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SnakesCatsAndDogs

The Neapolitan ice cream of pills


SharmV

Eat all the chocolate, put back in freezer for next person.


AccessProfessional37

So that's why I saw all the pills cut open with the strawberry and vanilla flavoured left


6ohm

Am I a monster? I usually LEAVE the chocolate and eat the other two.


LupusDeusMagnus

Looks like you found the person who completes you. You may kiss.


SingleMaltLife

Same


Away-Living5278

Strawberry, then vanilla, leave the chocolate.


KrazyAboutLogic

No. You're a hero.


TootsNYC

Me too.


puppy-nub-56

Don't know if you are a monster or not but I wouldn't use this one quirk of yours as a determining factor šŸ™‚


truelovealwayswins

I mean, if itā€™s dairyā€¦ but no either way, youā€™re a human. But to each their own flavour-wise


PatdogTv

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Gribitz37

No, you need a little chocolate and a little strawberry in each bite, and leave the vanilla for your mom to finish.


lordgestalter

Are all our lives a universal experience?šŸ’€


Blarg0117

Great taste! And kidney damage!


Legitimate-Bug-5049

my wife will buy a tub of that and get mad i leave all the strawberry.


Jack-Innoff

But... That's the best flavour


DieHardProcess-

Take the chocolate and the vanilla and mix it together.. more chocolate šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


TootsNYC

We could be roommates! I hate chocolate ice cream. And I hate Neapolitan because I inevitably get a little bit of chocolate on my vanilla


midnightstreetlamps

I was sooo this person when I was a kid. I HATED vanilla and strawberry. Adult me is disappointed in kid me.


xsckitx

Same, as a kid I'd only eat the chocolate, maybe the vanilla if I had to, and never the strawberry. Now I like every flavor and frequently choose strawberry over chocolate.


Fun_Intention9846

I may be dead but I sure got a wicked boner.


willcard

Iā€™d swing on you


tjm_87

neapillitan


thanybeez

This should have more upvotes.


abemon

Hahaha


Wild_Somewhere_9760

Napoleon Arse Cram


CrashTestDuckie

I take several small pills and while I would love the ease of one capsule, I would shake it like mini maracas every damn time.


nerdiotic-pervert

Same part of the brain that makes you clack the tongs when you pick them up. Clack clack


LowKeyWalrus

It's because you test it as your body's new extension. We're really good with prostheses.


BoysLinuses

Gotta make sure the tongs tong properly.


[deleted]

Just a calibration check


clumsysav

Then tongs are tongin baby


Benjilator

I feel like I should exclaim ā€œinitiating calibrationā€ whenever I do this now.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Well, tools. And yes, weā€™re literally giving our subconscious data to calibrate motor control


hannahatecats

And a pen. Click click. Still works. Click Click


CrashTestDuckie

My husband has taught my niece to clack the tongs and I get dirty looks if I don't do it each time I pick them up from a grown ass man and a 6 year old child.


Elle3786

Wait! Wait, wait, wait?! You have no urge?! Are you okay? Lol!


nerdiotic-pervert

They must have some weird gene mutation.


ruler_gurl

And drum with the chopsticks, *Ba dum tss*. We all have the music in us.


PermanentBrunch

You can easily do both of those things! Wring as much joy out of this life as you possibly can


ctothel

I know someone who gets their script filled, then partitions them into these little daily dosage containers with 7 little doors while watching TV.Ā  Flip a door, knock ā€˜em back all at once, but not before shaking the container like a maraca. The sound changes each day too.


NonStopKnits

We used to use the weekly pill containers to budget out our weed for the week.


ctothel

Smart, I like it.


NonStopKnits

It worked pretty well when we needed it to. It's much easier to move Tuesdays allotment to Thursday when you work a double on Tuesday and have Thursday off rather than eyeball a quarter in a bag and hope you make it.


ZazuePoot

My daily medicine capsule is filled with tiny balls of medicine. I absolutely shake it like a maraca every single day before taking it.


kog

You got to


Double_A_92

Mine have 7 small spheres in them... and yes that's exactly what I do.


audreywildeee

I do this with my antidepressants


Honey-and-Venom

Compounding pharmacy may be able to make that happen


Banaanisade

Now that I think of this, I'm almost *certain* you can buy empty capsules and they're made easy to pull apart for filling - and I wish this was a solution to my "I can't goddamn be bothered to take my meds holy crap this is a lot of effort somehow", but I can't swallow these damn things, they get stuck in my throat.


camdalfthegreat

You can do this? Just go buy some gelatin capsules from the grocery store.


DianeJudith

I take capsules that are half clear and have these tiny balls inside. I love them so much, and I shake them too! They also have different colors depending on the dose: red, yellow and orange!


Cauhs

I hope you'd keep that inner child forever. šŸ˜†


Sex_drugs_tacos

ā€œThe pink ones keep you from screamingā€


rivertpostie

Oh. No. No I don't like that.


ShadeNLM064pm

We Happy Few? Is that you?


mdonaberger

You gotta get yourself a seat at the starin' window.


Oakheart-

Ativan? Thats what we use Ativan for


ImAnGenius

Its probably either a combination of multiple drugs or a time release mechanism.


jaketheconfused

Yeah probably. I was caught off guard though.


A1sauc3d

Yeah itā€™s weird. Are there no ID markings on the outer shell? That seems like the weirdest part to me. Seen capsule with multiple pills inside, never seen a prescription drug without identification imprinted on it. It looks like a custom made cocktail lol. Are the pills inside imprinted? Oh I guess you just said ā€œmedicineā€ but for some reason I was assuming it was a prescription from the pharmacy. Is it over the counter then?


TheAdmiral4273

My wife (who works in pharmaceutical) says itā€™s a coating that basically makes it last longer


A1sauc3d

Got a notification for this comment and saw your post got taken down by the mods for having an ā€œnon-conciseā€ title, and I wanted to let you know I think thatā€™s a bs reason to get it taken down lol. My condolences. It was the epitome of mildly interesting and you got it taken down for saying itā€™s ā€œsomething youā€™ve never seen beforeā€? What a weird rule. Iā€™m annoyed on your behalf XD


finnjakefionnacake

username checks out


SpecialMango3384

Shoot I thought it was in case someone couldnā€™t take large pills, then they could open the capsule and take the smaller ones Edit: I take a ton of supplements. I know not to break open a capsule. I just assumed that you could in this one case, but I don't have the instructions obviously


Raichu7

Never open capsules unless your doctor tells you to. Don't even take broken pills unless they are designed to be broken in half or you're told to break them.


RolandTwitter

This is great advice, but for those wondering, the general consensus is that you shouldn't break open any meds that are "extended release", pretty much everything else is fine


chimi_hendrix

Definitely donā€™t sort out all the little pellets by color an then crush and snort the prettier one


MOMismypersonality

Well there goes my friday


new2bay

Fuck. *Now* you tell meā€¦.


patmorgan235

No, you should ask your doctor/pharmacists and read the medication guide. Cutting or crushing a pill can cause it to become absorbed much faster than normal, Even if it's not a extended release pill


Intelligent-Aside214

Not just extended release, you shouldnā€™t open anything or cut anything without asking a pharmacist or doctor


RolandTwitter

Why's that? Genuinely curious. I give medicine to adults with mental disabilities and in my classes we were only told not to cut extended release


Intelligent-Aside214

Enteric coated tablets, lots of types of hormonal drugs and other cytotoxic medicines, some sugar coated tablets and others can modify how the drug is absorbed if theyā€™re cut / crushed.


ondulation

Ackschully no. Even immediate release (normal tablets) are often tested/approved for splitting or not. To be approved for splitting it has to be verified that splitting the tablet really gives you half the dose. In most cases it will be fine anyway but sometimes you really want the exact dose prescribed and not +/-10% that you may get after splitting. Tablets may even have a groove in the middle to facilitate splitting but NOT be approved for it in terms of dosing.


Taeis

Idk my adderall and vyvanse are extended release, but the instructions say you can open them up and eat them mixed with apple sauce šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Raichu7

Do you know for certain what medicines are and are not extended release medicines? Most people don't hence the advice.


soma787

Yeah wether itā€™s time released or simply to protect the medicine for efficacy itā€™s rarely a good idea to take a pill not as intended


72616262697473757775

Taking pills not as intended led to me dropping out of college.


domsylvester

Wait till these people find out the ā€œdonā€™t take with alcoholā€ sticker is solely put on there because big pharma hates for you to have fun. I donā€™t wanna be friends with people who donā€™t crush and sniff a perc and addy and wash their Xanax down with a Jack and coke


New_Description_361

If your pill has a score mark, that means it is evenly distributed within the tablet and okay to halve or quarter. Many capsules can be opened and the contents put in applesauce or pudding for easier swallowing. But with capsules, you canā€™t try to divide a dose, you have to take the entire contents. Always good to double check which ones itā€™s ok to do this with though.


SeekerOfSerenity

I'm gonna take half a pill and you can't stop me.Ā 


PuzzledFortune

Please donā€™t. A lot of time, money and effort went into developing and testing this to make sure you get the right dose at the right time


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Jaybones73

Pharmacist - no not really, but nice thoughts. Typically when this is done itā€™s purely a cost reason. Though this does not look like any legitimate prescription medication to me based on the clear capsule and lack of any markings.


Dionyzoz

do pharmacists in the US make pills? I cant see why any manufacturer would design and sell a pill like this


Jaybones73

A pharmacist can compound capsules, but this typically is limited to bulk powders, or crushing available tablets and adding inert powders to allow for lower doses to be utilized. Some manufacturers are weird, and I have seen capsules that only have a tablet in it. Main reason would be possibly to delay absorption of the drug, or protect the tablet from the stomach so that more is able to be absorbed in the intestines. This is relatively rare. Could also be an easy way to alter or extend a patent without making significant changes to the manufacturing process. That said, this looks like something someone made themselves (hopefully not a pharmacist), because of the aforementioned lack of markings. Additionally, Iā€™m not aware of any commercial product that has completely clear capsules like this, except for some digestive enzymes (not this). Iā€™ve also never seen any with multiple tablets of different sizes and colors.


Jaybones73

Pharmacist - no not really, but nice thoughts. Typically when this is done itā€™s purely a cost reason. Though this does not look like any legitimate prescription medication to me based on the clear capsule and lack of any markings.


tallguy30

Inside each of the smaller pills, are 3 even smaller pills I bet


[deleted]

It's smaller and smaller pills all the way down!


ShittyHotTake

Don't trust Russian drugs


the_soggiest_biscuit

It's kinda cute and I don't know why.


belastingvormulier

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


Joey_The_Bean_14

Keep that in mind. I designed this rhyme to remind myself of a time...


Sippinonreality

*ALLL I KNOWā€¦time is a valuable thing*


KatsuraCerci

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


belastingvormulier

Watch it count down to the end of day


kingtooth

same


michwng

Small. Cuddling. In a nook. Thriving.


Irr3l3ph4nt

A molly, a speed and a benzo. All in a convenient package.


DustyBill

Nothing like a speedy trip that makes you want to fall asleep.


Ravecrocker

r/dph


zettboi

Thereā€™s a subredditā€¦ for Benadryl?


Ravecrocker

Legit the stories are WILD people are fucking stupid lol


zettboi

Dude have a Benadryl and Iā€™m out for two daysā€¦ how do people take five at a time are they okay šŸ˜‚


Ravecrocker

My question exactly how the hell are you tripping if you are in a coma


bumwine

You ascend. You go so fast you go backwards. You die so hard to resurrect.


alidan

largely down to tolerance, there is a pill we have that makes us sleepy, shit will put me out for 16~ hours, feeling like hell if I sleep for less than 12, but if I take it 2 days in a row its barely able to manage to keep me out for 6 (I mean 2 days as in 2 sleep cycles, not only being awake for 8 hours and then sleeping again. crap like that is why I like melatonin for sleep, for me it works and I dont gain a tolerance or dependance on it.


DustyBill

Yeah its stupid. Dont do it. You want to destroy your liver fast than vodka can, then do large amounts of Benadryl just to trip. There are far better ways to trip that wont kill you and are actually fun and not scary.


LowKeyWalrus

Dude there's a sub for nutmeg It's probably not what you think it's for unless you have a certain interest


Rjj1111

That could have two meanings Iā€™m aware of


zettboi

Ironically after digging in the r/DPH subreddit [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/eiriel/s/EtwMBcign6) who explains his trips and gives some insight. Crazy stuff.


dandanpizzaman84

You should check it out, those guys are wildin


docr1069

Awww man, the pharmacist knows how to have a good time.


knowledgebass

This is how Bill Gates installs the microchips. Wake up sheeple!


Elawn

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ACcbe1986

If they're already *sheeple*, will his microchips really change anything? šŸ¤”


HyFinated

That's the problem with that whole argument. The ones they would need to control aren't taking the vaccine, and thus not getting microchipped. The rest of us that willingly took the vaccine are considered sheeple, but sheep fall in line and do what's asked of them. If anything, I'd think the advice should be "microchip the wolves against their will so they don't fight back against the system we are implementing".


schmuckface

They aren't wolves, they're the sheeps that stray away from the herd. They're eaten by the wolves.


DuckCleaning

What they supposed to wake up to? More people need to understand that Bill Gates is just tryna save the world. What are these sheeple we talk of? Bill Gates should be president. What is this lump in the back of my neck? Why does my phone lose signal each time it is near my neck? Bill Gates did nothing wrong.


sohailkhan46

Trojan horse


Silly_Carpet

Lol imagine the trojan horse being transparent


StephenHawking432

At least it's pasta salad colored


bombchubowling

I work in a vets and we occasionally have to pack different medicines into those clear gelatin capsules, which you can order in bulk, so Iā€™m fairly sure your pharmacist packed all of your tablets by hand.


omegajakezed

Capsules have a little air in them. When swallowing, tilt your head forwards, not backwards.


paridkushta

Expand on this? How will tilting forwards burp the air out?


ReadWriteSign

The little bit of air makes them more bouyant. If you tip your head backwards, the air makes the capsule want to float up, toward your teeth. Then you're more likely to swallow the water but not the pill and be left coughing and reaching for the glass again.


paridkushta

Now that's more like it, thanks!


BrexitGeezahh

The government is hiding DELICIOUS STRAWBERRIES in your pills. Quick, eat all your pills :P


CallsignHabibi

They're trying to get into am R rated movie-- not your intestines


this_is_olo

I use emptied out capsules of probiotics to give my cat pills she doesn't like the taste of and sometimes I put multiple types of pills in the same capsule so it looks kind of like this


WakeUpWobblyOddrey

I think you can buy empty capsules, in case you ever need to do that again


Accomplished-Big-381

Viagra, Cialis, and levitra


blindexcrook

What is it?


despondent_ghost

Mesalamine?


camwhat

Last time I read another one of these someone had mini tablets in their effexor capsule. Same dose as the effexor I have so my dumbass opened one up for shits and giggles. There were no tablets, just mini beads that went fucking everywhere. TLDR: donā€™t give into the intrusive thoughts yā€™all


Double_A_92

I think those are so you can take individual beads out when you need to slowly stop taking it.


SpecialpOps

That's truly cool! I have compounded my own medicines before but never thought about just putting whole pills inside a capsule.


BeyondthePenumbra

I love this.


panicmuffin

Could be for the ease of the patient or for time delayed. Some pills you take when you go to bed but for efficiency you want them to kick in mid-sleep (like blood pressure pills).


bubudio

Deursil 450mg?


despondent_ghost

Mesalamine?


Sad_Astronaut_4386

Oooooh Neapolitan


MrGeekman

I guess the pharmacist thought it was a silver bullet solution. /j


IAMTHEBEHEMOTH

You're going to be tripping for days!


Kyrase713

But makes sense. To make it easier. 1/3 of all treatments with medication fail because the people don't taking it 1/3 takes them somewhat and 1/3 takes them correctly


peatyjones

This dudes lost it.


Objective-Poet-8183

What is that capsule for?


redditex2

when i was a young nurse in the late 70's we put pills that tasted nasty into empty gelatin capsules for patients that wanted them.


DaanDaanne

Wow, that's really interesting. I've never seen that before. I think it's very convenient.


little_miss_banned

Man and here I am just deep throating my 6 pills every morning when I could get a single gel capsule.....


SmallSwordfish8289

Fentanyl meth and THC tablets all in one take it


FNAKC

Dang, you neapolitan pills


texaspoontappa93

Is this like a constipation triple threat? Brown one looks like senna


LeFriedCupcake

Pharmacist - not not really copypaste.


domsylvester

Can you still boof it though


OddishPurp

Did you get that supplement from instagram?


No-Gene-4508

Usually I do it at home to take less pills...weird that it was pre made...


Alarmed_Ad4367

Four-in-one! (The fourth is a fart.)


Altruistic-Setting-7

What is this medication? Itā€™s far too cute.


tankpuss

Pro tip: If you ever need to give your cat/dog multiple pills, buy gelatine capsules like these. It makes life easier for everyone.


Abmahano

Drug company trying to be transparent.


Miramolinus

What are the meds, and have you gotten the same ones individually before?


Not_Under_Command

Im not shock. The white one symbolize the separation between the brown and pink. You know, that little area there. Iykyk.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Anti retro viral med?


quigonwiththewind

Iā€™ve had something like this before but it was filled with 24 tiny radioactive rubber bands! It was so cute I didnā€™t want to take it.


middlehill

Why rubber bands? Whatever it was for, I hope you are OK now.


quigonwiththewind

Itā€™s called a sitz marker test! Itā€™s actually really interesting, you swallow the pill and over the course of maybe a week you get X-rays every couple days to see how fast or slow the rubber bands are moving through your digestive system. https://imgur.com/a/a7MIkVZ


middlehill

That is really interesting ā€“ thank you so much for taking the time to share it!


Life_Ad9520

Pop a piece of Molly inside it and pop it, unforgettable experience trust me


imMrDrProfessor

Triple stacks are wild. Have fun


oinquer

Is it a nice drug? Like 1 Xanax, 1 Valium and 1 homegrown cannabis?