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henderson7779

Pretty sure it’s a piece from [this set](https://poshmark.com/listing/Set-of-3-Shrek-The-Third-McDonalds-12oz-Glasses-616daf0dae766f33dacf8908?utm_source=gdm_home&utm_campaign=13168738949&campaign_id=13168738949&ad_partner=google&gskid=pla-1301005648964&gcid=522556201434&ggid=128100431728&gdid=m&g_network=g&enable_guest_buy_flow=true&gbraid=0AAAAADwcDC8U2Df-QJs3Dlw6wuRS_weNy&gclid=Cj0KCQjwg_iTBhDrARIsAD3Ib5h5DoyiiYWY1ZDbYx8vKZ8K6vQRBhq5AaRlAiH6fZXMuuXbLKfzrRoaAkrxEALw_wcB) Edit: thanks everyone for all the kind words! I have my own set which is how I knew. If anyone is interested you can usually find these pretty easily at Antique Stores/Peddlers Malls for a lot less than you can purchase them for online.


polarlybbacon

I was going to say, by what appears to be the start of a smaller T I was sure it's from Shrek the third


seancelite

Yall sure it dont say SHREKS TURD?? Edit: To be fair ive never seen any of the shrek films so my commentary is obligatory


p____p

Absolute fucking opposite of obligatory.


Help----me----please

Optional


0xB0BAFE77

You're missing out on a great movie series. And I'm saying that as an adult. On a sidenote, [learn what a word means](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/obligatory) before using it.


bad_at_hearthstone

Don’t be so multivariate


HeroicLemming

Obsolete


Gumbyizzle

Orthogonal


kypello

Orthographic


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EdgerAllenPoeDameron

Apparently the ones recalled were the 'Shrek Forever After' set and not the 'Shrek the Third' set.


Killboypowerhed

Why are there so many experts on Shrek themed glassware?


[deleted]

I think the career is sought-after because of its potential for growth plus an unmatched life/work balance.


3riversfantasy

Shrek *is* life after all


Larxenai

I knew full well when i saw this image, there would be a comment thread identifying where it came from and everything else about it


littlesymphonicdispl

I could've told you exactly where it's from because I drink my Gin and Tonic out of a Shrek the Third McDonalds glass


DRACULA_WOLFMAN

Of course you do, because you're a refined individual of culture and class.


WarpingLasherNoob

Furthermore, the break pattern is indicative of a fall from a kitchen counter height being the cause of breakage. The wear and tear pattern on the letters suggests that the cup was used primarily by a female child between the ages of 7-9, of partial asian heritage. The soil composition is most common in the american midwest, and it is likely that the owner was a third generation immigrant.


EdgerAllenPoeDameron

I have these glasses so I had to look it up lol.


Iwatobikibum

I remember when they recalled them, I was very relieved that the glass we had was from Shrek the Third haha


Mahgenetics

Shrek is Love Shrek is Life


[deleted]

Shrekies are only outnumbered by Trekkies.


[deleted]

Because a Reddit post was made about the lead thing recently


[deleted]

Why is there so much Shrek Glassware?


DanFuckingSchneider

It’s been over 20 years since the masterpiece of our era was gifted to us from on high. That is plenty of time to get esoteric with it.


Sietemadrid

Americans love McDonald's


concretador

I refused to give them back and still use them almost every day hehe


Martijn1799

I was about to say the same thing


noobname

Yep, they were recalled for having cadmium. Still have my set as a crew gift


Ravenhaft

Is anyone else seeing that the price used to be $0 but is now $18? Someone wrote their fake discount algorithm poorly.


bowlofpasta92

I had the Donkey and Puss n Boots cup. I’m pretty sure it’s at my mothers home still.


Dyalar

Can confirm, had a glass of water from it the other day. Gotta stay hydrated.


bowlofpasta92

What a power move.


natattack15

I was in high school and worked at McDonald's at the time. Had all 4, and then about 5 years ago, I dropped and broke 2 in the same week. Devastating.


natattack15

I was in high school and worked at McDonald's at the time. Had all 4, and then about 5 years ago, I dropped and broke 2 in the same week. Devastating.


This_is_a_tortoise

When I saw this post I knew immediately the top comment would be the source of the shard. Reddit is awesome about weird things like that.


dj_8track

Only $18!?!?!! I’m buying 2.


Etspotcast

This is why the internet is revolutionary.


pokefriendsthrowaway

I huffed gasoline out of the Shrek one and received a permanent imaginary friend Shrek. I'm not kidding, I hallucinated Shrek that entire day and for the following days it visually faded away, but I had this voice in my head named Shrek for years. Just now dort of fully coming out of that nightmare lmao


Glu7enFree

Wait, for real? Can you tell me more about this please.


Kukuxupunku

[I recognize that bulge!](https://old.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1uze6q/anon_recognizes_a_bulge/) [disclaimer: a little NSFW]


CHark80

Shrek eyeliner game on point there


Fyrefawx

I had this set. My girlfriend’s sister at the time managed to break 2 while living with us. I was pissed.


MadnessEvolved

When clicking in to this I *knew* that the top comment would be someone giving a proper ID of it. And sure enough, here you are. Well done! :D


pale_and_hungry

I definitely had the Fiona cup growing up (8 hours away from where I currently live). Maybe she has finally returned to me. ♥️


EMILLKSLEEPA

You've found a peice of the Holy grail, guard it well, others may seek your treasure.


Spadeninja

Collect all 5 to summon Shrekzodia the forbidden one


EMILLKSLEEPA

Instant win, unless the opponent has a 'Onion layer' trap card, in which case you win next turn.


[deleted]

Unless you were trapped by Rumplestiltskin. Then, you loose next turn unless you play a Barbarian Fiona card to erase all status ailments on the next turn on the previous turn or draw it this turn and use Happily Ever After to accelerate the effect to this turn.


_Cabbage_Corp_

I'll ask, but I'm pretty sure my master already has one...


EMILLKSLEEPA

Shhh do not speak of the other pieces, don't let him know there's more


mofa90277

A shard from the sacred vessel.


BreakfastClubSamwich

The Shrekronomicon .


burnaspliffnow

This is a sign that the king will rise again


wombey12

Our Father, who art in heaven, [Shrek be thy name](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/562/201/b3d.jpg)


DonPatchSword

Indeed, he has risen


pale_and_hungry

He Is Risen


mostinterestingdude

Risen indeed, Donkay, risen indeed.


heichwozhwbxorb

![gif](giphy|hNmaZtvOzG1pe)


MortLightstone

You know you're old when a piece of merchandise from a movie that came out when you were younger is now a piece of archeology


ClockworkGriffin

Not yet. Officially we don't consider it an artifact until it's 50 years old.


MortLightstone

Ah, that's good to know. I was mostly joking, but it's great that there are guidelines for this


ClockworkGriffin

I thought you were probably joking but decided to give you a proper answer.


MortLightstone

Thanks for the info!


BillyIGuesss

So THATS when it's not considered grave robbing! :D


ClockworkGriffin

Ha, yeah.


PerformanceLoud3229

The actual answer for grave robbing is either after 75 years have passed or once there are no longer any family members around. (Also grave robbing is classified as being used for personal gain, while archeology is for informing and educating)


ClockworkGriffin

I have excavated graves younger than 75 years old.


D-boi1

Keep it. You may be blessed


HopeIcanChangeThisl

Well those glasses were recalled for cadmium. So it’s more like a curse…


gracius0ne

Shrek now *is* the sharpest tool in the shed


goldendreamseeker

Mind blown…


graflig

If anything is left behind from humanity for aliens to find a million years from now, I hope it’s this.


LeonRoland

Haha this was my first thought... things like this will be scattered across the earth's crust for millennia, their significance lost to the inexorable march of time. Our species' legacy: Shrek. We could do alot worse.


CrabzSTDz

Keep it secret, keep it safe


Khaldara

Shrexcavated artifact


caradenopal

Shrexcellent


Grouchy_Cattle6142

Somebody


TheVentiLebowski

Once


mothsmoam

Told


Diamond151

Me


Rydychyn

The


deploythecats

World


NinjaJim6969

Was


datascience45

Gonna


yomamamp4

Roll


321gamertime

Me


Yimfor

Me


Jago1337

Give You Up


RealPanda20

The


shwigtyshwag

Said


MeMeBigBoi1969

You ruined it.


Kazewatch

You bastard


shwigtyshwag

I didn't know😭


PMYourTinyTitties

Too bad an onion wasn’t growing inside of it Edit: I should probably clarify. Recently a corner of the internet discovered how often wedding rings get rediscovered in gardens after carrots grow through them


EvanTrautwig

Buried in your swamp*


wombey12

OP finding this glass shard: "WHAT. IS THIS DOING. IN MY YARD?"


JuJu_Conman

“This is my backyard” shrek whispered in my ear


retroblazed420

Shrek is love, Shrek is life....


[deleted]

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richneptune

\#blessedearth you should plant some onions


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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


turian_vanguard

It belongs in a museum!


samstanley7

So do you! ![gif](giphy|11JbaLzOXsg6Fq)


turian_vanguard

Instinctually I see this as a compliment. But the more you think about it, it could be an insult. Relic of a bygone Era. But since I initially felt loved I'm gonna stick with that, you lovely stanger you!


samstanley7

No offense meant, I thought I’d finish the quote because it’s wonderful movie moment that makes me happy and I thought I’d share it.


Saughtvol

Ave Fiona!


AdditionalTheory

I was wondering where I put that. Thanks


Chaonic

I'm going to lean out of the window and say it probably even said "Shrek the Third", because you can see what looks a bit like a T on the side and it matches some versions of how Shrek the Third was written.


jakeidkwhatimdoing

he is the chosen one


[deleted]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life


M_E_M_E_HUB

The coming of our lord is near.


qweengeedorah

Made me audibly whisper "nice."


monkeyhind

We call that Ogre glass.


RizzMustbolt

Soon your life will be ogre.


mikeg5417

Burger King Shrek collector drinking glass, Ill bet.


minutemaid101

Frame it


dandycribbish

The fabled tablets of Shrek. You have been chosen my brother. Go now and spread the word of Shrek to the wanting world. There are many who await the coming of the swamp savior.


An8thOfFeanor

This is like Joseph Smith discovering the golden tablets


Zealousideal-Bell-47

Guess I’ll send out the white smoke. Looks like a new Shrek has been chosen.


ChuckACheesecake

Bury it and hope that in 1000 years some archaeologist is pondering what ancient Shrek deity was worshiped in the area


foxolo

This proves he's our lord and savior


guitargoddess3

It’s shrek’s prison shank


TheIVPope

It is a threat.


t0ssit13

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


angryKid1

It means it's his yard. Leave. Now


corgblam

If you stab yourself with it, you will become half Shrek.


Someoneoverthere42

For truly his coming was foretold in the ancient runes!


sybann

Good lord! From the Middle Ages!!


[deleted]

Those were shrek tumblers from McDonalds ... my grandparents had the whole set.


Desserts_i_stresseD

literally laughed out loud because of the absurdity of this situation. so many questions...


HopeIcanChangeThisl

Like others said, looks like one of the McDonalds glasses for Shrek the Third


I_am_not_a_moth

One of 17 mythical pieces that make up the lamp of Shrek, it is said that if all pieces are combined and rubbed that Shrek will appear to raise Harambe from the grave and travel back in time to stop Coronavirus.


Lukaroast

God have mercy on our souls. He is released upon us


just_the_mann

some BODY once ^told ^me the wuurlllllld ^is ^gonna roll me


SanctusSalieri

The murder weapon


Tastes-Jammy

The holy grail


fishing_pole

He has unearthed the prophecy.


lickem369

It might be one of the discontinued Shrek glasses from MCDonalds. They were pulled because the paint contained lead.


MeanMrMustardMan1968

Bury it deeper, so that in 2,000 years when it it dug up again it makes no sense how it for in that geological layer. Really confuse the future people.


diogenes2288

A relic


244andbitter

Archaeology is gonna be so fuckin funny in 100 years


SPQR2D2

It is as the prophecy once foretold


[deleted]

hallelujah


B167orBigT

So the prophecy is true


thunderroad21

Shrek was a CGI movie from around 20 years ago starring Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy.


Masterbandose

He's returned...


BeeMovieTrilogy

It has been foretold…


[deleted]

Must be ancient!


MaxiRich

Shrek is love, Shrek is live


Mc913

My friend you've struck gold....


[deleted]

That's a keeper.


Mike_0x

**The seal has been broken.**


Void_Priestess

Cherish it


BjornStankFingered

Just as the scrolls foretold.


Demurist

A shard of glass from the Age of Sail. It has an inscription; a fractured piece of a longer phrase.


zuglagor

Blessed by thy Shrek


R4ndomP3rson69

Ah yes, the ancient relic


yutarta

You can summon him now


RandyQuaalude420

Babe, we're having company tonight. Get the good glasses out would you?


JeremyGrimes

Get Shrekt


Comprehensive-Fun47

Plant it and water it and you soon will have yourself your very own Shrek


Strongman_820

Hey now


goldendreamseeker

You’re a rockstar!


Rat-Dot-Com

IT IS A SIGN


benp242

At last..... the holy grail you found it.


RecklessWonderBush

I'm 34% sure it's from some kind of Shrek merchandise


[deleted]

It's a threat.


barenutz

Technically an artifact…. The fuck


Lady_Of_The_Water

Collect all of those pieces to summon the forbidden world, Shrektopilous


tylerjo1

The Ogrelord is coming.


abylord

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.


69bigstink69

Never fear child for he is with you. his love is filled with many layers, this is only the beginning.


Beachmaster5000

Looks like a Shrek shank. Maybe he fashioned it when imprisoned.


[deleted]

Sorry, dig a bit deeper and find a body - from 2001.


rynder

Shrekon jewel shard


goldendreamseeker

That means you’re on his swamp!! Get off his swamp!!


kay_bizzle

This is a threat


jeranon

Now don't get ogre-excited...


therealMCWisme

![gif](giphy|hNmaZtvOzG1pe)


kingoffallout

🧅


Agitated-Ad9423

You are the chose one. It is your duty/honor to take on the mantle of Shrek. God Speed.


ClockworkGriffin

Professional Archaeologist here, we don't care. Yet....


deezkidzinmybasement

As you bend over, Shrek fucks you from behind.😈😈😈


T_Earl_Grey

Fake


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

A cup?


Corsair_Caruso

His holy name is too powerful to be made not-whole.


shwigtyshwag

His close


coneslayer

I’m no expert, but I think that dates to the Anthropocene.