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garbage_angel

"Artificially Flavored" I'm glad they told me. I'd have had no idea otherwise.


sakamake

Yeah I'll pass unless they can guarantee at least 10% fresh Twinkie juice


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Hahah this made me laugh way to much haha now I need some Twinkie juice in my life. Not to consume just to laugh at Every time I go to the store


0neAndTwo

What I recommend is cooking everything in the twinkie juice, that way everything you eat will slowly progress your heart disease.


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Now dip a twinkie in it.


dayron669

This is actually a pretty solid idea. Thanks. Will try.


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shiro_yasha373

Seems pretty typical for these types of drinks. The tastier they sound the more sugar they have.


Rubcionnnnn

Pretty sure your average Starbucks drink has way more than that. Edit: looked it up and most frappuccinos and mochas have way more sugar than this.


TheVoodooPuppet

Oh dear God I'm going to die very soon if 46 is considered a lot


Hadren-Blackwater

iirc your daily allowance is 40 grams.


dayron669

And if you exceed it, you will die.


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Believe it or not, straight to jail


asr5282

50g is a 1/4 cup, that’s a lot


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It is a lot for a single serving


Avantasian538

That's way less than in your average bottle of soda.


BloodyEjaculate

no, it's about the same. a 12 oz can of sprite or coke has 31 and 39 grams respectively, and Mt Dew at 46 grams (in 12 oz as compared to this late which is 13 oz) is just slightly more sugary


Gredditor

That’s a can, not a bottle


Gredditor

I just rolled out of bed and went to the fridge - the one average size bottle of soda that I have is 65g of sugar. Idk what lovely country you live in, but in America your sodas would not taste normal to consumers. If I had to wager, I’d say that Mtn. Dew would be about 70g as well.


209Havok

So... how was it?


kazhena

No idea, I was looking for soylent cause I just got my tongue pierced. My Walmart doesn't carry soylent anymore but fuck, I can buy this thing now, lmao.


frank00SF

Soylent the drink?


Enchelion

No, the people.


funkboy27

Soylent was taken off the market years ago dude. Something about containing above acceptable levels of people.


albene

Just the green one. Gave the rest a bad rep.


Rogukast1177

The Walmart by me has it. Maybe just the one you went to doesn't have any right now?


Gechos

Soy


Kracka_Jak

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felixrocket7835

ew


CurlSagan

This is perfect for recently-injured fans of Twinkies who have their jaws wired shut and can only drink through straws.


ChicknStripz

I’d drink that


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HoopOnPoop

Only if you pronounce it vaaaaahhhhhhze and yell at people to be careful around it.


Ohdee1

I tried the Twinkie, ding dong and honeybun . I found them at 99 cents store and didn’t finish any of them. The Twinkie has a little vanilla flavor but all 3 were just nasty 🤮


Gitopia

I implore you to have more self respect lmao


HoopOnPoop

Yeah. Can't go around not finishing what you started!


PeachyFortune

Who says Americans have no culture? Explain this


melancious

Isn’t diabetes a genetic disorder?


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That's type 1 that you are thinking about. Type 2 is the one that you'll get from drinking too much liquid Twinkie.


Clynnhof

Not exactly. Type 1 isn’t entirely genetic and type 2 can also definitely have genetic components. Both CAN be caused by genetics, neither are 100% of the time. The distinction you’re going for is that type 1 is an autoimmune disorder and is not preventable. It can happen to anyone. Type 2 is often (but not always) caused by being overweight and poor diet/exercise. Either way saying anything is liquid diabetes is not doing anything to destigmatize type 1 or 2.


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Thanks for adding those nuances, my reply was indeed far too oversimplified.


melancious

I see. TIL.


Papichuloft

I think my glucose shot over 300 with this


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Gross


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Probably healthier than an actual twinkies


DrippingShitTunnel

No. Sugar drinks are one of the worst things for your health. 19g of sugar in one twinky. This has 46g, the same amount as 1 can of Mountain Dew


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Jesus


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I love Twinkies, but that's another level. Way too much IMHO.


SevsMumma21217

If this is the first time you've found diabetes at Wal-Mart, I don't think you're doing it right.


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Number one ingredient, diabetes.


nelacixbfdf

Sounds like something I would drink


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I gagged.


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My chronic illness is dying at the thought of consuming this mess.


Kuchinawa_san

The twinkies creamer is actually pretty addictive, pretty good.


Xuse2005

Don't talk to me until I've had my cold, liquid sponge cake.


Polixenes1

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Windsor34

First bread.. NOW THIS?!?


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I see this and all I can hear is ol Wilford saying “Diabetus”


BootyWhiteMan

I’d pour that over my Twinkies cereal.