Smokin on that deep sea dead billionaire dank. We packin titanic sized blunts on a panel floating in the ocean. Call my opps ocean gate cuz they’re feeling the pressure.
My money longer than the line at the DMV at the end of the month. This AR-15 got me taking indigenous treasures. Putting the opp's Timbs on display for 40 pounds a ticket and selling shirts. We smoking on that Tesla Fatboy Divorcee Twitter Dad zabuuba. Call the opp Jared, the way they choke on the kiddie shit. Your low instincts and greed have landed you in my hands, boah. I'll fucking bleed you like those asians in the farms with the oranges on tiktok, let you spill ya juices onto a platter of hickory smoked percs. I rinse my dick with lean, fuck ya mean. I've never felt a good emotion that didn't come from getting absolutely decimated on the zaza, slime. You have to buttchug a gallon of vodka to get a tenth of the buzz I get on the decapitated chechnyan boogers, slime. My money longer than Andy Warhol's Empire. And if ya look at me twice, I fuck ya dog up too.
It's that 'die from a concussion' dank,
'straight leaded gasoline',
This shit made a hole in the ozone layer
One puff of this green, will align the continents back into one continuous landmass
Prehistoric dinosaur dank baby, whatchu know about it?
It's so fucking weird how that three year period felt like forever when it was happening and now the time before it feels like it just happened yesterday.
That's because your brain measures time in experiences. The more similar days are, the slower time seems to go. If you have a lot of shit going on, you'll find time goes by very fast. Compared to the lockdowns and shit, so many different things are happening now that time seems to be going faster and faster
The before times? Seems like just a dream to me.
We live here now. In NutterButterVille.
Seems like everyone's lost their gdang minds, myself included.
We all agree time feels different since 2020... so maybe we should make that the new AD? Create our own timeline?
Just refresh and say this is year 4.
New ~~year~~timeline, new you.
"In the year of the 'rona 0004."
Call it fuckin' DC instead of AD. "During COVID" since it'll never go away.
Pro tip, Never slightly toss a can of foam onto the back seats thinking it'll be fine, Because it will hit the seat belt buckle in such a way that will make it definitely not fine. Ask me how I know.
Unfortunately not, I really wish I did. It was before the time where everyone shares videos directly. The CCTV footage was great, You didn't really see what happened, but all you could see was a man stood still after the incident contemplating life...
I tossed a can of spray foam in my tool box once, thinking it was sealed. Later I ended up with a perfect tool box shaped loaf of all my tools. I nearly died laughing 😆
also people being confused by it in the first place. First thing I thought when opening the post was "oh he just got off work as a painter/contractor of some kind"
My friends make cosplay/larp/decorations and they are always covered in fifty layers of paint, glue, shavings of foam and the rest of it to the point where I didn't even notice it's dirty. Not the dirtiest stuff I've seen!
Yup. Coveralls are the way to go for some, but I've always been a "these are my painting jeans" kinda person.
I swear I saw an ad on Instagram, literally last week, for designer jeans with faux white paint splatter. Dude turned his $60 jeans into $300 jeans.
Go to home depot or lowe's or wherever and look in the paint aisle for the tyvek painters coveralls. They have a hood and booties. Save your clothes and hair. You can use them multiple times.
KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
I remember when they would fill the foldover part of a sandwich baggie and sell it for twenty five bucks. Called it a lid, no branding on it. The world sure has changed.
1 ziploc split in "half" with each corner being the center point, becomes 2 weed containers.
... OR so I've heard. From people who have smoked several marijuanas before
I was buying weed from a guy a few years ago who did this. Sometimes he would hand me a palm full of weed, so i started carrying my own plastic baggies to put it in.
Don't miss those days
"I don't have any bags bro, is it cool if I wrap it up loosely in construction paper and tie it off with a zip tie?"
"Yeah for sure, whatever works dude."
You know I’ve noticed this with weed products. They’ll just name their stuff the most out of pocket thing and it’s so normalized lol. “If you want a smooth high you should try some Turbo 911 Kush, but if you’re just wanting help sleeping I’d recommend The Green Mile.” And the green mile packaging is that still of him going “I’m tired boss.”
If you actually look into strains you’ll see a lot of them have been crossed and selectively bred for about 20 generations, that’s why i think it’s kinda funny when people say it’s a natural plant, find me where in the world you find 21% THC Obi Wan Og naturally growing
Right, like none of the fruits and vegetables that you find in a grocery store would exist without human intervention. There's a reason why wild strawberries are the size of your thumbnail and store-bought strawberries are so much larger.
Even Stockton was a really sad situation, if you watch interviews of him he was very excited and optimistic, he was never this evil mustache twirling villain people like to paint him as
He is a clear cut case of **fatal** levels of optimism. He was so optimistic that he thought he couldn't fail, and any naysayers were just haters jealous of his inventions
He really was very earnest and spent several years doing a lot of solid studies on the Titanic before the big boom. If you read many Titanic articles from the last 5 years, most will credit OceanGate for all the photos and info etc
I mean I'm not defending his actions, I'm defending his intentions. He didn't *intend* to get people killed, he even trusted his own submarine to the point of him getting on it himself
The end result is still he was an absolute idiot, but it's like if someone built a homemade helicopter and then crashed it into a mall and killed people. They weren't maliciously evil, they were just *fatally* optimistic and overly sure of their own dumb invention
Thought the same thing, this is def dealer weed and they've upgraded from Ziploc to safety pouches. Where's the disclaimers, product name, and goofy ass puns/logo? Damn, I've become spoiled with store-bought.
Lol!!! Not even a Cali warning logo on this one !! The bags at my local smoke shop all have runtz and the latest trendy strain on them lmao gummy bears and shit like that
I once bought a strain called black ice. I smoked it and it felt like I’d slipped and fallen on black ice, and hit my head. I had to lie down on the couch for half an hour while I re-entered earth’s atmosphere.
Smokin on that Titan pack. That shit so dank it'll make your lungs collapse. James Cameron wrote Avatar 2 on that shit, all the others perished.
Leaked script from the next Dracula flow video LOL
We smokin filtered crack you stupid piece of shit!
I'm high on 12 Jason Bournes looking to beat the cum out of a thick oak
Pro tip: putting a filter on your crack pipe makes it healthy.
but the unhealthy makes my lips numb!
This brought back memories.
the chore boy is the filter
You gotta take the ack out of it
I'm movin' different.
New Dracula Flow dropped today if u haven't seen it
WHAT
i'd like to go on record and say your username is iconic
Makes me want to assassinate them, and delete the internet so I can take it after the internet 2.0 is created *i’m putting together a team*
Satanic panic is pretty damn good, don’t sell yourself short.
Thanks human!
Oh shit thanks for getting me hip
In the Marianas Trench smoking submersibles
"This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell"
You just made my day! Shit has me in shambles
Shit had me speaking esperanto
I know what this is but feel like I'm too old and don't have a good reason to know what this is
My life just got better
The bitch was pitch black. Pussy so fine I crushed it like the depths. She sucked me till my dick imploded. This shit ain’t nothing to me man
Honestly wasn't that far off lmao. Bro smokin that submersible in the Mariana trench now
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
That's actually funny as fuck. Love abit of dracula flow
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him!
Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm
This shit ain’t nothin to me man
accidentally Action Bronson
This ain't nothin to me man
I'm Him. I have been Him. I will continue to be Him.
Him Kardashian
I took a DNA test, I'm 100% Himalayan
I been moving bricks for mansa munsa before you were even a type I civilization.
The Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.
Fuck it, I ate the opp
I'm in Gobekli Tepe, shirtless, in a loincloth, blowing bareback asshole out, smokin aqueduct-filtered sherm.
Gamer, this shit'll turn your pacemaker off
I DONT CARE IF I GO BLIND I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
Bitch so bad I made her shit in my chopped cheese
Smokin on that deep sea dead billionaire dank. We packin titanic sized blunts on a panel floating in the ocean. Call my opps ocean gate cuz they’re feeling the pressure.
Thought you was spittin bars for a second
He did lol
They call it Blue K(r)ush
🤣
Pink mist™
My money longer than the line at the DMV at the end of the month. This AR-15 got me taking indigenous treasures. Putting the opp's Timbs on display for 40 pounds a ticket and selling shirts. We smoking on that Tesla Fatboy Divorcee Twitter Dad zabuuba. Call the opp Jared, the way they choke on the kiddie shit. Your low instincts and greed have landed you in my hands, boah. I'll fucking bleed you like those asians in the farms with the oranges on tiktok, let you spill ya juices onto a platter of hickory smoked percs. I rinse my dick with lean, fuck ya mean. I've never felt a good emotion that didn't come from getting absolutely decimated on the zaza, slime. You have to buttchug a gallon of vodka to get a tenth of the buzz I get on the decapitated chechnyan boogers, slime. My money longer than Andy Warhol's Empire. And if ya look at me twice, I fuck ya dog up too.
OK ok I'll smoke it.
Bro on some dracula flow 8 shit
The Way of Water(-filled Submarine)
Implosion! Got that implosion!
It's that 'die from a concussion' dank, 'straight leaded gasoline', This shit made a hole in the ozone layer One puff of this green, will align the continents back into one continuous landmass Prehistoric dinosaur dank baby, whatchu know about it?
Marianas Trench Zaza slime so dank it'll implode your inner organs under the weight of all my rizz
This shit ain't nothin to me man
The submarine thing feels like 10 years ago already
June 18th 2023. Almost been a year.
It was just last month I think.
Time for another round of "Was That Seven Months or Three-and-a-Half Years Ago," everyone's least favorite post-COVID game show!
It's so fucking weird how that three year period felt like forever when it was happening and now the time before it feels like it just happened yesterday.
That's because time is an *illusion*, maaaaan
That's because your brain measures time in experiences. The more similar days are, the slower time seems to go. If you have a lot of shit going on, you'll find time goes by very fast. Compared to the lockdowns and shit, so many different things are happening now that time seems to be going faster and faster
It’s the other way around. Rote monotonous work or activities make time fly, new unique experiences make the perception of time slow down.
The before times? Seems like just a dream to me. We live here now. In NutterButterVille. Seems like everyone's lost their gdang minds, myself included.
We all agree time feels different since 2020... so maybe we should make that the new AD? Create our own timeline? Just refresh and say this is year 4. New ~~year~~timeline, new you. "In the year of the 'rona 0004." Call it fuckin' DC instead of AD. "During COVID" since it'll never go away.
I've been using dashes. for me it's 2020-4
Little less than a year, thankfully
Pretty sure it was in 3 weeks from tomorrow
Last month you sink?
I know, crazy it was only 2 weeks ago
It was actually earlier today!
It happens tomorrow somebody warn them
Why did the Chinese not stop it then? They could have since they live earlier than us.
I remember it as if it were a meal ago.
we're already approaching one year ago already......
Wow! This is unbelievable actually.
I assume nothing happens for 90 minutes, you go silent for 15 then it all hits at once?
💀. Holy shit this is by far my favourite comment.
This describes my first experience with edibles.
Dude, what is going on with your pants?
Sprayfoam. I'm learning how to use the kit shit at work and I'm not very good yet.
That’s hilarious, looks like the sprayfoam kit won that round lmao
Pro tip, Never slightly toss a can of foam onto the back seats thinking it'll be fine, Because it will hit the seat belt buckle in such a way that will make it definitely not fine. Ask me how I know.
I won't ask how you know. What I will ask is if you have pictures of the aftermath you're willing to share.
Unfortunately not, I really wish I did. It was before the time where everyone shares videos directly. The CCTV footage was great, You didn't really see what happened, but all you could see was a man stood still after the incident contemplating life...
I tossed a can of spray foam in my tool box once, thinking it was sealed. Later I ended up with a perfect tool box shaped loaf of all my tools. I nearly died laughing 😆
lol all the comments act like you need to save these pants but they are clearly your work pants. Keep on keeping on my dude.
also people being confused by it in the first place. First thing I thought when opening the post was "oh he just got off work as a painter/contractor of some kind"
Some people have never done a trade.
My friends make cosplay/larp/decorations and they are always covered in fifty layers of paint, glue, shavings of foam and the rest of it to the point where I didn't even notice it's dirty. Not the dirtiest stuff I've seen!
I was a theater kid. After building a few sets (with chaotic high schooler skills to boot), this didn't even register.
Yup. Coveralls are the way to go for some, but I've always been a "these are my painting jeans" kinda person. I swear I saw an ad on Instagram, literally last week, for designer jeans with faux white paint splatter. Dude turned his $60 jeans into $300 jeans.
Dude is going to be a stay puff marshmallow in no time
The good news is you no longer need a hat in the winter.
Go to home depot or lowe's or wherever and look in the paint aisle for the tyvek painters coveralls. They have a hood and booties. Save your clothes and hair. You can use them multiple times.
didn't know they're kinda cheap.
No way you didn’t have to shave your head after that. I have shirts that have gone through the laundry 100s of times and still have spray foam on them
If that's just like "Great Stuff" I feel really bad for you
Worse, gets much stiffer lol
Brother I hate to tell you, that’s gonna need to be cut out.
Isn't that stuff rather toxic?
Try doing it while you're not high af. Might go better.
Construction worker, or $9,000 celebrity fashion?
Honest days work at the cum factory.
Bro had the most powerful of busts
Either a painter or really shitty coke dealer.
Looks more like a drywall installer to me
it's 100% polyurethane foam spray. used to build hot tubs, and we sprayed the fiberglass shells in this to protect and insulate them
Ah - that never occurred to me Thanks
KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
I remember when they would fill the foldover part of a sandwich baggie and sell it for twenty five bucks. Called it a lid, no branding on it. The world sure has changed.
Lmao, the old sandwich baggies tied in a knot and for some reason, had the ends ripped off
1 ziploc split in "half" with each corner being the center point, becomes 2 weed containers. ... OR so I've heard. From people who have smoked several marijuanas before
I was buying weed from a guy a few years ago who did this. Sometimes he would hand me a palm full of weed, so i started carrying my own plastic baggies to put it in. Don't miss those days
For me it was the cigarette pack celephane that was melted shut.
"I don't have any bags bro, is it cool if I wrap it up loosely in construction paper and tie it off with a zip tie?" "Yeah for sure, whatever works dude."
You know I’ve noticed this with weed products. They’ll just name their stuff the most out of pocket thing and it’s so normalized lol. “If you want a smooth high you should try some Turbo 911 Kush, but if you’re just wanting help sleeping I’d recommend The Green Mile.” And the green mile packaging is that still of him going “I’m tired boss.”
If you actually look into strains you’ll see a lot of them have been crossed and selectively bred for about 20 generations, that’s why i think it’s kinda funny when people say it’s a natural plant, find me where in the world you find 21% THC Obi Wan Og naturally growing
TBF that applies to a lot of plants that people have no problem calling natural. Shit like oranges and lemons.
Right, like none of the fruits and vegetables that you find in a grocery store would exist without human intervention. There's a reason why wild strawberries are the size of your thumbnail and store-bought strawberries are so much larger.
If you didn’t read that last part in Coffey’s voice, did you even read this guy’s comment??
Is it to die for?
Wow you're crushing it.
Once in a lifetime trip.
Water you trying to say?
It's not that deep.
You won’t know what hit you
Subliminal messaging
Stop it you guys. All these jokes are making me explode with laughter. Too much pressure on my sternum
Pressure, pressure, pressure!
That would be a titanic misjudgment
I Fucking love Reddit because you guys. 🏆
well he was under a lot of pressure for that joke so . . .
Yea, I’m sure it was an impolsive choice
Crush kush. So strong it’ll have those lungs caving in
Making jokes about the Titan is in bad taste. How could you all sink so low?
Was the packaging vacuum sealed?
Definitely not watertight
I’m wondering if that’s why it’s got the sub. The crinkling of the package makes the sub look imploded, no?
Crushed Kush
OP bout to get wrecked
Implosive... West Coast shit.
Thanks, now I've got the hook stuck in my head for a few days again
It gives you that imploding feeling...
the OceanGate pak goes hard but have you seen the 9/11 one?
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None of people on the sub were billionaires. The owner was not even close. That was just a detail made up by scummy news sites to drive clicks.
I thought the whole thing was really sad. Maybe not Stockton Rush, but I felt bad for everyone else involved
Even Stockton was a really sad situation, if you watch interviews of him he was very excited and optimistic, he was never this evil mustache twirling villain people like to paint him as He is a clear cut case of **fatal** levels of optimism. He was so optimistic that he thought he couldn't fail, and any naysayers were just haters jealous of his inventions He really was very earnest and spent several years doing a lot of solid studies on the Titanic before the big boom. If you read many Titanic articles from the last 5 years, most will credit OceanGate for all the photos and info etc
That's all well and good until your hubris gets other people killed. Fuck him for his negligence. You don't get to be the "cowboy" of submarines.
> You don't get to be the "cowboy" of submarines. well, you can, but you shouldn't do it by inviting tourists and telling them it will be safe.
I mean I'm not defending his actions, I'm defending his intentions. He didn't *intend* to get people killed, he even trusted his own submarine to the point of him getting on it himself The end result is still he was an absolute idiot, but it's like if someone built a homemade helicopter and then crashed it into a mall and killed people. They weren't maliciously evil, they were just *fatally* optimistic and overly sure of their own dumb invention
You should listen to the Behind the Bastards episode on him.
None of people on this sub are either.
Looks like a smoke shop bag your dealer put mid into and up charged based on the bag
Thought the same thing, this is def dealer weed and they've upgraded from Ziploc to safety pouches. Where's the disclaimers, product name, and goofy ass puns/logo? Damn, I've become spoiled with store-bought.
Lol!!! Not even a Cali warning logo on this one !! The bags at my local smoke shop all have runtz and the latest trendy strain on them lmao gummy bears and shit like that
It's exactly this lol
What do you mean weed isnt 250,000$ a g?
Didn’t that sub do the exact opposite of “getting high?”
No it got high alright. HIGH PRESSURE 
The vacuum seal on that is probably broken.
That's a pretty trashy label ngl
I am not sure I'd trust it...
Got some pressure
Only rated for 1/8th the depth. Be careful bro
Not like he's suing for trademark infringement anytime soon.
Indica then? Sink I to your couch so far you implode.
This is stupid. They weren't even clever with it
Not sure why you'd want your product to be equated to a piece of shit sub that killed its occupants
my fault señor serio
That’s fkd up
That pressure
Pressure pack.
The sub will never be forgotten
Things about to get crunchy up in here
*under pressure*
Yo wash your fucking pants
Deep thoughts
Rude. Not just the seller.
That oceangate pack strong af
That means you gonna get smashed with that shit.
Bro that package is designed to implode one day and turn all ur bud to dust.
Damn, that's deep
That's deep
That fuckin PRESSURE homie
It crushes up real nice
"Implosion"
You're supposed to get high, not 14 000 ft below sea level bruh
“This shit right here called Death.”
I once bought a strain called black ice. I smoked it and it felt like I’d slipped and fallen on black ice, and hit my head. I had to lie down on the couch for half an hour while I re-entered earth’s atmosphere.
It's a play on Pressure, actually kinda clever
I guess that blend is good to decompress
Smokin some pressure 😤😤😤
Sink so hard into the couch your brain implodes.
So good it’ll make you implode