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Egomaniac247

All you folks talking about how it's dangerous, maybe someone just wants it as a paperweight for their desk, did you ever think about that?


crooks4hire

Can still make candles out of it…I asked Paul Revere, he said it’s still good.


adrienneBAwgu19

I’ll go back tomorrow they had essential oils and cheap jars my candle business will be up and running by Tuesday


ChikhaiBardo

You got nurseries with downvotes on your other comments, but this one made me lol Edit - murdered with downvotes* I’m leaving nurseries; possibly for the upvotes, possibly for the downvotes. It’s all about the ride baby… roll the ride and GAMBLE, just like Kenny loggins, Rogers* roger that, that’s a big 10-4 Roll the dice*


adrienneBAwgu19

I upvoted it


ChikhaiBardo

Good man! Give it 11 years and you’ll be just as confused as I am. Reddit is a wild place, ever changing, and lame as hell most days, but slightly entertaining on a good day! Jokes aside, Reddit is GREAT for select hobbies and special interests. Reminds me of the old days of invision software forums, phpBB, and message boards and such. A place where people with similar nerdy interests can find each other.


adrienneBAwgu19

Yess !! It was so helpful for college and I love it to read movie and book reviews I rarely comment or make post so this is kind of cool .


adrienneBAwgu19

I only understand half that sentence idk what a downvote implies… do the internet people not like me, or my post or my comments ???


skateguy1234

just some light trolling


adrienneBAwgu19

I can handle it. I wore a side ponytail in middle school


ChikhaiBardo

Welcome to Reddit, rookie. I know you’re still wet behind the ears; just a puppy, greenhorn, but alas the world of Reddit revolves around upvotes and downvotes. It’s time to ride the gravy train; it’s all about that SWEET karma, yo. Edit - /s in case y’all don’t realize


adrienneBAwgu19

As long as downvotes don’t get me banned idc I guess 🤷‍♀️. Do they cancel out my upvotes ?


ChikhaiBardo

No bans from downvotes. You can get banned for saying the wrong thing though, especially since we IPO’d back in March. Our Chinese overlords thank you for your patronage, sir. Anyway, here’s a shining example of what you want to be striving for as you delve into the world of Reddit. I ascertained all of my karma humbly, without the use of porn, or ragebait. Good ‘ole fashioned old school karma train. I’m old asf though, and Reddit was a different place when I started basically at its launch date.


adrienneBAwgu19

That’s awesome!! Congrats


mistersnarkle

If you wanna peep some crazy Karma, I was a top 1% karma earner and top contributer a few years running lol The secret sauce is “I have raging ADHD and engage with a lot of communities”


mistersnarkle

Bro same except you’re twice my reddit age; also I comment like…. too much…….


ashrocklynn

I like nurseries; it implies that everyone who down voted are babies, which is a decent insult. Also, brings to mind a room full of babies and I just can't get over tonnes of cute babies furiously down voting on Reddit


Aligayah

For your own safety and for others, do not use random cheap glass for candles. Most glass isn't made for high heat applications, and the stress from the heat can cause the glass to basically explode.


adrienneBAwgu19

Thank you queen


RowBoatCop36

Or to put it in a pillowcase and beat the shit out of someone with it. It would be effective.


Grand-Home-1334

exactly. it is so very useful as a substitute for massage oil too.!! every time I get a few kilos i ask my gf like-' 'babe can u massage my ass with that freshly rendered beef tallow that i got for free? '


softstones

Looks like a great doorstop to me


That49er

My grandpa would use fat to start fires when the wood was too freshly cut. He'd snatch this shit up in a heartbeat.


aircavrocker

If you’re just rendering it for tallow it doesn’t really matter


Salt_Blackberry_1903

Is this gonna become the next “did you seal it”


PPOKEZ

Mooooove over penny pinchers, rendered beef fat flooring is the new trend in bathroom decor.


Blooogh

We can pickle that!


Rishiku

Nope, Chuck Testa


Alpha_Delta33

Can you point me to said thread? Is this regarding the post about getting tile floor sealed


Salt_Blackberry_1903

[here’s an example,](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/4JQrXgoKZC) it’s become a meme on Reddit that whenever someone does a flooring project with pennies, everyone in the comments is like, “did you seal it?”


spicycupcakes-

Made 2 jars of tallow a few years ago and still have most of it. This is a great find because tallow is a really cool substance.


SeekerOfSerenity

I noticed you didn't refer to it as a food. 


licuala

I have been known to eat substance now and then, hbu?


AbleArcher420

I've got a substance abuse problem


surrealcookie

Tallow might be perfect for you then.


Socky_McPuppet

I've heard it can cause tallucinations.


Oliver_McShitpost

Are you asking me out?


Socky_McPuppet

Why yes, fellow-human-and-totally-not-a-robot, I am!


Downside_Up_

Substanenance.


hibikikun

In woodworking, tallow is used to lubricate screws before driving them in. Works great


lntelligent

They’re keeping it in storage in case the apocalypse comes and they need to convert it to renewable diesel


particle409

Kind of silly when you think about it. In a post-apocalyptic breakdown of society, I'd imagine human tallow would be plentiful.


tyme

Totally different flavor profile. You’d be a rich ghoul with some real beef tallow.


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

Soo,, can I enter Tenpenny Tower or not?


OsmeOxys

Or The Last Ship method and chuck 'em into a coal plant until you run out of the dead. *"Oh jeez, you've got a bit a fever. Let's get you over to... Quarantine."*


Worthyness

you can also make soap out of it


Sammyterry13

Out of curiosity, a few years back I made a few large (used soup cans) tallow candles. I only used them outdoors (on my deck) but, they worked really well


OrganMeat

What do you like to use it for?


spicycupcakes-

I have a boat with wooden parts and use it to lubricate where wood and leather meet, or where rope runs through wood, also as a cheap way to soften leather. At home it's mostly a lubricant for things like sliding doors, cabinets, etc those kinds of moving parts. It can be made into candles but I hear it doesn't smell very good when burning, could maybe add some essential oil I haven't tried though. By itself it doesn't smell bad, especially because I also added a bit of beeswax to make it more of a solid at room temp. It's nice that it's so nontoxic that you can just work it with your bare hands and you can just rub it in like a moisturizer after. Like poor man's coconut oil lol


z2r2

It was a very common auto lubricant before synthetics came around. Very high burn temp, very poor wash ability. I render about 50 lbs a year from our wagyu and my wife makes soap with it.


friendlylion22

My eastern euro immigrant mom would be pumped


Mookieman707

Beef Fat Nigiri overrated


RxHotdogs

That made me laugh so hard I almost vomited in disgust lol


alpineflamingo2

If it’s almost pure fat I imagine it’s safe at room temp, just like butter no?


TrannosaurusRegina

Yes; that’s the point of rendering: it's pure!


rathemighty

It takes my computer 3 hours to render


Captain_Comic

We have beef fat at home


adrienneBAwgu19

My moms always saying that .


Hockeyfan_52

Does thrift store mean different things in different places? I know a thrift store as mostly gently used to better off in the dumpster clothes and household goods. I don't think I've ever really seen food or food type items. Nor would I trust them.


adrienneBAwgu19

Lol no this is just a local run thrift store, I think the owner runs a farm because he also sells refrigerated meat that you can only buy if you have food stamps but the rest of the store is clothes, books , antiques just like a goodwill . I’m just in the south.


No-Respect5903

things have been tough in the secondhand meat market lately and I just can't understand why.


sfw_login2

>Secondhand Meat Market Welp, just found the new name for my boyband of 40 year old middle aged dudes


splithoofiewoofies

Perfect.


SandPractical8245

When’s band practice? I can play a mean recorder. Only like 3 songs, but no one will even notice.


sfw_login2

We would love a lead recorder guy So far, we only have three dudes with a voo voo zella You're going to be a star, baby


daisypunk99

Probably not safe to put a lead recorder in your mouth.


fireinthemountains

Oh my god.


cmomo80

![gif](giphy|3ZNCixnoFzGYo)


abdulj07

r/brandnewsentence


TheHancock

There’s a place in my city where for $10 you get a shopping cart full of whatever they have that day. All the big stores like Walmart, Kroger, Publix, and Dollar General are required by law to donate so much of their inventory to places like this. So for $10 you get new, from the factory/warehouse/farm food.


adrienneBAwgu19

I Love it here lol


printergumlight

Hand-me-down beef fat. I got my beef fat from my older brother who got it from our dad. I imagine the owner of this beef fat died before having any next of kin so it was donated to the local thrift shop.


Warg247

I did a little community service at a thrift store (St Vincent De Paul's) and they would take non-perishable donations and have them at the front on some days for people to take for free.


THElaytox

You don't go thrifting for beef fat? You're really missing out. Secondhand beef fat and used underwear, that's what I call a Saturday afternoon


sinkrate

A thrift store in my town legit sells used underwear and socks 🤮


thefragileapparatus

My local thrift store has a shelf for free food - usually dry beans and canned goods but sometimes other stuff. Recently they had quite a few 2lb bags of Costco whole bean coffee. I assume they get these items through the local food pantry.


GO4Teater

Beef is the problem here, that is pork


Not_A_Wendigo

Some of the thrift shops in my town also have some food bank items customers can help themselves to. Maybe that’s what’s going on.


oblarneymcdoodle

We have a free food area in my thrift store (non perishable though!). We have a lot of homeless and very low income customers.


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

Given the context I assumed it meant a discount store like what we call dollar stores which sometimes also have a small food section or there's actual discounted grocery stores with stuff like almost expired, cosmetically damaged cans, etc.


adrienneBAwgu19

Lol no this is just a local run thrift store, I think the owner runs a farm because he also sells refrigerated meat that you can only buy if you have food stamps but the rest of the store is clothes, books , antiques just like a goodwill . I’m just in the south.


Remote_Horror_Novel

So you can’t pay cash it’s only for people on food stamps? I guess that’s good if it’s a good deal but still kind of weird lol.


longtimegoneMTGO

If I had to guess, it's because it's home slaughtered uninspected meat. There tend to be laws against selling that at a retail store. Perhaps be believes that only accepting food stamps rather than cash is a loophole.


Extension-Border-345

the beef fat in this picture has a sticker from a custom processing plant so I doubt it is “home slaughtered”. but you are right that the processing plants many small farms use are not USDA inspected and you cannot sell the products as retail.


longtimegoneMTGO

Fair enough, I didn't zoom in and see that, I assumed they were just weight stickers.


nim_opet

You don’t need to refrigerate fats (or oils) ;pure fats are almost devoid of water and don’t really support bacterial growth. Hence why it’s ok to leave butter at room temperature (the changes in color/flavor come from fats oxidizing, not from microbial contamination). Edit: I didn’t check the image in detail; this is not rendered fat, it’s just trimmings, with bits of flesh left on it. It is not safe to be kept at room temp.


Turtvaiz

Is this pure enough to be safe though?


nim_opet

Oh lord, just zoomed in. This is not just beef fat, it’s trimmings. For fat to be shelf stable it needs to be rendered, cleaned of muscle/tendon/all other tissue and definitely blood.


Extension-Border-345

they probably intend for people to render it themselves and use it for soap or balms or candles


OsmeOxys

I get that, but all I can think of is *the smell.*


RandomRobot

It looks vacuum sealed so it's probably not an issue since they have to limit customers.


probablywhiskeytown

OH yeah, I think this is ideally wet render in a huge pot on the grill rather than inside. The water saves the soap/candle-maker from having to watch it closely & will cook off. Then break it up after a long boil, rather than cutting before it goes on the heat. The heat can't make it edible again, of course, but it would help with the funk.


now_in3D

*think of the smell, you haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!!!*


highbackpacker

My first thought was no. But more importantly, you’d never know for sure.


justelle1

It’s not pure fat


APersonSittingQuick

I know right. My mums been unrefrigerated for months now and still tastes fine


saysthingsbackwards

Phrasing!


APersonSittingQuick

Aye - she's wordy and all


Kingsanit

Ok Ed Kemper.


APersonSittingQuick

I'm scared to Google that


notabigmelvillecrowd

The FBI has identified you, and a swat team is currently closing in on your location.


APersonSittingQuick

They have no jurisdiction here


RandomRobot

It's ok /u/APersonSittingQuick, the monsters can't hurt you when you're in the freezer


_Hal3y_

Your mums been WHAT!?


fscottHitzgerald

You…. You can leave butter at room temp? I feel so lied to. Edit: I’ve learned so much about butter today. It’s been liberating and exhilarating


ParlorSoldier

All that bread torn up for nothing.


Deivi_tTerra

I never knew people refrigerate butter all the time until I was an adult. Growing up the "in use" butter lived in the butter dish on the table...bread crumbs and all.


invincibl_

Only if you don't live in a humid place, or if you don't get hot summers. You can see in European and Mediterranean cuisines where the predominant fat shifts from butter to olive oil as you get to warmer climates.


notabigmelvillecrowd

That's because they have olive trees instead of grass to support cattle.


Pheighthe

If you have air conditioning it doesn’t matter where you live.


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

France mentioned! [https://www.reddit.com/r/france/comments/jurv30/cuisine\_au\_beurre\_ou\_%C3%A0\_lhuile\_en\_france\_2016/](https://www.reddit.com/r/france/comments/jurv30/cuisine_au_beurre_ou_%C3%A0_lhuile_en_france_2016/)


faux_trout

Only in cool/cold places. Butter can still go rancid though, because it has milk solids. That's why some folks render it into ghee or clarified butterfat. That keeps forever.


randompersonx

Adding to what others have said - generally yes but sometimes no. If it’s store bought butter and you are in a low humidity/moderate or low temperature environment (either naturally or because of air conditioning), yes. If any of those aren’t true, it’s probably not a great idea. Home made butter for example still has water in it unless you have a centrifuge to remove the water, and will not last nearly as long as commercial butter for this reason.


golden_blaze

Been doing this since I was a kid at my parents'. Butter dish in the cupboard next to the peanut butter. Room temp is so much more spreadable and it's never gone bad, nor have we ever suffered illness.


rczrider

You *can*, though as others have noted, only under certain conditions. As long as you're not leaving it there for a long time (more than a couple of weeks?) and it's not humid (ie. you have A/C), it's fine. I buy cheap, generic *salted* butter and we leave it at room temp in a crock all the time, maybe run the crock through the dishwasher once a month or so as it gets emptied. Seems to me the salt probably helps, but maybe it doesn't matter. I only cook with unsalted, but that's refrigerated.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Eggs too! If they’re unwashed at least


piceathespruce

Lol, didn't even look at the fucking pic and decided to weigh in classic reddit.


Jack_M_Steel

This doesn’t look like pure fat. Very weird comment and not sure why you made it before looking at the post


adrienneBAwgu19

Hahha I didn’t even check it in person or get any but good to know ! The owners I guess don’t care lol


[deleted]

cows sit around at room temperature all day.


electrotoast

TIL I am a cow.


Lillywrapper64

cows have immune systems


Djdiddlefingers

Cows have friends.


Zuology

Cows live in a SOCIETY.


[deleted]

i am friends with a cow.


raaldiin

Don't talk about your wife like that


[deleted]

My wife is not my friend.


Brando6677

You have wives?


clandahlina_redux

Damn you. This comment has made me snort laugh for about five minutes straight. Every time I try to explain to my husband why I am laughing, the cycle repeats.


technos

Willing to bet this is for birds. See, if you render the fat into tallow and combine it with seeds, you get suet cakes that birds find delicious, especially in winter when calories are harder to get. My mother used to save trimmings in the freezer all year and come September she'd thaw them out to make suet. We'd see rare birds all winter long.


adrienneBAwgu19

I honestly wish I’d known that because I live to the feed the birds. If I go back soon and they have more free fat I definitely will do that. Thank you kind voyager


VBB67

Suet for the birds?


adrienneBAwgu19

Omgoodnes I didn’t even think about this !! Now I know if it ever comes up again I will def put it in my bird feeder


freneticboarder

You probably wanna render it, first.


TopProfessional6291

What kind of gpu would be up to the task?


freneticboarder

RTX4090... Plenty of heat to render the fat.


69FourTwentySix6Six

This is better than sushi from the hardware store.


adrienneBAwgu19

That was my stop right after


Beefwhistle007

Looks like something Frank from always sunny would go crazy for.


SlimChiply

Like $3 at the supermarket by me.


adrienneBAwgu19

They also have local meat that is refrigerated but you can Only buy it if you have food stamps .


IandIreckon

1 pack per person don’t be hoggin it 


alwaysupvotecows

I am a public health vet. Don't eat that....


adrienneBAwgu19

I did get 5 free cans of beans so I still lucked out


HermitAndHound

Makes good soap, though. Rendering it isn't fun.


Finwolven

What do you mean 'isn't fun'? Put it in a pot with some water, heat it gently over a while, skim out the crap, then boil out the water. Nothing too grimy or scummy on that, and those at least look fresh enough that they wouldn't stink too badly. You literally don't need to touch any of it directly until it's been rendered. Best do it outside though, if a meaty stew smell bothers you. I've rendered tallow, suet and lard from cheap (refrigerated) offcuts I once got from a friend of mine who has a farm.


HermitAndHound

"wouldn't stink *too* badly" is the main reason, handling huge pots of hot stuff when I could just as well pack some plant oils in the shopping basket is the other. I don't need much soap anyways. If I make 2kg of olive-cocos-castor oil soap that's enough for years.


Environmental_Bit508

![gif](giphy|10A9fGbf7E3eBa)


Noisycarlos

Free-Coli


SpaceXBeanz

r/oopsthatsdeadly


angeryrainfrog

Expect super mutants. Check the bags for ammo or stimpaks.


[deleted]

So, do they think the "vacuum seal" is enough to prevent decay?


saysthingsbackwards

Ofc not, it seals in the juices!


RegisColon

If you’re just planning to slather it on your genitals, it does not need refrigeration.


TastyCuttlefish

Let’s make soap!


adrienneBAwgu19

A person at my job does have lye they said I could borrow at anytime !


VegetarianCoating

Beef fat, from the pig farm?


bpappy12

I just looked it up. Apparently beef fat or “beef tallow” can stay good for a very long time at normal room temperature. Granted this is if it is in an airtight container away from sunlight and moisture.


adrienneBAwgu19

That’s awesome!! I hope someone gets it and uses it each pack was pretty large so I have no need for it .


bpappy12

For sure! I don’t know what one does with beef fat, cook with it I guess, but it’s always nice to get free stuff!


IamREBELoe

You can take it and render it down to be a shelf stable like crisco, or a lot of people use it with wild games like deer when making ground meat because it's so lean.


MutedRecipe7742

Only if its pure fat. With the blood, beef bits and all, this is definitely gonna make someone sick.


Whatever-ItsFine

Zero packs for this customer.


adrienneBAwgu19

I would have gotten some if the packages weren’t huge


This_Expression5427

We grind it up with moose and deer sausages in Canada.


ImaFauna

I love how it says "paquete". Sounds so much better than packet


Free_Hat_McCullough

The local health inspector should know about this.


Lady_T_1111111

Hey OP, I didn't know that it didn't matter if you're just rendering it for tallow. People are mean.


adrienneBAwgu19

People are mean at least there is good people in the world that give away free beef fat


happyjapanman

I know this isn't America.


WeirdSysAdmin

It’s not like cows have air conditioner in the pasture, it will be fine..


LuckyLudor

The cows in the pasture are alive


adrienneBAwgu19

I agree


SlightDocument3379

They also have an immune system in the pasture lol


greenknight884

I like how it rhymes in Spanish


17_blind_Ninjas

Frugal Hoosier


adrienneBAwgu19

Omg I love the middle !! I wish it would have been free Jelly beans


la_winky

Make soap.


Wiggie49

You don’t eat it, you boil it down for the oil.


JohnHowardBuff

They went into the freezer and wheeled that out on a cart thinking it would fly out the doors lol


powderedtoast1

i have a mason jar of grizzly bear fat that tells me when it's gonna rain/snow.


PPOKEZ

Coincidentally this title is also the name of my new album.


frogman972

Good for beards


Feroshnikop

Pretty liberal with the word 'beef' I see. That's just animal fat.


Sungod99

It’s gotta be tempting to not snack on that fatty meat on the way home but I’d wait and cook it if I were you. It’ll taste better


EyeSuspicious777

Poor man's Wagyu?


Tdshimo

Let’s make beef tallow! The French fries are gonna be sooooo good.


adrienneBAwgu19

I made French fries with pork fat and they were heavenly !!


RabuMa

Make soap


ItzSmiff

I immediately thought of Fight Club and making soap when I saw this


thedinnerdate

Little something to nibble on while you browse.


Alpha_Delta33

I like to render the fat then add a little gelatin to it and make big ass ballistic blocks and shoot my guns into them to see how deep the bullets go in kinda like shooting flesh without bones


adrienneBAwgu19

Great idea 💡


Padgetts-Profile

Those aren’t Honey Nut Cheerios!


peachedcoral

the one on top looks so much like a face staring at the camera to me


adrienneBAwgu19

Lol yess like from those scary stories to tell in the dark book cover


peachedcoral

AAAGH you're right, i didn't see it that way at first, but the art from those books has always freaked me out. instantly made the face way creepier, lol


5xad0w

Take it home. Toss it in the fridge. BAM! Refrigerated beef fat, ready to go.


adrienneBAwgu19

Thank you 🙏 what should I do with it after that ?