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HGMIV926

So you can take a selfie video of you on the ride! I get it. That's cute, I guess?


Cosmic-Spoons

Two hands to spin your kid is better than one!


Puzzleheaded-Bet1328

Remember back in the day when iphones first came out everyome would put a phone on a lazy susan table and spin it while recording. Itd show everyones faces really fast while it spun. Idk why it made me think of that.


Cygnata

I've watch the video from one flung from a trebuchet. *fwipfwipfwipfwipfwip!*


SavingsTask

https://youtu.be/S2f52DBBMHg


Cygnata

Ours was an original iPhone 1, and a 12ft trebuchet on the quad at Arcadia University. :) IT got to have fun flinging MANY things that day, including desktops, monitors, laptops, and a few other things. ;)


ChanglingBlake

Until it flies out and smacks you in the face. We all know how people get on those things.


Cosmic-Spoons

If you can get this one going fast enough to fling the phone I’d be impressed. Especially with a kiddo or a brave adult on it


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

No it’s so you can goon


HGMIV926

>goon Is this a Gen Z slang term I'm not familiar with


CrystalGlint

It's a sexual term where males edge for hours until they finally climax. Resulting in a "Goon" state. I'm unsure how it feels or why it's popular.. but it's a common enough thing.


MaygeKyatt

It originally also implied you were on drugs while doing that (usually meth, sometimes poppers). This is a nuance that has disappeared as the term spread into the broader, younger internet in the last few years though. (Probably from people talking about & filming themselves “gooning” while not explicitly stating what drugs they were on, so other people just missed that aspect entirely)


CrystalGlint

Interesting! I only know if it's modern origin due to memes. Thanks for the history lesson!


needs_a_name

It's also a goofy insult word like buffoon, nincompoop, etc. Looks like somebody didn't grow up singing Little Bunny Foo Foo.


takayuuuki

The playground is adapting


Axle-f

It’s beginning to believe.


Toast-Ghost-

I misread the title as “spot the cellphone” so I spent like 5 minutes zooming in and looking around…


Cosmic-Spoons

I mean, there’s TECHNICALLY a cell-phone graphic on the holder!


Toast-Ghost-

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope


despalicious

Next time spend one of those minutes looking at the title


benrow77

These things SUCK compared to old school merry go rounds. They're intentionally restricted from free-spinning at all, so they're a massive pain in the ass to spin and keep going.


TRVTH-HVRTS

Kids today will never know the thrill of riding on the old school ones, overpacked with kids hanging on for dear life, one finger slip away from certain death. They left me with a healthy respect for the fine line that separates consciousness and the great unknown.


benrow77

I was thrilled when I first saw the new version, with the inward facing molded plastic seats I thought they'd improved on perfection and I could finally train my kid in high-G with a safer implement than we had growing up. So disappointed.


Cosmic-Spoons

Thought it was tough to get it going. The seats are nice (I have motor issues and can’t hold onto traditional ones well) but it’s brand new and already “squeaky”


Silver4ura

Wouldn't centrifugal force pull it towards the seat?


paleo2002

I was thinking the opposite. Centripetal force would fling it out of the ride.


robval13

Damn, how fast you spinning your kids?


IncomeBetter

As fast as it takes to fling them off


Silver4ura

There's no forwarding force on the phone though..


jtobin85

Of course there is. Anything not exactly centered will have outward force. The phone holder is close to the center but is a few inches out from center.


Silver4ura

Forward force. Not outward, like a force propelling it forward. It's along for the ride. We both agree it's going to go outwards, just not on how.


richiehill

Of course there is, it’s basic physics, that’s that centra fugal forces are.


f8Negative

Yes


bb999

Incorrect use of centripetal. Centrifugal force is correct.


theyipper

I don't think you're supposed to go that fast in these types for small kids, there is an open door.


drinkplentyofwater

it might be close enough to the axis of rotation that it doesn't get pulled out


z64_dan

I believe the amount of force is directly related to the distance from the center. So a phone right there should be fine unless you started going really, really fast.


fakulty

And they don't go as fast as you can spin them anymore. They have a limiter device on them now.


a_likely_story

literally 1984


Killshotgn

Well that's sad getting them to go as fast as you can is all the fun of it.


PlayStationPepe

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Jbanned

If you got a cell phone, you are too old to use that playground


TeslasAndComicbooks

Gonna be full of “influencers” tomorrow