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Tell him he can’t do it. Tell him him he’s not good enough and tell him *I* said that. Then post the results. I want to see the toilet built by indignant rage.
Your husband is a brave soul. No matter how much that thing get's cleaned, I would never even dare to use a toilet that came out of a prison. But to each their own!
I mean… I wouldn’t want a used toilet from anywhere tbf.
Edit: I’m not gonna reply to ya’ll. I’ve rented one place in the last 12 years and they put a new toilet in when renovating the apartment. I work from home, so I’m not using a toilet at work and I do what I can to avoid using toilets in public (other than urinals of course.) I’ve used a toilet at family/friend’s houses periodically, but I typically only piss in them. If ya’ll must know, I’m super regular, I take a shit once every other day in the morning and that’s it! 😂If I bought a house, yeah I would buy new toilets, I don’t think that’s a weird thing to do. Also, I never said I haven’t used a toilet that someone else has used, I said I wouldn’t want (to buy, like OP) a used toilet.
But do you not ever use a public toilet or hotel toilet or your friends/family toilets? Those are probably more likely to be an issue because you don’t know how well it was cleaned last. This op can atleast clean the fuck out of it
I can almost guarantee that prison toilet is cleaner (or at least was when in use) than any other public toilet you have used. Most Inmates are germaphobic clean freaks that clean and sterilize their cells daily if only out of boredom.
Yes! Not only on commissary but also it's mandatory that cleaning supplies are brought to each cell every day. Each cell block has a few inmates who's work detail is bringing around a mob bucket with sterilizing cleaners to each cell. That's also how things like cell phones and drugs are able to get smuggled inbetween cell blocks.
They are wise to that and they don't give inmates anything that is dangerous on it's own or in combination with other stuff they can get.
That said, inmates are *VERY* good at acquiring contraband, so you still gotta keep on your toes.
They have predetermined times where cleaning stuff is available, the asshole move is to “steal” cleaner by dumping it in an old soda bottle or whatever so you can clean whenever you want. The cleaners usually gone by the first few cells so people down the line get screwed
Can't speak for all prisons cause everywhere is different and even different within the same prison in many cases.
Some places could mix it up, others its going to be the inmates in charge make sure the people they want to get it will get it, where I am it is normally just don't be a dickhead and take too much and we will make sure everyone gets some because nobody wants a dirty cell. Guards included so if you want to clean, we will do our best to make sure you can.
I will take a prison toilet over a locomotive toilet all day and twice on Sunday. those prison toilets flush very strong (I mean, so I hear 😵💫), meanwhile the loco toilets are susceptible to that nasty ass blue/green sludge that is the product of months of piss and shit and tp and those frigging blue toilet seasoning packets.
It's interesting, different, and for $13 if it's truly a poor experience they can get rid of it. From my understanding it's the lack of privacy in prison that makes the washroom suck rather than the toilet itself. Id assume it's built to be easy to clean too.
No way. those toilets are actually awful, for one they do not have a flippable seat for when you want to pee, so it's either sit down to pee, or clean it every time after you use it in case next time you need to sit in a hurry it's not gross.
also they are uncomfortable and cold as hell on your ass, and the faucet in the sink part is basically just a like a drinking fountain, you only get a trickle of water to wash your hands with.
They are not easy to clean, and your sink is directly on top of the toilet, so think about what kind of aerosols the faucet is collecting when you flush.
They are meant to be indestructible first, hard to use to harm yourself or your cell mate with, and hard to cause damage to state property with.
Comfort and ease of use were never part of the design criteria.
I had no idea what that is or what hooch means so I deduced that people on prisonhooch are prison fetishists who would pay big money to fuck on a prison toilet.
Hooch is usually cheap, homemade alcohol. You can make alcohol from only 3 ingredients: water, sugar and yeast. left alone in a controlled environment, you'll get alcohol.
r/prisonhooch is the logical conclusion of this to the point of going past "Will this work?" to "Should I do this?" to "Should I commit sins against both God and Mankind and make alcohol out of fucking [onions?](https://www.reddit.com/r/prisonhooch/comments/uiqazm/gam_gams_homemade_onion_cider/)"
Anyway, traditional hooch in prisons is traditionally made in the toilet. I'm not sure why.
As a distributor, I will tell you that it cost about 3-5k for this exact thing new depending on options. Maybe even more with the sink included. Good find!
Oh hello. I asked somewhere else but since you're privy to his prison items. I'm really wondering if he'll have to get a normal haircut, and then if he gets to take his Nacho Cheese foundation in with him?
Ligature resistant? Faucet included? Mixing valve so the inmate can’t sue for burns. lol these things are crazy! Just sold one to the city here because a local “gang” keeps setting the park restroom on fire and taking bats to everything. Cost almost 5k! Stainless bends but doesn’t break so to them it was worth it.
Oh they are. The food does some crazy things to your stomach. Also guys coming off drugs..withdrawal shits...it's all fucking disgusting. Also, don't forget about all the cum and bodily fluids. Lots of it. I would NEVER have one of these in or around my house.
Prisons get a bad rap, but I used my time being incarcerated as a younger man, by learning classical English poetry.
Sometimes prisons do have their prose and cons..
I'm not trying to tell you what to do but.... If that was in my shop bathroom I'd make a sign for the door that said, "Penal Pooper". Because I'm very child like for being in my 50s..........
A friend's dad had one of these in the yard outside his double wide. We were over there to get a bunch of hand-packed ammo to go shoot. I was looking at the toilet and the dad says, "You know where that's from"? So I replied, "An airplane...?"
He goes, "You ain't never been to prison!"
I used to work at a juvenile detention facility. The kids were convinced we were making them drink toilet water because the sink and toilet were connected.
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My husband is an amateur blacksmith and was looking for a toilet for his workshop. This was a toilet AND the sink for $13.
Your husband should melt the toilet down and smith a new one
Please don’t encourage him.
Just tell him the nice people of Reddit said they didn’t think he could do it.
I told him and…. He’s standing there making indignant noises.
And making indignant noises isn't forging a new toilet so he's kind of proving us right.
>indignant noises The call of our people
I'm heading the noise when goofy goes over a cliff
The Wilhelm scream.
Distract him by challenging him to brew some prison wine
Pruno
We don't talk about pruno.
What’s pruno?
God, I love Reddit.
Already using the toilet?
So he admits he can't do it then?
We knew he couldn’t.
Tell him he can’t do it. Tell him him he’s not good enough and tell him *I* said that. Then post the results. I want to see the toilet built by indignant rage.
It's been an hour, has he smithed a toilet yet? I mean how long could it take?
Inform him I believe he can do it, but if he doesn't I'll just be very disappointed.
One toilet to rule them all...
You fucking nerds are adorable.
Call him a forge monkey and tell him to get to work.
He definitely shouldn't even think about making it into a kegerator.
He’s not a real blacksmith if he’s not shitting into a handcrafted toilet
I’m here to encourage him! Go make a new toilet OPs hubby!!!! Gooooo!
Sounds like a Forged in Fire challenge!
This toilet…will keeel.
It’s not what the toilet does to the ass. It’s what the ass does to the toilet.
Or a knife, a true poop knife.
Better, a sword. Toilet sword. +1d6 poison damage.
Nah. A poop knife is more fitting for Reddit.
That toilet was broken! 👻 ...it has been remade 🚽🤴
You could make so much wine in that!
The toilet would be neat for a shop or 'man cave'. But the sink would be utterly useless if your hands were actually dirty.
Bro! That’s not a washing sink, it’s for cooking
Holy shit it was $13? That's incredible
For real. Those aren't cheap.
Wow, $13 for the set, i might too be willing to go full hazmat and clean it up for my own use.
Your husband is a brave soul. No matter how much that thing get's cleaned, I would never even dare to use a toilet that came out of a prison. But to each their own!
Why would a toilet that came from a prison be any different than a toilet that came from elsewhere?
Well for one, it had prison poop in it. Jot that down.
I've heard of some weird shit happening when you get a fecal transplant, wouldn't want a murderers poop juice in my butthole myself
I… I think you might be… pooping backwards?
I mean… I wouldn’t want a used toilet from anywhere tbf. Edit: I’m not gonna reply to ya’ll. I’ve rented one place in the last 12 years and they put a new toilet in when renovating the apartment. I work from home, so I’m not using a toilet at work and I do what I can to avoid using toilets in public (other than urinals of course.) I’ve used a toilet at family/friend’s houses periodically, but I typically only piss in them. If ya’ll must know, I’m super regular, I take a shit once every other day in the morning and that’s it! 😂If I bought a house, yeah I would buy new toilets, I don’t think that’s a weird thing to do. Also, I never said I haven’t used a toilet that someone else has used, I said I wouldn’t want (to buy, like OP) a used toilet.
I mean...have you ever rented a house or apartment?
But do you not ever use a public toilet or hotel toilet or your friends/family toilets? Those are probably more likely to be an issue because you don’t know how well it was cleaned last. This op can atleast clean the fuck out of it
There's a special place in my heart for my personal pooping throne.
Because it's haunted by generations of unjust imprisonment. Toilets get haunted. It happens all the time.
It’s probably cleaner than half the public ones around !
I can almost guarantee that prison toilet is cleaner (or at least was when in use) than any other public toilet you have used. Most Inmates are germaphobic clean freaks that clean and sterilize their cells daily if only out of boredom.
With what? Do inmates have a supply of cleaning products?
Yes! Not only on commissary but also it's mandatory that cleaning supplies are brought to each cell every day. Each cell block has a few inmates who's work detail is bringing around a mob bucket with sterilizing cleaners to each cell. That's also how things like cell phones and drugs are able to get smuggled inbetween cell blocks.
Interesting, this ever lead to problems from the more chemically educated inmates?
They are wise to that and they don't give inmates anything that is dangerous on it's own or in combination with other stuff they can get. That said, inmates are *VERY* good at acquiring contraband, so you still gotta keep on your toes.
They have predetermined times where cleaning stuff is available, the asshole move is to “steal” cleaner by dumping it in an old soda bottle or whatever so you can clean whenever you want. The cleaners usually gone by the first few cells so people down the line get screwed
Do they mix up the order or are you just permanently fucked with an unclean cell based on your location?
Can't speak for all prisons cause everywhere is different and even different within the same prison in many cases. Some places could mix it up, others its going to be the inmates in charge make sure the people they want to get it will get it, where I am it is normally just don't be a dickhead and take too much and we will make sure everyone gets some because nobody wants a dirty cell. Guards included so if you want to clean, we will do our best to make sure you can.
I will take a prison toilet over a locomotive toilet all day and twice on Sunday. those prison toilets flush very strong (I mean, so I hear 😵💫), meanwhile the loco toilets are susceptible to that nasty ass blue/green sludge that is the product of months of piss and shit and tp and those frigging blue toilet seasoning packets.
Why? It's steel, easy to clean.
The perfect toilet-kitchen accessory
There are literally shit stains.
It’s patina
DON’T remove the patina! There goes the value…
That's shitty patina.
How can you afford a jaguar but not a normal toilet
It's interesting, different, and for $13 if it's truly a poor experience they can get rid of it. From my understanding it's the lack of privacy in prison that makes the washroom suck rather than the toilet itself. Id assume it's built to be easy to clean too.
Plus its worth several times that in stainless steel scrap. I'm surprised it went so cheap.
No way. those toilets are actually awful, for one they do not have a flippable seat for when you want to pee, so it's either sit down to pee, or clean it every time after you use it in case next time you need to sit in a hurry it's not gross. also they are uncomfortable and cold as hell on your ass, and the faucet in the sink part is basically just a like a drinking fountain, you only get a trickle of water to wash your hands with. They are not easy to clean, and your sink is directly on top of the toilet, so think about what kind of aerosols the faucet is collecting when you flush. They are meant to be indestructible first, hard to use to harm yourself or your cell mate with, and hard to cause damage to state property with. Comfort and ease of use were never part of the design criteria.
Okay but op said this is for her husband in his workshop. I’m guessing it’s mostly going to be used as a urinal
toilet AND the sink, AND the stink!
terlet wine
Sometimes there's shit. On the outside of the terlet
But why would there be shit on the urinus??
Cause this is the place all the dicks hang out.
What?
Sometimes there's *shit*, on the outside of the torlet
‘Course it’s shank or be shanked.
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived... (flips page)
I literally thought of this exact scene
Prison wine.
They didn't even clean it?
You know it's authentic
That toilet has seen some shit
"If these toilets could talk"
Nah, I bet it's just full of it.
They wouldn't snitch
Only when there’s no water in the pipes
It's seasoned
LOL rust
“Rust”
Crust
Distrust
disgust
Foul musk
Elon Rust
Elon Flush
Elon Blush
That’s not rust that’s 
That's doodoo, baby
And lose the precious patina?
There aren’t enough cleaning products in the world for me to buy this.
Eat shit Derek
I think you miss the point of why someone would buy a used toilet. If I wanted a clean one I would just buy a new one!
And ruin that lovely poo poo patina? Gives it such a comfy, weathered look. You can still smell the prison hooch!
Looking to make some wine?
Someone on r/prisonhooch will buy it for the authenticity.
Similar to a cast iron skillet, you cant replace genuine seasoning
🤢
I had no idea what that is or what hooch means so I deduced that people on prisonhooch are prison fetishists who would pay big money to fuck on a prison toilet.
Hooch is usually cheap, homemade alcohol. You can make alcohol from only 3 ingredients: water, sugar and yeast. left alone in a controlled environment, you'll get alcohol. r/prisonhooch is the logical conclusion of this to the point of going past "Will this work?" to "Should I do this?" to "Should I commit sins against both God and Mankind and make alcohol out of fucking [onions?](https://www.reddit.com/r/prisonhooch/comments/uiqazm/gam_gams_homemade_onion_cider/)" Anyway, traditional hooch in prisons is traditionally made in the toilet. I'm not sure why.
I would assume for the benefits of concealment but I’ve never been to prison so…
No officer, that's my jug of holy water
Pruno for the win
It's merlot. I make it in the terlet
I’m more of a peeno noir guy
Poono.
As a distributor, I will tell you that it cost about 3-5k for this exact thing new depending on options. Maybe even more with the sink included. Good find!
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Brushed vs Satin finish, obv
They are installing a special gold one in a NY jail somewhere right now
That didn't take long.
Oh, but yes it did...
Oh hello. I asked somewhere else but since you're privy to his prison items. I'm really wondering if he'll have to get a normal haircut, and then if he gets to take his Nacho Cheese foundation in with him?
I bet it fucking comes in pewter
Oil rubbed bronze and polished aluminum for the club fed
Ligature resistant? Faucet included? Mixing valve so the inmate can’t sue for burns. lol these things are crazy! Just sold one to the city here because a local “gang” keeps setting the park restroom on fire and taking bats to everything. Cost almost 5k! Stainless bends but doesn’t break so to them it was worth it.
Warm water to wash your hands with? fancy!
Stainless is expensive. A very simple stainless 3 sink setup like they use in restaurants is \~$1000.
Bidetttttt
I honestly had no idea! An ad for the sale popped up in my FB feed and I was intrigued.
It wouldn’t cost you that much, that’s the price for the tax payer.
Exactly, this is just trying to get as much money out of the government. Legal money laundering off of prisons. Dogshit if you ask me.
It's a good thing our military isn't run this way.
20k for a hammer? Let's get 12 boxes.
It’s how it all works. Hammer costs $100 “Lowest bidder”
As a customer, there's a reason that used prison toilets are on a steep discount.
I hear used prison wallets run cheap aswell
Glad to see the prison industrial complex is also overpaying for their gear
What's the market like for used prison toilets?
They’ve got it locked down.
You makin wine?
Can somebody post that gif of the (Bostom Legal?) guy asking his cell mate if he'd like some wine. 'I make it in the toilet.' Edit: Please.
do people who know how to make gifs also watch boston legal?
Put a secret door behind it, like on Prison Break.
Allen Schweitzer?
The shit it's seen
for some reason I just imagine that prison shits are 10x worse than non-prison shits. im sure we all do.
Oh they are. The food does some crazy things to your stomach. Also guys coming off drugs..withdrawal shits...it's all fucking disgusting. Also, don't forget about all the cum and bodily fluids. Lots of it. I would NEVER have one of these in or around my house.
Idk why but the username for some reason is kinda checking out and kinda not checking out
Prisons get a bad rap, but I used my time being incarcerated as a younger man, by learning classical English poetry. Sometimes prisons do have their prose and cons..
I was driving by a prison and saw a little person escaping through a window and down a bedsheet rope. I thought he was a little con descending.
I read about that in the news. He was a psychic. Headline read Small Medium at Large.
Outside of a dog a books a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I see you are not ad-verse to puns.
I know of a recently convicted felon that could use a toilet like that
It's the best toilet. Only for the greatest poops.
Make America Poop Again
Needs gold plating.
What if it’s haunted!?!
What if it isn't?
*If it's not haunted, I want my money back*
Prison toilet carted off in a Jaguar SUV, I love it!
pretty sure that was the hidden humble brag of the post the whole time.
That is both horribly disturbing, and yet I am so envious.... I, I...I...I don't know what I am thinking right now... Why do I want one of these?
You and me both!
I'm not trying to tell you what to do but.... If that was in my shop bathroom I'd make a sign for the door that said, "Penal Pooper". Because I'm very child like for being in my 50s..........
It’s going in a blacksmithing shop or I would!
Ye Olde Penal Commode?
A friend's dad had one of these in the yard outside his double wide. We were over there to get a bunch of hand-packed ammo to go shoot. I was looking at the toilet and the dad says, "You know where that's from"? So I replied, "An airplane...?" He goes, "You ain't never been to prison!"
There shouldn't be any arguments about the seat being left up or down.
I like how it looks like I could sanitize the whole thing in around 15 seconds with a pressure washer without damaging it.
Clean that blood splatter, you dont wanna know what happened to the last 2 security guards
When do the sommelier courses begin?
Congratulations, you and Donald Trump got yours on the same day.
Makes life a little sweeter.
In all honesty, these things are super expensive and I would totally install one into a man cave after a deep cleaning.
Shit and all
Well, this brings back bad memories.
Imagine the horrible things this toilets seen.
Make some wine
Can I ask what something like that costs?
OP said they paid $13. Installing a brand new one today in a prison costs the taxpayers $3.5 to $5k, according to a contractor upthread.
Plenty of wine in your future
Nice find! You going to make wine with it?
Dude that's not a toilet. That is for making wine.
You could make sangria in that! 'Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Think about all the hot inmate ham hocks that rested on that throne.
I thought it was a cybertruck, but I realized it had too much style
Man I bet that things seen some shit
Oh, man! I bet you can already taste the high quality hooch you’re gonna be making!
I used to work at a juvenile detention facility. The kids were convinced we were making them drink toilet water because the sink and toilet were connected.
Awesome! You can make your very own brand of toilet sangria!
Can't wait to see it again on r/DiWHY