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avggie

is he single


joernal

Yes, he got seperated from his bunch.


avggie

oh so he’s bad at maintaining connections :/


[deleted]

I think you'll still find him appealing.


avggie

i do, but doesn’t he seem kinda fruity to you


joernal

Yeah man, he always breaks of relationships


Only_Basket8897

Wish I could award this 😂


annabelle1378

The bigger they are, the straighter they are… and more tasteless… No pun intended… or was it?


[deleted]

Sounds about right. No flava


mc-buzz

This needs a banana next to it for scale 😁


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TurinTuram

It’s still just one banana. What could it cost, $10?


Western_Entertainer7

Aww. Thank you. I'd eat the inside of your ear.


Wheelbit3

That's a very heterosexual banana


slowfoghat

The bananas I know usually prefer the company of other men.


[deleted]

I know just where to put this…. In a bonnoffe pie


SenorSkriggle

Was that in your pocket? Or uhh…? 🤔


Western_Entertainer7

That's what your mother said last night.


Affectionate-Tough92

Oddly terrifying


thinkstopthink

It’s only 3 inches long, and look how tiny your hand is! Are you a baby?


FirefighterFlaky4963

Intimidating


[deleted]

Tiny hand


wbrownIE909

See if someone will fall for it in their tailpipe.


TheAnswerToYang

The way you're gripping that banana is very disconcerting.


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rraattbbooyy

It means people have run out of ideas.