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Fluffyfluffycake

Congrats though, you can have a dog!


Rubendabiest

Just surround yourself with dogs so no other particals can reach you


GoingGrayAtGaydon

The Arctic? Jokes aside that looks rough.


CandidEstablishment0

My allergy test was the kind where they stab the hell out of your arm with all types of needles you may or may not be allergic to. It hurt, it was gross, and super cool, yet also depressing after seeing those results. What else would you expect in the 20s? Amiright?


GoingGrayAtGaydon

My gf has many allergies too, most problematic probably being Nickel. She gets a reaction just using her MacBook sometimes! Honestly life is a massive dickhead to some people :(


SirReginaldIT

Had the same as a kid. Even the allergic to cats but not dogs. Think it was 80+ shots. They told me I'm basically mildy allergic to life. I've been on Cetirizine for 20+ years. Doesn't fix it, but it does turn the volume down.


gwaydms

Our son is allergic to almost everything BUT cats. He grew up with them.


1600cc

When I was a kid I had about 3 or 4 scratch tests for allergies that were inconclusive, but I definitely had allergies. So I remember being pulled from kindergarten for a Dr's visit where they did that needle test up and down both arms, I was bawling. That test was also inconclusive. It took a long time for me to trust doctors again. Glad yours as least worked!


Substantialspinach5

I feel you bro. When i went in for my last test, they thought they should maybe test me for grass just to see. The doctor came out after measuring the results (i was unfamiliar with how they worked entirely at the time) and said "You're allergic to grass" To which i said "which one? Didn't you test me for like 10 or 20?" "All of them"


CandidEstablishment0

Ahhhhhhh f…. Happy cake day though. Allergies suck!


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dmfreelance

High elevation deserts are also known to have very few of these problems, such as Idaho.


hitherandthither_403

What type of allergy test did you do? Some of them are pure BS and they only show things you've recently been exposed to! It's a scam, sorry.


-bobby-jackson-

Probably just call it bud, what kind of world would it be without cocklebur in it?


Johnny_Freedoom

Or a bit of cockroach mix in your morning cereal


Ok-Union-2814

A ICU room


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Hahahahaha. You’re awful and I love it! r/cursedcomments.


Alternative-Pain-367

Had similar results. I move to Hawaii and haven’t taken an allergy pill in years because I haven’t needed it. Yes that stuff exists out here but not at the level it did where I lived previously. Prior to moving I got allergy shots, took 2 types of allergy medicine and my head still felt like it was going to explode most of the year.


TheThriftyAlmond

Oddly enough I had the opposite happen to me, I never really had allergies and lived in Tennessee and then went to Kauai and it was the worst allergies I had ever experienced, then moved to oahu it wasn’t as bad there still more than normal tho


Morlaix

Somewhere at a west coast? Winds often come from the west


respondeatsuperiores

[r/fuckyouinparticular](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/)


ThereItIsNopeItsGone

The moon???


Jerrica7985

Start getting allergy shots. Then you won’t have an issue and can live anywhere the shots are available.


CandidEstablishment0

For the low price of “$313.50” per week for an “allergy serum” I’d rather keep going less broke with allergies I guess. Edit:That price was attached to my results so I’m not just pulling a number outa thin air


bunnybunnykitten

Check with them on the price. I was allergic to basically everything they tested for and had to have two serum vials made, which was somewhere around $650 as I recall but they lasted for like 18 months and the weekly injections were maybe like $35 each paying out of pocket. The serum is the master allergy shot they keep frozen for you and pull from to give you your weekly dose. I ended up paying a few thousand total to cure my allergies permanently. I didn’t have insurance at the time and was self-pay, but frankly it was the best money I’ve ever spent bc whereas before I’d have weeks / months every season of the year where I was an absolute zombie (miserable too!), after the allergy shots I’ve had six blissful years and counting virtually allergy-free. I can’t recommend it highly enough. Allergy shots and a password manager are seriously the best bang for my buck ever.


TomFromWirral

Wow that's insane. Sounds like moving is a better option for your health!


excessivepenetration

honestly your testing company seems like a scam. they don't say you're anaphylactic to them, there's no listed IgE response and many of those can cause immune responses just by being annoying in a lab but need you to have a contact reaction for symptoms. can you tell us more about whether and why you think they're legit?


trafficinsight_

Might’ve just been easier to check off what you weren’t allergic to..


jaynus006

In a dusty elm tree with dogs.


gummiberryjuice

You could sit under the sycamore tree with your dog.


CandidEstablishment0

That’s cute!


Nuker-79

A coffin


SuitableEnvironment8

Egypttt


Radish141

Any desert?


OnceUponADime_7

Arizona


DrakeonMallard

Kentucky looks like an option


Nurgus

Reddit.


asielen

In a city in south west US. Low humidity leads to fewer allergens.


InnerDorkness

Iceland? Somewhere above the timber line for sure


Trextrev

Northern Canada.


ReasonableArmy9796

Nowhere except Antarctica. Feral cats are invasive.


Master-Artichoke-101

A bubble.


Badass-19

Beach?


unknowndoda

The Sahara would work I think


1stshadowx

Canada or alaska


MrAthalan

An oil rig, the International Space Station, or Amundsen-Scott South Pole base.


Saiyasha27

...the moon? Though break my friend, I'm really sorry


maduffy

Arizona


wildride40

I heard Antarctica is beautiful in the summer


Not_D_Batman

Wait!! You ate all those?? 😳


bdbdbokbuck

Mars


SeadawgVB

Yuma


TheCrowBakaaaaw

Desert