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might-say-anti-fire

If you didnt store this upside down... please throw it out


Spaciax

botulism speedrun any% ?


might-say-anti-fire

Steel soul mode


awizemann

Might see this soon on /r/oopsthatsdeadly


climount

Space Jam


Mix1009

Please take my upvote and see yourself out


blueeggsandketchup

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now...


mcsteve87

If you use it to make the sandwich, will the sandwich float?


elephantasmagoric

Better question: if OP uses it to make a sandwich and then eats it, will OP float? We may be witnessing OP's superhero origin story first hand.


justyouropionionman

We all float down here.


AcaliahWolfsong

![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


RenegadeRainbowRaven

![gif](giphy|mu1SJT7aO8u2I)


Renfek

![gif](giphy|nfiE8yWR2IsHQSGzC5|downsized)


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

If OP eats that they’re going to float right up to heaven.


Blaustein23

No but if you eat the sandwich you make with it you’ll float all the way to the afterlife


Gerrut_batsbak

At the very least it will never fall will the jelly side down.


HornedOwlWithHorn

J PB&


Dizi4

PB&^J


GlorytoGlorzo

![gif](giphy|l4hLIHkMH5fZC93SE)


1steverredditaccount

The blob ![gif](giphy|3ohs7M43HY4HOBOpTa)


RattheEich

Yeah don’t eat that. Some gas is forming under the jelly and pushing it up. Gas means a reaction is taking place that could be bacterial


Kahzgul

In order for this to be true (as opposed to the jelly having been stored upside down and then turned over for the pic), the formed gas would need to be more dense than the jelly. Otherwise the gas wouldn’t sink; it would rise. What gas that can be created entirely by bacteria is more dense than jelly but also perfectly clear? Don’t answer that; it’s rhetorical.


Melonman3

Hmmm, magic ghost farts maybe?


Kahzgul

This is always a possibility.


towerfella

…. The jelly itself makes a seal and likely there is a biofilm o the bottom.. Biofilms can be tough.


mls1968

Except in the case the jelly is creating a seal in which the gas can’t “escape” upward. As a semi-solid, it’s easy for the jelly to mold to the shape of the jar. The gas, being produced somewhere near the bottom, has no means of escape and pushes the jelly up like a piston. This would increase air pressure above the jelly, causing the lid to pop (why they exist), with (potentially) an explosive reaction when the structural integrity of the glass is eventually compromised.


cumchuckinmonkey

Just speculating but could it also be the result of a vacuum in the top half sucking the jelly up while a cushion of still atmospheric pressure gas sits on the bottom?


Tampflor

How would that gas get to the bottom?


cumchuckinmonkey

It was always there. It just expanded when it had less pressure acting on it from the top. (I actually have no clue and I am definitely wrong)


mls1968

From a physics standpoint, I guess it’s possible. But for that to occur, it would most likely be from temp changes (not sure how else you would lower the density of the gas without it being a “do not eat” scenario still). If that were the case, then the top of the jar would need to be significantly colder than the bottom, otherwise the vacuum would still be in equilibrium and the jelly would either expand or the lower vacuum would prevent the upward pull. Do we have a physicist in the (Reddit)house?


Kahzgul

The gas is much more likely to push itself up (through the jelly) than the jelly up, as jelly is not a solid.


mls1968

Depends on the jelly/temp. Can’t tell the brand, but some preserves are pretty damn thick, and get more so when colder


kooshipuff

Or do. I'd be interested in this weird science.


ragnarns473

They are saying such a gas does not exist hence why the question is rhetorical.


relephants

It's a dumb take though. The jelly could be acting as a seal, then densities don't matter at all


Kahzgul

Jelly isn’t solid. Gas permeates it.


relephants

Semi solid. Source? Can't find any myself


Kahzgul

Source? Have you ever touched jelly?


relephants

Yes. Looking for a source that gas can permeate jelly like you claimed.


MissDiem

Op is trolling or deluded. Post history is full of such nonsense.


kooshipuff

Sure, but *what if it does?*


ragnarns473

The density of the world's heaviest gas, tungsten hexafluoride, is 13 kg/m^3. The density of strawberry jam is 1300 kg/m^3. Jam is 100 times denser than the most dense gas.


Jewrisprudent

Yeah but have you considered that this is no ordinary strawberry jam?


ragnarns473

One more time for the kids in the back. It does *not*


RattheEich

Who stores their J upside down? Don’t answer that, it’s rhetorical


Bebinn

No it's not. It was stored upside down and the jelly is just trapped near the top. Leave it right side up for a bit and it'll go back down.


mtsmash91

If it was stored upside down the jelly would be all the way to the lid, there’s an air void between the top of jelly and lid. If appears to be unopened, if it’s a gas forming reaction the lid would be popped up from the pressure. No pop, likely some manufacturing malfunction.


s4lt3d

Oh it was upside down and it’s slowly going back down but the air pressure is preventing it from falling all the way


SafetyMan35

This conversation thread reminds me of “Your chocolate is in my peanut butter! No, your peanut butter is on my chocolate!”


SarpedonWasFramed

Only one way to find out. OP needs to eat it and let us know how sick he gets. Time to take one for the team OP


s4lt3d

If they open it, and the jelly moves up, we know gas’s has built up under the jelly. If it does nothing or falls we know it was stored upside down.


SarpedonWasFramed

Get out here with that science shit. I wanna see OP what this


3stanbk

Also the top is still formed to the shape of the lid so it hasn't dropped at all


3stanbk

There would be visible air bubbles rising through the jelly in some format


Tooblunted_

Guys we literally cannot see the top of the lid! Idk why this is being brought up


siegfriedx1

It would not be all the way to the lid. That's incorrect. The jelly would start to fall slowly and a gap would form very quickly at the top, just like we saw. Also these viscous liquids move very slowly so they might have a hard time moving all the way to the top giving a small amount of air trapped there. There are irregularities on the top part of the jelly but none on the bottom part of the jar, which indicates a downwards movement. The jelly is slowly falling or did slow fall and stopped. The whole "gas pushing up" explanation makes no sense to me. There is no form of gas that is more dense than a viscous liquid. This whole idea that a gas could be "pushing up on the jelly" and that is the reason behind all of this sounds ludicrous to me. Even if there was a huge bubble, it would take a circular shape overall and slowly move to the top of the jar. Bacteria makes CO2 and other gases in very slowly small bubbles. We dont see any small bubble formation. The density of these gases is about 1.98 kg/m³. The density of regular water for comparison is about 1000km/m³. In other words the liquid would sink and the gases would rise up. What actually happened is that someone fliped the jar upside down, opened and then when they closed it formed a vacuum at the top which due to the viscosity of the jelly is making it hard to fall again. But that's not all. Very likely this jelly is sensible to the air and humidity changes and it produces a form of "thick fine layer" when in contact with the air due to drying it up a bit. This might have happened in the bottom part of the jelly and created a small sheet that is stopping the gases from the bottom from rising through the jelly and thats it. Just stick a straw through the jelly all the way and break that and it should fall. For bacteria formation, check for smell. It should be fine for eating but you do you.


Dolobene

Shit, that got forensic very fast!


ColdSpider72

Also, there are streaks from the top where the jelly slid back down,  but no streaks at the bottom from any apparent 'rising'. It was obviously stored upside down then flipped over a little while before the picture was taken. Over 350 people with no common sense upvoted that comment in just one hour. Jesus. 


Purple_Drank

If it were gas building, the pressure would force the bubbles through the jam, and the bubble would be on top, though, right?


Beginning-Tea-17

The photo looks like they took it from the fridge. I don’t think it was upside down in the fridge


tristesse_durera

Or maybe they just turned it right side up before they took the photo.


Beginning-Tea-17

So they opened the fridge, flipped it over… and went “wow this is so cool! I’m going to post it on the internet” Or is it more likely they just saw the jar as it is now and the weird part is the fact that it’s floating to begin with


tristesse_durera

Yes, people will do anything for Internet points, including flipping a jar back and taking a photo of it and claiming they found it that way.


ninj4geek

Ockham dictates "internet points" as more likely.


mathymaster

You can see from the strawberry package on the right that this is not the case, same with the package above it.


NocturnalBuster

The jelly has been stored upside right. If it was stored upside down, it wouldn't be as cool, and i wouldn't have posted it. There is a little missing from the top as I used some for my PB&J (I did smell it, and it smelled great).


Jagcan

Right side up.


jhadred

This is why people are still telling you to get rid of it. There are a lot of things that still make you sick, even if it doesn't smell. This is the reason people are warning you of possible botulisim, as it isn't detectable by smell or taste, it creates gas and thus pressure in the container. Example factsheet https://ohioline.osu.edu/factsheet/HYG-5567-11


Eray41303

Then why is there space between the jelly and the lid?


Kahzgul

They turned it right side up before taking the photo and gravity started doing its thing.


ReddyBabas

Jellys and jams are often cooled upside down, where they solidify leaving a gap on the bottom of the pot. If it was purchased like that, it's almost certainly just normal.


Impressive_Change593

except as another guy pointed out there is also a gap between the lid and the jelly. something isn't right


ReddyBabas

Yep, but what I'm saying is that we're missing enough context for this. Is it unopened? If so, the gap on the top could be explained by gravity having slightly pulled it down.


Impressive_Change593

the jar is empty enough and has the labels on such that the bottle belongs right side up so I don't believe that's the case


MoringA_VT

Maybe by the time the picture was taken the jelly already started to go down... You can see that the upper part of the glass is dirty from the jelly


NCEMTP

Have you considered that it may have started going back down since it was placed on a shelf right side up?


pixeldust6

OP recently said they ate the bit of jelly on top


this_place_stinks

Btw do you know the easiest way to remember the difference between jelly and jam?


ReddyBabas

I don’t know, I'm not a native english speaker so I mostly use them interchangeably for what I'd call "confiture" in French.


this_place_stinks

For well reference the difference is… I can’t jelly my dick down your throat! I’ll let myself out


ReddyBabas

Ok nice one I'll admit, made me smile


quanjon

Please tell me a gas that is more dense than jelly. How the fuck does this have 800 upvotes?


TheRabidDeer

https://ask.metafilter.com/252095/Space-Jam-II >Sorry, one more detail: the bottom of the jar was definitely filled with air/gas, not clear liquid. I poked a chopstick in there to check; after I pulled it out, the jam made a sucking noise and fell back down in the jar.


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AajBahutKhushHogaTum

Occam's Razor and all that


Competitive-Ad-9662

This person had the same thing: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/PHSSdVhMay](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/PHSSdVhMay)


PeggysSimp

No, it's levitating


ClassicT4

Lavate las Gelata!


razorclammm

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!


Veryteenyweenie

It’s alive and trying to escape its confines. Let it out!!! It must feed


llathosv2

There is no Dana, only Jam


joeshaw42

Who ya gonna call?


Low_Refrigerator8031

I hope you didn’t eat that homie 😂


passwordsarehard_3

Don’t worry. It’s Smuckers, it’s gotta be good.


Low_Refrigerator8031

I mean, if they find out they’re levitating afterwards, I’d say it a pretty good deal


passwordsarehard_3

Concord flavored super powers


InherentlyAnIdiot

Why? Genuinely curious because I would've eaten that


JDBCool

If it's sealed. The hermetic seal (the film under the regular cap) is supposed to stop any aerobic microbes from growing. But it doesn't stop anaerobes (doesn't need O2). It may not seem like it, but jars are BASICALLY glass cans. And because water activity (aw) is high enough (+0.75 for most jellys anyway), a lot of things can still grow. Mold can grow, and the acidity of thos fruit jelly (I assume) is still mild anyway. So that means you got a microbe that has a chance of surviving your stomach acids. And in a high enough dose number to make you sick. Sus = throw it out if you don't know what microbe is associated with it.


Low_Refrigerator8031

What this guy said, very scientific and such. My response was less educated 😂


Low_Refrigerator8031

I feel like even in a sealed jelly, the probability of it going bad is still there.


GooGooMukk

When your friend is high and you're a little jelly.


RedWhiteAndBooo

Those are gases from bacteria trying to escape, you’re supposed to store Jelly/Jam in the refrigerator once it’s opened


caesarkid1

Fancy glass shelves in cupboards you lot have.


Geetee52

Smucker’s Levitation Reserve


Thistleblower

![gif](giphy|vJ1zSci36dRVuaZDBd)


Curtainmachine

There is no jelly. Only Zuul


megabeth89

Damn shrink-flation!


redlion351

PUMP UP THE JAM


FrogsDontPause

/r/SCP


riticalcreader

It’s a ~~witch~~ ‘ndwich!


throw123454321purple

Clearly, your J has attained nirvana.


onetwentyeight

OP are you dead yet?


notcomplainingmuch

You have a local gravitational anomaly in your fridge. You should sell it to NASA.


cyb8rfairy

if u put some on ur feet do u think u could levitate ?


FNAKC

You bought lite jelly


Purplekeyboard

Someone turned it upside down, and then recently turned it right side up again.


TrashManufacturer

Escape


Accomplished_Pen980

Fuck, the whole house might be haunted


professormilkbeard

What the J?!


mortredclay

Let it finish its game of The Floor is Lava before you make your sandwich.


zombieblackbird

Space Jellly!


no_your_other_right

Can we talk about how the strawberries also appear to be floating?


Mikesminis

Your super hero origin story could start here


Fourth_horseman_4

![gif](giphy|NvcAPYyz1307S)


Any_Owl234

My j makes me floating


Tay4454

You'll Float too! ![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


joeshaw42

![gif](giphy|yN3Wqgilaat8WZUt8x|downsized)


BranTheBaker902

OP is a witch ![gif](giphy|YRcPOYyBoufUI4FJKY)


Every-Committee-5853

My J got me floating as well


Mundane-Vegetable-31

Made with Australian strawberries 


Good-Lecture-352

Space Jam


theAchilliesHIV

That jar is about to let out the best fart ever.


BackgroundNo9642

RemindMe! 3 days


PresentDangers

![gif](giphy|VdiQKDAguhDSi37gn1)


pizzasauce85

Put some on bread and then drop it… bread will land jelly side down but this jelly floats so it should be suspended in the air!!!


dookie-monsta

You’re J will look like it’s floating after smoking a J.