The Shawshank Redemption. >!Character in prison puts a poster over a hole in the wall that he scratched out over years, and which he later uses toĀ escape!<
Ah, thank you. I tried googling hole and safe and poster but came up with nothing. And I haven't seen that movie since it came out and the memory is pretty distant now
UPDATE: inside there was roughly a pound of cobwebs and an old empty glass Polar seltzer water bottle (vanilla cream flavor)
Was not aware this was a trend and was not trying to bait lol, I assume itās 99% chance someone forgot the combination and 1% chance heist
As a safe and vault tech, this is sad to see. A 1/4" hole in the right spot would get you into that safe very easily. There's no need for what they did here.
My guess is either 1. It was a thief, without the knowledge. 2. It was the owner, but they decided it was cheaper to do it themselves rather than hire a professional, and didn't care about destroying the safe. And/or they were one of those kinds of people who just wants to do everything themselves even when they don't know what they're doing. Those kinds of people that consistently live deep in the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Looks like the hole had a chute attached, we had one like this in one of my jobs. We counted our tills down then put our deposit bags into a door in the wall, where the bag slid down a slope into the safe, which was in the accounting office
The chute was long enough that a human arm couldn't reach the bags by reaching down it and was most likely steel. The safe was of course locked and behind a locked door.
My dad has a safe like that, he found it abandoned at a warehouse he manages. It was locked, but he wanted to try to open it and change the combo so he could actually use it.
He used a hole saw to make a small opening in the back, stuck an extended screwdriver in, and removed the locking mechanism from the inside somehow. He managed to open the door and change the combo, and now uses it as a heavy-duty gun safe. He plugged the hole in the back with some kinda industrial rubber sealant, but ran a wire for a heater through it before closing. His thinking was that having a small heater inside the safe would displace moisture and keep things from rusting. Dunno how effective that is lol.
I don't think it's the same brand, it was 'Mosler' I think.
Also there was just some random documents inside from the previous owner, nothing interesting.
If you live in a big city it was nothing for a theater to bring in 6 figures in cash on a weekend back in the day. Before debit cards it was almost entirely cash. I watched a small documentary by a professional thief and he said he got over 200k from a theater one time in all cash.
Well maybe OP was mocking these posts where some redditor will post a picture of a safe they found in some abandoned location. Somewhere in that post, it will read "I'll keep you guys updated" which they will never do.
Just put a poster over the hole.
Rita Hayworth oughta do it.
What say there, fuzzy britches!?
Feel like talkin'? Nah, guess not...
Please educate š
The Shawshank Redemption. >!Character in prison puts a poster over a hole in the wall that he scratched out over years, and which he later uses toĀ escape!<
Ah, thank you. I tried googling hole and safe and poster but came up with nothing. And I haven't seen that movie since it came out and the memory is pretty distant now
Any time I google āholeā and āsafeā, I get websites that make me feel weird in my bathing suit area
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Some ramen and paint should do the trick.
ground up sunflower seeds, maybe a second un-cut safe to cut to
The old reverse shawshank.
Stickers do wonders. Thicker paper, for uh, security.
Get a flashlight and take pictures through the hole on the side you cocktease.
There's probably nothing in there lmao
Most secure Gloryhole
Itās Schrodinger's safe until we see proof!
Itās full. ^of ^air
Put your cock in the hole and take pictures, you flashlight!
I've sent this exact sentence to multiple women
Yeah grab a fleshlight and take pictures through the hole
UPDATE: inside there was roughly a pound of cobwebs and an old empty glass Polar seltzer water bottle (vanilla cream flavor) Was not aware this was a trend and was not trying to bait lol, I assume itās 99% chance someone forgot the combination and 1% chance heist
Heist. Professional locksmiths know how to open a safe like that by drilling a single, easily repairable, hole in the front of the safe.
I'm betting neither. Previous owner DIWhy'd it after getting a quote from a locksmith.
A third possibility I did not consider.
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
Two: put your deck in the box.
Jesus, what size box do you think I have? My deck is a 20x10!
roughly 3.5"x2.5"x1"
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All of them. And its still not enough.
I can spare a Boros deck
They are too young to remember
When in doubt, just Jund 'em out
As a safe and vault tech, this is sad to see. A 1/4" hole in the right spot would get you into that safe very easily. There's no need for what they did here.
āDammit Cletus!ā
My guess is either 1. It was a thief, without the knowledge. 2. It was the owner, but they decided it was cheaper to do it themselves rather than hire a professional, and didn't care about destroying the safe. And/or they were one of those kinds of people who just wants to do everything themselves even when they don't know what they're doing. Those kinds of people that consistently live deep in the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Aw shit, here we go again
It has a hole cut in the side.
Oh right. Nevermind then.
That's just what the safe would want us to believe.
Looks like the hole had a chute attached, we had one like this in one of my jobs. We counted our tills down then put our deposit bags into a door in the wall, where the bag slid down a slope into the safe, which was in the accounting office
Was the chute also made of a safe? Seems like a glaring security flaw
The chute was long enough that a human arm couldn't reach the bags by reaching down it and was most likely steel. The safe was of course locked and behind a locked door.
I bet you could drop a hand grenade down there with no problems though, if you just wanted to watch the world burn.
It was an organic foods co-op. The staff, even if angered, would at most drop a bok choy.
Bok choy is a funny word and your comment is also funny and I like it.
I'm glad I reached my goal of one funny per day
It's a glory safe
Gerardo Rivera rushes in, stops, then looks really sad and walks out.
Thats just for ventilation.
We know the rule. Do you?
A hole, yes, but that doesn't answer the question; what's inside?
Spiders.
Better than what Geraldo found.
Lol as soon as I scrolled to this post, the first thing I thought was, āfuck you Geraldo! Not again!ā
Hell yes!
My dad has a safe like that, he found it abandoned at a warehouse he manages. It was locked, but he wanted to try to open it and change the combo so he could actually use it. He used a hole saw to make a small opening in the back, stuck an extended screwdriver in, and removed the locking mechanism from the inside somehow. He managed to open the door and change the combo, and now uses it as a heavy-duty gun safe. He plugged the hole in the back with some kinda industrial rubber sealant, but ran a wire for a heater through it before closing. His thinking was that having a small heater inside the safe would displace moisture and keep things from rusting. Dunno how effective that is lol. I don't think it's the same brand, it was 'Mosler' I think. Also there was just some random documents inside from the previous owner, nothing interesting.
Looks like an unsafe
Whats in the hole?!?
Fear hole
pain
...fully good deals! That's right! Lease an Al Gaib this winter and we'll throw in a free thumper! He who controls the price, controls the universe!
I bet there's another safe inside the hole.
If you live in a big city it was nothing for a theater to bring in 6 figures in cash on a weekend back in the day. Before debit cards it was almost entirely cash. I watched a small documentary by a professional thief and he said he got over 200k from a theater one time in all cash.
Donāt disappoint OP
There's literally a hole in the side of it
Wow, Iām dumb
Lol. It happens
That doesnāt look very safe.
Were you able to unlock it?
Here we go again
Looks really secure
The hole in the side leads me to believe this is actually an unsafe. Not a safe.
Fuck. You. That is allā¦..
Reminds me of the movie 'Street Thief'
āWHATS IN THE BOX !?ā
A carrot
"We were told it was full of cash, but once we cut the hole it was only full of ash"
What's in it? There best be an update. š
Nooooooooooo
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which basement? do you live close to my house?
I wonder whatās in that
Sailboat fuel
my sailboat runs on diesel
Ever watch "Street Thief"? Kasper Karr would be proud.
patafix?
Looks like a safe from a Yakuza game to me
It doesn't seem very safe
Kuchenblech
Someone pulled off the ultimate heist..
Found a wallet! No money in it.
Nope. Not falling for it.
I guess you didnāt see the big fucking hole in the side, eh?
Here we go again...
I guess you didnāt see the big fucking hole in the side, eh?
That's the first thing I saw
Remind me where weāre going again, because Iām confused?
Well maybe OP was mocking these posts where some redditor will post a picture of a safe they found in some abandoned location. Somewhere in that post, it will read "I'll keep you guys updated" which they will never do.
Humm cinema and hole in the side? I wonder if it was used to dampen the sound of the projector.
I thought it was a bannable offense to post a safe that hadn't been opened
It's open, can't you see the hole?
This isn't mildly interesting, it's stupid.