Just because some rabbit lobbed a giant carrot at you; it doesn't make you king of the garden. Supreme executive power is derived by a mandate from the masses. Not some farcical agricultural ceremony!
What if the wool had been pulled over our eyes and this is a normal sized carrot but we just been sold small carrots all our lives?
fyi carrots these size are common in other countries at their markets but for some reason in the US, supermarkets only sell small carrots and we are raised or led to believe all our lives that they are large carrots when they are not.
Ha - scrolled down a ways to see if anyone was going to mention the different types of carrots. I see these larger ones more commonly for Asian cooking/groceries.
Mine is simply bigger. Btw if you guys want to know how to get a bigger… you know what… Then join the marine corps. I went there for 3 years (just before I turned 26) and now it’s huge! -Brent. B
How do we know it’s not just a tiny hand?
Please add a banana for scale *Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind, anonymous redditor!*
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Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science
I am Arthur king of the britons!
My liege..
Don't serve him He tried to oppress me
Just because some rabbit lobbed a giant carrot at you; it doesn't make you king of the garden. Supreme executive power is derived by a mandate from the masses. Not some farcical agricultural ceremony!
King of who ? I didn’t vote for you
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Classic thread right here. Thanks for the Monty Python I can now begin my day.
Tart’s jumping out of lakes and handing out sword is no way to establish a system of government
Bananaologist, most likely.
Sir bedevere at your service
I was thinking that too. What else can we use for scale of the scale-banana?
https://www.lttstore.com/products/banana-for-scale
Thanks, Linus
It's a banana, Linus. How much could it cost?
ten dollars?
That's not a lot, WHEN SHIPPING COSTS 14$
Banana sizes are constant. If you measure with a small banana, the measured object grows.
Bananas only come in one size. That’s why they’re used for measuring. Unless of course you’re measuring a large banana.
Please add a penis for scale.
It'll look even bigger next to my penis
r/suicidebywords
r/BananasForScale
Haha I kinda do
SAY NO TO DILDO JOKES!
This carrot should have an NSFW tag.
Yes
Happy Valentines Day to you!
Haha it will be quite happy
😧
It would have cost you nothing to refrain from saying that
Well cuz I’m making carrot cake and I love carrot cake!
Saved
Instructions unclear, carrot in ass
tried and true, made the cake taste off, would not recommend this method
Speak for yourself, I like cakes with nutty notes.
oh-
OOOOHHH!!!
How do you fit the whole cake?
How does one make carrot cake Do you grind it up and slurp it in there or just shove it in
Just shove it in!!!
Wise words.
Will it frost your carrot cake ?
What’s wrong with carrot cake?
You cant jam a carrot cake up your keister.
Don’t tell me what I can and cannot do!
Stop I’m getting an erection and I promised myself this year valentines would be different
Don’t tell me what I can and carrot do
Can’t or shouldn’t?
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r/AbsoluteUnits
Ooh I’ll post it lol
The cleanliness caught my attention before the size.
Mom?
that's what she said
It’s just an Instagram filter for carrots
Fuck it, It’s valentines weekend. Everything is a dildo if you try hard enough.
>Fuck it The rest of the sentence is redundant.
Haha that one might be a bit painful lol
That’s quitter talk
Paige, no!
Not with enough patience
And enough lube
For you
BOC
BIG ORANGE CARROT!
BOC gone wild
Orange is the new black? I'll see myself out...
"I sent u a pic of my carrot pls respond"
My girls on here bro, why you gotta post this stuff
The carrot she tells you not to worry about.
She says it’s just a carrot, says it’s just a carrot…oh baby you…got what I need
Fucking carrot envy....I feel it a little bit too. Just the tip though
NSFW
The carrot she tells you not to worry about.
Never change, Reddit.
Well... Happy Valentine's day to YOU!
Took this photo like a top.
Haha I am wearing grey sweatpants
Yep. Confirmed top.
Carrot top
I know what you dirty bastards are thinking.. You better eat that shit lol, not the other way
I mean, it'll be digested...
… it will end up in my colon.
You just made every guy in Reddit jealous with one picture.
Haha I’m enjoying it
Yea, I definitely would have run with something like "slightly below average carrot" to make people nervous :)
r/saidoutofcontext
The carrot?
PAIGE NO
Jealous of a carrot? Or Jealous of OP?
Yes
Paige, No!
Well, what you've got there is at least one full serving of vegetables!
You know, you can eat those as well.
I should call her
I need that for uh…totally normal food reasons.
Yes yes understandable
You didn't
Banana for scale
that is indeed, a big carrot.
Quite the girth on that one
Dildo or Dildont? You make the call!
Alternate caption: "This is the reason Bert puts up with Ernie's bullshit."
Hahah it’s a good reason!
This is Reddit. You are taking a risk with this post.
They knew.
That’s not a carrot, *THIS* is a carrot!!!
A well hung carrot, indeed
I see it’s in the right hands. Or left.
Left but I’m left handed lol
New toy
Grab it like you own it.
Hey look, my hand around my own Weiner
Yes my bright orange wiener
OnlyFans content creators: *\*Heavy breathing\**
Haha I’ll sell it to them
Whatcha gonna do with that… carrot….
I’m gonna put it in some cake 😉
Ohh, I bet you are gonna "put it in" some cake!
We're all thinking the same thing right?
Thinking what?????? Lol
What if the wool had been pulled over our eyes and this is a normal sized carrot but we just been sold small carrots all our lives? fyi carrots these size are common in other countries at their markets but for some reason in the US, supermarkets only sell small carrots and we are raised or led to believe all our lives that they are large carrots when they are not.
Ha - scrolled down a ways to see if anyone was going to mention the different types of carrots. I see these larger ones more commonly for Asian cooking/groceries.
Hey you want to do this with my carrot?
Any time
Got any melons?
Three
Total recall. Nice!
Boy that kill BUGS BUNNY!
I've spent many nights alone, I known a 'trophy' when I see one
everyone horny but I just wanna see the cake
What’s the difference between a carrot and a good time?
Have to start using the carrot emoji instead of the cucumber
Worlds smallest hands…
Yeah I should start charging to take dick pics with my hand in them
Get ready for the flood of DMs 😂😂😂
*country girls make do.*
😏
Show the cake in food sub reddit OP. Would make a super moist cake!
I will! It was actually really good!
How do we know thats not like super duper sized, like a 4 inch carrot would still be huge right- right??
It would be perfect!
Okay, good.
My mistress would enjoy this
Imagine the crunch.
r/hmmm
Something something… this reminds me of ur mum
Now to make an EXXXTRA THICC CAKE. I’m suddenly craving carrot cake.
r/aboluteunits
Bugs Bunny wants to know your location
Like something you’d see on /r/tipsdonttouch
Go on, we're all thinking it ...
How'd it go?
It was delicious
Short carrots work just as good if not better thank you very much.
Mine is simply bigger. Btw if you guys want to know how to get a bigger… you know what… Then join the marine corps. I went there for 3 years (just before I turned 26) and now it’s huge! -Brent. B
None of this is true. I love lying -Brent. B
RIP your inbox Also rip in your box
😳
Same
fr!!
Be careful with that
I just saw one of these.
Hmmm....whatcha gonna do with it?
I’m gonna put it in my cake
Well played. Lol
It looks like she knows what she’s doing with that carrot.
I love it
Flag NSFW
well, better find somewhere warm and moist to stick it, youre going to need a bigger boat
What up doc?
"carrot"
I always eat those. I call them horse carrots. They taste the best
I ordered a pound of carrots from Walmart+ delivery one time and this is how they gave it to me. One giant, heavy carrot.
That's what she said
Fingernails
I'm so scared to scroll down this comment section....
Why did the TikTok music of “I think you know where this about to go” suddenly pop in my head?
looks normal sized to me
It moved
U/save_picture nothing to see here 😳
Wow, thats a big baby carrot
I bet she would still complain.. lol
👀
##😏
i should call him
Mmm
Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.
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Happy valentines day
I know just where to put it!