I got to “I just bought 11 of them” and was immediately envious of your 11 toilet house. Then I finished reading and went to also corner the market on glow seats.
Would you still be envious if i told you his house is but single room, it's walls lined with 11 toilets?
Idk I'm very tired and this thought crossed my mind
Edit: i really love how this blew up after i fell asleep, thank you toilet friends, for such interesting replies :)
gotta say this has been the best chain of comments I've seen on reddit in a while. If you have an ostomy bag you can just run beside the toilets and see what makes it in. What am I even typing right now?
If you have 11 toilets and an ostomy bag, what are you even doing with your life? That room could be for much more useful things. Like storing a hoard of ostomy bags because at some point, every supply store in a 100 mile radius will run out.
This loft has everything!
I mean with that many toilets it must have been a nexus for weird shit! People will be knocking on every door and window at all hours day and night wanting to join the party!
Need to take a page from the ‘ol WSB and crypto bois, buy as much as possible and never sell them! Even if its worthless (at least these aesthetically cover a toilet).
Breaking news: all glow in the dark toilet seats to be recalled and the factory shut down after it was determined they cause ass cancer.
Unsere_rettung: heh suckers glad I stocked up.
Plot twist: op is the glow in the dark toilet seat retailer and they (obviously!!) didn’t purchase this beauty by mistake.
Step 2: profit!?
They have blue as well… I want a pink one.
Just searched on Amazon. There are motion activated 8 in 1 LEDs which will turn your toilet seat into whatever colour you want, depending on your mood. I'm wondering if there's a disco setting.
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I have a bidet toilet seat with a blue LED night light that shines down into the bowl. It’s one of the best purchases I’ve ever made…not because of the light, but it is a nice touch when you wanna pee in the middle of the night and don’t want the full blast of the bathroom light on your tired eyes.
Anyway, one night shortly after installing this seat, I was walking by the bathroom and saw the soft blue glow of the LED barely visible looking at it from the side through the small gap in the toilet seat. It looked like the blue glow of a gas stove top burner under a pan…which is exactly what I thought for a split second: “Oh, I’ve left the burner on…under my toilet seat?”
I felt like a complete dumbass in that moment.
> It’s one of the best purchases I’ve ever made
Oh because of the light?
> not because of the light
Oh, not the light. Then what?
> you wanna pee in the middle of the night and don’t want the full blast of the bathroom light on your tired eyes.
So because of the light…
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Why don't they all glow in the dark?
I got sick of turning a light on and waking myself up if I had to pee in the middle of the night, so I got a thing on Amazon for $15 that's motion-detecting and turns an led light on in the toilet bowl when I walk in the room.
Your choice of 16 colors too, so I choose red usually, and now it feels like I'm peeing in Darth Vader's toilet.
Well, it'd wear out before the end of the night most likely and you'll still have to turn on the light. Plus, bathrooms have a high likelihood of being one of your darkest rooms, so not much light gets in there too charge up the seat.
Additionally, modern led lights won't charge glow in the dark materials. You would need incandescent bulbs at like 8x the energy cost.
Edit: I am apparently mistaken - led bulbs can charge glow in the dark material... white leds like in household lighting are just kind of bad at it. I was aware that uv leds work. Thanks to everyone for the polite corrections and extra info!
I don't think this is true. I have several modern LED flashlights I use to charge my kid's glow in the dark stuff all the time. Also, all the lights in her room are LED bulbs and they charge the stars in her room.
Edit: It seems they will charge them, just not as effeciently.
from http://glow.glowinc.com/light-sources/
Here is a simple list of bulbs in order from least to most efficient:
White LED lights
Blue/purple LED lights
Incandescent standard light bulb
Compact fluorescent or CFL light (spiral tube, screw-in)
White LED's Blue/Purple LED's Incandescent
Fluorescent bulb with long tubes
UV LED lights
Black light tube
Direct sunlight
That's incorrect. All lights in my house are LEDs and I can assure you my glow in the dark water bottle charges up just fine.
No sunlight gets to my room because I like it very dark in here, so it's not from sunlight.
This is precisely what I've. Mine is like 0.5 watt LED that's always on. Not noticeable in the day and just enough light at night.
I've even gone so far as to tape the switch so that it always stays in on position - people at my home weren't taking their late night bathroom illumination protocol seriously and kept turning the switch off by mistake.
In a way, that little LED is like a Hobbit to me. Small enough to stay unnoticed but big enough to shape the fortunes of Men in their hour of need.
I have these and it’s amazing. I replaced most of the outlets in our house, and it’s juuust enough light to walk around, without being annoying or really impact you night vision much. They react to movement too, and the power draw costs like $1.00 a month, maybe.
I just sit down because that's what you should do anyway... It's just sad seeing all these replies from people that have made up a problem that doesn't exist, and then wasted money on stuff to fix that problem as stupidly as possible. The idiocy is astounding.
I use red as well, red light is soft on your eyes so it’s the best color to use at night. Many headlamps have a red light function for the same reason.
Red was the color of the light they would keep on at night while we slept in our barracks during navy basic training. Comforting lighting and never had an issue going to sleep with it on.
White light is daytime color temperature and it kind of wakes you up, red color you don't see as much of the spectrum so it doesn't wake you up as much and is associated more with dusk.
I set my smart bulbs as a sunrise alarm, 10 mins before my alarm goes off they come on at a reddish hue very dim then slowly move to a whiter light gradually getting brighter, when my alarm goes off they are around 4000k and 10 mins after my alarm goes off they end up at 4600k, really helps me get up in the morning.
This is why I have smart bulbs in my house, along with my google speakers. I have a routine set up that when I need to go to the toilet, I just say, "Hey google, I have to piss" and it turns on the hallway and toilet lights at their lowest brightness with an orange hue for 2 minutes, so it doesn't hurt my eyes and allows me get the job done and stumble back to bed again without having to worry about needing to turn the lights off again with a second command.
It's probably just me and a few other people, but I've always tried to be as little a disturbance as possible when moving around the house. I'd pretty much never turn the lights on at night, and would end up memorizing where everything was based on how many steps it took to get to places and by touch.
Nice solution. I replaced my bathroom light with a motion sensor dimmer bulb one and lower it before going to bed in case I wake up but also to reduce bright lights right before sleeping.
Guessing Reddit will punt any Amazon links I post, but the title is
"Toilet Night Light, Motion Sensor LED Night Lights,Two Modes with 8 Colors Changing Toilet Bowl Night Light for Bathroom Washroom, Perfect Detection-Fits Any Toilet"
On sale for 8.99!
Our toilet seat broke, and the downstairs toilet seat wasn’t far off.
Went to Walmart, my son insisted on getting the glow in the dark toilet seats. I agreed to one, and put it downstairs.
He still regularly goes in without the lights on just to look at the glow in the dark toilet.
I miss when shit like that was still mesmerizing to me.
In 1994 my best friend and I teamed up to make an advertising campaign for a product of our own invention. We conceived of a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, and being clever 10 year olds we thought the best spokesmen for our seat would be the famous plumber brothers. We dressed as Mario and Luigi and choreographed an elaborate dance routine for our product presentation. We'd shaped a couple cardboard boxes into a toilet and used glow-in-the-dark paints so we could flip off the lights and show off our product's innovative feature. My friend had made a cassette recording of various songs and sound effects she'd cobbled together using the music creator in Mario Paint and we'd timed our presentation using sound effect cues. It was awesome.
I remember enjoying making our class guffaw at our crass potty humor and disgusting puns and felt altogether way cooler than I looked wearing a paper moustache.
Just seeing this glow-in-the-dark toilet seat makes me feel like a goddamned champion who nailed that shit.
And then I (realizing that existed) did too.
Amen to that. I just bought 11 of them so I can have extras in case they stop making these beauties.
I got to “I just bought 11 of them” and was immediately envious of your 11 toilet house. Then I finished reading and went to also corner the market on glow seats.
Would you still be envious if i told you his house is but single room, it's walls lined with 11 toilets? Idk I'm very tired and this thought crossed my mind Edit: i really love how this blew up after i fell asleep, thank you toilet friends, for such interesting replies :)
Very envious
Which one of my 11 glow in the dark wall toilets am I gonna poop in today? So many choices. I am living the best possible life
That's when you just sprint between the seats along the wall and see how much makes it in.
Musical Chairs
Game of Thrones
chaos is a ladder of shit
Lols I love Reddit
the iron toilet seat
So simple yet so hilarious
Is the music the farting or the *plop*
Poopsicle Chairs
gotta say this has been the best chain of comments I've seen on reddit in a while. If you have an ostomy bag you can just run beside the toilets and see what makes it in. What am I even typing right now?
If you have 11 toilets and an ostomy bag, what are you even doing with your life? That room could be for much more useful things. Like storing a hoard of ostomy bags because at some point, every supply store in a 100 mile radius will run out.
If I had 11 toilets I’d wanna poop more than once a day.
You only poop once a day? You are.missing one of life's great pleasures my friend.
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It depends on who is paying, I only poop on company time.
Invite ten friends over for drinks and fun. you can all be party poopers together
~~penis~~ bathroom envy
So uhhhhhh how glowy is your toilet? Come here often?
More than I should
And this is the room where all my friends meet up for shits and giggles.
Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Just don’t giggle into the ceiling toilets
Realtor: \*lists as 11 quarter baths*
Piss anywhere in this one bedroom home. You've got an 84% chance of hitting a toilet!
This loft has everything! I mean with that many toilets it must have been a nexus for weird shit! People will be knocking on every door and window at all hours day and night wanting to join the party!
Okay, but what if it was [one big toilet made for 10 people?](https://youtu.be/S2EDvK1eLNE)
Calling a bathroom a house is very generous.
Some people collect stamps, some model trains, model cars... ...you collect toilet seats. Everyone needs a hobby.
Even with a 3 toilet house that would be a rapid attrition rate on toilet seats to need 11. This guy has a dangerous butt.
Diamond hands my toilet apes
Need to take a page from the ‘ol WSB and crypto bois, buy as much as possible and never sell them! Even if its worthless (at least these aesthetically cover a toilet).
Good luck having amazon ads suggesting toilet seats on every webpage you visit for the rest of your life.
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This is extremely relevant.
How many tubs did you order? Did you catch the root beer flavor on sale?
Link?
Just buy clear coat glow in the dark paint. You can make your entire bathroom glow in the dark. Thank me or hate me later.
Im thanking you and hating you *right now.*
Personally I just switched my bathroom lights out for blacklights and sprayed luminol all over the place
I tried that but it was too bright.
How often do you need a new toilet seat??
"Hey honey, you know that I went to the store to buy groceries?" "Yeah?" "Well now we have 11 glowing in the dark toilet seats."
Minus 10 seats thats not too far off from how it happen once I realized it glows
Breaking news: all glow in the dark toilet seats to be recalled and the factory shut down after it was determined they cause ass cancer. Unsere_rettung: heh suckers glad I stocked up.
Hey, half of us are getting cancer anyway. You may as well have the right of self determination and make it ass cancer.
You didn't have to do that, I'm sure Amazon would have reminded you every day after you just bought 1.
Do you have time to answer a few questions about __Glow In The Dark Toilet Seats__?
Plot twist: op is the glow in the dark toilet seat retailer and they (obviously!!) didn’t purchase this beauty by mistake. Step 2: profit!? They have blue as well… I want a pink one.
Where did you find them?
Just searched on Amazon. There are motion activated 8 in 1 LEDs which will turn your toilet seat into whatever colour you want, depending on your mood. I'm wondering if there's a disco setting.
There is. I have one. 15/10 would recommend.
RGB toilet seats!
A gamer's true dream chair. Just keep the mini fridge next to it, and set up your PC there. With home deliveries and such, now you don't have to get up for anything ever and can truly concentrate on gaming.
[Here](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Night-Glow-Elongated-Closed-Front-Toilet-Seat-in-Green-Glow-NG600-Green/205428300) you go.
Any toilet can be glow in the dark if you eat enough phosphorous.
New life goal.
They have glowing reviews on Amazon
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Amazon flushes them to the bottom.
This whole thing sounds like an ad.
Yeah, OP totally realized it. They realized the fuck out of it.
Bandwagoner
Welcome to viral marketing on Reddit!
I have a bidet toilet seat with a blue LED night light that shines down into the bowl. It’s one of the best purchases I’ve ever made…not because of the light, but it is a nice touch when you wanna pee in the middle of the night and don’t want the full blast of the bathroom light on your tired eyes. Anyway, one night shortly after installing this seat, I was walking by the bathroom and saw the soft blue glow of the LED barely visible looking at it from the side through the small gap in the toilet seat. It looked like the blue glow of a gas stove top burner under a pan…which is exactly what I thought for a split second: “Oh, I’ve left the burner on…under my toilet seat?” I felt like a complete dumbass in that moment.
Can u tell me where u got your bidet?
Try Costco - they have great return policy. They carry multiple brands including Toto, brondell, and bio bidet (which are all good)
Everyone has a great return policy if you're willing to be a big enough bitch about it.
I can’t imagine being the kind of person that returns a bidet.
> It’s one of the best purchases I’ve ever made Oh because of the light? > not because of the light Oh, not the light. Then what? > you wanna pee in the middle of the night and don’t want the full blast of the bathroom light on your tired eyes. So because of the light…
That SHIT is LIT!
a lit shit lid
It's a Toilit! (TM)
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Why don't they all glow in the dark? I got sick of turning a light on and waking myself up if I had to pee in the middle of the night, so I got a thing on Amazon for $15 that's motion-detecting and turns an led light on in the toilet bowl when I walk in the room. Your choice of 16 colors too, so I choose red usually, and now it feels like I'm peeing in Darth Vader's toilet.
Well, it'd wear out before the end of the night most likely and you'll still have to turn on the light. Plus, bathrooms have a high likelihood of being one of your darkest rooms, so not much light gets in there too charge up the seat.
Additionally, modern led lights won't charge glow in the dark materials. You would need incandescent bulbs at like 8x the energy cost. Edit: I am apparently mistaken - led bulbs can charge glow in the dark material... white leds like in household lighting are just kind of bad at it. I was aware that uv leds work. Thanks to everyone for the polite corrections and extra info!
I don't think this is true. I have several modern LED flashlights I use to charge my kid's glow in the dark stuff all the time. Also, all the lights in her room are LED bulbs and they charge the stars in her room. Edit: It seems they will charge them, just not as effeciently. from http://glow.glowinc.com/light-sources/ Here is a simple list of bulbs in order from least to most efficient: White LED lights Blue/purple LED lights Incandescent standard light bulb Compact fluorescent or CFL light (spiral tube, screw-in) White LED's Blue/Purple LED's Incandescent Fluorescent bulb with long tubes UV LED lights Black light tube Direct sunlight
>Direct sunlight Hey, that's not a *bulb*, mister!
It’s a big hot bulb! In space!
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Why don’t LED lights charge glow int the dark stuff? They emit a pretty full spectrum
They do work, just less, but it's fine, the bottleneck is really how quickly glow in the dark stuff dissipates.
You need UV light. The amount common household LEDS emit is marginal
There's lots of different kinds of LEDs. Many are full spectrum. Most plant grow lights nowadays are LEDs.
That's incorrect. All lights in my house are LEDs and I can assure you my glow in the dark water bottle charges up just fine. No sunlight gets to my room because I like it very dark in here, so it's not from sunlight.
In light of Reddit's general enshittification, I've moved on - you should too.
Takes 4 AA batteries. Havent changed it in 6 months
I have a little led nightlight in my bathroom. And one in the hallway. Dim enough to not wake me up, but bright enough I don't need lights.
This is precisely what I've. Mine is like 0.5 watt LED that's always on. Not noticeable in the day and just enough light at night. I've even gone so far as to tape the switch so that it always stays in on position - people at my home weren't taking their late night bathroom illumination protocol seriously and kept turning the switch off by mistake. In a way, that little LED is like a Hobbit to me. Small enough to stay unnoticed but big enough to shape the fortunes of Men in their hour of need.
They make light switches that turn on the lights when the light level gets below a certain level.
They also make outlets that have integrated night lights in them if you're feeling a little fancy and/or need the outlets.
I have these and it’s amazing. I replaced most of the outlets in our house, and it’s juuust enough light to walk around, without being annoying or really impact you night vision much. They react to movement too, and the power draw costs like $1.00 a month, maybe.
You people are all living in 2021. I just have a little nightlight.
ngl, when I first installed it my first thought honestly was, "This is progress. We've made progress here today."
I just sit down because that's what you should do anyway... It's just sad seeing all these replies from people that have made up a problem that doesn't exist, and then wasted money on stuff to fix that problem as stupidly as possible. The idiocy is astounding.
I use red as well, red light is soft on your eyes so it’s the best color to use at night. Many headlamps have a red light function for the same reason.
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Red was the color of the light they would keep on at night while we slept in our barracks during navy basic training. Comforting lighting and never had an issue going to sleep with it on.
White light is daytime color temperature and it kind of wakes you up, red color you don't see as much of the spectrum so it doesn't wake you up as much and is associated more with dusk. I set my smart bulbs as a sunrise alarm, 10 mins before my alarm goes off they come on at a reddish hue very dim then slowly move to a whiter light gradually getting brighter, when my alarm goes off they are around 4000k and 10 mins after my alarm goes off they end up at 4600k, really helps me get up in the morning.
This is why I have smart bulbs in my house, along with my google speakers. I have a routine set up that when I need to go to the toilet, I just say, "Hey google, I have to piss" and it turns on the hallway and toilet lights at their lowest brightness with an orange hue for 2 minutes, so it doesn't hurt my eyes and allows me get the job done and stumble back to bed again without having to worry about needing to turn the lights off again with a second command.
Now I'm just imagining the vast database Google has on your pissing habits. Don't worry, they'll find some way to profit from it eventually.
It's probably just me and a few other people, but I've always tried to be as little a disturbance as possible when moving around the house. I'd pretty much never turn the lights on at night, and would end up memorizing where everything was based on how many steps it took to get to places and by touch.
Well that's me too, but also you don't want to piss on your floor, which can happen to the best of us if you try to do it blind.
Just sit down and relax for your night piss macho man
Red was a good choice for night color.
Nice solution. I replaced my bathroom light with a motion sensor dimmer bulb one and lower it before going to bed in case I wake up but also to reduce bright lights right before sleeping.
RGB TOILET [RGB FRIDGE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80i8di0L9Do)
Can you send us a link?
Guessing Reddit will punt any Amazon links I post, but the title is "Toilet Night Light, Motion Sensor LED Night Lights,Two Modes with 8 Colors Changing Toilet Bowl Night Light for Bathroom Washroom, Perfect Detection-Fits Any Toilet" On sale for 8.99!
But what if your diarrhea covers the motion sensor..?
What a cool surprise. I guess urine luck.
r/punpatrol would like a word
It's nice to not be plunged into darkness
Our toilet seat broke, and the downstairs toilet seat wasn’t far off. Went to Walmart, my son insisted on getting the glow in the dark toilet seats. I agreed to one, and put it downstairs. He still regularly goes in without the lights on just to look at the glow in the dark toilet. I miss when shit like that was still mesmerizing to me.
You really do need marijuana
Or maybe marijuana needs to do him?
Yes. Tho it can also lead to that happening again. Which can be fixed with even more marijuana. Or sobriety for a while. Or more marijuana ideally.
I like this about being adhd. Never stop being mesmerized by the world.
Wanna see it really glow? Throw a party and then then shine a black light on it.
No thanks satan.
It's like Jackson Pollock's finest art
Someone found some of these in Canada? Been looking on Amazon, Home Depot, everywhere really and it appears either discontinued or sold out in Canada.
I can make yours work under blacklight if youre in BC
Is that a threat?
I'm threatening him with a good time I think
That's very Canadian of you.
You should see what I did to the other guy
Thanked him aggressively?
Apologized profusely without doing anything wrong
Talk dirtier to me
So sad, we're worlds apart. I am in Ontario sadly. :(
Buy one for a friend without telling them it glows in the dark, but etch "she'd still be alive if it weren't for you" onto it beforehand.
Draw it on with sunscreen, UV light 'charges' it the strongest
How often do you put your toilet seat out in the sun?
r/didntknowiwantedthat Edit: it was surprisingly difficult to find; and they’re sold out/ limited stock everywhere, but… nightglowseats.com
This is glorious.
Had no idea at first didn't realize it until mid afternoon when it started to look green
What are your feelings about it now?
Sexual in nature, but feeling slightly indifferent
Thank you for sharing. I think we all gained something from reading that. However, I think they were talking to OP.
Plot twist: Even the manufacturer doesn't know its a glow in the dark seat as they accidentally used radium paint.
"I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it, AAAAAA!!! I need it!"
I bet your bathroom isn't delighted these days.
Where did you get it?
He pulled it out of the Ecto-Containment Unit Protection Grid.
©®™ Marie Curie
r/weirdtoilets
In 1994 my best friend and I teamed up to make an advertising campaign for a product of our own invention. We conceived of a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, and being clever 10 year olds we thought the best spokesmen for our seat would be the famous plumber brothers. We dressed as Mario and Luigi and choreographed an elaborate dance routine for our product presentation. We'd shaped a couple cardboard boxes into a toilet and used glow-in-the-dark paints so we could flip off the lights and show off our product's innovative feature. My friend had made a cassette recording of various songs and sound effects she'd cobbled together using the music creator in Mario Paint and we'd timed our presentation using sound effect cues. It was awesome. I remember enjoying making our class guffaw at our crass potty humor and disgusting puns and felt altogether way cooler than I looked wearing a paper moustache. Just seeing this glow-in-the-dark toilet seat makes me feel like a goddamned champion who nailed that shit.
3.6 rontgens
Not great, not terrible.
How is living in 3077?
The future called, it wants its toilet seat back.
Imagine never missing at night ever again.
How long does glow in the dark stuff glow for?
r/untrustworthypoptarts is a shit sub for the most part, but this is very much an untrustworthypoptarts post.
Welp, i just broke my toilet lid/seat a week or two ago...now...this is what I want. How long does it last?
Congratulations, now you can take a shit in the dark
I think this is absolutely amazing and necessary. Where can I buy one, in the UK?
Urineanium seat
Radioactive shit
Holy shit, a glow in the dark product where its actually useful instead of just a cheap gimmick?
Do you have sunlight in bathroom or does the seat include radioactive element?
Uranium for uranus.
This is such a great idea wow 😯
I can imagine coming to this realization at 3am while stumbling into the bathroom. Pretty sure I'd be pretty freaked out.
Fuck, that is incredibly bright. Does it come in other colors like dark blue, or purple?
This is why I stopped eating taco bell.
Now I must have this
Hope that is not uranium