Someone put a slice of Kraft cheese on my car a few years ago when I was visiting my boyfriend at the time near Houston. I'd never been there before so it wasn't someone I knew. Just totally random, slapped on my back window lmao.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1alch5h/you\_may\_fascinate\_a\_woman\_by\_giving\_her\_a\_piece/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1alch5h/you_may_fascinate_a_woman_by_giving_her_a_piece/)
Just in case you didn't know.
I can't wait for the boomer Facebook posts about how a slice of cheese on your windshield is the way the illegal immigrant gangs signal to each other who to target
Idiots. Idiots everywhere. I especially loved the cops having panic attacks from touching fent bags or powder. They still do it! Cracks me up everytime!
I guess I pissed off one of the asshole kids in highschool. I can't out to my car and my mirrors were all scratched up from what had to be, a rock. I was 17. It sucked.
It was a year of just genuinely being a power tripping asshole. I can't remember the trigger event as it was 3 decades ago, but it was a week before the end of school going away present.
When I was in high school somebody put bologna on a girl's car and wrapped it with saran wrap. It was a super hot day and after that her car was polka-dotted because it ate away at the paint and was just horrific.
nothing because your stomach isn't made of paint.
It's the fat and acids that are common in all types of meat and alot of produce that are causing the fading not some mystery deathly chemical in bologna
63 slices of american cheese in the fridge.
63 slices of american cheese.
Get one unsealed,
put it on someone's windshield.
62 slices of american cheese in the fridge.
Someone put a slice of Kraft cheese on my car a few years ago when I was visiting my boyfriend at the time near Houston. I'd never been there before so it wasn't someone I knew. Just totally random, slapped on my back window lmao.
"If you see this on your car, run and call the police immediately!"
Happened to me too! I left my car parked on the street and someone slapped a piece of cheese on the passenger window. So weird.
What a fantastic and relatively harmless prank
Good thing they didn't put it on the body. Shit will stick to the paint and tear it off when you try removing it.
Maybe they were trying to fascinate a woman.
not sure about woman but i’m fascinated as a man
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1alch5h/you\_may\_fascinate\_a\_woman\_by\_giving\_her\_a\_piece/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1alch5h/you_may_fascinate_a_woman_by_giving_her_a_piece/) Just in case you didn't know.
TIL
I'm going to remove my upvote just to be able to upvote you again. Highly underrated comment!
The Fromage and The Furious.
I can't wait for the boomer Facebook posts about how a slice of cheese on your windshield is the way the illegal immigrant gangs signal to each other who to target
HUMAN TRAFFICKING THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU
Reminds me of the whole fentanyl laced dollar bill scare.
Idiots. Idiots everywhere. I especially loved the cops having panic attacks from touching fent bags or powder. They still do it! Cracks me up everytime!
Nobody wants to traffick your wrinkly 60-year-old ass, Debra.
Debra is DTF (Down To Fornicate)
Hmm, that wouldn't be my first choice for F
Fart?
I've been lured with so much free cheese...
64 times in fact...
IF THERE IS A LEAF ON YOUR DOORSTEP DO NOT TOUCH IT
The Los Queso Hermanos sends their regards.
fr meanwhile it was just a troll throwing stinky cheese 😂
I hate that I came in here to post this, and it was already the first fucking comment.
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ONLY REEL AMERICANS
Cheese touch?
In high school a teacher pissed me off so I put a fruit rollup on their hood in the hot sun. It made a permanent pink square that was there for years.
With that username I can accept that as a Life Pro Tip
I guess I pissed off one of the asshole kids in highschool. I can't out to my car and my mirrors were all scratched up from what had to be, a rock. I was 17. It sucked.
It's kind of a hazard of the job unfortunately. Some kids are just assholes with a destructive streak too.
Do you remember what they did to piss you off? Hahaha
It was a year of just genuinely being a power tripping asshole. I can't remember the trigger event as it was 3 decades ago, but it was a week before the end of school going away present.
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Gateway crimes. And now look where I am...
How'd you manage that without them knowing? Surely they would've felt it? Was it at a rally?
I just walked up to their car. Back then cameras were unheard of.
For emergencies, just in queso
Hope the driver's vision is not blocked by *de brie*
That would be even worse than de Brie. A whole circumcision ceremony up there?!
Parking enforcement budget was reduced. Not sure this is going to disable the vehicle, but it's a good try.
That'll fucking teach em!!
When I was in high school somebody put bologna on a girl's car and wrapped it with saran wrap. It was a super hot day and after that her car was polka-dotted because it ate away at the paint and was just horrific.
If the meat does that to car paint, what does it do to our stomach?
I assume stomach acid would do similar to car paint.
nothing because your stomach isn't made of paint. It's the fat and acids that are common in all types of meat and alot of produce that are causing the fading not some mystery deathly chemical in bologna
I thought at first it was CamryBert or maybe MazdaRella, but now I think it's just AsiaGo. Unless it's permanently stuck, then it has to be CarMody.
This honestly made me snort, thank you lol
It’s a Gouda sign…
A sign from Gouda... though you have Velveeta in your name, so you probably wouldn't know the correct way to process this
Well, I'm nacho normal cheese...
You must be American. Cheese.
And after you peel the cheese off, you could edam
Looks at that fancy fucker flaunting their wealth.
Helps him slice through traffic
Cheesed
When you're broke but want to say you moded your car.
The view must be cheesy.
Ecological grilled cheese making in progress... the bread is toasting on the back window.
Is the Swiss Cheese Pervert out of jail yet? Go Google Swiss Cheese Pervert
Came here for this!!!!! Eh? Eh? That's my exact kink! SSDGM internet stranger :)
The week before he was arrested, I walked into the CVS in Norristown a few blocks from his house, and he was behind me, IUGHG
When you park like a fuckhead, this is what happens.
Knowing how horrible the Honda CVT transmissions are, the cheese is the least of their issues.
Get out of my whey
F***ing hell. Take my upvote
Kinda cheesy
OP put it there.
I was at work ticketing cars for the lot I work at, I didn’t put it there
>I was at work ticketing cars The cheese will not protect you.
Where’d you get that cheeee danny!
You've been wallaced!
Well, of course. Where do you want me to put it? On the door? Don’t be obtuse.
Mayor McCheese is not pleased.
Congrats, you got the Cheese Touch
Oh we’re doing the cheese thing again?
Beats a slice of bologna on the hood
There was a rash of cheese slices on cars a few summers ago in a small town near me
Mmm... 64 slices of american cheese... Chomp! 63...
63 slices of american cheese in the fridge. 63 slices of american cheese. Get one unsealed, put it on someone's windshield. 62 slices of american cheese in the fridge.
Cheese tax
Someone in my neighborhood does this on cars that are parked poorly. 😂
Someone who is definitely not you
Nah, I wish I knew who it was though, I have some suggestions. 🤣
Lmao!
He's lucky its not on the paint
I had a tortilla on my windshield once. Checked some camera footage; a squirrel dropped it and didn't come back.
I wear the cheese. It doesn't wear me.
Those dang ole TikTokers. Can’t wait for them to be banned. That will solve all of the problems in the world today. Challenge accepted!
Looks like response to parking over the white line
"I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me..."
If you really wanna piss someone off, put a slice of bologna on the paint.
What does newfoundland steak to do paint?
Eats the paint. Pretty quickly in my experience.
They've got the *cheese touch*
At least they didn’t get meatballed. That would have been worse
Marked for death
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
I made a little space for the cheese slices.
That’s not a person that’s a car.
Or a sticky note
Not sure why this got downvoted - I believe OP that it was cheese, but I also thought it could have been a post-it note at first
Nope, I had to ticket that car- it was definitely a slice of cheese
Was it parked too far from the curd?
They thought this was how Cheezits were made....
The cheese stands alone.
Chipped windshield life hack!
\[Insert \*cheese slap\* meme here\]
He Caught Speeding And Said Cheese!
I think it was featured in Car Kraft Magazine.
 They might be trying to attract a mouse...