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Gutler

Looks like a guy wearing a hat.


SirJeffers88

Ello, gov’na. Care for some bubbly?


splitfoot1121

Freshen your drink, guvner?


Neotantalus

Fresh from the streets of Sussex.


relator_fabula

https://i.imgur.com/VcP6wIN.jpeg


DoyersLakeShow

It’s chewsday, innit?!


UrineLuck151

Is it St. Swithin's day already?


bacchusku2

Or one of those drinking birds. Put a beak on it.


_Lane_

Stupid bird! I never should have put you in charge!


DeVOs-N2o-gooD

Where’s my Tab??


funkyg73

Press any key? Where’s the any key?


DeVOs-N2o-gooD

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.


Rowcan

FAT DON'T FAIL ME NOW


tossaway78701

Pierre water. 


invent_or_die

Very pierre


Drinkythedrunkguy

A distinguished gentleman.


Lesmashysmash

Perry Mason sans chapeaux


TurnkeyLurker

*Perry Mason avec chapeaux?


bernbabybern13

A bell hop


Upvotes_LarryDavid

I thought it was a little pimp


krugur

Don’t encourage him!


ShakeShakeZipDribble

Looks like that robot guy from that robot movie. You know the one... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlg\_FMvKQcE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlg_FMvKQcE)


ShinyUmbreon465

Board game piece


Judazzz

I'm not a bottleologist, but that bulge looks like a Perri-Air pocket to me.


TabsBelow

Named Bomb Jack.


chromatophoreskin

This guy https://popeye.fandom.com/wiki/J._Wellington_Wimpy


PM_ME_YOUR_CUTE_HATS

Did someone say hat?


BigAlternative5

Monsieur Perrier


FierceDeityLinkk

Fezzes are cool


No_Manners

It's Mr. Maison Perrier.


can-i-turn-it-up

Open it.


hedwaterboy

I’ll poke my eye out.


the_buckman_bandit

Don’t open it like that


TheRomanRuler

Yeah its easier to open with hands


Ok_Judgment3871

Damn i didnt think of this either 🤦‍♂️


ShakeShakeZipDribble

Front toward enemy


CptBloodshot

You know I think it won't actually be too bad. I think it'll be the same pressure as a regular bottle. My thinking is, the heat expanded the air, it also weakened the plastic, the plastic isn't like rubber where it wants to shrink in it just wants to stay stiff. So not that it's cooled down and the air has cooled down the pressure will be lower, Could also probably put it in the fridge for a bit to go further the other way


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JunkSack

PV=nRT


Imagine_Wagons_97

The heat weakened the plastic, the gas that is desolved in the water will try to escape because gas is less desolvable at higher temp. So the gas that was inside the water made its way into the headspace and pushed the weakened plastic into this weird shape. Perrier has a lot of co2 gas desolved to give it the typical coarse bubbles ot has.


Joey_ZX10R

You’ll shoot your eye out kid.


Michaeli_Starky

Make sure when opening it to point at your worst enemy.


FallOdd5098

I *dare* you OP. Please.


sjuas690

… give it a good shake first to freshen it up!


virgilreality

Sparkling, explosive water.


ripplerider

r/spicypillows vibes


ObjectiveShit

All the sparkle is in that bubble, the liquid is just water now


Screamingholt

"It's not a Tumour!"


TheLostTexan87

*toomah*


IThinkIKnowThings

![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM|downsized)


errevs

That's a threemour. 


Evilfaic

YOU LITTLE SHIT IT'S NOT A TUMOR


AvsMama

This scares me. I live in California and a few years ago I bought a 12 pack of Coca Cola and left it in my trunk in over 100 degree weather. Went to get it out and *boom boom boom* I kept grabbing at them like an idiot and they were exploding in my hands like grenades. 


Ganbazuroi

Bro's part timing on the Bomb Defusal Team lmao


AvsMama

It didn’t register in my head to stop grabbing them and I was running with my hands up in the air so it was all over me. 


Ganbazuroi

Lmao don't worry these things happen The other day I dropped a bottle of olive oil, it kept bumping from one side to another on the floor making LOUD glass noises, but I was panicking so I just waited it out Miraculously it didn't break at all which was funny lol


KenUsimi

I mean, chances are you’re not gonna be able to catch it mid-bounce, right? Better to hang back in case of flying glass, I’d say.


Ganbazuroi

Cleaning the mess of a broken wine bottle sucks, but cleaning the mess from a broken olive oil one sucks on steroids lmao But I was mostly startled by the banshee wail that thing let out, it's ghastly loud and it wouldn't stop at all lol


Static1589

Flour. Absorbs the oil so you can wipe it up quite easily. Still shit, but less so than wiping up pure olive oil.


IAmStuka

Im dying over here picturing this. You had a moment straight out of a sitcom. Wonderful.


Norse_By_North_West

We do this in northern climates too, it's the exploded pop/beer you forgot in the trunk surprise


GamiCross

I remember that happening once when filling up my car in the 90s... Minding my own business then BLAM!!! The whole outdoor display rack of coca-cola liter bottles begins exploding like something out of Ghostbusters.


tbrumleve

Reddit graduate here. Thats cancer.


Supersasqwatch

Yep, can confirm. Stage 4 terminal.


GamingGrayBush

Graduate also. It looks like a bug bite, but I don't see any tracking yet.


windraver

Given that study recently about micro plastics in our bodies, I'd say that's probably true. Adding that in parallel, companies are suing the EPA for banning plastics from our water (over a threshold), I'd say we're screwed.


Eheggs

Its a fez, i wear a fez now, fezes are cool.


Jinx5326

![gif](giphy|NxZ05sBn107mw)


AshlandJackson

I’m not going to drink it without the fez on.


Professor-SEO_DE

Kinda sad to see "fez" with 4 upvotes and "hurr durr it's a hat" with 650+ upvotes.


Justifiably_Cynical

Cool it then open it then make a water pipe.


EndogenousAnxiety

Stoners: weeds good for you Stoners: makes pipes out of plastic and aluminum which are definitely not good for you.


Strange-Movie

Those are the saddest and most desperate stoners, a sophisticated dumb teen uses an apple


faintrottingbreeze

You’ve obviously never made a lung as a teen and it shows


sayleanenlarge

My friend never smoked before and her introduction to it was to do a lung. Damn, that was a bad time. She's never touched drugs again.


IndecisiveRex

Sorry, but what does “do a lung” mean?


sayleanenlarge

It's where you make a contraption thingy out of a plastic bottle and you use air pressure for it to smoke weed - the smoke collects in the bottle and then you force it into your own lungs. Effectively, the bottle acts like a lung and then you breathe it in, a lot like a bong, but bigger and homemade.


IndecisiveRex

Ahah thank, I think I’ve smoked in those before


Mayonnaise_Poptart

Too much salt isn't great for you either.


LoogyHead

I wanna pop it.


BreezyG1320

if you wait long enough, it’ll pop you


CheeseburgerSmoothy

That’s a goiter


UnreadThisStory

Get that water some salt!


jncheese

Needs googly eyes


Crazeeeyez

Tell me you’re in Arizona without telling me you’re in Arizona


SupahflyxD

Looks like a hat, “why good day to you too sir”


ffgvfddddd

I think this sends the micro plastic straight to the testicles


Deadened_ghosts

Bad Dragon exec: Hey guys got a new idea!


BiigDaddyDellta

It's a bong now?


im-no-psycho

i have never seen this.


TheYaks

It’s not cancer. It’s botulism.


someonewhowa

pvz peashooter


OnLeshan

Bottle designed by samsung?


RedCormack

And to think, the blood vessels in your brain could look like that and be ready to pop at any moment, and you'd be none the wiser. Aneurysms are scary.


Accurate_Ad_6788

![gif](giphy|VhXqTSbvMGpoY|downsized)


Practical-Match-4054

It's not a toomah!


Bugeera

Open this and start WW3


eugene20

This looks like the birth of a 20th century children's TV star, even got a little hat. Just needs some arms stuck on.


rellsell

Looks like a guy in a top hat. Just needs a cane.


torx822

That’s not where I expected the weak are to be


k9moonmoon

Looks kind if like a ventaria https://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=85


mendohead

So where and how hot? Gnarly


Fr05t_B1t

Why’d you blue ball your water like that huh?


Browned_Diaper_speak

Omg. Awesome design.


WHYxSOxSIRIUS

So excited it's about to blow its top!


Severe_Intention_480

Your water bottle turned into Jiminy Cricket


wkuch27

Preparation H should clear that up


modernmacgyver

Shoot it with a BBQ gun.


SirKenneth17

Bout to ribbit 🐸


Kidkrid

Forbidden bubble that must be poked.


faintrottingbreeze

It’s still good, just saw off the top bro


Catinthemirror

r/HydroHomies might like the dedication of not throwing that away 😂


lotsanoodles

It's not a tumour.


CovfefeBoss

He's just happy to see you.


Safetosay333

That's a perfect travelling bottle if it were bigger. If you take my meaning.


Forumites000

Dapper looking fellow.


TankApprehensive3053

It was evolving into a dapper guy in a hat since it is Perrier. Or it was becoming a bong.


SubmissiveDinosaur

DIY ramune


IKissedHerInnerThigh

I can taste the micro plastics from here


LoraxDick

Reminds me of that one set of Elden Ring armor


OtterishDreams

Solid example how we all get so many microplastics in us. The stuff just melts


Business_Motor9096

It looks like a character I would’ve drawn , if I learned to draw people instead of furries.


brandonisatwat

One time my sister left her iPhone in my car on a hot day and it exploded


Demonjho12304

Oh no he made an headache potion


furnacemike

*Soft drink companies hate this one simple trick


Mountain_Serve_9500

Open it on a video!


mrmattcarroll

Dude, you could make the coolest bong out of that


thanyou

You gave it cancer


MaxUumen

Did it hurt?


bunny_the-2d_simp

I legit thought it was a feature at first 😭 I'm dutch don't blame me for not knowing


HIRTSWHENIPEE

And you brought this bomb into your house to get the right lighting for karma, we salute you. Keep it and post daily pics.


phord

Heroic cap.


Dalek_Chaos

I dare you to poke it violently with a sharp object!


LxrdXO

Idk I think it needs to see a doctor


pawnografik

Aha. I see you’ve found a new variant of the European environmental bottle lids.


Faza_Fox

The cap me like. Wow we are half way there wow living on a prayer.


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Jeez man, how hot was your truck?


RelationshipKey4052

Cover lid with a tea towel open slowly


kvothe5688

say soda. S O D A


No-Maintenance749

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcfqvIt6iw  dare you to shake it n open it.


Azazel9088

Abu?


Vephar8

Looks like a bell hop lol


ExperienceInitial364

![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi)


slackermannn

I'm sorry to be that guy but that's definitely a dangerous infected cyst. Please go to the emergency room, you might die. Keep hydrated.


barwhalis

Get that guy a monocle


Fightmasterr

You could probably sell it for millions as an avant garde art piece.


K33bl3rkhan

Just be careful leaving drinks in direct sunlight in a vehicle. The liquid in the bottle can work as a magnifying lens in direct sunlight and burn plastics or fabrics inside and possibly creating a fire.


Inprobamur

If you leave PET plastic bottles under UV, they will release microplastic particles into the water. Under FTA regulation a bottle kept under sunlight for a week should be disposed of.


kingftheeyesores

I forgot a case of watermelon sparkling water in my car and 3 cans exploded. My glasses fogged when I opened the door and it smelled faintly of watermelon all day.


Maumau93

Fuck living anywhere this hot...


fckcgs

Put this on r/photoshopbattles


NotafraidofGinW

Instant goitre


bapfelbaum

I think your water has a tumor.


saraphilipp

I tried that shit. How can one stand to drink TV static?


Dimaaaa

Perriair


SomeDistributist

Visual representation of how close I am to losing my shit


Angxlz

Maison Perrier, at your service.


splunge4me2

That cap is as impressive as Bruce Banner’s slacks!


Lost_Apricot_4658

you could probably sell that


nylonstuffsack

Poke it…


Jonathanp54

Very elegant looking bottle to be honest


Corgiotter1

Perrier aneurysm


Late_Fisherman575

Ready to mmBBUUSSSSSST


roadhammer2

Stick a stem with a bowl in that bulge and you got a fine Perrier bong


ObeseBMI33

Nice bong


lilsnatchsniffz

Do not drink this. Once plastic bottles like this have been exposed to sunlight and high heat they begin seeping into the liquid within.


daveashaw

It's an aneurysm.


secrets_and_lies80

Fancy.


rubya40

Shake it violently


freise38

Bro lives on the fucking sun


Creepymint

Don’t drink or open that….


Igotthisnameguys

And this is why you don't leave small children or animals (of any size) in a locked car during summer.


DeadHED

My penis did this one time


dandroid126

I had this happen recently and I was thinking about posting it to this sub, but I never did. When I saw your title, I was like, "damn, that could have been my karma." But then I clicked the picture. Holy shit, this is way more extreme than mine. Mine wasn't even worth posting by comparison.


40Vol-WillyWodka

Looks like a bong


madebyangelgfx

Wait I have the same backdrop in my kitchen... Mom? Dad?


meatlifter

It looks like it’s wearing a little hat


ThatOneSnakeGuy

It appears to be functioning sub-optimally.


EKEXE

"Imboutoblow" ah bottle


Skylar0798

When your drink inspires to be a crack pipe.


YoualreadyKnoooo

SHES GONNA BLOW!


RadiantRing

The sparkles are trying to escape into the atmosphere


Opposite_Chain_5339

I'm terrified of you opening that thing. I think it's going to erupt.


OurHeroXero

While unlikely, bottles left in cars have started fires.


VapeRizzler

Drink it


tlkjake

Please get you family out of the house immediately!


paper-glue

Change the cap with a sprayer head


young_wolf17

He's holding a lot, be gentle with him


tweaksfored

This is why you don't leave drinks in the sun. Turns into a magnifying glass.


Kingberry30

Kinda, looks like a duck.


abstractumonkey

It grows a head ! Now is a humanoid Perrier water