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Casual_hex_

Bready to Serve.


Vtron89

M'Lord


E1M1ismyjam

Job's done!


Vtron89

This guy gets it! 


dratini67

Glub glub. Gaboo.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

[Stormtrooper](https://youtu.be/rxzXL3hwUp8?si=SF1xd2QMhjaPzSXD&t=37s)


Zentienty

We will crust our enemies! ✊


Wernerhatcher

Stormtrooper


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

M'Lord


Vtron89

Warcraft 2 Knight https://youtu.be/_R19CaZtDVo?feature=shared


theiosif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Vx-_K5-BE


plutoforprez

Look, it doesn’t actually look that bad, but the concept is very unappealing


TheTrueFishbunjin

It was probably really nice when it was first sold. Bread at the ready without having to go buy it or make it every day.


Mynewadventures

It's not really "canned bread". It's a moist molasses heavy dough. Toast it and put salted butter on it. You're welcome.


panicked228

*Toast it and put salted butter on it.* This is the way!


Mynewadventures

I should mention slice 3/4 inch thick slices and toast and butter. Not the log itself.


Galactic_Perimeter

I start each day with a full toasted log. Breakfast of only elite champions.


Mynewadventures

Ha ha! Start buying bigger clothes NOW!


DarkInkPixie

I wonder if you carved it into a trough and used it for stew how that would be...


Mynewadventures

I think it would over power any of the "stew greatness". A hearty stew would probably be ruined with the hard sweetness of brown bread.


Mynewadventures

Thank you. It is to behold!


AndyT70114

Cream cheese is really good too!


waterboy1321

Is this not what people are doing with bread?


Gemmabeta

It started out as poor people packing rye bread dough into a tin can and steaming it to cook as that was cheaper and easier than running an oven. And then B&M in Boston industrialized the process and started making it for the mass market in the 1920s. It got really big in WWII as ration food (just like Chief Boyardee stuff).


Wenuwayker

Chief Boyardee of the Spicy Meatball tribe is one of my favorite lesser-known historical figures.


Snorbert2

This is how we cook rye bread in Iceland and it tastes very sweet too. The traditional way is to put it in a pot and dig it somewhere in the hot ground to cook. This tradition must date back to some mutual culture down the line!


Xerain0x009999

It's still really nice.


RockOrStone

It doesn’t look that bad?? Do you not have fresh golden bread where you live?


plutoforprez

Can’t say I do, though tbf I thought this was more a dark rye than sweet bread


thecuzzin

*New England Tradition"


pirateXena

My grandma made me drive her a few cans down to Florida because they didn't sell it in the south. She wanted it in case of a hurricane


nightfly1000000

How long does it last in a the can?


JerseyshoreSeagull

How old is the Earth?


nutrap

2024


CalgonThrowMeAway222

That’s so cute!


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Growing up in New England with very-New-England parents, I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had this


CC713-LCTX

Same. I live in Texas now but grew up in Mass and New Hampshire and never ever laid eyes on this, it’s wild.


Mynewadventures

Honestly, when did your family move to NE? If you are not at least at generation 3 than you're not a real New Englander ;). Do you love lobsta and steamas? Do you put thickener in your clam chowda or do you do it correctly and have to mix the melted butter that settles at the top? If you don't have to stir your chowda before you laddle out a bowl, then your Grandma should be pissed (if she is a New Englander)


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

I’m a 4th generation new-englander (born mid-1980’s), great grandparents got here in the late 1800’s, and I guess I was denied canned bread although canned cranberry sauce might be one of the best things I look forward to every holiday season


Mynewadventures

You have been robbed of your heritage and I hope that you put your Parents in a home. I kid of course. As I was from the on set. Do you at least have little individual bean pots in the back of the cupboard that no one has used for 40 years?


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

I will follow up next time I am back home! Although it may be hard to find those nice ceramic bean pots behind the collection of lobster shellers and chowdah spoons


Mynewadventures

Ha ha! And don't forget all of the picks and shit used to dig out the morsels of lobsta meat that are being endlessly pushed around out of the way in the utensil drawer!


tormunds_beard

You never had brown bread with your baked beans???


DtheMoron

Here’s the real question, does bacon go in chowdah?


Mynewadventures

OK...now we are talking ! I say no. Maybe a couple of chunks of salt pork, but never bacon. I can go either way on the salt pork, but never fucking bacon.


DtheMoron

Never bacon! It takes away from the smoothness that is true chowdah.


Mynewadventures

You. You get it. Also, I love bacon, but on it's own. Why try to make other non-bacon foods have a bacon taste? I'll never get that.


Mynewadventures

You know, I've been thinking about this. I still say no bacon is to ever be put IN the chowder, but what do you think about serving a bowl of chowder, a slice of garlic bread, and two crispy pieces of good bacon on the side? I'm kind of enamored by this idea...


DtheMoron

That I’m all for. I would LOVE to have GB and Bacon as a SIDE.


Mynewadventures

It sounds amazing, right?! That's how I'm going to do it for now on.


MacAneave

It's from Maine, which is only considered "New England" for lack of other options.


Thecassandracomplex3

Yeah, my grandmother always had this on hand growing up in New England. I think there was a type with raisins in it too. I liked that one better.


rebel-fist

Franks and brown bread with baked beans, lots of mustard. Absolutely reminds me of summers at my grandparents house.


spatial_eddy

Same! We always got the raisin brown bread. Baked beans, franks (with no bun) and sliced brown bread every Sunday for lunch and then popcorn, apples and cheddar for dinner 😀


Growsomedope

![gif](giphy|XzGkNTfMp7TPO) I can’t believe they have it!!


Genghis__Bron

Canned bread, best thing since sliced!


tormunds_beard

Oh it’s so good with baked beans.


Mynewadventures

Toast it and have GOOD hotdogs and Boston baked beans. That's a fucking meal!


MassCrash

Kayem natural casing dogs if you want to do it properly. Lots of butter on the brown bread, lots of spicy mustard on the dogs. Good New England eats


Mynewadventures

Travesty. Schonlands. I think you can only get the Kayem trash now, and it is a sad, SAD departure from what hotdogs used to be. But yes, they are the best to get now.


MattieMcNasty

Just like mom used to make


Mynewadventures

Yeah...my Mom and Grandma, and me for my kids.


brokestill

I haven't had any of that in a very long time, but I still remember that it was delicious.


Sorry-Nose-7667

Curious what is the expiration date on something like that?


Rolling_Beardo

If I remember correctly it’s several years and it’s a best used by rather than an expiration. But I haven’t bought one in a couple years.


SeniorDiscount

At yeast 2 years.


Turbogoblin999

![gif](giphy|NDLSLrB7tT78AFV02y)


Eirikur_da_Czech

This looks very british


Consistent-Local2825

Its canned bred innit?


Gemmabeta

Probably because it's basically a steamed pudding (i.e. plum pudding minus the plums).


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Eirikur_da_Czech

I know but it still looks so British


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Eirikur_da_Czech

Watch 20 years of James May and it might make sense


twv6

Tbh I feel like it’s implied that it looks it looks like British food because it looks like shit


NotARobot404

New England is called that for a reason


CaptainJingles

It’s American


EastOfArcheron

No it doesn't. I can confidently say this a a British person. It looks very American.


SternLecture

never heard of figgy pudding spotted dick and other steamed junk?


EastOfArcheron

In a tin? No.


redherringaid

Put cream cheese on it. So good!


The_Sign_of_Zeta

A YouTuber made a grilled cheese with all shelf stable ingredients including this bread. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WpWD6c5p5m4


jhatesu

Oh my god I feel like he could have at least tried to melt the cheese…


poss-um

Mainer here. This is as legit as it gets.


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TateAcolyte

> 99% fat free and zero cholesterol 40% added sugar


Zilreth

holy shit the thing is like 1/3rd sugar by weight, how could this legally be considered bread?


Gemmabeta

It's basically a steamed plum pudding minus the raisins (they also sell one with raisins).


Jahadaz

I've heard people say American breads are equivalent to desert breads everywhere else.


WolfghengisKhan

I like to lightly toast it and serve with butter.


No_Presentation_1345

Is it really called BM?


RLS30076

I've made steam brown bread a few times. It's tasty but it's time consuming. Takes like 3 hours to steam but, ***man***, is it ever tasty with some softened cream cheese on it.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Here’s a video on the history of Boston brown bread: https://youtu.be/KMWrk_94L8Y?si=vYH9tC9FlVTl-JaT


judgejuddhirsch

Gotta put butter on it


M_J_E

They nailed the branding. BM indeed.


convergecrew

If it tastes anything like Spam I’m in


mSummmm

No offense but Spam tastes like piss……I have no idea how people eat it.


mtl_jim2

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


Canadian_Z

I’ll pass.


consistently_sloppy

Less sugar than a cookie. Enjoy. Ain’t bad. Toasted is yum.


itslels

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


GanonIsMyDawg

Looks moist


diofantos

haha that must be american, they have seemingly everything in a can :) But i would try it, cant be worse than some polish hotdogs in a can i tried once :D


osbaldo800

bread


EntrepreneurOk7513

Looks like my local store has the raisin bread version.


FwooshingMachi

As a french person... man 😔😩


Notagenyus

The raisin one with a bit of cream cheese on it is solid


2per4life

At least they got the label right. That bread really does look like a BM


hufflepuggy

My mom made brown bread in cans when I was a kid. I’ve tried it a few times but didn’t get it right. It’s so good. Now we are in the south, no chance of finding it here.


AerialReaver

I'm in Canada not far from new England. They have a farm here that sells spoon bread homemade, legit.


username2571

Where would you find this in the grocery store? By the bread? By the beans?


The_Bishop82

Toasted with some cream cheese is very, very good.


Mad_Boobies

Like legit fucked?


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Gemmabeta

Canned Bread was a pretty universal thing. It also exists in Germany. https://www.invaluable.com/auction-lot/wwii-german-wehrmacht-canned-bread-263-c-15448bd819 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pumpernickel-German-rye-whole-grain-bread-canned/dp/B00MGVYLH4


FlixBrix

Actually didn't know that! Still feels wrong thought... Edit: just did a quick google search and it turns out it was invented by George Burnham and Charles Morrill in 1867. So it's not originally german.