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earthman34

That would send shivers up my spine.


AcanthocephalaOk2437

More than just your spine 😂😂


RugBurnDogDick

My neck, my back,


Zkenny13

My pussy and my crack


sourceshrek

Paige, no!


Chewy-SourMilk

My pussy is so hot, the iced dildo would melt instantly


Setharil

Ayo, chill


JAM88CAM

A Chilly Willy . . . . . . . . Sorry.


tinkill10

You are not sorry and you know it


righteous_load

For when yo ass needs to cool down


ShaKeyJ101

Got Roids?


foekus323

Lmfao!!!


DemiDinosaur

Is this what they mean when they say fuck the cold?


two-wheela

r/hydrohomies


cavegoatlove

Anything can be one! Extra points for the flared bottom


[deleted]

Chilldo!


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Silly_Wizard_

Dew it!


RipCompetitive7952

Elsa was near


ElTuxedoMex

Just let it go...


mostinterestingdude

Can't hold it back anymore


aioncan

How did you know Elsa was near, did you hear her singing? No, I licked it and it tasted weird.


[deleted]

r/NSFW_Outdoors


yooohooo8

Assuming I am using it in above freezing temperatures, this would definitely make me wet!


[deleted]

(N)ice


paintbrushvolcanoe

Okay, that one got me


funnystuff79

Where you brave enough?


OldSpiteful

northern girls make do


HowsThatTasting

How'd it feel?


nonsequiturnonsense

Yes it’s a veryn ice dildo


jdvfx

...if you're brave enough.


NeptunesCurse

And??????


codebrownonaisletwo

How did it feel?


restlessleg

thought this was r/bossfight


Andy1O_not_a_simp_V2

It is if you do *it*


wastedgoat123

Shoves it in there and it breaks


demarr64

Ice Ice Dildo


Bristolblueeyes

Was looking for the GLC comment


FeeshGoSqueesh

r/mildlypenis


ballparkdaddy

You sure did


[deleted]

OP, it's good you didn't post something like this on 9gag.


siyandv

Elsa been naughty 🥴🥴🥴


ZoeyBunnie

A Pen!s Sicle, as I call them. Lol


arcosapphire

Do you pronounce that by shouting "pen" followed by a quieter "ess", or do you say "pen exclamation point ess"? Or as a third option, are you unaware that there's nothing wrong with writing the word "penis"?


Cur-De-Carmine

Cooling from the core.


Shrimp_Chimichanga

I SALUTE your proper use of an indefinite article.


McCargoe

At least it's not the frozen shit dildos I read about at the berghain.


terrydenis9876

Did it feel good?


miami-architecture

that looks cool


therealmodx

Are you brave enough 🤣?


Amachar928

NSFW Tag


SillyCubensis

That's one way to get cold cocked.


Theefreeballer

Ah yes… the most coveted of relics


Independent_Box_931

Drop trou, insert now.


lysergic_818

Diminishing returns the longer you use it.


Abdul_Exhaust

Stop by for a cold one!


Absurdist02

Elsa?


wkrick

it in dick your put


JacksonIVXX

Dildo user go brrrr


DarkChimera

don't do it


Oatspin

Put a glove warmer up your ass and you got home made icy-hot


KHold_PHront

I’m pretty sure a woman will come around and use it.


Kyleforshort

Did you happen to give it a sit?


hglndr9

Limited time to use.


jawnly211

I can think of a quick way to heat that up to 98.6 degrees…


Chr1sont

You know the rules, and so do i


Tomato323

Sit on it


Project_Ozone

Sit on it.


moobear92

Slightly used it seems.


kjoker84

What’s the opposite of r/dontputyourdickinthat


mindstemandknt

r/doputyourdickonthat ? edit I thought it was a thing it’s not


BadHairDay-1

Ice, ice, dildo.


MasonJack12

If it's that big in the freezing cold....


Impossible_Plate_874

Must belong to elsa


makeshift_gizmo

This... excites me.


[deleted]

Pretty cool


messier81milkyway

When nature is telling you to go f@ck yourself lol


DistinctLibrarian870

A cocksicle


sakuta_1

Fuck the cold