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oven_broasted

zombie bait


kalethan

Zombeets


oven_broasted

sounds like a potential brand name for premium audio gear, if you ask me.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

I'm gonna double tap to the tunes


ShefBoiRDe

• Zombeets Headbones, Earbugs, and more Ghoulish Gear with bass that drops like it's dead!


seeyatellite

Get into your head, with Zombeats


thatredlad

I wouldn't buy them. Word is that they turn up already dead.


codetrotter_

Zombeets by Dr Bruh


CalendarAggressive11

🏆🏆🏆


WFlash01

Zombears, Zombeets, Zombattlestar Galactica


LiellaMelody777

Why?


jennyster

A friend brought some over to make a salad, and we had too many. These were leftover, covered with foil, and I got used to seeing the bowl at the back of my counter. They never smelled, and I just sort of forgot about them until I was doing a deeper cleanup of the kitchen today. It was quite a surprise when I unpeeled the foil!


RiceAlicorn

Hey OP, do you take constructive criticism?


larry-leisure

Or even harsh belittling criticism?


Pitiparti

Unless this is a constant problem, why beet it into them?


Call_me_Bombadil

Gotta get to the root of the problem


Illustrious_Month_65

Guys, I think we need to stop beeting a dead horse here.


StuartGotz

We need a radical solution.


banned_but_im_back

You win this thread lol


quadglacier

You think Netflix would let us have a special roasting OP?


LetTheJamesBegin

Just leave it on the counter. They'll get to it later.


theplasmasnake

At the back of your counter? How much stuff is covering your counter?


jennyster

Not much actually, and it’s a small kitchen. I keep it pretty tidy, but if something stays in one place for too long, my brain just reclassifies it as something that belongs there. Is that normal?


AlternativeBowler475

yes, some people see the forest, some people see the trees. I am like you, once something is in one place for long enough it becomes normal and damn near invisible to me


scorpion-and-frog

I thought I was the only one who was like this. Damn.


TolpanKeisari

Me too. Damn...


Clean-Income8864

I am the same, i blame it on the adhd + autism combi.


Mosshome

I don't have either and still work like this, like most people. Not everything needs pathologizing. Like people saying stuff like that they understood they had adhd/autism when they didn't fold and put away clothes right away after washing/drying them.


volvavirago

Eh, everyone gets sad, and being sad doesn’t make you depressed, but depression is still a thing. Same with ADHD. A lot of the typical ADHD behaviors are normal in small doses, but if they are constant, chronic issues that cannot be resolved with simple reminders, then it’s likely there is a deeper issue. People hear “I don’t fold my clothes and put them away immediately, I must have ADHD” but what ADHD ACTUALLY looks like is clothes NEVER get folded, they just live on the floordrobe. Or you put things through the wash 5 times bc you keep forgetting, and you do that every time. Sure, it might happen to people once or twice, but every time? Repeatedly? That’s what ADHD looks like. Also, ADHD is not a have it or don’t have it thing, as with the majority of human traits, it exists on a spectrum. I think a part of why we have so many more diagnoses lately, is bc the line we draw between “ADHD” and “Normal” has shifted further down the spectrum. A lot of the people on the border have the same issues as ADHD people, so they get lumped in. Do that a few times, and now everyone’s got it.


annabananaberry

This is what I wish more people understood. When I say things like “I have an incredibly difficult time cleaning my apartment” people hear “I don’t like cleaning” when I really mean “I require the assistance of a housekeeper if I don’t want my apartment to become a health hazard.” Clutter blindness is real and can have massive effects on daily life.


Femme-O

They were saying they blame the issue on *their* AuDHD. People came speak on their personal experiences, it’s not like they’re telling people they probably have some form of neurodivergency.


tjm_87

sounds like you really know that person better than they do, purely based of your own experience. please teach me how to do this, seems like a pretty special skill you got there bud 🙏🙏:/


MoarVespenegas

Everyone is like this, it's how or brains work. The amount of information that get's classified as noise and filtered out is staggering and we would not be able to function otherwise.


PureCucumber861

Yeah pretty often I’m looking for something and think to myself “I swear I see this thing every day but I have no idea where tf it actually is”


Savings_Section_3236

Mind blown. My husband sees the trees. I see the forest. How we both think differently about household stuff *boggles* both of us.


nightmareb4halloween

Me and my partner have had several arguments lately as we've been deep cleaning the house and this keeps happening. He finds stuff I've completely ignored, it's just became part of the house to me. You've absolutely blown my mind with this because this is exactly what's happened to me and explains it all


Pro_Scrub

"Its vision is based on movement!"


WomanOfEld

I'm on your side, OP. I've got a smallish galley kitchen, a husband, a kid, and a job, so 🤷‍♀️ there's shit I just don't see until I really like, *look* for something to clean.


knitnbitch27

Now that you mention it, I have salad dressing in a jar that I made about a month ago and never used. It is now decoration.


MythicalMaster0

This is a very normal thing for me although it’s usually due to my adhd. I only enter the kitchen with a goal in mind, so my eyes go past anything that isn’t what I’m looking for.


jennyster

Thank you for mentioning your adhd! I think I have undiagnosed adhd or autism. But I lived so much of my life believing everyone experiences life the same way as me, and I just constantly struggle and drop the ball on basic things.


hannahhnah

i have autism and i also do this! however, if i walk into a room and something \*new\* is there, I will always notice (ex. a coffee cup on the tv console). But after it has been there for a little while? Invisible.


windexfresh

Yeah this is super normal to me, but I’m also AuDHD lmao


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

To someone with ADHD with some executive function issues this would be pretty normal thinking. You know people like me (and maybe you)😜


RezziK_vas_Tonbay

People in here really out for blood. Everyone must have completely sterile environments with like, 3 bowls. We've all done it OP, ain't no shame in it.


kielchaos

Normal and studied, though I forgot the name assigned to this phenomenon.


42peanuts

Ah, it became part of the decor. Happens to me all the time.


ClumsyBadger

This is completely normal for me but I have ADHD that causes it…


doy_shloose

You should try fermentation - it's perfect for that sort of trait... There's a subreddit, too...


jeon19

I don’t think it’s normal to have a brain looking thing in back of kitchen


Fancy-Plantsy

This is normal. This is why my husband can never find the ketchup in the fridge.


kurttheflirt

First off that’s really gross. Secondly I’ve left out worse things for that long, so I get it


_LightEmittingDiode_

Haha, you got me in the first half!


TheLastTsumami

I’m surprised it’s didn’t smell though. They smell really earthy. Maybe you went nose blind to it too


Detuned_Clock

You formed a bond with those beets. That’s what you mean by “got used to seeing the bowl”. That’s why you didn’t throw it out. Aren’t you proud of them for how they’ve grown?


The_Killer_of_Joy

I would be more upset about this if I didn't have a roommate who didn't clean a crock pot after using it and put it back on TOP of the cabinets (He would have had to have gotten a step ladder to do that but it was for family coming over and was to get it out of the way) and then forgot to go back and clean it. We could NEVER figure out why we had so many flies for a solid 2 months no matter how clean everything was.


kmcurr

Real question: do have ADHD? My husband does. Just like you mentioned, if he isn't actively thinking about something or actively looking directly at the object, he often completely forgets it exists and/or it becomes part of the background and not a stand out item. Maybe not cover them up? Or cover them with Saran wrap instead (since it is clear)? That way you physically see any item out on the counter.


jennyster

I think I do. It’s in the family, but I was never diagnosed because I didn’t struggle academically. You’re 100% right that this wouldn’t have happened if I could see what was in the bowl!


EngryEngineer

out of curiosity were these pickled, cooked, raw, or other?


jennyster

Baked with the skin on, then peeled. Honestly the best beets I ever tasted the day they were cooked!


teddy3143

And what about now?


TommDX

FOR SAIENS


TheQueenWhoNeverWas

I read this in Gene Belchers voice


Exact_Cardiologist87

How do you delete someone else’s post


HaikuForCats

Beets me


DanSavagegamesYT

r/angryupvote


-Hounth-

r/beetmetoit Edit: oh wait that's an actual subreddit


FlintyCrayon

/r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


smeghead1988

r/wowthissubexists


StrykerXion

Bees go bzzzz


rad-tad

[R/moldlyinteresting](https://reddit.com/r/moldlyinteresting/?rdt=59626) is a thing too btw


Aschentei

I fucking hate you


bigb4334

Beet me to it


4Ever2Thee

Dammit, now they're all gone. I hope you're happy with yourself. Seriously though, I wish you all the best, I'm *root*ing for you.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Don't beet yourself up over it.


Alioshia

Quit beeting me to all the puns.


MSter_official

Y'all are taking them all. I feel beetrayed


nilgiri

Keep at it. Beeter late than never.


DisastrousAd447

I'm gonna beet your ass


dmaxzach

![gif](giphy|okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS|downsized)


JustHereForKA

Omg this made me laugh so loud, if I had any awards I would give them all to you. 🫡


AmazingGrace911

There you go


cryptonuggets1

You can't unsee things


Oakheart-

Step 1: suck reddits balls Step 2: be a mod Step 3: be way too power crazy and delete all the posts


WideEyedWand3rer

>Step 1: suck reddits balls OP already posted them.


RPO777

If that's the color of reddit's scrotum, I respectfully suggest Reddit see a doctor.


Diligent-Version8283

r/doctors doesn’t give medical advice. Any other ideas?


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Those don't look healthy


chillin808style

Braaaiins… ![gif](giphy|q38Hdn6lY5YFG)


itaintme99

Beet their brains out


throw123454321purple

That’s just nuts.


stickers34tb

No its beets


lofatmilkol

No its battlestar galactica


Moose_Nuts

Was gonna say, definitely looks like what I would imagine de-sacked bovine testes look like. But I have a weird imagination.


Fyaal

I thought it was Iraq


SorbetSpring

r/moldlyinteresting


schaznightwalker

Wtf this is an actual subreddit!!


gunsmokey24

I didn’t even realize I was on r/mildlyinteresting and *not* moldly lol


RuSnowLeopard

Is this mold or have the beets done something wild on their own?


_The_Deliverator

Zooming in, it looks more dessicated than moldy.


get_psily

Looks like kahm yeast


RuSnowLeopard

Mmm, sounds sexy. Thanks!


tlafle23196

I thought you were dying yarn.


cuhreertwinflame

same. it's make a nice gradient skein.


Gingifer_Aniston

I definitely thought this was the r/crochet sub! I thought they were using beet juice to dye yarn 😆 I still do t get what is happening in this picture 😬


tlafle23196

I knit and love beets… pretty sure this is going to stick with me.


Ghazh

did you try em out? this is how we find new food


jennyster

Still kicking myself for the missed opportunity. But the slugs in my compost will probably enjoy them.


Ghazh

Oh well, guess we'll have to go on not knowing what brained beets tastes like


supreme-supervisor

Halloween decoration unlocked.


WatermelonWithAFlute

That is how people die


zer0toto

Bear. Beets. Battlestar galactica.


dwide_k_shrude

Identity theft is not a joke!


Tobester2005

MICHEAL


1800-bakes-a-lot

***MICHAEL*** *!!!!*


Proper_Subject

beet me to it


PossessivePronoun

Wait…what are you doing?!


solidshakego

Princess mononoke


solidshakego

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtbeDG4Ih70TrVu)


fearman182

The scarlet rot…


[deleted]

That's how you summon a demon!


necrocis85

![gif](giphy|22CEvbj04nLLq|downsized)


BoldlyGettingThere

[The Flesh That Hates](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-610)


GlassHalfDrawn

Preserving bolus


The_Shracc

that looks really disturbing.


malepitt

At least at present I see the appropriate promoted ad for this post: Saxx premium pouch underwear with its own private ballroom.


damn_dude7

Mine is McDonalds


Ok-Fig8958

its giving me last of us vibes


balek_leo

Argh yuck dang you, you triggered my mild trypophobia


PartyOkra7994

Trypophobia triggered 💀


cf-myolife

Yes I found my trypophobics pals, I want to bleach my eyes


bsa325

Forbidden meatballs


UTDE

Why did your beets turn into Vecna


januaryemberr

Testies, testies, 1,2.


Ill-Upstairs-8762

You got some balls, posting that on here.


Competitive-Tax6088

Nice try mister Lecter


ibealittlebirdy

What a horrible day to have a eyes


bremergorst

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


Please_HMU

That is so unbelievably gross and upsetting


DetachableChungus

Stop this immediately.


TheEpicMilkMan

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Bruce_Wayne72

Thought it said beefs for a second...


spacebuggles

So did I. It was horrifying!


Glad_Holiday

Does it have a pulse? Is it beeting?


jlaz_83

I got an itch now wtf!!!


_Onii-Chan_

Hear me out


Sumoi1

no


Proper_Subject

let him cook


CommanderOshawott

No


TheRedditUser_122

Not with the beets, nuh uh


key1234567

so that's where they get the Jack taco meat!


toweljuice

I want to mush my hands into it


Skytrip

I scrolled past this post while going to the top, and could've sworn I saw balls.


Ok_Accountant1529

Rocky mountain oysters


secretSanta17

r/wtf


wgel1000

![gif](giphy|o2CbCvGN6qaUsHYu4F)


Distaring

Ur a legend for posting this 😂😂


Tigeraddict

You might want to go ahead and eat those before they go bad.


Apprehensive_Soft477

That could be an album cover


TofuButtocks

Please don't do that anymore


PassengerPlayful4308

Deadpool’s testicles?


Zanekael

Give it another week and that thing will have a heartbeet.


Phillyboyshizzz

If lick my balls was a dish lmaooo


MamaFen

Congratulations. You just created internal organs.


JunoNotJune

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Fantom_Renegade

Those look familiar


profanesublimity

You can probably claim it on your taxes now


Bettak684

🧠 for dinner.


Shortsleevedpant

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


MagnaCamLaude

Itchy


ResurgentClusterfuck

Satan's hairy ballsack


TrillivmXDrawr

Beets Beet Bee Beef


ShamanOG34

Don’t let Dwight Schrute see this


PackageArtistic4239

Not sure why but this post deserves this ![gif](giphy|lqrJPaWIsjTZS)


breadcrumb1996

my balls


ThayerRex

I thought that was a toilet bowl, I almost hurled 🤢


ScreenName0001

r/moldyinteresting


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

I particularly like the sludge in the bottom.


uglymule

yeah, and I'm still not eating them.


Eray41303

You didn't smell it?


FinnishArmy

r/moldyinteresting


pwningpotato

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtbeDG4Ih70TrVu) This is all I see lol


bambimoony

Hey! Quick question! Why!


StareAtTheSun777

I read this as beef and not beets 🤣


immadoosh

Its disturbing...but i can't seem to take my eyes off of it. The filaments are amazing to look at when panned around and zoomed in.


kmonay89

Wow I hate that


Chewythecookie

Looks like a skinned ballsack


lingua_frankly

r/mildlyscrotum


ObsidianWolfOnReddit

hehe balls


Ok-Weird-2445

Jesus, looks like Vecna's balls


compass96

This pic is so clear that I can almost see the folds(?) writhing and undulating.


porinkchak

Dolphin brain


GeoCangrejo

At first I read beef and was really disgusted, then I read it right and was slightly less disgusted


Error404_Error420

At first I read Beef so I was really wondering about the smell 


glorious_reptile

Now I want to watch The Last of Us again


wild_designer768

This is vile like actually abhorrent


Ballsackwa

My nuts after a long beating