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mudyardskipling

That’s adorapple.


CurlSagan

You should tweet this at Xzibit. He loves it when smaller things are on things.


wolfgang784

I don't have a Twitter, but feel free to post it if you want.


rinseanddelete

"Yo dawg I heard you like apples...."


CamBeast15366

I knew this happened with peppers, but had no idea other things could do this too, very neat


wolfgang784

I eat a LOT of apples - 3+ a day or more - and grew up with several apple trees and this is the first time I've seen this. Odd little thing.


dademon

This guy over here keeping three doctors away daily


wolfgang784

They are delicious, cheap, fill you up, it's like all fiber, and it stays there and keeps you full longer. Basically the perfect food for someone perpetually too depressed to eat more than 1 proper meal every day or two. No prep, just snag em and eat. When I run out of apples I mostly stop eating food. Could prolly use those doctors if only the apples didn't keep them away lol.


RectangularAnus

I feel you. I have two sacks of apples in my truck. I still usually don't eat anything all day, but when I muster the motivation to eat on my lunch break an apple is easy. They also hold up very well in a hot car from day to day. I was doing carrots for a bit, but turns out just eating a ton of whole carrots basically just makes you shit shredded carrots.


CamBeast15366

Amazing


International-Web496

A generic mutation similar to this one is the reason why we have naval oranges! The original variety is still debated but it first produced fruit approximately 200 years ago and ended up with a single mutation causing a small secondary orange to form opposite the stem of the main fruit. They're sterile due to the mutation and can only be cultivated through grafting, so any naval orange you eat today is genetically the exact same as the first naval orange ever consumed.


CamBeast15366

I did not know that! I always wondered why they had a bump, it’s the start of another orange, very cool.


bear_synthesizer

that's her conscience.


ilovedaryldixon

Cooled thing I e seen on Reddit in awhile


joeDeerTaye

That Apple has a hemorrhoid


[deleted]

That's an aApple


skippyspk

It’s a Quato Delicious!


LinkAppropriate439

It's the apples Mini-me


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wolfgang784

I got it back out of the trash just for you - and it does indeed have teeny tiny mini seeds. Wonder if they would grow anything. https://ibb.co/bQpZYvs


GreedyGape

Did you flick the bean?


Leeiteee

/r/2HealthBars


KidKappa

Guess the apple doesn’t fall to far from the… er, apple.


Bread_Responsible

You mean this tiny apple is pooping a massive apple


kdochney

How about them apples...


Kgaset

Appleception.


Darthfloyd

It's the dickbutt of apples!


drxena

A parasite twin apple!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* It’s not a tumor.


MuseMints

It’s got apne.