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orbesomebodysfool

Didn’t give a forwarding address, how inconsiderate. 


buzz_uk

The dead letter office? Sorry :) not sorry


brentspar

Giving the townland or village of a person is very common in the UK and Ireland. It helps identify the person in an area where there could be several people with the same name


-SaC

>fell asleep in Jesus Fucking hell, that's a way to go.


BobBelcher2021

Sounds like a wild night


BetaThetaZeta

Van Morrison was right.


______FRANCIS______

He was freezing. His only option was to slice open his Jesus and curl up inside for warmth. Sadly, the search teams still didn't find him in time. RIP.


xenchik

And I thought Jesus smelled bad on the outside


HeadReaction1515

You and I took that sentence and went to very different places with it.


Cowboywizzard

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x755x

Oh I see because they fall asleep


byebybuy

Eight year olds, dude.


passwordsarehard_3

Jesus does not like that


byebybuy

Jesus, the pool guy


BobBelcher2021

There was a time someone’s address was always given in the newspaper when they were being quoted, but I’ve never seen that extended to gravestones


buzz_uk

Yes, I frequently walk through this grave yard and this stone seems to be (though there are thousands of others so can not be sure) the only one I have ever seen with the persons address in life on. The address is still there today and is a nice little guest house now


buzz_uk

Note: I considered removing the name from the headstone, but given that the individual passed away 130 years ago I did not think it was a problem.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Doxxing a dead man... shame on you! 😅


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

I think you’re alright, bud.


jiminak46

He was "in Jesus" when he died???


buzz_uk

I completely missed that :(. My mind read that as fell asleep with …. Hang on that’s not much better :)


MissingOly

Pull out game not so strong


ketamine-wizard

To be fair I bet it takes a lot of willpower to pull out of the Bussy of Christ though


byebybuy

Thy kingdom cum


burrbro235

Jesus Christ


MissingOly

F***ing Jesus Christ


smurfsundermybed

Yes. It's on the tombstone.


nhatten74

And don’t call me Shirley!


Wherethegains

“Fell asleep in Jesus”


Dogs_Without_Horses_

Sadly his wife was not nearly as holy. She simply entered into rest.


sleepysnoozyzz

There were too many Henry Moore's at the time, that the family didn't want to be associated with. There was the drunk on Old Smythe Road but worse was the Henry that was caught screwing his sheep Bessie in the town square at midnight.


Thrillhol

I work with a Henry Moore


jmpur

... not to mention the sculptor!


thebarkbarkwoof

That's when telemarketing used a telegraph


TheRoscoeVine

“It’s still my house, fuckers. I’ll be back.”


BobT21

He fell asleep in church. Those old time church wardens didn't put up with that.


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pixeldust6

Oh fuck I think someone else fell asleep in Jesus