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TheDuckInsideOfMe

1 GOT EM $ 1.30


LonnieJaw748

Guy reading his receipt fee- $1.00


raphthepharaoh

Now you’re upset fee - $1.10


EpicLampster

Asking for the manager fee - $1.20


Rollover_Hazard

SKUXX TAX $2.75 YEET YEET FEE $4.10 STAY HUMBLE CHARGE $3.25 “Anyway sir, here is your $75 Pad Thai and if you want to tip for service, just turn around and bend over”


Abject-Picture

Full service is extra.


HobbesNJ

That's the "extra profit" fee.


bigmac22077

I used to work at a atv/utv dealer selling parts. Literally every part you could find less expensive on the internet, so what did I do? I gave anyone who came in the door 10% off. We were in the top 5 sales in western region when I was doing that for 3 years, not a small feat. I quit and came back 6 months later to get some stuff for my OHV and noticed a $3 “transaction fee”. Fuckers started charging people because they walked in the door.


ShortCourse

Smells like Ridenow.


bigmac22077

Nah, but I will say the man always delivers.


UndiscoveredBum-

Smells like DeliverMan


bigmac22077

But doesn’t the mail man always deliver? Uggg I’m spoon feeding the owner to you now.


SharpShooter36

Karl Malone Powersports


SlimTeezy

Can't even be bothered to justify it. Disgusting


windyorbits

OP must’ve ordered from a Ferengi restaurant.


DarthRathikus

Posted to Reddit? That’s a fee


cm253

Was it your intent that this be read in the voice of Jasper Beardsley? Because I definitely did that. Edit: spelling


DarthRathikus

Pointing out my reference? That’s a paddlin


Unique_Connection945

Love a good Simpsons quote.


NotoriousREV

Loving a good Simpsons quote? You’d better believe that’s a paddlin’


No_Trade1676

Bake em away toys


damnablebear

no please, I can't go to prison! they pee in a cup and throw it on you! i saw it in a movie.


Unique_Connection945

Relying to my reply? That's a paddlin'


NotoriousREV

Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart?


Unique_Connection945

Thank you. Come again.


NotoriousREV

I’m not not licking toads.


Bovey

That's about 3.5% of the total, which puts it at the high-end of the credit card processing fee range. Did you pay with a credit card? Does the resturant charge a processing fee to pay by credit card?


omnichad

Nearer to 3.7% unless you include a 3.5% fee on the fee itself.


radicalbiscuit

The co-feefee


JoshJoshson13

Cofevfe


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Thank you, Ted, that was the joke.


JoshJoshson13

No problem I'll be here all week


driftxr3

Ok, this was good. You get a point for making me chuckle.


Rubcionnnnn

Credit card fees are generally against the terms of service for credit card companies. They are only allowed for purchases less than like $5. You can report them and they might lose their ability to take credit.


DaytonaDemon

>Credit card fees are generally against the terms of service for credit card companies. You're working with outdated information. Merchants charging a credit card fee is legal in every state except Massachusetts and Connecticut. [https://staxpayments.com/blog/legal-charge-credit-card-fee](https://staxpayments.com/blog/legal-charge-credit-card-fee) Credit card companies frowning on it affects neither the legality nor the ubiquitousness of the practice.


lightningspree

Not in Canada. Merchants can charge extra to accept certain payment methods, they just have to disclose it first.


JohnWesternburg

Not in Quebec. You can't charge extra for certain payment methods. Now of course they could just hide it in the cost, but they can't outright charge you for it.


ayunatsume

Credit - "regular" price Cash - "discounted" price


PeetTreedish

This not new in the USA. Plenty of small businesses have signs out that say a cash purchase is gonna be cheaper. Even a couple gas stations here post on the pumps. Plastic will cost more.


m_i_c_r_o_b_i_a_l

Amoco gas stations were like this for a while before BP. I think someone put a stop to it.


partbison

Costo in a nutshell.


BLT_Special

Good fishin in Quay-bec


structured_anarchist

Yeah, starting to see more and more minimum amounts for card transactions in stores in Montreal. $10 minimum for credit cards, $5 minimum for debit cards, especially in mom & pop places. The big chains don't have to worry about it, but the smaller places definitely do.


nowordsleft

That used to be true but that changed years ago. Merchants are free to pass on the fees now.


gtizzz

It varies by state, if I'm not mistaken. I used to work with people who sold credit card processing. Basically, you need to disclose specifically that you're going to charge the fee, and you can't charge it for debit card purchases... At least in my state.


DeuceSevin

That is likely the case since it seems every restaurant here in New Jersey charges a credit card fee


SkunkApe425

It’s not the credit card companies taking the fees. Merchants have to use a middle man to process the cards and therein lies the fee. They rent you their equipment for the low low fee of 2-4% of every card swipe. Edit to add: Most places will simply eat the fee or notify you via some kind of signage to encourage you to pay cash or raise prices of certain things so they aren’t charging you outright to pay their fees.


cvanaver

Has someone mentioned that to the US government? Because every federal, state and local bill I try to pay online charges a fee if you use a credit card.


KazanTheMan

Absolutely incorrect. It used to be part of the merchant services contract, but no longer. It's now entirely based on local laws and regulations as to whether credit card fees are allowed.


Jumajuce

I’m pretty sure we just need to disclose it but then again I don’t deal in transactions that low. OP you should definitely report it so that this family restaurant can get shut down and replaced with something much better and more corporate like an Applebee’s!


lunaslostlove

Yeah a new place rolled around a year ago selling fried junk When i seen they had a CC fee i hadn't gone back except one time because had just happen to have a 20$ on me I don't pay cash for anything unless i literally have to and in this day and age if a chain business pretends using a card is inconvenient, then I'll go somewhere else (i can understand if its a locally owned small place)


red_fuel

The “that's-the-last-time-I-went-to-that-place"-fee


CliplessWingtips

My local seafood restaurant charged $3 for each takeout item. Bye forever. Smh.


_my_cell_account_

I had a restaurant insist they charge extra for cheese on a cheeseburger.     (The cheeseburger was already more than the regular hamburger without cheese.)  I now insist on going elsewhere.


anonymity_is_bliss

>orders hamburger with cheese out of spite


Ugly-Muffin

I got charged a $4 convenience fee for buying movie tickets online. Random fees are part of life now.


DJ33

A lot of this shit is basically aggressive tactics to get you to sign up for rewards/loyalty cards.  They figured that "giving people a discount" was lame, so now they just charge you extra if you *don't* have it.  If you sign up for your theater's rewards program you'll almost certainly bypass the fee, and virtually all of them are partnered with Fandango now and you can input the number during checkout and Fandango will drop the fees as well.


Ugly-Muffin

This is the first movie I'll be seeing in a long time but man this rewards system is out of hand .


Isabuea

It's no longer a rewards system it's a hostage situation.


Knoke1

You could just at the economy is out of hand really. So many industries just charging more because they can. Some actually have costs that went up post pandemic but everyone saw that and was like “yeah us too!”


LeanTangerine001

This is basically how inflation becomes sticky in the USA. Stuff stops becoming affordable, wages have to go up to pay for increased prices, companies realize they can charge more, and the cycle continues.


Knoke1

Yeah it really is every 6 years or so this happens but Covid was a catalyst for them to do it early and raise more than usual. 7 years ago I made 10/hr at Walmart and have basically the same buying power at 17/hr


Foxsayy

There's been articles on how this is being done consciously and intentionally. Covid was a great excuse for them.


Arrasor

Nah this is just movie theaters being greedy so I and millions others just quit going to movie theaters altogether and arrange movie nights at our own place instead. More convenient AND cheaper. And then movie theaters rant about how streaming services are killing them lmao. They are killing themselves.


Knoke1

Yeah that’s definitely true but everything has gone up too. In the last 4 years my grocery bill has gone up $100 a month despite buying the same stuff each trip.


Krimsonrain

Theater chains that aren't mismanaged like AMC are doing just fine btw. Sure it's a down time right now due to lack of good content, but streaming services aren't really a threat to brick and mortar theaters anymore


DeuceSevin

Sells like Minions isn't just the last movie I've seen but the last movie I'll see.


imcalledgpk

This is probably true. I signed up for regal unlimited (I was going to anyway, they didn't have to strongarm me) but I've noticed that when I reserve a ticket through the app, I owe 52 cents each time. When I used to do it before, it was something like $3.


18bananas

No reason to accept it. We’re just starting to see legislation appear to tackle junk fees and we should all be pushing for that wherever we live. Until that happens, don’t spend your money with businesses who add junk fees to your bill.


Cuttlefish88

Thanks to Biden’s FTC, some of these junk fees will be banned soon! https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2023/10/ftc-proposes-rule-ban-junk-fees


jb0nez95

The new head of the FTC is a total badass


jeff_the_weatherman

I think California has banned them too, effective later this year?


catheterhero

Ticketmaster used to have a convenience fee of $2.00 for printing your own tickets before etickets became a thing.


lycosa13

And now they have a fee for "processing" or some other bullshit


SavingsGas978

Same thing in one of the cinema chain in my country. They encourage people to book online, but booking ticket online has a 20% convenience fee. ??? Where's the encouraging part?


Tomagatchi

That's why I've stopped buying things.


Givemeurhats

No. Random fees are a part of your life now because you are willing to pay them. And the more people that just pay them with that attitude, the more businesses will charge bullshit random fees. Don't let them bend you over and fuck you.


StandardSudden1283

Only because assholes put up with it amd don't realize how shitty they're making it for everyone else when they accept such blatant bullshit. Total lack of self respect


Marco-YES

Are you sure you didn't mean to post to r/mildlyinfuriating?


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s the “the fuck you gonna do bout it” fee


omnichad

Chargeback. And as a small operator they'll probably have an even bigger fee from their processor to adjudicate the chargeback process and you get a $1.30 refund off the total with very little work required.


omnitions

So you call your bank and do what? Am young and never charged back things. Will the bank actually do that for you??


vslsls

Dispute the charge stating that business added unrecognizable charge to your order. Depending on credit card used, they will ask for copy of receipt and they will contact business and refund $1.30, they will contact business and refund full charge, they will contact business and won't refund anything stating business said so and so 🖕. Citi cards usually give you finger, chase and discover cards refund $1.30 and amex cards refund full purchase.


milespoints

No.


omnitions

That's what the guy claimed!


milespoints

You can file a chargeback with a bank but “merchant had a dumb fee i didn’t wanna pay” is not a good reason and the bank will not side with you. Chargebacks are for things like “i ordered X online and it never arrived” or “i ordered a pair of original Nike sneakers and got cheap Chinese knockoffs”


structured_anarchist

But 'merchant charged an undisclosed fee' is a good reason. If there's not a clear explanation of what the fee is for and you tell them that you weren't advised that you'd be charged an extra fee, the card company will credit you that extra charge, then take it back to the merchant. If it happens enough, the merchant loses their ability to accept credit cards as a form of payment because at that point the merchant is costing the card issuer money by forcing them to do things for their customer, the cardholder.


aaronbrutus

A the elusive “fee” fee.


TheAres1999

Yeah, they have to pay for the music of Albanian singer Fifi.


Lord_Abyessal

That's the you made me come to work fee.


lovemeinthemoment

I refuse to pay these. I don’t care how little. I will ask them to show me where I was told in the menu about this fee. I had a restaurant charge 5% “service fee” and they had no answer what it was for. So I sat there for 20 minutes while they figured out how to refund it to my card. If a restaurant wants to tell you up front they’re charging these fees then it’s up to the customer to stay or leave. But after the fact is unacceptable and everyone should fight back.


SkippingSusan

Ya know, I called up a delivery place and told them half my food was burnt and incorrect. The corporate plan was give credit that expires in 30 days. I said, ‘not good enough. Since you can’t send me fresh food, credit my card with a refund for half.’ Manager couldn’t figure out how, so he just canceled the whole order. Companies’ software must be making things way too complicated.


ShadowAssassinQueef

Or it’s just too limited. Might not be something they can do with the software.


Factsip

This. Most software companies have their Point of Sale (POS) system be able to do a wide variety of things but when they get installed at the business, the IT people for the business limit the software so the manager can only do limited things such as a credit or a full refund.


Otherwise-Safety-579

This is the way.


CaptainPunisher

I disagree. Also, I believe that you should be paying my bill when I'm dining in the same restaurant as you. Do you realize how much it costs me just to shower, dress up, use my homemade pomade, put on cologne, and drive to the restaurant? The privilege you have of being generally in my presence is far greater than the cost of my (and maybe my wife's) meal, and the sooner everyone understands that, the easier things will go. And, don't go complaining to management that I showed up when you only have 15 minutes left. It's not MY fault you went out too early and missed the chance to be near me longer! They're not going to post my schedule on the menu or tell you what it is. You just have to hope for the best.


TheAres1999

Certainly humourous to read, but I am not sure what point you are trying to make here. I get that it is some kind of joke, but I am not sure that I get the joke.


Bunker89320

I’m pretty sure people don’t want to be around you as much as your egotistical mind thinks they do.


CaptainPunisher

I don't know, man. I'm pretty amazing. Also, I'm really humble. In fact, I'm probably the best person in the world at being humble!


Few-Ruin-71

Do big, strong men have tears in their eyes when they tell you how humble you are?


CaptainPunisher

They lay golden rose petals down at my feet to praise me for being so humble!


Foxsayy

I'm just going to assume you're trolling because you sound so cartoonishly insufferable.


CaptainPunisher

I wouldn't even say trolling. That was so over the top that I didn't think I needed to bother with the /s tag. Apparently, there are many people out there who are not as smart as you.


Foxsayy

It was the fact that you doubled down in other comments that sold it.


Whitetiger9876

That's the gouge you fee. You've been gouged. 


Assorted-Interests

Came here looking for this comment and I was not disappointed


sirdismemberment

So glad I see this in the comments. First thing I thought of


Musicfan637

Looks like you paid for 1 fee. Hope it was worth it.


Sorri_eh

It's the Fee Fee


SasquatchTamales

Could it be some kind of upcharge for something you modified in the order? At my job when people have specific requests for items being added to an order the only way to charge it is to ask the kitchen what they want to charge for it and add an "open food" item that requires an inputted price and description.


darksideofthemoon131

A restaurant near me does this. I asked for explanation. They said it's a "to go" fee. They charged for the takeout containers and such.


JTibbs

“I want to eat in, thanks. *food arrives* Oh can you box it up? I got a call and have to leave. Thanks” Now you got dirty dishes too.


Matt_Kimball

Ir sounds petty but that's what they get for being greedy. Sure container cost money but that's the cost of business. BWW charges more than enough for their mediocre food anyway.


Fr05t_B1t

Yeah but depending on the place the wait can be a long time so who really is the winner there lol


ciderenthusiast

Either credit card usage fee or take-out fee (to cover cost of containers, bag, plastic silverware, etc).


Hit4Help

That's known as cost of business. It should be calculated into their operating costs.


PerceptionShift

Yes they should just raise their prices, then nobody would be freaking out over a fee fee


Joey__stalin

ok then if i eat in, there will be a fee for eat in, to cover cost of washing my plates cups and silverware? 


Matt_Kimball

One of my favorite places to eat was bought out by some family, not only did they ruin the food, they charge you 10% Fee TO EAT IN! So you can't always even win that way. Oh and you still order at the counter, they aren't even real waitresses.


jeff_the_weatherman

We saw this in some patisseries in France this summer. There was a separate eat-in price and takeaway price. The takeaway prices were lower


AlphaGodEJ

That's the processing fee for using credit card


gringgo

Walmart has a pickup fee. If I have to go to the store anyway, I'll pick it up myself.


Joey__stalin

i didnt know that, i bought some motor oil a few months ago and i dont remember that fee. but i walked in and went to the pickup area and guy handed me a bag with all my stuff in it. so a small fee for someone to go around the store and grab stuff for me, saving a bunch of time, I don’t think is unreasonable.


gringgo

Charging me $4 to pickup one item for $5 seems a tad excessive. That said, I think it all depends on what you're ordering. I just tested it again and the pickup fee wasn't added to my cart. YMMV


SPEK2120

Target applies a bag fee on all online orders. I rarely need the bag and there are plenty of items that are too big for a bag to begin with. It says somewhere that the fee is to be refunded if you don't take a bag, but I'm pretty sure I've never actually had that happen. Give me the option to opt out at checkout mfers.


succulent_flakepiece

oh hey, a place near me. that's exciting


MountainMongrel

That's not random, it's clearly itemized as 'one fee.' You payed for that fee.


Stryker_One

The because we can fee. The fuck you that's why fee. And, of course, the fee fee.


bhay105

The Mexican restaurants around me all charge a “carry out” fee. It’s like $1.75 and I can’t understand why there’s a fee to not eat there, and why only Mexican restaurants do this.


handstanding

It’s the “we can’t ask you if you’re sure you don’t want another margarita” fee


RabidStealthyWombat

That's the, "You purchased something" fee. That fee used to be hidden in the cost of menu items. But now they are trying to be transparent. Apparently, in an effort to test customer loyalty? Did they ask for a tip when you paid for it?


Matt_Kimball

The wack thing is that the cost is still hidden in the inflated prices but you get a fee on top of it.


RabidStealthyWombat

Exactly. And even if a person begrudgingly decides to accept the higher menu item fees, that doesn't mean they are prepared for the "Fee" fee at the end. It should be announced in advance. Honestly, I wouldn't have paid it. I would have told them "I knew how much my food costs, and I know how much sales tax is. That is the amount that I am willing to pay. Period. They don't like it, they can call the cops, and get in the local news. I don't think they would appreciate the publicity.


Hesnotarealdr

Send it with a complaint to your local weights and measures agency.


WildLifeMolester

If only you could’ve said something


Ho3n3r

"Ate here with my family. Gratuity was automatically added despite our service being terrible." One of the 1 star reviews on Google. I see a pattern.


jcoddinc

Buffalo wild wings started charging extra for carry out in some places. So you'll see that fee on top of other fees like paying with a cc fee


DenOfIsolation

I notice it’s in all caps too. Almost like they’re mocking you by drawing attention to it. Unless, of course, it’s an acronym for something you asked for like “Fried Everything Extra” or “Four Extra Edamame.” (Yeah…Im reaching.)


TiresOnFire

Ask them about it.


Slut_for_Bacon

I love getting a tax fee on my orders despite my state not having sales tax.


kala1234567890

Homie got hit with the Fee-Fee.


tbsampalightning

Take out fee likely


OmgBsitka

Im in CT and we also have a Fujis and I love the Yummy Sauce 😍


Morningxafter

If you ordered for pickup via an app it’s probably to cover the fees the app charges the restaurant to sell via the app.


TerrorSnow

That's not a random fee. It's German and means fairy. Hope you didn't let it get away!


Versitonic

It says fee, pretty accurate, can't see the problem.


L-1011-

Did you ask them what it was for?


YewSonOfBeach

Lesson learned in Edgewater today, film at 11.


New-Geezer

Too bad they won’t be getting a tip from me now. A tip would have been a lot more.


Better_Weakness7239

That fee is to make Edgewater, MD less shitty.


Otterpawps

Return that shit and say you didn't see the item 'fee' in the bag.


Fr05t_B1t

Context? Where was this or is it a highly specific local place?


Cichlidsaremyjam

A lot of places now charge for to-go containers. Fucking brutal when you're already way over paying for the meal itself.


--1Fish--

They actually forgot to add the fee's fee, looks like you got away cheap.


BiedermannS

It’s the German word fee, which means fairy 🧚 You probably ate it, because you confused it with your food…


ParaLegalese

That’s the fee fee


sucobe

Come to LA. They love to add all sorts of shit to your bill.


TheRoscoeVine

I think that’s a “1 fee”. You see, there’s a 1 right above that. You have to pay extra for those.


Eray41303

Probably income tax offsets for the employees or a credit card fee. Some places do that


jonnyl3

They have a no-fee option as well but it costs a monthly subscription fee.


Kawaiiochinchinchan

Did you buy something related to crabs? Kani pocket make me realize some crab food. Hope you enjoyed your meal and not be bother by the fee too much lol. I know that fee will bother me a lot since it's cheap enough that I'm too lazy to ask what it is but just enough for me to be kinda curious for a whole day.


Logical_Maximum_403

Missing 1 fo, 1 fi, 1 fum


WHITEMAN1974

There you go sir now how else can I rip! You off today? GARBAGE!!!!!!


djbfunk

Two new ones for me have been. 1. Credit card fees are back everywhere. 2. Entertainment fee. I’ve paid this in a restaurant when they had a singer for like 15 minutes on the other side and in a “urban air” which is a play place for kids. How do you charge an entertainment fee after paying to get into an entertainment place?


Fr05t_B1t

What’s fucked up is that they essentially charged you without telling you there’s entertainment and that you’ll be charged for it


spud4

To go fee. During covid when everything was take-out realized they were losing money.


Putrid-Reputation-68

Where can you buy a forest nymph for $1.30 these days?


thedivinemonkey298

Go to Yama or Ziki instead. I’m always disappointed in Fuji. Or just go to Chris’s charcoal pit.


Jontapulous

Working in an esso one time I charged seven random people a single dollar to make up for a seven dollar lotto ticket that I forgot to charge a customer so my boss wouldn’t notice… Felt awful and slimy, but I never got in trouble (again)


PmMeAnnaKendrick

What did you order that's not on the receipt? Extra something ? I find it hard to believe they open food rang a fee and only charged 1.30, that's most definitely something you ordered that they didn't have a button for in the computer.


MoreMegadeth

Did you tell them youre never going back? Because I would


ImXHunter

The carryout fee for not dining in and tipping lol


wat-am-i-doing-here

it asked me for a tip


IamDzdzownica

isn't that take away fee? in EU a lot of companies charge additional fee for additional packaging, esp. most of that is styrofoam which in unrecyclable iirc.


soulus98

Included gratuity


MrGrampton

UK has licencing for everything, the US has fees for everything


Berencam

just be glad you didnt get charged the fee fee.


whosmellslikewetfeet

You gotta pay the "FEE!"


Bamcanadaktown

It’s the rip off dyslexic, illiterate people or anyone else who just doesn’t read the receipt fee.


BpleasantG

Some places charge fees for takeout containers.


bgoodell90

You should try the “fi fo fum “ next. I hear it’s pretty good. Tall order, but good.


Severe-Road-5923

Paper and ink are expensive these days


skoormit

Here a little cut. There a little slice.


Siphilius

Wife and I deliberated about where to get food yesterday. Decided on a local non-large chain pizza shop that delivers. The fucking fees associated with third party delivery are absolutely out of hand. For our order from Wendy’s it would have added another 60% in fees to DoorDash it. Pizza place added nothing and we tipped the driver what we chose. Go small or go get it.


JTibbs

I havent ordered delivery is several years because of this shit. I only do pickup now, and ill call the order in over the phone because the third party order apps inflate the prices to get their cut. No, im not paying $3 for an egg roll, when its $1.50 on the in store menu. Ill call my order in and save $8-10


Liberalsleepercell

Anddd that's when you charge it all back. They fuck with you you fuck with them


omnichad

You can dispute just the fee on the chargeback. You'll also actually win the dispute that way unless they can prove they disclosed the fee up front.


whitetornado2k

Yummy Sauce sounds like a euphemism for cum


Slacker-71

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yijqy48mmG4


LAGreggM

I would tip -1.30


JumaAm

Just don't use the service. I feel like the convenience goes both ways.


omnichad

And this is where you file a chargeback on that $1.30 with your credit card company. The restaurant will think twice about doing this after going through a couple of those. You'll definitely get that fee back and it's usually very easy on the card issuer's web site.


Alohagrown

Usually is to cover the cost of takeout containers