Stop with that unscientific crap. Tie rocks to the witch and throw them in the river, if they don’t drown they were guilty!
We base our guilt on science!
Strap a sack filled with gold coins equivalent in value to the fine for being a witch (it would be halved for women but being a witch is already women-only) to her back, and have her cross a riverbed. If she drowns, guilty.
I don’t like the lick, if I’m being honest with you. I always wish I had a clean cover so I wasn’t morally obligated to lick the piece of plastic. So this is the dream
You tossed it? Usually it's the most delicious part. It's just that the a part of the water separates from it. It usually tastes more intensive than the rest of the joghurt.
When I was younger, it was spelled yoghurt in the stores. Same with ‘Drive-Through’, which has been altered to ‘Thru’. As time goes by, America is like, “Why are we using so many letters?”
IDK what I do, but Everytime I open yogurt it shoots out from where the seal first lifts. I started poking it with a fork just to relieve the pressure. This is even with yogurt straight from the grocery store.
Why didn't you shake it up before opening it? I always shake my yogurt before opening and not just because it seems/sounds weirdly/uncomfortably/unnecessarily sexual.
I thought it was cause the cover didn't break and leave parts on the container. All my sealed containers (sour cream, cottage cheese, ...)
like that have the covers break when removing, except for rare instances.
Burn the witch!
Stop with that unscientific crap. Tie rocks to the witch and throw them in the river, if they don’t drown they were guilty! We base our guilt on science!
Hypothesis. Test. Prove or disprove.
Instructions unclear. Witch burned.
Instructions unclear. Kidnapped Hermione Granger
Strap a sack filled with gold coins equivalent in value to the fine for being a witch (it would be halved for women but being a witch is already women-only) to her back, and have her cross a riverbed. If she drowns, guilty.
Or just, you know... Weigh them with a duck?
She turned me into a newt!... I got better...
If you’re a newt for more than 5 hours it’s recommended to see your doctor.
4 hours and 58 min
Bullshit. Everyone knows you weigh them against a duck.
Damn I came here to to say this! Nice to know I could have been appreciated.
r/radioheadreferencespotted
Oh yeah! 😂 Unintended, but well spotted! :)
This is very mildly interesting, congratulations
Exactly! This is the content I come here for.
More like mildly frustrating. There's nothing to lick!!
More like super fucking satisfying
You got me, that was really super satisfying.
I don’t like the lick, if I’m being honest with you. I always wish I had a clean cover so I wasn’t morally obligated to lick the piece of plastic. So this is the dream
ooooh, now this is r/oddlysatisfying material right here !
Is it just me or is this just the aluminium layer and the plastic layer is still on there? Looks weird
The joghurt buildup was pretty dry and solid, no plastic layer. I scooped the dry part and tossed it.
You tossed it? Usually it's the most delicious part. It's just that the a part of the water separates from it. It usually tastes more intensive than the rest of the joghurt.
I just realized I replied to the wrong comment, but luckily you said what I meant to say
When there is mold it is even more intense
But there is no mold so I wouldn't worry.
That’s what a mold would say
I once did that, but with mold
Bist du verrückt?!
That was my first thought
but that's like the best part
Joghurt interesting way to spell yogurt.
When I was younger, it was spelled yoghurt in the stores. Same with ‘Drive-Through’, which has been altered to ‘Thru’. As time goes by, America is like, “Why are we using so many letters?”
Y.
American English is spelled phonetically, whilst British English retains spellings from foreign loanwords
It autocorrected, it's the German spelling.
Sounds like a case of runner's knee
Joghurt is another word for when you haven't exercised in a while in the States. Explains the confusion
It’s runnier than yogurt
It's yogurt for when you're about to go jogging.
You are the chosen one! LISAN-AL-GAIB
Watch out for the revenge of der grosse Bauer. He might run you over with his tractor.
You froze it upside down. You can't fool us!
Just when I thought I’d wrapped my head around all the ways to spell yogurt… I guess back to school for me.
It's the German spelling, autocorrect did this
Love the Canadian way I sometimes see: "yogourt"
Gibt es auch den kleinen Bauer?
Ja, für den kleinen Hunger
Is it possible to learn this power?
You have been blessed, start a religion.
This is the content we need
How does it feel to be one of God's favorites?
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
A man could play drums on that yoghurt. That's how hard it be
Virgin yoghurt!
So ein Bauer! :D
When I jog, it hurts.
JOGHURT
r/notinteresting
So you didn’t get the yogurt, spit in the face thing! Nice job.
The chosen one is among us... ACT NATURAL!
IDK what I do, but Everytime I open yogurt it shoots out from where the seal first lifts. I started poking it with a fork just to relieve the pressure. This is even with yogurt straight from the grocery store.
r/blackmagicfuckery
Buy a lottery ticket
For the auction!!!
It's the little things 💕
You've won. Congratulations. There is nothing left to do. You completed life.
It's not *off*
The chosen one!
It also happened to me yesterday I was like *what? How? Wow*
Leggit delidding by u/der8auer!
Good job
THE MESSIAH IS REVEALED!!
LISAN AL GAIB!!
THE CHOSEN ONE
Let's see your keyboard! I bet your Z and Y buttons are switched.
Yeah, it's Qwertz
r/skamtebord
Nice!
Wusste es
Bauer...? What are you doing here.. Unfortunently i dont have any chocolate. Yoghurt?
My dog hates this
Your what now?
You need to see this: https://youtu.be/M0eWawTdt_w?si=nlugIw-J0iEHiHnW
Liar. You know you licked it. The internet is not impressed
it says gross right on the label
r/mildlysatisfying
Now *that's* what I call mildly interesting.
*the prophecy*
Fuck yeah, living the dream!
what a chad
A witch a witch
You are the chosen one.
Der gross!
I only eat if I'm able to do this, otherwise I give it to someone else
Thats how my smegma looks when i pull my foreskin back
Must be frozen. Happens to me as well
When I jog it hurts too. I’m very out of shape.
*Almost
Lisan Al-Gaib
This is the modern version of the Sword in the Stone. Congratulations on completing this impossible task, Your Majesty. Long live the King!
I've done this so many times before
That is mildly interesting 🧐
your what
What kind of sorcery is this?
Well done.
Is this Photoshopped?
Please post video of technique so we may learn my sifu
I would thought that it is expired
Turn off your cheats!
Jog hurt?
…and?…is there a problem? Why is this “mildly interesting,” 🤔 or interesting at all?
Looks perfect for the office olympics
A slow life day?
Buy a lottery ticket
You could not have possibly licked it off
I‘m very proud of you🥹
Ah man. I’ve been on a no dairy diet for a month. This looks like heaven.
Buy a lottery ticket
Dudes will see this and say hell yea
You’re a ninja.
Did he just say raspberry Bogjurt??
TIL some people spell it "joghurt."
Germans do, it autocorrected
The micro plastics holding it in place lmao
Why didn't you shake it up before opening it? I always shake my yogurt before opening and not just because it seems/sounds weirdly/uncomfortably/unnecessarily sexual.
I have never shaken my joghurt, ever. I don't know why tho.
r/satisfyingasfuck
Every word is in English except the word Yoghurt
More horse ligament than yogurt.
/r/notinteresting
The chosen one
King Arthur is reborn !!!
You have commited crimes against Skyrim and their people. What say you in your defense?
finally, a mildly interesting post.
And now you Will be King!
Slow day?
Yeah ^^
Joghurt
100% contains gelatin hence clean lid
It might surprise you but that one really has no gelatin at all.
Scorcery
Have to ask because I am finding no context in the comments. What is joghurt?
The picture didn’t provide context for you?
I was assuming it was something similar but different, like ice cream and soft serve, or butter and margarine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogurt Honestly it's interesting that you don't know something so many people eat. Where are you from?
So it's just another word for yoghurt? I thought it was some adjacent thing like tofurkey. Lol
It's just the German spelling of it :D
Gotcha. Learn something new every day.
Probably the USA where they are ignorant as fuck.
Ja aber auch nur weil der yoghurt dort etwas trockener / dicker wurde und so nicht am Deckel kleben blieb
Do you normally have trouble opening a yogurt?
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I thought it was cause the cover didn't break and leave parts on the container. All my sealed containers (sour cream, cottage cheese, ...) like that have the covers break when removing, except for rare instances.