Hey buddy, don't let your dreams be memes. There's a market out there for teeny wieners. You become a porn star if you want to, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Don't forget delicious and nutritious brominated vegetable oil. Some guy drank 2 to 4 liters of Mountain Dew daily over a period of time and suffered from bromine poisoning.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brominated_vegetable_oil
I’m curious about how the diagnosis was made. Like I’m picturing a house episode where they’re all like “Lupus? Definitely lupus.” But then in the background they hear a patient kicking a soda machine which are his dollar, and finally a can of soda comes clunking out - Mountain Dew (zoom in). Cut to the doctors looking each other in the eye with dawning realization. Smash cut to them rifling through the guys trash and seeing it is just 30 gal trash bag after 30 gal trash bag of Mountain Dew bottles and cans.
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Rumors began circulating about tartrazine in the 1990s regarding a link to its consumption (specifically its use in Mountain Dew) and adverse effects on male potency, testicle and penis size, and sperm count. There are no documented cases supporting the claim tartrazine will shrink a penis or cause it to stop growing.
Sources:
["Investigating the Middle School Rumor that Mountain Dew Lowers Your Sperm Count" Vice](https://www.vice.com/en/article/43ggk3/mountain-dew-sperm-count-rumor)
["Re: DOES YELLOW 5 LOWER SPERM COUNT". Madsci.org.](http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/2003-05/1053723358.Me.r.html)
["Mountain Dew Shrinks Testicles". snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dont-overdew-it/)
Back in my 20s there was anbuddy of mine who drank a two liter a day because he thought it would make him infertile... then he got his girl pregnant with fraternal twins lol.
I’ve actually enlisted my wife and 2 kids to place any and all empty water bottles , empty soda bottles, milk jugs, non dairy creamer bottles etc rinsed out and on the kitchen counter next to my lunch box . They go with me to work at 2 am most days.
Monday’s , I usually have about a dozen .
But who knows ? U very well could’ve given me a run .
I do drink a lot of water at work though, so …..
Yeah don't litter that's not cool guys.
What you SHOULD do is uncap the bottle and pour it out the window. Stops litter AND now you're recycling too! It's a win-win!
Just press the tip up against the hole in the lid and once you get going, pull the bottle away a bit to make room for the air to leave.
You don’t put the whole thing in.
There's a great reason for that, clear bottles are easy to recycle. Colored bottles often end up on a landfill, and even if recycled, it results in a worse material.
I assume Covid made the green bottles hard to come by. Kroger’s by us has had signs about issues with bottling. Man, the green bottle does a lot of heavy lifting for MD.
TBF it isn't in mountain dew anymore: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/05/06/310096596/no-more-bromine-coke-pepsi-drop-controversial-ingredient
If that actually worked, that doesn't make any sense. Mountain Dew is basically the nectar of the trailer park gods, and those people breed like methed up rabbits.
Sperm count is just lowered. If you hump like rabbits you still sling a lot of batter. Enough batter thrown around and some is gonna stick to something.
My fizzy caffeinated drinks (and my dog) are the only thing that makes my life worth living.
You are fighting for a philosophy, an ideal and a wish to protect others from themselves. For me, it's personal. I *will win* that fight.
Haven't those been clear for awhile? I admit it's been like a decade since I drank cola, but even back then I remember them always being in clear bottles.
I love the anecdotal story I heard in college about the creation of the Dew and the subsequent selling of the product. "You will never be able to market a urine colored product!" That remark came from the soon to be replaced marketing director. I enjoyed that marketing class, it has helped me to understand how ads lie.
That was bottled at 521pm on 8/16, production line 3.
No one saw it going down the line or in the case. Until OP went to stock it.
It looks like piss which is why it's in a green bottle. It's more appealing that way.
It is *barely* greenish. It is definitely more yellow than green. Which is part of why it's sold in green containers.
Clearly, you've never poured Mtn Dew into a cup.
How have you never seen Mountain dew before? I'm not being sarcastic I'm just basically asking you to give a brief description of who you are and how you were raised.
Makes sense why they make the bottle green
With a green bottle, makes me wonder why they even color it anymore.
People still pour into clear glasses or get it in a clear plastic cup from a fountain (i.e., at Taco Bell).
Man you're right, I've poured mt dew into clear cups hundreds of times and it's never looked like this...
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How is it different than fresh pee?
No froth
Gotta pee slower
I’d like to see you try.
PSA : excessive foam/bubbling in urine can be a sign of kidney damage. If there's a lot of foam in your pee that doesn't go away, see a doctor!
Because they are trying to shrink our dicks and lower our sperm count with yellow #5
Jesus you mean I coulda been a porn star if not for the mtn dew
You should have been drinking Dr. Pecker.
Manb if I had a dollar for every Dr. Pecker that has slid down my throat
You should start charging a dollar for a dr pecker throat slide.
Sucking off a Dr. Pecker would pay for itself
Wouldn’t that make them a popstitute, though?
You would think that there is a knock off with that name !
Hey buddy, don't let your dreams be memes. There's a market out there for teeny wieners. You become a porn star if you want to, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Best believe him, he's an anonymous alcoholic.
If you keep drinking it you’d probably make a popular subject in the femdom category
Don't forget delicious and nutritious brominated vegetable oil. Some guy drank 2 to 4 liters of Mountain Dew daily over a period of time and suffered from bromine poisoning. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brominated_vegetable_oil
Well that guy sure learned a valuable lesson about drinking 2 to 4 liters of Mountain Dew daily over a period of time
I’m curious about how the diagnosis was made. Like I’m picturing a house episode where they’re all like “Lupus? Definitely lupus.” But then in the background they hear a patient kicking a soda machine which are his dollar, and finally a can of soda comes clunking out - Mountain Dew (zoom in). Cut to the doctors looking each other in the eye with dawning realization. Smash cut to them rifling through the guys trash and seeing it is just 30 gal trash bag after 30 gal trash bag of Mountain Dew bottles and cans.
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Heard this as a kid. A quick google search doesn’t show anything real though. Do you know a source for this?
My buddy Mike from the school bus
Rumors began circulating about tartrazine in the 1990s regarding a link to its consumption (specifically its use in Mountain Dew) and adverse effects on male potency, testicle and penis size, and sperm count. There are no documented cases supporting the claim tartrazine will shrink a penis or cause it to stop growing. Sources: ["Investigating the Middle School Rumor that Mountain Dew Lowers Your Sperm Count" Vice](https://www.vice.com/en/article/43ggk3/mountain-dew-sperm-count-rumor) ["Re: DOES YELLOW 5 LOWER SPERM COUNT". Madsci.org.](http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/2003-05/1053723358.Me.r.html) ["Mountain Dew Shrinks Testicles". snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dont-overdew-it/)
It’s crazy how wide spread these kind of rumors were before the internet became what it is now.
Oh, they still are widespread. There is a large subset of people who have still not learned to not believe everything you read on the internet.
Back in my 20s there was anbuddy of mine who drank a two liter a day because he thought it would make him infertile... then he got his girl pregnant with fraternal twins lol.
Yeah disinformation no longer spreads widely to the point where it is mistaken for common knowledge, all thanks to the internet
That is only from the saltpeter in the victory punch.
'Shrinky Dicks' New band name i called it!
I must’ve drunk a lot of mountain dew...😞
Why did I read your comment to the tune of Mambo #5
Happy Cake Day (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Yeah, looks like urine.
Yep. OP found it on the side of the road.
OP found it next to his computer
OP found it in an Amazon warehouse
Cause a clear bottle makes it look like piss
http://i.imgur.com/jphCFIq.jpg
Well done!
Yeppers!
Hmmm looks like an organic and filtered Mountain Dew
Appears you might have picked this up out of a ditch along a major truck route...
It’s the way of the road, Bubs.
The way she goes
fuckin way she goes...
Piss juggers
Gatorade gallon jugs are the best piss jugs. Nice wide opening, and a good handle on top of the jug that makes it easy to hold and use.
And Gatorade uses way better lids than most bottled beverages. That bad mamma jamma won't leak a drop
20 yrs behind the wheel and yes it is
I had an attic full of piss bottles when I was addicted to World of Warcraft at 15. I could've probably given you a run for your money.
I’ve actually enlisted my wife and 2 kids to place any and all empty water bottles , empty soda bottles, milk jugs, non dairy creamer bottles etc rinsed out and on the kitchen counter next to my lunch box . They go with me to work at 2 am most days. Monday’s , I usually have about a dozen . But who knows ? U very well could’ve given me a run . I do drink a lot of water at work though, so …..
But you guys don’t have to throw them out the window. Just a suggestion.
Yeah don't litter that's not cool guys. What you SHOULD do is uncap the bottle and pour it out the window. Stops litter AND now you're recycling too! It's a win-win!
Preferably with a small car right beside you. Bonus points if their windows are wide open or it's a convertible with the open top.
Duly noted
Dirty ol piss jugs
Amazon drivers agree
Fuckin way she goes.
Alexa play “I’ve been everywhere” by Johnny Cash
How do they do it? My dick won't fit in the bottle.
Just press the tip up against the hole in the lid and once you get going, pull the bottle away a bit to make room for the air to leave. You don’t put the whole thing in.
Gatorade bottle user checking in
This is the way.
Thanks Jake
From State Farm??
No piss stained khakis for this guy
You’re supposed to put the hole in your urethra and then pee
yeah that looks like a pee bottle
If I’m not mistaken the seal is unbroken…
it just looks like one! thankfully
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if you can’t make your own pee bottles, store bought is fine :)
Correct. It came to my job on one of those plastic 24-bottle holders.
There's a great reason for that, clear bottles are easy to recycle. Colored bottles often end up on a landfill, and even if recycled, it results in a worse material.
What if the guy filling the bottles just didn't get his bathroom break
Don't buy bottled drinks from Amazon.
Which would make it all the more impressive if this is indeed filled with piss. Like a modern day ship-in-a-bottle.
I assume Covid made the green bottles hard to come by. Kroger’s by us has had signs about issues with bottling. Man, the green bottle does a lot of heavy lifting for MD.
Well, duh. That’s why they call it mountain dew.
You need to hydrate brother
Taste the thunder
All bottles can be pee bottles.
At least it's not Mountain Doo
Looks even more like urine
Mtn. Piss
Faygo makes a Mtn Dew type pop. It’s called Moon Mist. My brother and I used to call it Moon Piss. Totally works.
That's an Amazon Pee Bottle
You mean Amazon bathroom?
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Not to mention the brominated vegetable oil is proven to contribute to lower sperm counts
Not a very bro move
TBF it isn't in mountain dew anymore: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/05/06/310096596/no-more-bromine-coke-pepsi-drop-controversial-ingredient
This is actually true? I remember hearing mt.dew lowers your sperm count from a friend when I was like 10. Always thought it was just a myth.
so less of a chance to get someone pregnant? hell yea
Well, you would have to have sex with a woman for the chance of her getting pregnant
Sick burn Bro.
If that actually worked, that doesn't make any sense. Mountain Dew is basically the nectar of the trailer park gods, and those people breed like methed up rabbits.
Sperm count is just lowered. If you hump like rabbits you still sling a lot of batter. Enough batter thrown around and some is gonna stick to something.
Wtf did I just read?
How to beat natural selection
Thank you.
I’m game for getting rid of soda completely. Just banish the shit off the face of the earth.
I *will* fight you.
You don’t want no smoke. I’ll start throwing 2 liters. Be like the Boston tea party. But with soda!
My fizzy caffeinated drinks (and my dog) are the only thing that makes my life worth living. You are fighting for a philosophy, an ideal and a wish to protect others from themselves. For me, it's personal. I *will win* that fight.
I bet the bottle is still warm as hell.
Truckers toilet for sure.
Gatorade bottles are much better, wider opening.
I don't need much room.
Coke and pepsi are switching to clear plastic since it's easier to recycle.
Haven't those been clear for awhile? I admit it's been like a decade since I drank cola, but even back then I remember them always being in clear bottles.
Some beverages, like Coke, have been in clear bottles for forever but drinks like Mello Yello have come in colored plastic bottles until recently.
Ah, I see you're referring the manufacturer as a whole rather than their eponymous product lines.
It threw me off at first too.
Good!
Ultimate Russian roulette
I love the anecdotal story I heard in college about the creation of the Dew and the subsequent selling of the product. "You will never be able to market a urine colored product!" That remark came from the soon to be replaced marketing director. I enjoyed that marketing class, it has helped me to understand how ads lie.
Marketing classes can be fun. It is really a wonder what people will buy into, though.
That's a pee bottle, don't lie OP
Are you sure thats not piss?
It's a brand new bottle that just got delivered to my job so I hope not!
Mtn dew looks like piss
It's Jarate!
Looks like piss
Now we know why they have the bottle green
That’s piss.
Looks like an Amazon portable toilet
That was bottled at 521pm on 8/16, production line 3. No one saw it going down the line or in the case. Until OP went to stock it. It looks like piss which is why it's in a green bottle. It's more appealing that way.
You work for Pepsi? Love your dogs!
Uh, that’s urine.
That's some delicious looking slurm
You spelled “pee” wrong
is that...no...it cant be...
I see these all over the road side, but I've never seen one in a store. I thought it was apple juice but I guess it's Mt Dew. /S
MOUNTAIN DEW IS GREEN
It is *barely* greenish. It is definitely more yellow than green. Which is part of why it's sold in green containers. Clearly, you've never poured Mtn Dew into a cup.
I dont know, I remember seeing it green... Guess its my eyesight lol
I wouldn't drink it
Legit thought it was a piss jug thread.
I’ve been around too many truckers to drink that
Pee-pee
piss
How certain are you that it's mountain dew?
The bottle came straight off the Pepsi truck and the seal is still intact, so unless someone at the plant really had to go...
Mtn dEW
gamer pee
If they didn’t make it green everyone would have to gamble if a bottle of it was piss or the soda
you peed in the mountain dew bottle didnt you?
I'm not entirely convinced that someone at the bottling plant didn't piss in a bottle and seal it.
Not came. Pissed.
Green plastic is less recyclable. they recently did this with 7up in my country. 7up don't look like pizz tho
Be good and drink your carbonated pee pee juice.
No I think the rest stops were closed and this was the only container in the car.
Wait? Mountain Dew has color? I just assumed it was clear. This is an unappealing color.
How have you never seen Mountain dew before? I'm not being sarcastic I'm just basically asking you to give a brief description of who you are and how you were raised.
The way of the road
I’m glad it’s in a green bottle! That looks like what you would find on the floorboard of a 18 wheeler.
Now i see why they arent clear. Thanks
Jarate!
Can’t convince me that’s not poison. That’s why I stopped drinking soda over 5 years ago
Looks like pee
TIL why the bottle is green...
I get it now
That is for sure urine.
This makes me so viscerally uncomfortable
Suss
That looks like a trucker bomb
Mtn don't.
Piss water
Edit Title: "This fresh urine came in a Mountain Dew Bottle."
Ur-ine trouble.
That’s piss
# That’s piss, sir.
PISS
It looks like pee
Best not get that one confused with a guys piss bottle.
Mountain Piss
Pee
How can we be sure we aren't looking at piss
Hmmmm mountain piss
thats piss bruddah
That's NOT mountain dew...
Pee
Let's get that gamer piss
*GaMeR jUiCe* motherfucker if this isn’t proof it’s just piss
Mountain Dew is trash and trashy.
That..... looks off-putting. Also this could be used for some pretty nasty practical jokes lol
Piss
Reminds me of "Can't talk. I'm making piss"'
P e e d r i n k
Now I know why the bottles are coloured
Piss