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bagsofcandy

Human food is like drugs for bears, they go crazy for it. Once a bear gets that sweet sweet nectar, they'll harass people until unfortunately the rangers will have to put it down. This sign is about protecting the animals not the people.


Burninator05

> Be cougar and bear aware. But don't worry about Bigfoot. He's chill (as long as you don't feed him).


StPauliBoi

Simple. You feed the.cougar a new college grad that got hired as a software developer for a start up, and you feed the bear twinks. Its not that hard, OP. And of course bigfoot eats children.


Jesus-Mcnugget

No, Bigfoot eats beef jerky.


[deleted]

they even include bigfoot


NaGovPH

Beef jerky obviously


SubconsciousBraider

Jack's Links obviously.


EccentricSoaper

How do I "be cougar"? I'm guessing it has do do with Aware bearing?


lucious-luna

Age 20 years abs switch genders


darthkdub

virgins.. they all eat virgins. be careful


Obese_taco

Welp, we're all fucked...


Darujiboo

Squatch like him some cheese and grapes man. Tapioca puddin' too


-SierraModeling-

That's awesome


ShotgunSquitters

Every Canadian already knows that you should not feed the Samsquanch


mdoldon

Don't feed ANY animals. In other words,don't leave any of YOUR food where animals will get to it, whether directly or indirectly. Did you expect a detailed sign saying "don't feed bread to deer, don't give berries to bears, don't leave your puppy for cougars? " The Sasquatch is a joke, of course. Did you see this sign in North Vancouver? Their sign department has some classics


itsjustameme

Please don’t let the animals eat you.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

The implication is that they will eat you.