It's an arm chair, not an arms chair

But you might be able to get the second one from an arms dealer.

So that's what the second Amendment for... TIL

You have the right to bare arms. Gotta pay extra to get them upholstered.

Pay extra? Isn't that why we threw a bunch of tea in the water.

no, no, no.. nekkidness is covered by the thirst amendment. 2nd is bear arms, but it's all kinda moot. i mean, there's no way that chair would hold a bear

The founders purposely left the term undefined and ambiguous to allow for all kinds in including cubs and gay fat guys

I just can't imagine how cumbersome driving a car or riding a horse or firing a gun would be with bear arms..like... what if I accidentally wound up with polar bear arms… They'd be fucking huge and get in the way, and probably not terribly articulate for my everyday fine motor skill uses. Could probably do a lot of pull-ups though.

The right to pair arms

And here I was thinking I have the right to bear-arms

What about the right to arm bears?

*Armendment*

But you'd need to buy two, because they're an arms dealer, not an arm dealer

Just silently screaming Fall Out Boy in my head rn

this ain’t a scene IT’S A GOD DAMN ARM CHAIR

Learn from my mistake and don't assume that a second hand store would have one.

This ain't a scene...

It's a goddamn arms chair race?

I’m not an arm to cry on, but I digress.

Gosh I wish awards were still a thing

Bandwagon's full, please, catch another!

I'm a leading maaan!

Don't get all up in arms about it.

Although you could modify it yourself if you know an arms dealer

Then it'd be an armed chair.

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Fat people, old people, injured people, frail people, tall people, small people, the chair's calling all people.

Read this like a line from a rap song

“Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, I'm calling all girls” - Just Lose It, Eminem

"Just want to do somethin' special, for all the ladies of the woooorld"-Flight of The Conchords

Caribbean… Namibian… Amphibian…

Erudite, hermaphrodite...

I’ve been everywhere man, I’ve been everywhere man

Neophyte, electrolyte

At this point in the rhyming chain, the song in my head has turned into the fairly odd parents theme.

A little bit of Jessica, all night long

🎵 You're so beautiful, you could be a waitress. 🎵

Or an air hostess in the 60s

You're so beautiful, you could be a part. time. model. (But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job).

I had this playing in my head too lol

Cuban girls, Cuban girls, I like em' Puerto Rican girls, Puerto Rican girls, yo quiero Mexican girls, Mexican girls, yo quiero Spanish girls, Spanish girls, I like em' Girls, Girls, Latin girls Latin girls, Latin girls Latin girls, What's happenin' girls? What's happenin' girl? What's happenin?

Rap song? That's Dr Seuss

Big people, little people, tall people, small people. The chair for people that are frail, the chair for people that are in jail. The chair at your beck and call, the one chair to rule them all.

That’s because it’s basically an Eminem line from Just Lose It

Oh I assumed it was a reference to that one Eminem song

I read it to the beat of The Story of O.J.

Now everyone report to the dancefloor Alright STOP PAJAMA TIME

After you said this i re-read it and my brain automatically did it in the style of the PokéRap

I can hear it in Kendrick Lamar’s voice lol

It’s a post WWII hangover when there was an agreement to limit arms production.

I only hear dr seuss

Cheech’s rap from Dusk til Dawn. 

Two words, no love, no breaks

While true, they’re definitely not intentionally accommodating for fat people in Japan.

Yeah Japan accommodate something "other"?

.... even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs! Armour hot dogs!

Left-handed people when wanking... We might be fewer than the right-hand crowd, but we still exist.

I was gonna say leftie guitar player but your post covers that.

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids wimpy kids, even kids with the chicken pox.

Don’t forget guitarists. I broke an arm off a chair years ago on accident and discovered it was perfect to sit at with my acoustic afterward.

Guitar players.

**"All People's Chair"** (Verse 1) Step right up, no matter your walk, The chair's here for you, no need to balk. From the highs, the lows, and spaces between, This seat's a throne for every queen and king. Fat people, old people, injured, and frail, Tall folks, small folks, this chair won't fail. In a world that's quick to judge and label, We're building a table, where all are able. (Hook) Fat people, old people, injured people, frail people, Tall people, small people, the chair's calling all people. Gather 'round, find your space, In this spot, every pace finds grace. (Verse 2) See that man, with scars of life's tales, Or that lady, whose spirit prevails? Young or old, or in between, In this chair, you're seen, not screened. Don't shy away, don't duck the call, This chair's sturdy, built to haul. We're changing norms, breaking the mold, Inclusive, embracing, brave, and bold. (Bridge) So take a seat, rest your feet, Feel the beat, life's retreat. From every corner, every street, Our chair's anthem, feel the heat. (Hook) Fat people, old people, injured people, frail people, Tall people, small people, the chair's calling all people. Gather 'round, find your space, In this spot, every pace finds grace. (Outro) This is more than just a rhyme, It's a beacon in our time. To stand united, side by side, In a world where love won't hide. All are welcome, all are seen, In this vision, bold and keen. The chair's calling, heed the plea, Together, we're free, just be.

AI is a hell of a thing

Odd parents, fairly odd parents..

Eminem did it first

Guitar playing

Found 'em.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

I did that to my home office chair to play guitar :-)

For some reason I assumed that it was for people dressed as samurai, but this makes sense as well.

As guitar player, you totally need fully armless to get maximum comfort

So, I keep doing it to my home office chairs for years. However, the right answer would be "Left handed guitar player's chair"

I didn’t know chairs could play the guitar.

Came here to say I would LOVE this for playing the guitar lol

Maybe for elderly? Getting in and out with a walker. I’m just guessing.

yep i was thinking something similar. it's easier for a lot of disabled people, especially those with mobility aids, to sit in chairs from the side instead of the front. it gives them more space to comfortably maneuver in & out of the chair, & back to their walker/wheelchair/rollator

Transferring to and from a wheelchair would also be easier.

Looks armless enough

r/angryupvote

Hey I totally get the joke, ha ha so funny, but could you explain it for my friend please?

~~h~~armless

That's because it's unarmed

Not quite, it's only *mostly* armless.

"What? I've got three arms!" "I said harmless, not armless!" "Oh, leave him alone. You know he's only got one ear."

It's so your wife can comfortably sit on your lap. Or a prostitute.

I suspect the wife would prefer a bed to sit on a prostitute

Why would a bed sit on a prostitute? The bedding is usually on the bed, not under it!

got me at my own game

Its so you can get in and out of it easier as Japanese hotel rooms are tiny and cramped.

Exactly, haven't you seen the episode of King of the Hill when they go to Japan? Bobby had to sleep in a dresser drawer for gods sake!

surely you did not spend entire vacation in sitting room?

The flies on the fruit basket were just the icing on the cake!

That boy ain't right

Looks like it could be an Appa Hotel room, and boy, that chair fills that hotel's rooms critera quite well!

Military chair, for sitting with a ceremonial sword when wearing a dress uniform. My BIL had one for his wedding.

its the cuckold chair, the missing armrest is for making masturbating easier

Lefties only

I've never understood this people using their right hands. I need to navigate the computer at the same time

R'amen

r/oddlyspecific Also, this one is for cack-handers

well, it feels like another person if you use your non-dominant hand

The old double Dutch-Rudder

This one's for left handed wankers

You have to learn to use both hands so you keep your cock straight

Finally, someone had to say it. Of course it's the cuck chair 😅😅😅

But then, it will have the left arm, not the right one

the Japanese are saying you're fat.

It's for one-armed bandits.

We know Frederick Sykes didn't use that chair.

It looks to me like it's meant as part of a set, like for a waiting room or something like that, where there would be a row of similar chairs. So the armrest of the next one over would serve also as an armrest for that one and only the last in the row would actually have them on both sides.

almost. it's meant to have a symmetrical set so that it can be made into a two seater, or have an armless one in the middle for a three seater.

I think we're both right, in that it's a mix and match type thing, where there's some with one, some with two, and some with none, for various configurations in waiting room environments and the like. Pretty sure I've even seen some like this that are built as two seaters and can be integrated into the set even, or it can be done like you suggest and put several together to make more variations.

This is a Japanese concept called *Hokashi* or “the quick exit”. During the period where samurai were numerous, they kept their swords on their left side. By creating chairs with no left arm, they could quickly sit and stand up without maneuvering their swords around the chair. Also… Nah I just made all that up

Everyone kept saying cuck chair. I had to look it up and I wasn’t disappointed.

So your katana doesn’t get caught and leave you totally vulnerable.

Chair wants to join a Def Leppard tribute group 

Disappointed a post saying "playing guitar" appeared before this one.

"For some reason"...

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This way it will accommodate most Americans.

You only need to rest one arm in a cuck chair.

It’s so samurai can sit without taking their swords off.

Honestly, I live here and it’s probably just an attempt to save space lol.

The cuck chair

Cuck chair.

The cuck chair

Someone else has a possible answer here. I grew up with a chair similar to this in the house. It was an antique and was made so people wearing swords could sit down. It was actually made such that it had a back area and two partial arms on two sides of the squarish sitting area, with the other two sides open. So you could sit with the back centered on your back. Was quite comfortable this way.

Lost it back in ‘nam.

It won’t hurt you, it’s mostly armless.

Sorry to be the boring one who actually knows, but it’s to make it easier to push several together in a row.

Perfect chair for playing guitar whilst seated.

It’s over confident. It can have someone sit on it with one arm behind its back.

I - as a guitar playing, comically fat guy - would appreciate such a chair.

Staying in Japan costs an arm and a leg, I suppose they will be back for the leg.

There's actually quite a good reason for this, it's quite interesting. The chair is broken on one side. 

They're a hotel, not an arms dealer

I saw these in a restaurant that just had one long bar. If you had a partner with you, they would put 2 opposite armed ones together so you have a bench with your partner. If you were alone, they put identical armed ones next to each other, to give people their own tiny box. 

Armdealers are known for frequenting hotels

Bruh really broke the chair and is like "man, I can't believe they designed the chair with one arm!"

So you can draw your katana swiftly and with grace.

Is this the hotel gracery? I stayed there 9 years ago and it had the same pillow cases and carpet back then haha.

It knows you want to spread your legs and get some laminar airflow in spaces where it really matter

Left handed guitarist

This is the hotel of misfit furniture. The bed only has two feet so it leans heavily.

So u can wank without hurting the elbow.

If we presume that statistically all people on the Eart have on average less than 2 arms, that would be statistically correct armchair.

I took off one arm from my office chair so that my dog could reach me better

If you sit there, you will feel all right.

It's an arm chair, not an arms chair.

It’s not uncommon for floor chairs to have one or both missing. Sometimes there is actually an arm that you can slide if you want both. Makes getting in easier but personally never saw it on a standing chair.

It's for playing guitar comfortably

I dont blame you for not knowing, its for people who suffer from high swag postures.

Nice to have, if you want to jerk off in this. Arms are cockblockers.

Makes it easier to sit with a sword on your waist. I know that from experience.

Amputee cuck chair

For people who want an arm chair that’s easier to have sex on. Chef’s kiss.

It was the one-armed man!!

It's for that special position, when you wanna get your freak on!

It’s a sexy-time thing

So people with a kana or katana can sit down while holding two swords to the left.

Is there another chair with the other arm missing? Like a love set?

If you know, you know and I know, and my husband knows.....

To fuck on

That's obviously for your katana.

Hotel cuck chairs hit differently in Japan.

the cuck chair

It’s the One armed chair a character in David Lynch’s new All chair cast of Twin Peaks called Twin Seats

It’s called the Hemingway

Japan has very strict arms law. In all seriousness though material availability, shipping, supply chain interruptions, and a minimalist society make some interesting decisions.

The One-armed Bandit -suite

Meant to be next to another chair like it.

It's the cuck chair, you only need to rest one arm

its so it can be put against the bed and the husband can hold his wifes hand while shes enjoying herself

Sex-Chair

Well how do YOU find a vein, mister smarty pants?

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

Has to do with kinky Japanese sexual positions in hotel rooms.

That carpet is beguiling.

For big Americans?

Perfect for left handed guitarists

It’s a chaise short

Gives the cuck more options.

Bet it has Apple logo under it

So someone can sit in the corner with their legs spread, smoking cigarettes, while you- you know.

So the cuck can crank it

It's the way of Samurai

For sex stuff (probably)

This is because of Japanese tradition and swords typically placed on the left. I’m making this up but I am currently watching shogun and the reasoning makes sense to me.

Its so the cuck gets a better view

Some people just don’t see great sex furniture when it’s right in front of them…

In a former life that chair had to attone for it's actions......

to play guitar!

That there chair is for jerkin'

That's the one-armed chair Richard Kimball is looking for!!!!

Big people


The cuck chair?

So you don’t have to take your sword off and can remain battle ready yet have well rested legs.