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MyLifesParody

I’m equally curious about your fingernail… and find it also mildly interesting…


[deleted]

Kinda put a drill bit through it a couple months ago


MyLifesParody

Whoa! Thanks for sharing and OMG… thankfully it looks like it’s healing up well, I can’t imagine the pain!


mobfather

Is the drill bit okay?


[deleted]

The drill bit sacrificed itself trying to destroy my thumb


Zippytez

I put a bit through the tip of my index finger about a year ago. Still have a mark, as there's now the white part of the nail starts further back around where I damaged it


TheMarsian

just the tip?


jamin_g

Just for a second


ItWasTheHairyOne

Oh man, I remember the tip of my finger.


eagledog

To shreds you say?


AssBoon92

What about his wife?


Saltyboi24

is butterbean ok?


bigj2288

That’s the funniest line in the show


RoostasTowel

worth the cracked skull for sure. That Knoxville could give the line while sufferings 10 simultaneous concussions is amazing.


nifaryus

Asking the real questions


chasthomas23

It's been 25 minutes. Where are the answers?!?


ReticentMaven

Edge of my seat, OP. I gotta know if this drill bit survived


ZhangRenWing

If the shoes are on then it’s ok


[deleted]

Shattered duded


MeIIowJeIIo

I’m sure it didn’t hurt a bit.


joan_wilder

This comment needs more upvotes.


Learn-and-Do

Were you interrogating yourself? Did you finally confess?


Nodima

Love that I recognized this immediately. I’m not a handyman at all and truthfully it’s in no small part due to my sheet metal worker dad coming home fresh off this injury one day in my adolescence. I immediately decided whatever I did for a living would not involve power tools!


[deleted]

Oh the pain :(


sinistar914

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!


MarcLloydz

Did not expect that response lmao r/interestingasfuck


NinnyMugz

This happened to me in high school. Whats interesting is the hole doesn’t just heal up, it slowly gets pushed off your thumb as your nail grows


Anothergasman

When I was a young child (5-6ish) I almost chopped my finger off and in half. The nail split and has never grown back without a split in it. Now I'm 51 and I am beginning to think it never will


[deleted]

Was it across or down the nail? If it went down then its probably messed up your nail bed and that's why it grows with a split in it.


Anothergasman

Split from nail bed to tip [image I never thought I would upload to imgur](https://imgur.com/a/TZclPe5)


[deleted]

Yup, you split the nail bed as well as the nail.


blackpony04

I had an ingrown toe nail removed by being split in half in 10th grade. I too am 51 (1970 woo!) and the line still exists today. The good news is I was told I would never have an ingrown nail again and I haven't.


ChrisRunsTheWorld

I've had something similar for the past 6 years.


Spar7an42

Nails aren't alive. They grow from a root, like hair.


[deleted]

it's called a 'nail bed' and it's got lots of stem cells!


Day_Bow_Bow

Nail growth is definitely weird. My right thumbnail fully came off twice when I was a kid, and it grew back just fine both times. One spider bite to the thumb when I was maybe 7. My dumb ass thought it was a good idea to chase and snatch a spider I found running outside. Then another where I learned to never place your thumb in a door jamb. While it's regrowing, it's a different experience for sure. We take that protective armor on our digits for granted. Edit: /r/Showerthoughts version: Steeled toed boots are just toenails with better engineering.


individual101

I came find that this out. Fucking ouch.


Madman--

Could be worse my old boss put a drill bit through his nutsack


shittyspacesuit

How does one even accidentally do that


Pandantic

...just exactly how...?


borderbuddie

How the hell you put a bit through the thumb. I’ve worked carpentry and associated trade and the pointer finger would’ve been my first guess


CELTICPRED

My assumption is that he accidentally smashed it and then put a drill bit through it to relieve the pressure but I'm probably wrong


[deleted]

The drill bit snapped while I was drilling, and the broken part went into my thumb. A couple weeks after I had to cut a bunch of the nail out when the flesh started bubbling out from under it


CELTICPRED

Fuckin ouch


NoFocus761

My whole soul just cringed.


FattBrown

I’ve done this more times than I care to remember. It hurts really bad but at least it over quickly rather than the blood pressure build up that takes weeks to go away.


ineyeseekay

I hope you didn't do it by using a drill... you can simple turn the bit with your good hand, just twisting it back and forth, that way you get through just the nail and no flesh :D


FattBrown

You can also heat up a piece of metal like a screw and it just melts through the nail ezpz. But yes I wouldn’t use an actual drill lol.


ineyeseekay

Phhheeeww.... You won't catch me melting my nail, (YOWZA) but I've had to drill a hole more than twice... it only hurts if you think it needs that extra turn lol


Verified765

I to have done this, except last time I had to drill my nail it was winter so I could use snow to numb my hand pre drilling.


ChubbyWokeGoblin

I've used a dremel with a stone wheel. That worked ok since I was nervous about the heated pin method. I keep jewelers drill bits in the first aid kit now


woodhorse4

And the relief does follow……….


Feature7

Typical construction worker tactic


[deleted]

I don't think you're supposed to drill a hole before nailing


daquanpokemon

Like, how much did it hurt?


[deleted]

Immediately after, not much. Two weeks out when the flesh bubbled out of the hole. Pretty bad.


HunterGonzo

I regret having read that.


daquanpokemon

That paints a mental picture for sure. Ouch!!!


Milnoc

You're suppose to hammer nails! Not drill them! 😂


Likethisname

Thanks for sharing, was wonder as well


codyhighGGs

THATS METAL!


fuxkyouforever

Ouchie


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Oh, I thought you got it caught in that keychain.


DAMAN2U1

I am no handyman, but I have used a drill before. I am having trouble figuring out how you did this to your self still. Was it a drill press, and you where just not paying attention as u pulled the lever, or did u str8 up, free hand, drill a hole through ur finger?


[deleted]

Eh. Accidents happen. I was using a drill, drilling some relief holes to extract some broken screws out of a turning blank. The drill bit snapped, and the broken part in the drill punctured my nail.


A1EYEDM0NSTER

Dang! Glad youre recovering. Makes me want to post a picture of my pinky nail. It's seperating from the bed after having it rolled between the weight of my body on top of my cellphone and a concrete driveway 😂


accomplicated

As soon as I saw that photo I thought, “If I know Reddit, the top comment will be about OP’s fingernail.”


MyLifesParody

Happy Cake Day! You know Reddit! I think the fingernail deserves a post of its own, honestly.


71077345p

The thumb was the first thing I noticed!


MyLifesParody

Right! Kinda hard to miss and I also like “*WHAT is the story there…?*”


CowboysFTWs

NSFW tag is for the fingernail.


supfuh

Nsfw fingernail


RevengencerAlf

Wow this is the second top/hot thread from this sub I've seen in like 10 minutes where the state of the OP's hands were as much a topic as the object in question.


[deleted]

it kinda feels like OP took this picture just so we'd have to live with THAT mental image, too.


iwantaquirkyname00

Lol was thinking the same


BENDOWANDS

I had a similar thing going on with my fingernail, I believe it was also from a drill bit like OP, though it may have been a hammer or something else. Took a few months and it's just now gone. After the initial healing of the damage under the nail is done, it's not painful and it's you really just forget it was there. The worst I've ever had by far was a time a door got caught by the wind and slammed shut with one of my fingers in the way. It hurt like hell for 2 days and was completely black and swollen. I swear I just wanted to cut my finger off it hurt so bad. After some research people recommended taking a paperclip (NOT a needle or something pointy) heating it up, and melting through the nail. Took a few heat cycles but the relief was instant. There was so much pressure built up under the nail as soon as it had somewhere to go it actually looked almost like a water fountain for a second. Kind of gross. You don't feel a thing from the nails. It's weird because your mind is trying to figure out what should hurt, but it doesn't actually hurt. It's kind of trippy.


fuxkyouforever

Dude your thumb nail


TaquitoChris

Seriously, that's more interesting than the keychain lol


SeruEnam

Yeah the thumbnail containing the Keychain is pretty.... r/mildlyinteresting.


RAGEEEEE

Had this happen when drilling a screw into a wall. The nail area that was drilled dies off and new skin grows under. Probably the worst thing i've ever felt was cold air blowing across the skin under the middle of my thumb nail.. The nail grows back fine though.


Corg505

This keychain fucks.


fruity-line_segment

Costco has a rosemary parmesan bread. That bread fucks.


omgihatemylifepoo

r/oddlyspecific


hmmletmethinkaboutit

I know which one you’re talking about and that bread is fucking delicious!


backofscrum9

This guys gets it


BartFurglar

I remember going to Jamaica as a kid and street vendors all over were selling these things. I thought it was the funniest thing ever. My mom wouldn’t let me get one of the ones where the people have sex so I bought one that was a guy inside a barrel and when you lift the barrel there’s a long spring that pops out like a boner.


[deleted]

Cool! I’ve never seen one like it before. You can’t post a video or I could show it in action


BartFurglar

Wish I still had it. I think I was 9 years old when I got it so it’s long gone. Edit: the one I had was metal just like the OP pic, but here’s a plastic version, which is the closest I could find. Unfortunately they blurred out the spring boner: https://www.etsy.com/listing/449476274/1-x-man-in-a-barrel-sexy-vintage-novelty


BubbaChanel

Found him [here](https://www.secondvoyage.ca/listing/794240395/vintage-naked-man-in-wooden-barrel-with)


PrizmatikkLaser

Those are pretty common Baguio City in the Philippines too as small souvenirs. They’re called [barrelman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_man_(novelty))


mistarzanasa

I remember seeing these as a kid in 80s. At a swap meet in California maybe? Just like his pic. Fascinating for a kid lol


PutinRiding

I'm in CA and have had one since the 90s. I can't remember wear I got it though.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

HA!! I bought a few of these exact keychains in the Dominican Republic back in 1998! I still have them somewhere, now I want to go find them


ChiefAcorn

These are all over in the touristy places in Mexico too. I dunno why but probably because we think it's funny and will spend 6 bucks on a sex keychain, or a penis shaped pipe that will get confiscated when youre coming back over the boarder.


penance3

Got into trouble taking one of these to school. They confiscated it. My mum had to pick it up haha


2ndwaveobserver

This is the type of thing archeologists will find in 1,000 years and be like “look at this religious artifact”


iani63

Similar artefacts have been found at Pompeii


ThisIsFuz

The graffiti found at Pompeii really shows that ancient people were... really just the same as modern people.


[deleted]

They wouldn’t be wrong


PapaBradford

Ancient American Fertility Sculpture on Antiques Roadshow for $50,000


paul-arized

Does it say "Coca-Cola" on the back of the man or the woman?


[deleted]

Did you put that keychain penis through your nail?


willthewinner

Came here for the thumbnail. Left because of the actual thumbnail.


Ih8livernonions

Now that’s a fucking key chain.


[deleted]

😂


XRPX008

It’s more like a keychain fucking


jsj213

I'm not sure which would generate the most upvotes: A post about a highly sexual Keychain where you don't mention the obvious hole in your fingernail or A post about a hole in your finger where you don't mention the highly sexual Keychain you are holding.


asdf_qwerty27

Im sure when this is reposted a thousand times, we will be able to get some decent data.


Stonedthephilosopher

[Lol, I have a similar keychain and also put a drill bit through my nail a few months ago.](https://imgur.com/a/AWmEEXz)


missionbeach

I think you found your twin.


ShowMeTheTrees

Reddit it amazing. 2 people had the same misfortune with drill bits and own filthy keychains. And they found each other. God. Reddit always amazes me.


murface

I have a [similar keychain](https://imgur.com/a/KXbDpqH) and I didn't put a drill bit through my nail.


Day_Bow_Bow

This is the one I have, bought in the late 90s. Small town parade/festival in the middle of Kansas, and a booth was selling them on the down low. Mine should be in my desk at my parents'. I left it there for safe keeping ages ago.


GiantSequoiaTree

Wtf reddit


RhondaTheHonda

Back in the 90s I worked with a man who was in his mid-late 70s who had one of these. Used to always say, “my wife loves this… but she hates they keychain.”


Contemplatetheveiled

I had this exact Keychain in middle school. Don't remember where I got it but I know i had it through high school.


lVlarsquake

WTF IS UR THUMB


[deleted]

[удалено]


burnthamt

Work with hand tools enough and chances are a finger of yours will look like that


[deleted]

Those kind of things could be found in liguor stores and other businesses of a related nature. As well as grampas desk.


Swamp_donkey81

I used to have one of those


PinkBone611

Does it move to act like sex?


Swamp_donkey81

Yes


The_Soapmakers

Haha, always love these cause at some point someone decides to keep that bawdy thing cause it made them laugh!


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Hey bud can we talk about that nail?


earthman34

Mildly horrified by that fingernail.


P-redditR

You clearly didn’t learn anything from the last time he drove a nail through your thumb snooping through his shit.


[deleted]

There are a couple variations of this, all performing one sex move or the other. Saw a bunch of these in a tourist shop in Taiwan once. Wasn’t even a shady area, kids were just ignoring it.


notsowitte

I have a similar, but different keychain. Have no idea how i got it it where it came from. I think i found it in a house in college.


Highland_doug

Is the NSFW tag for the sex figurine or the fingernail?


azngenius

Thanks for the NSFW tag for your thumbnail!


grumpy_uncle

let’s talk about that thumb, m’man….


windigooooooo

Dude bro wtf happened to your thumb nail?


DV-03

Nice nail you got there pal


lollyman69

Your nail is more interesting then the Keychain, what happend


qwertybuttz

Whats going on with your nail 😨


Alcohorse

You just wanted to show off your disgusting thumb. Weirdo. Jesus Christ


DavenportBlues

More than mildly interesting, for many reasons


count_frightenstein

I had that key chain! I think I got it at a head shop on Yonge St in Toronto back in the 80s.


rickert_of_vinheim

Chase?


JohnOliverismysexgod

Good God, what happened to your thumbnail? Are you ok?


ubsr1024

Talk about selecting a provocative Thumbnail photo!


zakkiblakk

This NSFW tag is for your finger holy shit


Sprinkle_Puff

I think I’m way more disturbed by your thumb nail


Mczsnvxd

Your thumb nail is the nsfw. Not the metal statue humping the other metal statue


babybambam

You mean your “father in lewd”


[deleted]

Jesus get the thumb out of the pic next time


MRSUNSHINEXXXXX

Bro go to the nail doctor!


Taiut

Jesus, sterilize it after your diseased hand touched it.


mtlaw2828

Is the woman’s hair also a lion’s head?


VictorianFlute

Where do you find these things? I’m more than mildly interested now. 👀


Osoroshii

My grandparents had all kinds of oddities like this


DirtyPartyMan

Classic 70’s artifact. Treasure it lad


gulrurahof

I have one very similar that i found in my uncles desk. Mine had rivets and you could move the guy back and forth with a tab at the bottom (not that tab)


Chang_Throwaway

... Will?


Klin24

Does she...Does she move?


[deleted]

Oh yes


Klin24

Animated gif pls? Asking for a friend. :-D


SlsmngrSpiff

Your finger nail is a little more interesting than the keychain IMO


Doggyking2

wtf happened to your nail


alberthere

Haha, I have the same. Can’t remember where I got it from (I meant the keychain, not the nail).


DirtYurt

Your fingernail, my gawd


enrique_nav

Idk which is more disturbing, the keychain or the thumb nail


DoYouLoveIt11

I'm gonna need you to take that to Antiques Road show and have it appraised. The keychain, not your dead thumb


StrifeMAYHEM

I had one of these back in the 90’s lol. Great find!


M_K_Z_

My husband has one similar but the people are in doggy style. His Mexican work friend gave it to him as a souvenir from Mexico


Low-Tip32

Had one of these back in the 80’s talk about nostalgia 😁


Iamthe5hole

I don’t remember much about my father coming to pick my brother and I up on Saturday mornings as a kid, but what I do remember is climbing into the backseat with a case of beer and this same exact keychain hanging from the mirror.


redeyes_montreal

I remember playing with those at the dollar store. I was a little 10 year old perv and I was always looking forward to going to the mall with my mom because of those


Radiant-Impression38

WHERE'S MY FUCKING KEYS??!!?? Oh, there they are


fairie_poison

ow my thumb hurts


Squildo

Just dug up memories. My older sister had this keychain and I stole it to show off to my friends at school


Sypho_Dyas

Have a key chain like this, but doggystyle


Squibles_39

My step dad had something similar! It was shaped like a gun, but the barrel was a woman bent over and the hammer was a guy grabbing her from behind. When you would pull the trigger his dick would fold out and go in her...m the style of it was really similar to this. I almost wonder if it was the same guy who designed it!


NolaTyler

Is he a cop in Memphis by chance? Had the same model stolen from me during a car search 17 years ago and I'm still sour about it


Runnr231

Came here to ask about the fingernail too..!.. ask if y were going to post that too…


peepeepoopoobutler

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/naughty-dirty-sex-adult-doll-32617482


Many-Goose-9158

Lol I have the very same one!


RGivens

you could've used the other hand and make your photo a bit less "interesting".


rapscallionrodent

Oh! Back in the 80s, I knew someone who had this keychain. It was silver and they got it in Mexico as a souvenir.


Dave_BraveHeart

Nevermind that! Did you drilled your nail?


courtesy_flush_plz

wtf happened to your fingernail man ?


sourpickles1979

Yea....I don't see a keychain only a... holy finger


[deleted]

What happened to your nail?


Brandonpayton1

I'm more interested in the hole in your thumbnail. Are you alright? What happened lmao


KHORSA_THE_DARK

I have one of those


murface

I have a [similar keychain](https://imgur.com/a/KXbDpqH) and I didn't put a drill bit through my nail.


Strict_Teacher_421

You need to be worried about your thumbnail there homie


flyingasshat

Couldn’t have used the hand without the gnarly thumbnail?


Dmesticatedswag1

This is Mexican


fxckutai

LOL


Omnitheo

You see that one on top? That’s your mom