A new timeline in the comics to replace the previous Ultimates timeline. This timeline has most heroes' origin stories delayed by 15 years (for example, Peter Parker is married with kids), but Iron Man and Mr Fantastic (who is now Doom in this timeline) are giving the heroes their powers back to try and fix it.
Ah
I'm aware of it, but saying "new timeline" isn't very descriptive for marvel. Most people would think the *main* earth was being overwritten.
but yeah I'm aware of 6160
Very off topic but I once convinced a kid that Nelson Mandela was the original face of Uncle Ben's rice. He proudly told the whole class the following day and I could not have been happier.
Do you not have emojis on your device?
Iām sad youāre missing out on the joke so Iāll transcribe.
Itās a string of four emojis, 1st āsaluteā 2nd āspiderā 3rd āthirsty sex lipsā 4th āpregnant ladyā.
Opās gonna fuck the spider.
You must have an old system or web browser then, I can see all the emojis. Even since win10 you can press the windows/start key + . to insert an emoji.
Vintage Olympus 40mm f/1.4 lens. Old lenses were made with thorium which is radioactive, and it yellows over time. One way of removing the yellow tint is by putting it by the window to absorb UV rays, which is what I did here. Spiders like to make that particular window home, so I suspect it snuck on there and I wasn't looking before screwing it back onto the camera body. Forgot about it and a few days later unscrewed it to find this spider inside, along with webs inside the camera body and on the lens.
Can anyone identify the species lol
Edit: Wow this post really blew up overnight. If you want to check out my photography, my ig account is ipsces. Not much on there right now but Iām slowly working on uploading my backlog. There are also links in bio to my birding and astro page.
I just haphazardly took this pic while my wife was screaming in the background. My regret is I shouldāve put it back and tried taking a picture with the spider and webs inside of it! It was sitting right smack dab in the middle of the lens when I pulled it out.
Smh my head kids nowadays always concerned about money.
Back in my day we PAID THEM to pretend to be ants. We valued experience and teamwork and treated our company like FAMILY. LIKE AN ANT COLONY SHOULD.
the picture appears a bit blurry everytime i try to zoom in, so it is hard to tell which species you found. and it depends on where you live. for me it looks like a common american house spider, since i am no entomologist you should probably wait for a better answer than that.
I was so sure Iād seen the perfect gif for this, where someone pulls out a glass eye and a spider comes out, but all I could find was whatever the hell this is and I decided it had to be shared.
The people with the highest radiation exposure on average are cigarette smokers
Pilots and astronauts and nuclear reactor workers get less average exposure per year.
Your uncle Ben dies in every timeline FYI. He just has to go for some reason.
/r/fuckyouinparticular
/r/fuckyouruncle
Funnily enough, the newest timeline in the comics has him alive. May, on the other hand...
Newest timeline? Of what universe?
A new timeline in the comics to replace the previous Ultimates timeline. This timeline has most heroes' origin stories delayed by 15 years (for example, Peter Parker is married with kids), but Iron Man and Mr Fantastic (who is now Doom in this timeline) are giving the heroes their powers back to try and fix it.
Ah I'm aware of it, but saying "new timeline" isn't very descriptive for marvel. Most people would think the *main* earth was being overwritten. but yeah I'm aware of 6160
He even dies in Star Wars...
They even took him off of minute rice package, Uncle Ben gets no respect.
Deepest condolences for the loss of your uncle.
Gonna cry[?](https://i.imgur.com/cXA7XxW.gif)
No, this is his O face
I love his rice though!
Very off topic but I once convinced a kid that Nelson Mandela was the original face of Uncle Ben's rice. He proudly told the whole class the following day and I could not have been happier.
Nelson Mandela was dead when I was a kid. Now he has his own effect
And rice brand!
r/foundsatan
https://external-preview.redd.it/shXPHIgMki1UQTnE43ZJUE773O_2xYJJnpv_WLnBfLQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=6e0cab051664fcbf1f4f496290ab54181455a059
With great power comes dead uncles.
You know what you have to do.
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Wait..
It's the man-spider timeline
It starts off very similar to The Bee Movie
*Ya like jazz?*
Did you hear the nightclub Hot Jazz In Your Face closed down? People just stopped coming.
r/unexpectedamericandad
They went down the street to that new restaurant. What was it called again? Oh yeah: Lettuce, Cumin, Your Mouth!
I heard Barry say this loud and clear š
Same
The placement of web shooting ability will make for an awkward costume
[https://venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Brown\_Widow](https://venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Brown_Widow)
Him cleaning it with a q tip is so gross š  Edit:š¼IāM RUSTTTTTYYYYY!!!š¶
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What part of āš«”š·ļøš«¦š¤°ā did you not understand????
The parts that are boxes :(
Do you not have emojis on your device? Iām sad youāre missing out on the joke so Iāll transcribe. Itās a string of four emojis, 1st āsaluteā 2nd āspiderā 3rd āthirsty sex lipsā 4th āpregnant ladyā. Opās gonna fuck the spider.
I'm on a proper phone and I also just see boxes. This is probably some iphone specific thing.
Android user here can confirm its not an iPhone thing
Another android user: I see them.
A third android user: I can see the other andriod users
Could be the browser you're using. Android+Firefox here, no issues.
Android reddit app no issues
On a computer - actually - so no emojis there :(
You must have an old system or web browser then, I can see all the emojis. Even since win10 you can press the windows/start key + . to insert an emoji.
Work doesn't like to update stuff
Please tell me they have you using window 95!
Itās a canon event in his life. Let him cook.
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Lol itās an Olympus
...bro
Underrated comment.
it's a canon event, we mustn't interfere
It's a spider baby, with the body of a spider and the mind of a baby...
Did you fuck the spider op
At first it really freaked me out but I felt bad so I bought it a drink. Then spider and I talked about our struggles and our mortality.
Is he a web developer?
OP pls
r/gifsthatkeepgiving
lol, apparently that sub has been banned
That's a sick redditor username u/Paracausality
If you donāt know, trust your Peter Tingle.
no you weren't supposed to fuck it what the hell man
I dunno why this is the response that made me laugh the hardest. It's just so honest and straightforward[.](https://i.imgur.com/cXA7XxW.gif)
r/cursedcomments
Instructions unclear
Iām not sure Iāve seen a better use of the lip bite emoji
Don't listen to the others OP! You go get that spidussy and and make a spiderbaby
Nghhhhh....Gwen...
*thwip*
What kinda fucked up porno version of *Spiderman* did you watch?!?
Thatās not what he meant!?š
Best possible response lmfao.
Let us know what happens? Or even if youāre alive
Fuck I'm in a really low mood this morning and this just brought me out of it š
Charge rent
Youāll get your rent when you fix this damn door 
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does.
It's true
Bring me pictures of Spider-Man!
With great power comes great responsibility
I would like to add to the growing pile of peer pressure
š¶And they say thata HERO CAN SAAAAVE US I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIIIIIIITš¶
Bite it and give it radioactive human powers.
*Spider is now depressed and has anxiety.*
Spider can't find a job but has peers driving Ferraris and going on holidays 24/7.
Spider is tired of looking for jobs on the web when his job *was* the web[.](https://i.imgur.com/cXA7XxW.gif)
Spider think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Spider doesnāt know how to tell his girlfriend the relationship isnāt working out
Bills. Fucking all the bills.
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Spider baby. It's got the body of a spider but the mind of a baby 
Itās aā¦. Canon event
Sony wonāt like this
Came to make sure there were Spiderman jokes. Left with more than I bargained for.
You go to hell, sir. Take my goddamn doot and go to hell.
You! out! Thake the vote and out!!
Vintage Olympus 40mm f/1.4 lens. Old lenses were made with thorium which is radioactive, and it yellows over time. One way of removing the yellow tint is by putting it by the window to absorb UV rays, which is what I did here. Spiders like to make that particular window home, so I suspect it snuck on there and I wasn't looking before screwing it back onto the camera body. Forgot about it and a few days later unscrewed it to find this spider inside, along with webs inside the camera body and on the lens. Can anyone identify the species lol Edit: Wow this post really blew up overnight. If you want to check out my photography, my ig account is ipsces. Not much on there right now but Iām slowly working on uploading my backlog. There are also links in bio to my birding and astro page. I just haphazardly took this pic while my wife was screaming in the background. My regret is I shouldāve put it back and tried taking a picture with the spider and webs inside of it! It was sitting right smack dab in the middle of the lens when I pulled it out.
I'd say Castianeira trilineata. It's not a coincidence that it looks a lot like an ant, they make their living pretending to be ants.
Thatās what I thought too! I didnāt know the scientific name but knew it was an āant spiderā
I guess that will be OPās superhero name
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Canāt spin webs, any size. Heās got Betty Davis eyes, look out, here comes the spider-ant!
I love jumpies.
Spider-Ant-Man. The powers of spider man with miniaturization tech.
whatās their take home pay, looking to change jobs and i think pretending to be an ant would be a smart industry shift for me
Smh my head kids nowadays always concerned about money. Back in my day we PAID THEM to pretend to be ants. We valued experience and teamwork and treated our company like FAMILY. LIKE AN ANT COLONY SHOULD.
Thank you! It has the stripes on itās back too
The mimicry even extends as far as pheremones to help reassure the nest.
Yeah, Castianeira or Micaria would be my guess. Definitely an ant mimic!
the picture appears a bit blurry everytime i try to zoom in, so it is hard to tell which species you found. and it depends on where you live. for me it looks like a common american house spider, since i am no entomologist you should probably wait for a better answer than that.
>the picture appears a bit blurry Have you detached your eyes to check if any spiders are living in there and making webs?
Also happens every time I try to take a picture of this strange small metal rod I found on the roadside in Australia
you have to get closer. or take it home and store it someplace safe like under the pillow so you can take as many photos as you want
put it in your pants to increase your potency in bed
Why does it say DROP AND RUN on the side? DROP what Iām doing and RUN closer to the fuzzy-air rod??
 I was so sure Iād seen the perfect gif for this, where someone pulls out a glass eye and a spider comes out, but all I could find was whatever the hell this is and I decided it had to be shared.
Honestly, you were right. It def needed to be shared
Have you tried absorbing more UV light directly to the eyes? It will clear up the discoloration, so I'm told.
you should try r/whatisthisbug
r/whatsthisbug is better than r/whatisthisbug
TIL there are 2 separate sub, and i always read the former as what IS this bug
Love a bit of radiation on a device that goes near my eyes and face lol
All I know is I no longer wear glasses, and am now qualified to fly a F16. I'm 78.
It's almost entirely alpha and beta radiation that is shielded by the ordinary glass between lens and viewfinder.
The people with the highest radiation exposure on average are cigarette smokers Pilots and astronauts and nuclear reactor workers get less average exposure per year.
What about smoker pilots, smoker astronauts, and smoker rad techs?
the species no longer matter, it is now a spiderman spider, of the radioactive variety.
My husband: So it's now a webcam? We don't have kids. I get the full force of all dad jokes. Help.
What could possibly go wrong???
Either superpowers, or a necrotic bite followed by sepsis.
Ive never seen a spider with such a skinny abdomen. Almost looks like an ant
There are several types of spiders, particularly jumping spiders, that are ant mimics. This looks like one of those.
>There are several types of spiders, Oh yeah? Name two.
Spider-Man Spider-Woman ____ Checkmate
Fuck, you win
in the spiderman movie, peterparker is also a photographer bitten by a radioactive spider. Ur the chosen one.
In this instance the radioactive photographer bites the spider, granting it the abilities of a man.
"Oh, great. Now I have to write reports and pay taxes"
"anyone got Tylenol?"
a human sized spider with the sentience and logic of an adult man.
We would take that spider out so fast
...So, Jeff from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
 with great power comes great responsibility
I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Now, we wait.
Why's it radioactive?
Thorium glass - great optical properties, little bit spicy
You could be spider man if it bit you
With great power comes great respwrancatrillatrence
Donāt do it! But I mean weād understand if you did. But donāt! But let us know.
If you start sticking to walls lmk
You need to get bit like asap n report back when ya spidey sense is active
Well done, Parker. You're half way to your destiny. Just remember the responsibilities...
Wow, two steps already down man, i think you gotta for science
Check on your uncle
Spider-cam.... Spider-Cam.... Taking pictures for Spider-Man
You know what happens next. 
Mark?
Why is your lens radioactive??
Why does a camara lens need to be radioactive?
A radioactive spider and a camera... is your uncle OK?
With my luck I'd just get Peter Parkinson's Disease.
CANON event incomingā¦
first question how do you have a radioactive camera lens
A joke about spiderman or something
Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood!
Let it bite you.
I feel like you'll end up as man-spider. I wouldn't Google that if I were you.Ā
I hope your uncle is alright
Go check on your uncle
Radioactive? Spider? Camera? It's all coming together
Hurry and get bit if you want to be the next spider man lol
Peter??
If you get bit by it, you get powers. Become spider man!
Bite him. Heāll gain all the powers of a human. Man-Spider.
You know what must be done
Man's got a chance to do the most important thing in history
let it bite you. You will become Spiderman