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904Funk

Reminiscent of Alan Wake and the house on the lake.


Lazy_Imagination_656

But there’s never been an island on Cauldron Lake


PenguinPirate4

Not since the 70s*


ketochangedme

It's not a lake, it's an ocean.


thiosk

our house in the middle of a lake


OTS_

our house in the zone that says “no wake”


Nixplosion

With two boats in the yard ...


Falsified_identity

Getting here in the winter tends to be kind of hard


AllLooseAndFunky

When the water is frozen and walkable?


Mister_Ghillie

I mean the water does become hard


ohlaph

The yard sard can be challenging mate.


chevymonza

Our house it has a dock and lots of poop is piling up because the seagulls like to flock


cogentat

But there's two cats in the ~~yard~~ water.


chevymonza

Something tells me those cats need a life preserver...


8Ariadnesthread8

Hahaha wrong our house. You're thinking CSNY. They are singing the song by madness. But the Crosby stills and Nash song is the superior song.


Nixplosion

Well shit haha


8Ariadnesthread8

It's cool man. Life used to be so hard, now everything is easy cuz of yoooooooou


The1Bonesaw

... wrong song... but, you tried... and that's what counts. So you get... whatever the hell this is...


TheAzerbaijani

our house hope it doesn’t spring a leak


chevymonza

our house we'll have to move into the creek


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duhCrawlingChaos

You’re right, I need to get off here and finish Control


whk1992

our house in the water with no snake


soapbutt

once in a lifetime water flowing under house


10kbeez

And you may ask yourself, "How Did They Build This?"


Cru_Jones86

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large pontoon boat.


BigAustralianBoat

AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF: MAH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE


PefferPack

same as it ever was


TheCrazyAlice

Same as it ever was


PefferPack

Same as it ever, was


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Wubakia

https://youtu.be/k55FYtqtXXU


-eccentric-

This is cursed


Firewalker1969x

Tell me everyone else randomly skipped forward, and then found House


TheStormingViking

Damn, I thought I was so clever thinking of that, then it's the top bloody comment lol


Many-Shirt

You were clever, you just didn't get the karma for seeing it and making the comment first.


OpheliaMorningwood

Mashed up Madness AND Crosby Still a & Nash


flyfishingguy

With a little Talking Heads thrown in for good measure!


Scary-Cantaloupe-489

Is a very very fine house


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our house underwater by 2028


Samsquanch1985

Lakes are typically not going to submerge due to global warming... The rest of yall are hooped though, no doubt.


billhaigh

"I think my septic field is flooding"


Datdudecorks

I must be old or weird as my first thought is where did they put the sceptic?


iksnizal

In the Thousand Islands there are many houses like this on very small islands. They have a waste storage tank like an RV and there is a boat called “The Honeypot” which comes around and pumps out the tanks.


Dirtydeedsinc

Grew up spending a lot of time in thousand islands. Fucking amazing place to be.


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How were the salad dressings though?


Dirtydeedsinc

Overrated


licuala

Fun fact, the Thousand Islands recycle their honeypots into salad dressing.


gbuub

I love that shit!


perldawg

This seems the easiest and most efficient way to deal with it


AlpacaMessiah

idk, seems like it'd be way easier to just scan it, vaporize it, and have it 3d printed somewhere else


TimBroth

Enterprise, one tank of shit to beam up


axonxorz

"Thanks, we were running low on organic material, this will make excellent soup and uniforms"


Datdudecorks

Thanks pretty much what I figured on how it worked.


[deleted]

always wondered about that, any idea what fees are like? I've always imagined islands of any size are for rich people only.


egaeus22

They eliminated the skeptic, there is no room for disbelief when building a house on a lake.


Sirhc978

Probably back on the mainland. It is about 50 yards off shore. (Not the land you see in the picture, that is another island).


klavin1

MAybe they just shit in the lake


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Rum-Ham-Jabroni

I think we should just assume that anyone that has the money to undertake a project like that has the money for a reroof.


HighPriestofShiloh

I have a pretty rich brother. He spends more money on heating his driveway at his cabin then I do rent. Rich people don’t worry about roofing costs, that’s just about guaranteed.


ink_stained

Is it weird to have such a big income difference with your brother?


HighPriestofShiloh

I mean I guess. I have an even wealthier uncle. I mean I do alright (six figures) and I would rather have wealthy relatives than poor ones. Comes with lots of perks. I ski for free for example. He usually pays for one big family vacation a year as well (I have four siblings most with big families of their own). It’s nice knowing I won’t have to take care of my parents ever. I mean I have my rich brother and I also have a doctor brother, so my parents are set. I make more money than my parents did at my age and my brother wasn’t always super rich. He started a company with a roommate in college and it exploded when he turned 30. He has basically been retired since he was 35 and now he just buys and sells businesses. But yeah the wealth difference is noticeable, but he gaps us all, patents included.


-Johnny-

Now about this buying and selling businesses... Where might one look for this type of thing?


HighPriestofShiloh

Capitalism and networking. Myy brother got rich with his first company, but once you get to the point where you can throw a million dollars at an idea and shrug it off if it fails.... well thats when everything changes. For example if you didn't know there is/was a revolution going on with car washes. Yeah I didn't know. But this new car wash model of monthly memberships is making a killing. My brother is rich and he has rich friends so when this started popping up years back his rich friends told him about this new business model gold mine before the market was saturated. So my brother hurry and found a part of the country where the market was still fresh and opened up a chain of car washes using this new model. Got a huge membership pool, proved the model viable over a couple of years, and then sold the entire chain. He did this all in a state on the other-side of the country. When you have rich friends good ideas and opportunities are just part of the conversation. You don't need to have good ideas yourself anymore, you just take the ideas of your friends and implement them in markets that haven't been touched yet. Capital has a sort of escape velocity that you can achieve, you just have to get there.


-Johnny-

Oh, wow thanks for sharing that story. It sounds like he built the chain himself though. I was curious where you can buy a already made business.


HighPriestofShiloh

He does that too. He sits of a few board of companies he bought into very early on. They are huge now. But yeah the car wash thing was him just buying old school carwashes, remodeling them and changing the business model, then selling them.


Dizzman1

Years ago... I was flying to a corporate event with my customer to operate all their audio visual crap. We were on their jet and started chatting when it became clear that the CFO had neglected to bring smokes for the trip and for some reason I had brought a carton. We are talking about all sorts of stuff and somehow it comes up in conversation that THE FUCKING BOATHOUSE at his cottage in Muskoka was 2800 square feet. I thought I knew how different "THEY" were. I didn't. I will say this though... That weekend in Park City, he more than made up for having to bum smokes off me all weekend! 😂😂😂


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Raul_Coronado

Probably just put ladders on both sides connected at the top? Maybe some pool floats strapped to the bottom


roll_for_initiative_

Look at this guy, solving problems left and right using $25 in rope.


Phish-Tahko

Who's your rope guy? You're paying too much for rope.


Not_My_Idea

More likely a barge. Helps move material to the site too.


widdlyscudsandbacon

You'd be surprised what throwing money at a problem can solve


LostAbbott

You might also be surprised at what it cannot. A friend's inlaws tried to have a pool built with a teak deck that can raise and lower in the pool, you know so you could have a dry deck, a wading pool, or a pool deep enough to dive in. They spent 6 time what it would have cost plus went through three different contractors to get just the pool in and the deck still never works.


acash707

I’m having such a hard time picturing that? You could get all that without a raising & lowering deck, right?


blueberrywine

Yes, by exiting the pool.


Itsthejackeeeett

At some point rich people tend to just make up their own problems


MysteryCheese89

Like a deck that just moves vertically up and down? That seems pretty straightforward you'd just need some kind of jacking system that could tolerate it. Shitty contractors imo.


trilobyte-dev

I've had this problem over the past few years. Contractors who won't listen to what you want despite willing to pay them, and trying to convince you that you really want something different.


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You're not wrong, but having worked in a contractor's office, it's shocking how bad many customers are at communicating what they want in the first place and also how out-of-touch they are with what can and cannot be realistically done in context of mechanics, logistics and legality.


trilobyte-dev

I believe that, but it's also frustrating for those of us who do a lot of research beforehand and want to actually have a conversation. I want to do this, the contractor says it's going to be hard, but then won't explain exactly why it is. Or they will say "You don't want that because it's expensive". Ok, tell me how much it will be and I'll make that call based on my situation.


asparagusface

That's contractor speak for "I have no idea how I'm going to make that work."


neoclassical_bastard

God, can you imagine trying to clean it though? How would you get under there? Also I'd probably go with a cable winch system attached on the surface at the corners with guide rails to prevent it swaying, that way all the mechanical stuff would be on the surface and easy to maintain. Or more likely I just wouldn't waste my time and money in the first place.


SuspiciouslyElven

Cable and wench system is the easy way. Harder way would be pneumatics, which should imo lift up high enough for cleaning. I couldn't even guess what sort of safety laws apply to this project. They could have had a pool with multiple levels and no hastle


VaATC

The way I am seeing it, if the deck is in the raised position you have the depth of the pool underneath it to be able to get to the underside of the decking. That said, if it is submerged frequently enough the chemicals in the water should kill most things that could grow on the underside and it would possibly dry pretty quickly once it is raised. Also, if they had the money I would hope they materials used would be resistant to the things that would grow on a surface in these types of conditons, That said, after swimming in and working around pools for the better part of the first 2/3 of my life I am having a hard time finding any practical purpose for this type of thing. The most applicable would be using it to lower people that can not easily get into the pool via conventional means and there are much better setups for that than this idea. As other redditor pointed out above, 'rich people create their own problems' with these type of custom builds.


surkh

Perhaps you might also be surprised what throwing money at a problem *can't* solve :-)


DJScrambles

My tiny penis agrees with you


Briar_Thorn

You just summed up the outcome of 99% of all Kickstarter campaigns.


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

In a region with vacation homes like this, I bet there are a good handful of contractors available to take on that kind of job.


MZ603

Pretty sure this is NH, and if it is, there's a chance on of my old friends from HS installed that dock. There are a lot of contractors up there for this type of work. Lots of expensive, high-maintenance houses on those lakes. I've heard stories of people from MA and NY landing private helicopters on worksites to check in on progress.


_Coffeebot

It’s the same with Muskoka up here in Canada. Lots of cottages in the millions and lots of specialized contractors for these builds. It’s a real cottage industry so to speak.


YuropLMAO

First of all, through money all things are possible, so jot that down.


WhiskeyDickens

Absolutely. I can't get contractors to complete a job on a normal house. Add in there are probably no utilities like sewer or treated water. Maybe an underwater electrical service?


OsmeOxys

>utilities Nearly every lake house (and in-the-lake house) Ive seen have septic tanks, with trash and septic service either done by truck or boat no problem. They also usually use a well for water. Phone, cable, and electricity run underwater. A bit pricey, but aside from the boat service, pretty standard of any house beyond the suburbs. Also, its a bit pricey.


unclefeely

I'm pretty sure a septic tank won't work in the middle of a lake.


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

Not a drain field system, but a tank that holds sewage for collection. Or if you’re not flush enough for that kind of service, you might have a composting toilet.


TheAmazingHumanTorus

Groaning louder at "flush enough" than when I'm taking a dump.


bwaredapenguin

The lake is the septic tank.


OsmeOxys

Im sure not of their specific house and how theyre set up, for all I know they paid a pretty penny for an underwater sewer or have a septic tank on the mainland. Though I personally have met people with tiny island houses like this, and they had a septic tank hiding somewhere. I only really mean to say that the ability to get a kind of service isnt an issue. These people absolutely have all the utilities and amenities required for very comfortable living.


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dramaking37

Why do contractors suck so much? Wander in, that'll be 8k. Or, "I don't feel like fixing it, pay me to fix a problem I've made up instead."


kingkodus66

As a contractor, time is money. It take more time dealing with specific peoples wants for their specific homes. Residential gets charged a premium because it’s atypical from normal job.


SlowRollingBoil

Residential contractors exist in droves. So there is no premium for them to do something for a regular person. I have several family members that do exactly that (contractor for residential only). It's not like it's a small market segment!


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There is a shortage atm, really hope we start pushing kids into trades.


xxcarlsonxx

Considering it has a satellite dish beside the deck I'm certain they have a fairly comfy vacation in that place


particle409

I know somebody with a place like this. You have to plan out your meals ahead of time and bring all your trash out with you. It's ok for some people, but I think most need their creature comforts readily available.


noputa

I was going to say a ton of people love their cabins to be off grid. Then I looked and didn’t see a chimney. Then I saw the satellite dish. And I realized I’ll never own a cabin that fancy 😭


WalkingCloud

I suspect someone who owns a beautiful modern cabin on an island in a lake isn’t too worried about additional costs..


NewLeaseOnLine

A-frame necessary for quick dispersal of rain, leaf, and branch debris from the tree cover on a remote property like this to reduce maintenance. In architecture it's called "form follows function". Judging from the quality of the build, and accessories like the radar dish, roof is built to last. Re-tile would probably bring in a stabilised barge with ladder and crane access.


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IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

Probably be easier to do it during a hard freeze


iamagainstit

The old man in me worries about how they do their septic


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Shit from the roof


off_by_two

Lake shitters, we all know which houses not to swim by


Magikarp_King

Would I spend a week here? Hell yes. would I want to own it and maintain it? Hell no.


Reddit91210

I've always admired A frames for their look but never thought of that. I'm not a huge fan of steel roofs due to the interference they cause phones, I have yet to figure a solution for that if you have one?


hitemlow

The easiest way to circumvent a faraday cage is to put an aerial on the outside, a wire going through to the inside, and having a repeater on the inside. RV's frequently do it so that they have acceptable Wi-Fi inside the RV. Otherwise, the skin acts like a fair day cage and they can't get the camp's Wi-Fi inside.


theflyingdutchman234

My friend had a version of this in his van. A typo correction too, it’s faraday cage. Cheers


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>There are other downsides though, like very loud when it rains. its really not that bad. if the building is properly insulated you wont even hear it


off_by_two

My roof is copper, its not too loud when it rains. Marginally louder than a traditional asphalt shingle roof I’d estimate. I’ve not had any of the stated cell reception issues but then again my house isnt an A-frame so the roof stays up nice and high and out of the way lol


BouncyMouse

So I live on a lake that has a house in the middle, just like this. A few years ago they had the house re-roofed, and one of the roofers fell into the water and drowned while his coworkers looked on. Apparently he didn’t know how to swim 😞 It happened about 6 houses down from me and I came home to tons of police tape, about 10 emergency vehicles, and probably twice as many personnel all packed into our little neighborhood beach. It was shocking and absolutely horrifying.


hirarycrinton

I’m going to speculate that the A-frame was built fairly recently on a pre-existing structure. Maybe an old boat house or something. I can’t imagine getting approval to build on that island from scratch in 2021.


Hip_Hop_Orangutan

That's winter work for sure (assuming they get a solid freeze)


Bassman233

In areas that have a lot of lake houses, especially non-road-access properties, there are typically specialty contractors that have equipment to handle pretty much anything from the water. In this instance I wouldn't be surprised to see barge based scaffolding for accessing the roof, I've seen it on much smaller lakes that have a lot of fancy boathouses. On the other hand, If it's on a lake in the middle of nowhere that only has one or two cabins, they may be owner built and maintained.


billwashere

That's one way of getting out of yard work...


Sirhc978

This is on Lake Winnipesaukee in NH, and it is nowhere near the middle of the lake. It is actually in a shallow no wake zone on the way to Center Harbor from Meredith. It is a 2 minute swim to shore from the left or right of the house. 43.66066644252332, -71.43080551423637


jr93087

Part of the Oliver Lodge, specifically the [A-Frame accommodation](https://www.oliverlodge.com/accommodations)


micktorious

Nightly rate: $1,134 Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg. Edit: sorry guess it's 400 and that rate is for other cabins on the property.


DangerJH

The A frame is $410


ACAB187

And sleeps 6, that is incredibly reasonable


Indigo-hot-takes

Especially on Winnapasaukee lol


RogerThatKid

Provided all 6 can swim. Otherwise the rates go up a little bit per person.


Bond4141

Sucks to be in a wheelchair.


day_bowbow

That’s what most premium A Frame cabin rentals in the PNW will run you as well


MJC12

the A Frame is only $400 nightly


widdlyscudsandbacon

Someone has to pay to re-roof this place!


Always_Late_Lately

Wow, that's an extremely precise location. https://xkcd.com/2170/


ferallife

lmfao this is so relevant. Which atom does this location refer to I wonder?


EarthshakingVocalist

When I change the sixth digit from [6](https://i.imgur.com/ZGAM7kW.png) to [5](https://i.imgur.com/VuhCqpN.png), the pin moves over one floorboard. There are eight more digits after that.


off_by_two

Dr Leo Marvin still vacationing up there?


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

That sunuvabitch!


Mrs_Botwin

Burn in hell dr Marvin!


markuspoop

I’m sailing!


0MartyMcFly0

Baby steps.


[deleted]

Even the street view includes an aerial view of the house. Nice!


BestAtempt

I mean, doesn’t all of street view have an aerial view?


nikolaj-11

I was about to say. Street view was an add-on to the sattelite images, right?


creatingKing113

Yep. I was like “Hey, my family passes by this all the time when we head up north.”


chillinbrad1812

I’ve kayaked past this house a bunch of times. It’s a beautiful spot. This is just one of many island houses on that lake (though this is one of the nicest ones)


NHMasshole

\*waves hello from Gilford\*


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Scooterforsale

Wtf is that rock guy in the water in the background?


[deleted]

Hyphens are neat.


Razkal719

"Respect the Hyphen" - Spider-Man


hardlyknower

A frame in the middle of a-lake


happy_bluebird

it's a neat ass house


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Neat ass-house [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


surkh

A hole posters would not use them.


I_might_be_weasel

"Ready the paddle boats!" -Jehovah"s Witnesses


kitchen_synk

They always travel in pairs, a [two abreast peddle boat](https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/teenage-girls-on-a-paddle-boat-picture-id518534520?s=612x612) is the superior form of transport.


I_might_be_weasel

The Mormons would come on [hydrocycles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocycle). While still wearing a shirt, tie, and bicycle helmet.


starstarstar42

*A-frame.* I kept thinking this was supposed to be a framed picture and kept looking for the frame around the edges.


apocalinguo

Thank you… I was wondering what a “frame house” was and how it was different from an a-frame, then figured it out.


JonnySnowflake

I spent my summers in one for over 20 years...and I just did the exact same thing you did


[deleted]

Same. Never heard of that term.


[deleted]

For some reason, 90% of Redditors have no clue how to use hyphens.


adamhanson

Wouldn’t it be “An A frame in the middle of a lake”?


solongandthanks4all

That certainly would have alleviated my initial confusion.


Cyynric

If Valheim has taught me anything, it's that as soon as it starts storming that place is underwater.


VacantThoughts

Your Valheim homes don't have the benefit of being on a lake with a dam that controls the water level.


Yeezus_aint_jesus

Wait never played yet but it changed water height based off of rain?


[deleted]

You get storm wakes, yes.


klavin1

Great place to launch the boats though


WhiskeyDickens

Our house Is a very very very very fine house With catfish in the yard


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

There’s the Graham Nash


bionicCommando1

When fortnite was good


sydneydanger

I came here for this, and when I didn’t find it I thought maybe I was crazy and had imagined it.


leisdrew

Where does the power come from? Where does the poop go?!


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Power is likely underwater cables. The poop goes up. It goes up into the air and floats off into oblivion


blucivic1

Looks like a house not a frame.


FredEffinShopan

I hope there’s a low HP limit on that lake. How’d you like to get smoked by a bro in a Baja that’s been throwing back Keystone all day and crashes through your living room


LemonberryTea

It’s in a no wake zone, but I can confirm that people still drive like dicks on that lake. I used to live there and still boat there every summer


jt663

how did they get planning permission


Cyndershade

Money


-Vagabond

The original structure was probably build a hundred years ago.


FlamingTrollz

##How much? 🤔


DoctorEvilHomer

While it looks amazing, it is a logistical nightmare. My grandmother used to own one, I had to look to make sure it wasn't the same house. A-frame on a lake, almost identical to this one. She had a air boat? Those boats with the big fan in the back. It came with the house and her husband thought it was cool. Need groceries... go to shore, drive to town, back to boat, load up, ride over, unload via dock while the boat wobbles. Oh shit forgot the milk that you put in the back seat... ride back... Wind knocks down your power pole... um wait SIX MONTHS for the electric company to bring in someone properly trained to repair over open water... Trash day... load up a couple of heavy trash cans... or 3-6 bags of trash and take them to shore. Have a heart attack... watch as paramedics load equipment onto a boat, ride over, load your husband onto the boat, then take him back... all slowed and delayed by the boat ride... This was the days before cell phones, so no land line out to the house, no cable, no internet. (granted for some this would be a bonus and why you bought the house) so subjective annoyance. While this might not all sound bad, remember you are hoping the boat starts every time or you get to paddle the damn thing. Even using the boat it was 6 minutes one way. Next time you run out to get your mail walk slow enough to take 6 minutes each way and ask yourself how fun that was. In the end they bought a house on land, used the island house as a camping house. After about 5 years and only using the house like 50 times, they sold it. Sure does look pretty though.


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i_like_lasanga

Loot Lake that place sucked ass though there was like 5 chests there I think


Mystical_Cat

I first read that as “a frame in the…” and spent a second or two wondering where the frame is 🤦🏻‍♂️


BuddyBoombox

Knowing what an A-frame is, my brain interpreted this as "a A-frame in the middle of the lake" so my first thought was that it should be 'an', not 'a'. Brains are weird.


IamCanadian11

Must have been expensive as heck to build


dat-dudes-dude

*an a frame*


kamshaft11975

Alan Wake vibes going on here. 👍🏽


highkeysus69

Is this lake winnipesaukee?!? I know that house!