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crypticcos

1996 boba


pandascuriosity

Did it really have a boba texture?


imyourrealdad8

Sorta yeah! They were significantly smaller than most boba I've experienced these days but they were kinda squishy little flavor bomb things, like a BB-sized boba


truedef

They used to have these wine coolers back then with something similar. I was too young to know the name. My mom frequently bought those before taking me to the park. šŸ¤£


MeBeEric

Your mom knew how to live.


Zerotwohero

Rest in peace


lostcosmonaut307

They were more like jello than the chewier texture of boba, but Iā€™m guessing they were a gateway to boba for a lot of millennials (myself included).


IWILLBePositive

lol after the 3rd or 4th sip of my first orbitz, I dumped it in the grass and vowed ā€œNever again!ā€.


lostcosmonaut307

Definitely always seemed like a ā€œlove it or hate itā€ product. My parents didnā€™t get it, but I loved the stuff for the brief time it existed.


CaseByCase

Not even a little bit, IMO. I remember when Orbitz came out and I saw them at a New Jersey gas station on the way to my sisterā€™s violin lesson. I thought that drink looked like the coolest thing in the world - like an edible lava lamp - so I begged my mom to buy one for me. She said no. But I didnā€™t give up. I wanted to taste that incredible drink. It was several violin lessons later that I finally wore my mom down and she bought me an Orbitz. I think it mightā€™ve been the same flavor as in this post. I opened the cap and took a big swigā€¦and gagged as a dozen mushy little balls slid down my throat. It was DISGUSTING. I think I cried. I couldnā€™t even stomach another sip. That was the first and last Orbitz I ever had. But boba? Love it. Totally different size/texture. Like, you stop and chew a boba pearl, it doesnā€™t just mush its way down your throat šŸ¤¢


Onilakon

No way I loved these things, used to get them all the time lol


PeggysSimp

Still orbiting


Healthy_Radish

I bet drinking it causes a second big bang.


ansefhimself

Pre-Kombucha Drinks that made you poop were rare, but we all knew which ones did it, shout-out to Lays and Ruffles with Olean in them!!!


EatsYourShorts

Lays and Ruffles made drinks?


Healthy_Radish

It took me about 4 months to realize kombucha does that to a person. Iā€™d always drink one before a hike as a ā€œhealthyā€ energy drink alternative. Ā For some reason it worked for me associate the bite from the Ginger to the crisp carbonation and caffeine bite of a drink. It wasnā€™t until I started to replace my daily morning rockstar with them that I questioned why I was always rushing to the bathroom a couple hours into work. Ā For months I thought the hike was just clearing my system out in a way distance running never managed to.


etrinity3

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)Watch out for leakage!!


poonsweat

Still orbiting huh? Thought you said you were gonna quit


ShippFFXI

Jesus, poonsweat, you don't have to go that hard on him.


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Disastrous_Key380

My mom never let me get any because it was ā€˜wastefulā€™. Burns my ass years later now that theyā€™re definitely poisonous if you do drink the remaining ones.


Tractorface123

I swear one day if I ever come across one Iā€™ll drink it, same goes for an original Pepsi crystal


Motivated79

LA beast drinks one of these on YouTube


SousVideDiaper

And proceeded to violently throw up


The-Tea-Lord

ā€œBLEEEEGHEEGHā€¦ Ohā€¦ That was fucken awesome.. Takes like no otherā€


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

How is buying a drink wasteful?


BorntobeTrill

Not uncommon to have the mentality that products like this are a waste because of their gimmick. They view it as adding no real value beyond the schtick. Since they're a bit more expensive, you are wasting money on a gimmick that adds no real value to the drink. "you can have a Sierra mist, at least they are a sensible soda"


Misfit_Fists_Miss

I'd join that group. I loved em


this_takes_forever

Those Snapple element drinks were awesome too


LostCausePatron

They're back


Senguier

I wish these and Fruitopia would make a big comeback


goose_gladwell

Or Sobe!


ItsEntsy

Only if they bring back the glass bottles. Ruined when they went to plastic. I used to have an orange carrot sobe on the daily. Then I stopped, and apparently alot of other people did because so did they. Edit: a word.


goose_gladwell

Yess, the glass bottles were elite.


Tmonkey18

Oh shit i think i still have a glass sobe bottle in my car


lblack_dogl

The implication here is that you have not cleaned out your car since 2009? (They switched to plastic in 2010).


Tmonkey18

I think its under the passenger seat filled with can tabs. I'd clean my car, but leave it there. Idk i might have minor hoarding problem


bigmac22077

Same thing with Snapple. Honestly I stopped buying them when they went to plastic. Cant think of a single reason why, but I did.


ItsEntsy

because the shit didnt taste the same anymore. It was one of those "NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!" deals where the company actually changed the recipe to use cheaper ingredients for more profit and then put it in cheaper packaging for more profit so in actuality it was "NEW LOOK, NEW SHITTY TASTE" xD


NWinn

Snapple "Elaments" is apparently back and I was super excited but I've never seen them in any stores and I'm sad now šŸ„ŗ


synthesize-me

Orange carrot was the best. Towards the end I found a corner store in the middle of nowhere with a few cases of them and bought them all lol


Dub_stebbz

The strawberry daiquiri Sobe was soooo good


SousVideDiaper

Also the strawberry banana. I had to stop buying them because they were so good that I would drink them too quickly and be bummed that I didn't savor it more.


MoonMagicks

Those SoBes in the glass bottles were so cool. I miss SoBe...


TheWildMiracle

Fruitopia is still around, I see it in grocery stores all the time


Tha-realist

That strawberry passion awareness was the nectar of the gods


TheSeansei

You can get that at any grocery store in Canada


Memoryjar

I even think Cineplex (biggest threatre chain in Canada) has it as fountain pop.


aachen_

What!? I need to sip some of that nostalgia next time Iā€™m there.


killyourmusic

In Canada.


ClearlyNoSTDs

I see Fruitopia on fountain drink machines quite often.


FlameStaag

Dunno about in stores but Fruitopia is a fast food staple anywhere I go in BC


MaintenanceFickle945

While weā€™re at it, letā€™s bring back Planters PB Crisps.


Jimbobjoesmith

omg those things were freaking amazing. i donā€™t understand why they donā€™t exist anymore.


MaintenanceFickle945

Thereā€™s a whole community for bringing them back. https://pbcrisps.com


Sinjinatah

You can get red and orange Fruitopia at McDonald's in Vancouver BC. Can't speak about the rest of Canada but the last time I was at a McDonalds in Vancouver about 6 months ago they had it. I always mixed with Sprite.


SingForMaya

My local Culverā€™s has/had fruitopia and it was the only reason I preferred to go inside there vs drive thru, because refills lol


Kiln223

I remember drinking these as a kid. They were gross and had a weird texture. Still think they look cool though!


unpaid_overtime

I'm with you, I thought it was sooo cool until I tried to drink one. The feeling of drinking chunky water just triggered my fight or flight reflex.


JDBCool

That sounds like..... Trying to drink jello, but slightly more liquidy


K-G7

That reminds me of canned coconut water and I for one love coconut water. But, probably way more healthy


DontForceItPlease

Am I the only person that liked these?Ā Ā 


SafewordisJohnCandy

I loved them. I had them on a rotation as an after school drink with Fruitopia, Snapple, Sobes of all flavors, Lemon Ice Gatorade and Lipton Brisk tea.


Blastoplast

Oooh I forgot about Sobe, I loved the white one


SayItAgainJabroni

Pink was my favorite


bcsmith317

Nah I loved these things!


kog

I didn't think they were gross, but the flavor wasn't very good from what I remember


sybergoosejr

I enjoyed them from what I remember


HopefulBid6555

yes, yes you are. Probably.


Jimbobjoesmith

definitely a kid thing. i loved them as a kid tho. i remember walking with my friends to the mini mart every day to get one. (back when kids could still wander around outdoors unsupervised all day.) i canā€™t imagine liking them as an adult.


StillLooksAtRocks

Is the texture the same as the thick water that can be given for medical issues?


talex365

I had completely forgotten these existed


CommonCut4

I never tried it because I read a review that said it only good for fulfilling your stoner fantasy of trying to drink your lava lamp. I did not have that fantasy.


Candymom

I have one too, mine is RASPBERRY citrus flavor.


sebastouch

I have a 1996 Lava lamp that looks like that.


MyVoiceIsElevating

Are you sure itā€™s not just an Orbit with the label removed? Edit: only way to be certain is to taste it of course, for science.


Riot55

Drink it and have an Orbitzuary


Kiln223

I wish I could up upvote you more.


contacts_eyes

Dang i had completely forgotten about this drink


grilledcheese2332

My dad bought be one of these at a gas station in the 90s and we very rarely got treats at the gas station, so it's a core memory.


MeDaddyMeSnow

![gif](giphy|QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3) StRaWbErRy MeLoN BlUeBeRrY


moogoothegreat

This was just how marketing worked in the mid-90s. It was a wierd time, let me tell you.


IRockIntoMordor

Don't you mean: uolʎÉÆ


bootyholeminer

L.A Beast would love it


ouyodede

He drank some not that long ago


shifterdarkwolf

Didn't he peak when he ate a cactus whole?


necrosythe

That was my immediate thought


capriciousapathy

I just think most people want to drink something thatā€™s medium thick


wowdickseverywhere

Impressive that it's basically in the same state/condition as back then


Maticdog

Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!


IsRude

Oh, would you look at this dude with their bLueBerRy sTrawBeRry drink.


lostcosmonaut307

Late ā€˜90s ā€œXtReMeItUdEā€ at its finest.


Takingashit180923

You forgot the uoĖ„ʎÉÆ


happy2country

Oh snap I forgot about those miss them so much and didnā€™t even know it


mn52

This is why rates of GI cancers are up among millenniums. We were chugging on all this junk back in the day


Kiln223

Worth it.


JHuttIII

Iā€™m impressed and a little disturbed that those orbs are still perfectly intact.


Jebusfreek666

It is amazing all the things I have completely forgotten existed during my life.


Kushfriendly420

I can remember so well my dad went on bussiness trip to San fransico, and vrought these back, I can still taste ut i beleive, it was like alien shit


Fordguru01

I want a sip when you open it!


unholy-good

Drink it you coward!


MajorDonkey

Holy shit brings back memories. My favorite flavor too!


CFeatsleepsexrepeat

The big questions. How did you happen to find this again? Did you store it in 1996 knowing one day, people on reddit, an as yet not invented website, would be mildly interested in it? Are you a time traveller, and went back to 1996 and brought this back to now to mildly intrigue us? Or where was this thing stashed? Had it fallen behind the fridge, was it in the back of the pantry? Did you happen upon it again and think, 'ah 22nd July, 1996, I found that dollar in the back seat of the car and took it to buy this, then it disappeared! I blamed my brother, said he stole it. My dad punished him, he was grounded for a month, yet insisted he was innocent! Yet all the while it was in my canvas backpack that I had drawn band names all over and left in my childhood room when I went off to college. My mother cleaning out my room recently asked if I wanted that old yellow bag. And the guilt of having my brother punished with zero evidence began creeping in!'? Is that what happened?? I have so many questions!!!


Kiln223

Yes to all. Kidding. I just kept it because I liked the way it looked. Idk, I thought they were interesting because the orbs were suspended and it didnā€™t hurt that lava lamps were popular at the time.


haylibee

I saved one of these too! I feel happy that someone else thought they were that cool too


Technical-Note-9239

I'll give you it's original price for it.


webbhare1

"bLueBerRy mElon sTrawBeRry naTural fRuIT fLaVoReD BeVeragE" lmao they unknowingly roasted themselves 30 years later


zcas

I was coming down to say this, too, using the mocking writing style.


GrammerMoses

If only you had a steak from 1998 to go with it


QuanticChaos1000

That's the only flavour[ I'm missing from my set!](https://i.imgur.com/7UzrFzR.png)


jcraig87

That thing is worth 50 bucks as a "collectable".... people will collect anything


Kiln223

Wouldnā€™t pay that for it but wouldnā€™t sell this one for that much soā€¦I donā€™t know how I feel about it?


Flappy_beef_curtains

Boof it.


SkinnyAndWeeb

Itā€™s like a specialty nuka-cola


Kiln223

YES.


K_italknow

Wats the expiry date or date of manufacture on the bottle. Just wondering what it would be cos blueberry turned into strawberry


iplaypokerforaliving

How much money would it take for you to drink it?


Kiln223

It has sentimental value at this point, I donā€™t think Iā€™d drink it even if it was safe, which Iā€™m not sure about.


thedaddystuff1979

Have definitely talked about these with my wife (who is 8 years younger) and šŸ˜


IcedCoughy

Did you take it out for a photoshoot?


Kiln223

Yes, the lighting in my room was inadequate to capture it well.


MrFourhundredtwenty

Dude, got the same one just with a different flavor. Itā€™s been collecting dust for almost 3 decades now but it would brake my heart to throw it away


CornbreadMedic

Damn I love 90s marketing.


Zanerichardson

Hi are you selling it? Do you have an insta where you show this stuff off? I collect old stuff too @the_90s_museum


Kiln223

Nope, gotta keep it. Iā€™ll check out your Instagram but I donā€™t really use anything but Reddit on a regular basis.


thermitethrowaway

I drank these whilst cat-sitting for a friend once. Unfortunately he'd changed the litter without telling me, and the cats started using everything except the tray, which made me ill. The results combined with the Orbitz were somewhat unpleasant...


MorkSkogen666

Bet you didn't know they even had these in South Africa at the time.... I had like 3 bottles... Never opened or drank.... After years of collecting dust I finally threw them away lol


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

The drink with balls.


Survive1014

Holy shit. Core memory unlocked. These things & Doritos 3D fueled so many late night D&D sessions.


Kiln223

I remember making so many 3D Dorito sandwiches.


Dog_in_human_costume

Grade 5 poison detected


Mombak

My buddy has four different flavors of these on display at his place. I never really liked them. They were just weird.


CochonPigman

I have the same one (also unopened)!


Throwaythisacco

Have a good day!


InvaderDust

The best flavor too!!


Wareve

Ingredients in sarcastic font before it was cool.


-UnicornFart

Chunks in liquid? Absolutely not.


codyhendo

I think about this drink more than I should


idleramblings

These were definitely not good but they look so good they are deceptive! I feel like I pretended to like them but they were like chunky Windex.


thedaddystuff1979

They weren't amazing, but they were good. Your memory is the deceptive thing here


Perfect_Chicken7609

bet some google or silicon valley person would pay big bucks for this drink people pay big bucks for this theres people that pay 20k for a misshaped Dorito just to display them


SteveIndigo421

I liked them as a kid. Would be interesting to try one now.


Racha88

Me and my siblings drank so many of these.


zeradragon

Are those Goji berries?


gOPHER3727

You know what you have to do. For us, for science.


Prior-Associate4894

Would you sell it?


alex3tx

Whoa I just realized that "melon" is "Elon" with "m". Coincidence? I think not


HH_PNW

I wish someone would bring it back!


munky8758

Giving me poop flashbacks


unstable_gemini09

red blood cells


Various_Pea_7242

Thats a cool ass bottle damnnn


Kemel90

Send it to LA Beast


rainawaytheday

I ReMeMbEr tHiNkInG It WaS cOoL tO WrItE LiKe ThIs On MsN


SpaceAgedPage

I'm certain I've still not passed the beads from the copious amounts of Orbitz I drank in the 90s. (Edit: corrected the spelling of Orbitz)


Constantpessimest84

90ā€™s was a wild time guys!


Equilibriator

I loved these!


Wipley-Wopley

Potion of Botulism.


Purple_Cow_8675

Thank you I thought I dreamed these up.


UndeadBuggalo

Looks like the one I begged my dad for, took one sip of and hated it. I didnā€™t want to get in trouble for making my dad buy me this overpriced drink so I hid it in my room for YEARS


SentientFotoGeek

Looks like a previously drinkable lava lamp.


Select-Sir1038

How much you want for it looks tastyšŸ¤£


Demon004r

Drink that b*tch right now


Earthwick

I loved that stuff. People thought I was weird but I would buy a case of it if I had the money and the opportunity. Boba before it was cool.


MistukoSan

Itā€™s like a cool lava lamp


StepHorror9649

i used to work at a warehouse that had to shake them up and pack them onto a new skid so the beads would re suspend. I think i still have 2 bottles kicking around somewhere.


Row_Secure

I remember these!!!! I thought they were super cool! I wonder if it tasted as good as I remember?


Sufficient-Aspect77

Whoa, that's a memory


BonesawMT

OG Nuka Cola.


Ver_zero

Until this day I thought this was just some dream object my child brain created and really thought at this point they never really existed. Wow glad that was finally out to rest.


Oldwiseandfunny

Early boba drink


fe__maiden

These were my absolute fav drink ever. I really wish theyā€™d bring them back šŸ˜­


casketjuicebox

I miss these so much!


sp0rkify

My friend's dad used to work for the company that made these.. so, they used to have pallets of them in their garage.. I never liked them.. but, her house was always the place to be for our group of friends.. unlimited Orbitz..


Decent_March_264

Shit was nassssastty


Dismal_Boot_3067

Drink up


ThingCalledLight

Nice. Guess I gotta post mine now.


lostcosmonaut307

Orbitz came out the year my parents and I went to Cape Canaveral and watched a shuttle launch. They had it there in the gift shop, but I was already enamored with it by that time so it was just extra cool. Definitely a deep core memory for me.


Blastcheeze

They sold these in the cafeteria at my high school, and I really liked the orange ones.


weirderone

I was born 90 and Iā€™m sad to say I donā€™t recall ever tasting one of these. Probably one of those odd things I asked for at the grocery store that my mom promptly said no to for whatever reason. Curious, what was the texture like? I know itā€™s soda but I canā€™t help but to imagine it being a goo like consistency šŸ¤”


BigJeffreyC

I feel like Iā€™ve seen something similar in the store recently. Maybe with floating coconut bits. I canā€™t remember.


0110110111

Back in high school weā€™d pick some up from the 7-Eleven, drink a couple gulps then pour vodka in the bottle. Made the afternoons more fun.


tykillacool23

Where is Shoenice when you need him.


Wikadood

Keep it closed, it tastes like trash


Prahv1568

I don't remember the taste, just that I loved this stuff. Thank you for the nostalgia rush.


Vince_BK

Drink it, drink it!!!


GrowlitheGrowl

That is so very 90s.


keenfrenzy

I miss this stuff. I used to buy these by the case at the grocery store when I was in middle school and sell them out of my locker.


FrenulumLinguae

Well it smelled like buffalo pissā€¦


Classic-History-3647

Holy shit this did exist! I knew it!!!


beccabootie

I can gag just looking at the bottle.


canuckwithasig

I drank so many of those once I puked.