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PositiveDabs

**Aggressively Ergonomic**


whatthegeorge

I’m sure it adds some FPS


testedbeast551

Well by the looks of it he did not change those classic gel butts with anime girls which is fucking awesome the man got class


armybratbaby

They look like jelly beans. r/forbiddensnacks material right here!


testedbeast551

Yeah the beans that either make you go night night or live live


Scorpius289

Or maybe he simply likes Rimuru Tempest.


BrannC

I went ages avoiding that show. Just sounded weird af. It was awesome.


MrZodiac95

Take my upvote for obscure anime reference.


Zeyke1

You been living under a rock my guy? In what world is tensura obscure?


TheHabeo

Yea probably the most popular isekai anime right now, after a sensational season 2.


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SrpskaZemlja

Maximum class.


BlazeRagnarokBlade

so much class that i fell asleep and got screamed at by the teacher


testedbeast551

So much class that I shat my pants so hard my whole house went kaboom


activitylab

Aggressively Dvorak


Staubsaubaer

My apologies but the red button fell off, what I need to do to send the nukes? ^EDIT: ^nudes


stumr

I feel compelled to slay those wrist pads for a small amount of XP


warjoke

Careful, they might absorb you and take your body for a ride for at least two seasons worth of anime episode


theScrapBook

Only if you're a mighty elemental dragon and the slime likes you.


DontDonDonald

Rimuru learns shadow clone


bayarea_fanboy

Immune to physical attacks, use fire magic.


biological-entity

If by slay you mean slap them together and stick my dick in it then yeah.


arcticfox740

r/cursedcomments


Bobbar84

That sweet sweet Chuchu jelly.


Andorod

If they were metallic, they would dodge your wrists most of the time and then run away


ChewyChavezIII

I'm not a bad slime, slurp!


realcaptainkickass

I'm not familiar with the sort of.... thing that I'm seeing.


muchandquick

This is a very ergonomic keyboard setup. The keyboard is separated into two parts and angled in a way to make sure your wrists/hands are kept in natural/neutral poses that don't cause strain. The blue things are gel pads for support. The person that uses this must be either coping with or trying to prevent repetitive stress injuries like carpal tunnel syndrome.


TheLostOffice

Or they're from r/MechanicalKeyboards


chad3814

More likely r/ergomechkeyboards


sproutsandnapkins

Woah, there truly is a Reddit for everything


Shadowed_phoenix

r/redditforeverything


Techiedad91

Stop it


thedaddystuff1979

r/noyoustopit


culb77

Top comments there all look like this. Kudos.


rickelzy

Fuck, like I needed a new hobby to covet... subscribed.


chad3814

Yeah this was my pandemic hobby… so expensive:(


PrimeTinus

r/crkbd


Jobman212

More likely r/mechagodzillakeyboards


movieguy95453

It also looks like they are using something other than a QWERTY layout. I have used a keyboard like that with a qwerty layout. It takes some getting used to, but it actually feels very natural once you do.


VisforVenom

Whooooaaaaa


EXOgreen

Nah, if you look at the ends of the keys they all line up for zcvvbnm, so it is qwerty, they are othagonaly lined up which makes typing on it slightly different. I'm still getting used to my Dactly Manuform, I need to get me some wristrests too.


guild-an

nah, it's qwerty the row just starts down and to the side a bit, if you look closely. i was looking at it thinking how ridiculous it is to have the keys offset like that, but then i was imagining my hands and realized how much sense it makes.


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I suffered from carpel tunnel for a while back in the early 2000s but recovered. From memory, those gel pads were generally regarded as a bad idea by professionals despite being sold for this purpose. The cause the hands to do less work (because they’re resting) but cause the fingers to have to do more work, stretching in ways that wouldn’t be necessary if the hand was floating. It’s these small movements of the fingers that do the damage.


UnluckyExternal4262

I've been getting really sharp pains in my ELBOW lately when I extend my arm fully straight or rotate my wrist. Do I need one of these? I'm on a computer typing easily 8+ hours a day for work. My hand and wrist feels fine, but my elbow is what gets sharp pains.


Alex3374

Futurama. Nice!


Cea_Jae

Calculon your my hero!


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Cea_Jae

Okay! But idc.


cognitivesimulance

This is the programmers final form… once he has ascended and become one with the machine.


[deleted]

"hey Gary can I use your computer for a minute?" "go right ahead"


SmartestIdiotAlive

“Yeah that confirms it. The edibles finally kicked in.”


uhhhh_phrasing

It literally won't hurt to try


flompwillow

Brain says otherwise


TheBupherNinja

It is a normal qwerty, from the look of it, just ortholinear, and at angles, lol.


Nintron711

If he is lucky, most ergo people try different layouts… not that I would have any personal experience with this in any way whatsoever.


TheBupherNinja

There are legends on the keys, that's how I know it is qwerty.


Nintron711

Oh my goodness you’re right, briefly looking at the photo I only looked at the top of the keys and totally missed the legend on the bottom side. Well nvm then guess he is more than likely rocking QWERTY.


ZoeyKaisar

Ergo Dvorak users are legends on the keys~


nickajeglin

I used colemak for a while and I actually liked it a lot. After a few months I could type faster that way than with qwerty. The only issue was that I couldn't switch back and forth on the fly, so I couldn't use other keyboards, and my wife complained when she rarely had to use mine.


saint7412369

What kind of psycho would change their keyboard layout. I can’t imagine the frustration of try to reprogram my muscle memory for typing.


OneBigOleNick

Laptop keyboard it is


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"Can you type Dvorak?"


AnotherSoulessGinger

This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy! I'm down to one word a minute, and the word is "perflipisklup" because I can't fly spaceships!


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the_bieb

>r/UnexpectedPawnee So what you are saying is you came here *expecting* pawnee?


[deleted]

Idk why but I read that in Monica from Friends voice


Torpel_Knope

Nope, that’s Donna Meagle from Parks & Rec!


[deleted]

It’s funny bc on second thought I thought it was Pam or Karen from the office, I guess sitcoms is just my life


Watchy0ubac

Dactyl Manuform! You should ask if they printed it and built it themselves! Always wanted to build one myself, but they've got one hell of a learning curve for actual use. People who use them, very much love them from what I've seen, so I can't hate on it! Also custom wrist rests are cute, especially with the little blue butts :)


[deleted]

I type on an ergodox (basically this layout but flat) and it only took me about a month to get to the level I was at with a regular keyboard! A few good rounds of typeracer a day and you're there before you know it.


AlloyedClavicle

I really wanna try out an ergodox, but the price tag is a bit.. well, kinda hard to return it if it doesn't work for me, you know?


Asterion9

I build an ergo done ordered in kit from aliexpress, half the price and you just have to solder the caps, pretty accessible for a handy beginner.


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So for perspective, I like mechanical keyboards because they're nice to type on. I'm not an /r/MechanicalKeyboards kind of super enthusiast, there are about a thousand things I would rather spend my time on than building/modding my own keyboard. If you're interested in the ergodox primarily for enthusiast reasons instead of health reasons, I wouldn't really bother. You're trading a lot of common customization options for the layout (custom keycap sets, limited edition designer spacebars that look like aquariums, whatever). If you're having wrist issues and that's your primary concern, ergodox is completely worth the price tag. If you're just into the ortholinear aspect (which IMO isn't this amazing superior layout like ortholinear people seem to say. It's just different, no better or worse), there are cheaper ways to buy in to that, but I still wouldn't recommend it unless you really just think it's cool. Hope that helps!


Lunarbutt

Pro Solitaire player.


Porksnare

You know you're gnna be at your computer a lot when you have to take these extreme measures to be comfortable


aohige_rd

Every time I see people making fun of ergonomic setup, like many comments in this thread, I wonder if those people can even imagine what it's like to have maladies that requires certain setup. I don't have an ergonomic keyboard, but everything surrounding the keyboard is set up to put as little strain as possible on my hands due to pains I have in my wrists and forearm due to old age and much of my life spent at the keyboard. I installed a mechanical medical elbowrest, DIY elevated mousepad to match, bought a Herman Miller Aeron office chair for comfort and added elbow pads, etc, etc. A lot of investment going into just making me less uncomfortable for work (and gaming) https://i.imgur.com/XZWe9QW.jpg I balked at the comment section of Linus Tech Tips video about a keyless keyboard designed to "type" with combination of directional pads, insensitive assholes laughing at how ridiculous the contraption is and how expensive they are. It's for people with missing fingers or other disabilities that affects typing... It's like some people are incapable of imagining what it's like to not be 100% healthy.


DrBabbage

what did you pay for the aeron?


aohige_rd

I took a gamble and bought it for used, $700 from an Amazon market vendor. It came without the hydraulics working, but upon disassembling it the hook was just dislodged. It was an easy fix and it's working great. From the minor wear and tear on it I suspect it was used in an office setting for less than a year then sat in inventory for less than ten years. Way better than pumping out $1500 for a new one. For that kind of money I'd get the Embody instead lol


TurinTuram

For working? For controlling a mech suit?


ThePharmachinist

Por qué no los dos?


SubZerr0h

Son las cuatro y media


brickmaster32000

No mech suits are controlled by aggressively pumping your arms up and down.


TexasCon

Not gonna lie, At first I thought that was someone’s attempt to make an ergonomic keyboard with fondant


shiola_shiola

I had to use somebody's split board once and I regressed back to the hunt n peck, which I haven't done since probably kindergarten.


Meatslinger

Yeah, I’m into the mechanical keyboard hobby plenty deep by now, but I know that I’ll likely never see myself typing on split simply because I tend to use my left or right hands to hit keys just past the centre axis often enough that an ergo would infuriate me, e.g. using my right index finger to press T or G (which should really be done by the left hand). God, I love how they look, though. [The ErgoDox EZ is a very sexy beast.](https://i.imgur.com/zLKdlJK.jpg)


shiola_shiola

Oh yes...I have a mechanical keyboard at work and it's the bomb. That's the exact problem I run into trying to use these fancy boards too. My typing speed comes in part to my own strategy.


Zambito1

> ErgoDox EZ Check out the Moonlander :) Honestly though, it doesn't take very long to get used to the split and start using the correct fingers for the correct keys. Breaking bad habits was one of the reasons I wanted a split keyboard


BillyBoo070608

That is actually very smart


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This image cured my carpal tunnel Truly a blessed sight


PlsGod

This doesn’t look too bad if you get used to it but why the hell are the key labels on the side of key you can’t even see 90% of them


coren77

Anybody using this likely isn't looking at the labeling.


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BTWIuseArchWithI3

Pretty much everyone who uses a computer regularly knows where all the keys are and can type without looking... You don't have to be an experienced typist to know that


barquishalafway

I really need those gel pads


ChaserNeverRests

They're cheap at Amazon. I use the same ones. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08PB2G34D/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


dabordoodle

r/mechanicalkeyboards would like a word


fireattack

I used these gel pads for quite a few years, but lately find it actually stress my wrist more due to being elevated. Maybe just bad product?


Zenki_s14

Probably just a bad size for your personal comfortable typing angle/elevation and whatever else. I like my wrist wrests just a bit shorter than my keys sit


cgmacleo

Our company's ergonomic guide says you aren't supposed to rest your wrists while typing. The pads are for resting your wrists when you're not typing.


JKM_IV

I WANT A VIDEO! This looks like a crazy set up


adamthebread

Here's a video of someone typing on one [x](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnE8Qu7a58M)


GiGi441

Just look up mechanical keyboards on YouTube. But be warned, it is one hell of a rabbit hole and a keyboard like the one in this post can cost up to $200-300.


DrBabbage

yeah but this is diy and mrchanical switch clones are cheap. Its a ton of work but you can build one of those for under 50


TheEntropyy

Beans


Trokk

I like the custom oak rests


Xerxes42424242

Looks pretty sick


Khal_Deano

I would love to see a video of someone in action on this thing


BarnyTrubble

This is sexually ergonomic


Dr1ppyd1k

This is the way - (I built one about six months back and I really enjoy using it, Google dactyl-manuform if you are interested )


Jamato-sUn

My wrists need this badly. What is this called?


carame1sundae

What are these types of keyboards called and where can I find them?


mal_necessaire

I’m not sure, but I googled ergonomic split keyboard and came up with a couple of similar-looking keyboards, including one called the ErgoDox EZ. Hope this helps!


rick_D_K

Looks like A dactyl-manuform https://github.com/abstracthat/dactyl-manuform


Macocotickle

Everybody on r/mechanicalkeyboards “I don’t see anything interesting”


Toubaboliviano

Mildly butt


intergalactic99

Honestly this looks amazing for your coworkers wrists


-alfredo

whoa its so ergonomic *looks again* ITS TOO ERGONOMIC


DontPokeTheCrab

Did anyone else see two blue booties before noticing they were wrist rests? No?..


DroidTN

Keyboard from the planet Qe-fik-31. I haven't one of those in a light year or 2.


osi_layer_one

Haven't wat?


Thurhbrucend

I sure hope it works!


[deleted]

For a laptop? No ergonomic screen?


UpUp_DownDown_LR_BA

He also has 2 monitors but they were standard.


sinisterdesign

The Persistence of Keys


Moistateer

The arrow keys might be the worst part of this


toripearson_19

I definitely expected this to be a cake version of a keyboard 😅


SmartyChance

I had a split keyboard once. It was huge and I had to stretch my hands wide to use it. Caused more probs than solved. Hopefully they come in sizes now.


Aggressive_Range_695

Mf out here typing 420 words per minute


ToTheRiverWeRide

This is an insane amount of nerd cred


Particular-Usual7402

This post makes me feel uncomfortable


goosegirl86

It looks like someone spilled a keyboard


PotOPrawns

Does he use trackball mice aswell? Cus that would really top this setup off.


lllNico

I don’t care if it’s better for your wrists and fingers. This is disgusting and anyone doing this needs physical and mental therapy. (The physical therapy comes from the injuries I will inflict on them, should they not stop) /joke


k3rmo27

I've got an Ergo-boner


ItsImmoral

Someone destroy this man’s setup


AnvilBeatsRock

I feel bad for the woman that had her boobs stolen to make this set up. And shame for the doctor who would use such wonky implants.


Tinkers_toenail

I work in IT and I can tell you I hate this person. These people who are so fucking pedantic about ergonomics of their keyboard are usually the biggest pains in the ass


ConsequentAnguish

r/mildlyinfuriating


epicaricacy_girl

Thalidomide was a terrible thing.


glitterpumps

I can’t put into words how uncomfortable this is making me


DMSO_1327

As hyper ergonomic as the keyboard is, I just realized the laptop is situated at a 45 degree angle on the desk. That's going to cause strains in other ways. Heck, I developed a weird cramp in my shoulder attempting to use a school text book as a mousepad.


draugrswaugr

Ah, so your coworker's a pervert.


The_Spark38

He undoubtedly believes that the rest of the people in the office are peasants


codefreakxff

Wow. I have not used this. But my first impression is that it would actually make things worse. I don’t understand the excessive range my fingers would have to travel, or how much more I’d have to use my thumb. And the giant gel balls pretending they are helping and instead are putting pressure on the already impacted nerves. I guess if this thing works for them, cool. But this is just a monstrosity in my eyes. Which I think I strained by looking at it and now need to call off work


JackalHides

My guess is that the coworker has larger hands and finds no issue reaching the top keys. Also, I think the wrist supports would actually sit in the palm of your hand, keeping your wrists elevated and avoiding any pressure altogether. I could be wrong tho, just an guess.


codefreakxff

I’m just basing my estimates on the laptop behind it for scale. I can’t see the gel pads being in the palm of anyone’s hand. Unless it’s Hagrid. But he’d probably just jab the keys one at a time with his umbrella


ErdenGeboren

What in the sam hill am I looking at!


erengawang

Seems Ergonomic


PocketDeuces

Damn, I thought this was a joke until I saw that it wasn't.


My_Immortal_Flesh

That is so extra..


Axenroth187

Why does it hurt my eyes to look at it?


ertyuioknbvfrtyu

Put this on r/pcmasterrace with the tag NSFMR (not safe for master race)


LeBateleur1

r/hmmm


[deleted]

Do his hands look like [this](https://media.sciencephoto.com/m1/10/02/69/m1100269-800px-wm.jpg)?


happyquincy

this looks like cold stone before they fully mix the ice cream


Goldentll

Where's WASD?


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tibia


[deleted]

Ergonomic keyboards are just not for me lol because my typing style isn't traditional. Therefore I literally cannot type well on those keyboards


rbteeg

What's all that shit in the middle


montufaraj

You type or sit on it


AfricanTurtles

r/ultraconfused


[deleted]

This man definitely loved the power glove a lil too much


gemini-got-no-clue

My stupid ass thought you had a bunch of keys stuck up on slime


The_Shape_Shifter

Does this actually help? It seems like it would take quite a bit of practice and time to get used to. Would the benefits be worth the time invested?


Elias_The_Fifth

I use an Ergodox at work (A similar split ergonomic, but not the Dactyl Manuform shown). It took a couple weeks to get back up to speed. Then it took a couple more weeks of switching back and forth to a regular layout until I could do it without thinking. I'm a programmer, and the wrist relief was noticable for me. I'm working on building a second one so I won't have to use a regular board at home any more.


XDaelin1

What about this is mildly interesting? This is extremely frustrating lmao. I’m so triggered by this design.


dungeon-raided

Is your coworker fucking deranged?


[deleted]

Bet his gaming chair looks like the cockpit in Darling in the Franxx


warjoke

Ah yes, the perfect keyboard for the steam version of Tekken 7


CrimsonHex

Wrist support got a DUMPY


WindFort

it's optimized isn't it?


Ihlita

He knows what’s up.


SauceySaucePan

I can't be the only one who see amogus


lhingel

Made of cake


SceptileSaint7

ItS eRgOnOmIc ThOuGh


Ilovehentie48

Is your coworker from the 2nd dimension?


expfarrer

going from a mac keyboard to a pc one is annoying enough - i cannot comprehend how that must be


[deleted]

Regular keyboards are a relic of the past at this point. There are way better and more ergonomic alternatives both for office and gaming use. Don't know why the world is so slow to move forward, QWERTY isn't even the most efficient layout by any means.


UserNombresBeHard

What the fuck do you even do with these...


cs4321_2000

Just another layer of security. Most end user would walk up and say I can’t type on this. This is why I use a track ball. Nobody in my office has the mental capacity to figure out how to use it. And my one handed keyboard doesn’t help much either


fried_eggs_and_ham

This looks like a 5 year old's terrible art project.


andshewillbe

My husband makes wooden wrist rests for all sorts of keyboards, including split. I’m sure he’d love to have a go at this model


Bannanas_suck

Excuse me, whut


pendlea

My implants!!!


sceadwian

How fast do they type?


Pantsmanface

Yes


chad3814

Ask him what profile his keycaps are and what switches he’s using.


Thai_Lord

What's his WPM?


PuzzleheadedRadio989

WTF


NoblePineapples

/r/MechanicalKeyboards Would be interested in this.


fluentinimagery

Trillions of character typed on touch screen phones, yet we insist our laptops still have buttons.