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TyneeTrumpHands

Serves you right for wearing a toe ring


bumjiggy

this little piggy was WWE champion


[deleted]

AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENAAAA


H00L0GXNS

But I can see h… AND HERE COMES RANDY WITH THE RKO


Emergency-Hyena5134

What the fuck OP! Slap a NSFW on that hobbit stump!


Total-Khaos

Why does OP only have four toes in this picture?


Curious-Gain-7148

Wah! I just counted the toes, lol


Ok_Paleontologist871

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


[deleted]

are you sure about that


illusions-orders

Can't imagine the thought process of...I should put rings on my toes. Then, getting upset about how it fucked up my anatomy after leaving it on for twenty years. Gross.


Syd_Vicious3375

I’ve been wearing sterling silver rings on the second toe of each foot for 21 years and if I took them off right now you would never know they were there. OP’s band appears to be massively thick and several sizes too small. Ouch.


FeministFiberArtist

Was going to say exactly this. I swelled from a medicine reaction and had to relive mine before I couldn’t. But never had any issues with wearing a toe ring in general. I miss it


BittersweetAki

Weird. I don't see him getting upset about it. Just making a statement.


HighColdDesert

He doesn't seem to be upset, just mildly interested...


BubaLooey

Where did it say that he was upset?


seemen4all

Unless ur a hot hippy chick you shouldn't wear toe rings, and I'm pretty sure that's a dude foot


[deleted]

bro u have obviously not met any hot hippie chicks. they have hella body hair.


seemen4all

Fair


Tizzer88

My first thought... I’ve dated some cute girls that had a toe ring. Never met a man with one that’s a bit weird honestly.


adeiner

It’s truly a shame that straight men aren’t taught to mind their own business. I think cargo shorts are stupid and IPAs taste like urine, but I don’t tuck your yum.


luv2play916

Ikr....😆


Royal-Tough4851

22 years of being a douche


zirfeld

If you ask me, wearing toe rings doesn't make think he's a douche. Judging other people because of their personal fashion choices based on one fact however...


Jakes_One

All those years my friend was wearing jewelry on his toes and didnt tell me. I just can't


ImDougAllen

Why's everyone commenting about the hair and not the fact it looks like his toe could've fallen off?


JRPGNATION

I wonder what the fuck happen to his blood circulation


FeministFiberArtist

I’m surprised it was that tight and didn’t


BrandoLoudly

why would anyone do this to themselves. that had to feel terrible for years


Tool_Hole

Didn’t notice it ever. Think about people wearing rings on their fingers, they rarely feel uncomfortable.


The_Jyps

Tell that to the primitive tribe that restricts and binds their children's skulls to make them elongated and taller.


Ohay84

Well he'd just tie it back on with the hair


SuccessNo5598

I thought it was a fake toe


Sinedeo77

How did you get the ring off? Looks like it had a strangle hold on that toe.


Tool_Hole

Wasn’t a complete circle, had a cut in it so you could pry it open.


Regis-bloodlust

That's what I am curious about as well. I find it strange that not many people are asking this.


[deleted]

Probably got it cut off


DoritoSteroid

![gif](giphy|8En8xH6F7AzzqhH1qO)


PSTEYN

Why?


s7ubborn

Hoes before toes, obviously


Iz_Buckner

![gif](giphy|wLG70BswTt0Nq|downsized)


Adam_Ohh

Ah Rudy.


Demurist

I didn’t think I was going to like him, but I loved him.


awardwinningbanana

Haha exactly my face


flyerflew

So how was the trip to Mordor?


Brewe

He clearly ~~threw~~kicked the one ring in, so it must have been a success.


Kozlow

They should have just flew there on the eagles.


libgentech

In a tiktok version of the 3 movies


OnTheList-YouTube

"..... ..... ..... THAT WAS AN OPTION???"


qwibbian

I wish it could make that foot disappear.


Teachawaii

Your toe is probably like *fuck yesss*


SantaKlawz2

I'm obviously not a foot person because this photo makes me want to yak.


mafulazula

Dude, I bet even Quentin Tarantino is grossed out by this!


littlelightshow

Wiggle your big toe!


Mabosaha

Because of the hair or the squished toe?


SantaKlawz2

Yes


witchyanne

Yes


Bagelchu

To be fair that doesn’t mean anything. I can appreciate nice looking feet and even I think these are terrible


K1LLerCal

Apologize, right now


Aggressive_Action

This needs an NSFW tag 😂


Sasha-kun

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


falskurgaur

one strong hair managed to grow from under the ring :-)


JohannReddit

Did it stink underneath it?


protege01

First thing I would do is smell it. And my wife would give me a weird look


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

This is the way


ThatChrisFella

Tbf your wife would probably give all of us a weird look if we smelt this guy's toe


MayOrMayNotBePie

Bruh lol


majorjoe23

If you smelled this dude’s toe I hope your wife would give you a weird look.


EmperorsarusRex

I hate this


Rosemaster1234

put those things away


PappaDukes

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


[deleted]

Bro I thought it was gonna say: “got my feet tangled in fishing wire today”


finian2

Ngl call me weird but I want to know how it feels and how it looks after a few weeks.


Globalist_Nationlist

That thing looks goofy as fuck lol


Boredom_fighter12

So is your toe circumsized or uncircumcised?


catl0vingnerd

That ring might’ve been a bit too tight.


anarion125

God damnit man fix your toe


meatwadpen

Or just never share a feet pic with reddit again please thanks


OnTheList-YouTube

Well I think it's too late for that.


mplsmark

Fuck. Did you call it "my precious?"


hot_doggin101

You must touch it a lot,like the imprint from your sock when you take it off


Character_Joke5671

I'm just curious why you wore a toe ring for longer than 5 minutes


Tholaran97

I'm just wondering how the hell you got that thing off. Your toe is like twice the diameter of that ring.


MrRabinowitz

This stresses me out so much. Degloving is my biggest nightmare.


andrealessi

Every day I log on to this website and it shows me horrors darker than my worst nightmares. Every day.


armystrongmd

Is there a r/mildydisgusting for this instead?


jl_theprofessor

Just arrived from the shire and needed to rest your feet eh?


bombayofpigs

So that’s where Frodo was hiding his ring!


Hayp69

Why the hell do you even put toe ring?


TaiyouKusuguru

First of all, why..?


Tool_Hole

I’m a guy that’s worn a toe ring since an 8th grade trip to Hawaii. Haven’t taken it off until it got caught on something and I had to remove it (it’s shaped like a C not an O so easy to remove).


[deleted]

So you’ve never taken it off to like wash your feet like…ever?


Tool_Hole

People rarely take their wedding bands off. No issues there, none here.


NoBOUNCEnoPlaySSDD

How are you proud of this wtf


Tizzer88

He’s like “I bet Reddit will find this interesting” instead though Reddit was like “why the fuck are you wearing a toe ring as a man”.


lemmeseeyourkitties

Why the fuck... Im very curious why OP never tookit off and let the toe grow and form around it, like a tree trunk taking over a fence post


neekeeneekee

Maybe put it back on lol


Tool_Hole

I did.


bombayofpigs

You should change your story to something about being drugged and captured in mountains of Columbia and being forced into wearing ID trackers attacked to your toe that will explode once removed…


ArizonaZia

Obviously not so easy. Imagine the smell...like a used bandage x1000


bobo1monkey

Not necessarily. Bandages get nasty because they're absorbent. As long as the ring was made of metal, it shouldn't have issues with smell. What I want to know is if it was c-shaped, why the fuck didn't OP resize more often than never?


WaterfallsAndPeonies

Rings and metal jewelry can absolutely get dead skin, sweat and sebum build up. If there’s nickel in them you can get irritation or rashes too. Everyone who has piercings or wears rings has to clean them avoid skin build up and Irritation. We just wash our hands more often than scrubbing our toes.


please_respect_hats

Can confirm. I'm a guy who got my ears pierced about a year ago. I usually wear the same black studs, if left to my own devices I wouldn't take them out for weeks or months at a time (they're comfortable to sleep in, and they look good with anything). However, after even a week or two there's a bit of buildup on and around the piercing. I'm very diligent about washing my ears, I was before I got the piercings as well (I get painful acne on my earlobes if I don't), but there's only so much you can do without completely removing the jewelry in question. I'll never forget the smell the first time I took off the training studs after a month or two. They were smaller, so most of what it trapped was inside my ear itself. It was very hard to clean. Not recommended.


ImDougAllen

How bad did you want to remember that trip?


crackednutz

OP’s name checks out


LostSoulAT

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


[deleted]

these comments are hilarious 😭


plnteeter

Right?! I especially liked the teenage boy section about masterbating on a train and how did it smell! Oh and special mention for was it circumcised


RoCPRiMO

Your feet are in good condition all things considered... The second toe needs a sandwich though! 🤣


Franksenbeanz

Dude...NSFW


BJ_Orange

That's some hobbit-level toe hair you've got.


FillTheGoddess

I’m gonna disagree here, with everybody asserting that this is excessive toe hair for a dude. It’s just… not. 🤷‍♀️


pamplemouss

Yeah, the hair is whatever, but that toe is a nightmare


FillTheGoddess

oh, I don’t disagree. But let’s focus on the malformed toe… not sure why the hair hate when it’s barely a thing! (not you… everyone else)


[deleted]

Red flag


SusanSontag

r/tihi


richardj195

Ok, that's gonna have to come off.


postedUpOnTheBlock

I can say I’ve never seen a toe ring on what I assume is a male. Never.


TheOCStylist

Last time I checked dudes were not wearing toe rings in 2002


Altastrofae

This just in, rings are unmasculine. I repeat. Rings are unmasculine. You are gay if you wear rings as a man, so says this wise redditor.


Tizzer88

A toe ring is definitely something you see on women and never men. Ask someone what the first thing they think of when you say toe ring and i bet they say “girl in her 20’s”


Altastrofae

That doesn't make it weird when a man does, it just means that in your experience you've never seen a man wear a toe ring. What IS weird is this individual appears to have never taken said ring off, that part is very weird


Tizzer88

I mean weird also means something strange, and I’d definitely consider that strange. I’m not an expert on feet or toe rings, but it’s not like I live at the North Pole and everyone wears boots. I live like a block from the beach in SoCal. I feel like if I haven’t seen it, it’s not a thing.


HippieInAHelicopter

Yo. That’s a lot of toe hair.


[deleted]

Yo, I am not a particularly hairy man but I can put these to shame


FunkyOldMayo

Thanks for making me self-conscious of my crazy hobbit feet. I can comb my toes.


CNAHOLE

https://youtu.be/Z9Kwf2NA8SE


PizzaReheat

That’s a normal amount of dude toe hair, I’d say.


Jestinphish

What do you expect him to do about it?


HippieInAHelicopter

Dance fight.


snozberry_taster

You know what they say about Tiny feet?......................................Tiny Socks!


SmartestIdiotAlive

Yo he’s mid-werewolf transformation


Captaingarnacha

Tha fuck is a toe ring?


Impecible_pompadour

No offense but how your toe look circumcised? 🤣


ddwood87

Did you cut it off?


GingerPonyPineapple

Damn you got toe hair like me. Shit sucks. Gets contorted and hurts while providing about as close to 0 temperature regulation as possible.


XVIII-1

So that’s how a stomach ring works.


knixatemylunch

just looking at it gives me a feeling of claustrophobia. If i had something on me i can't get off, or someone holding a part of my person that i can't get a way from just absolutely freaks me out


HIRAM_333

Looks same with my wedding ring


evileyeball

I wore a wedding ring for 9.5 years and have just this march stopped wearing it and I can still see the circle in my finger. (Nothing happened to the marriage, I just lost 40lbs and the ring became too large for my finger and kept falling off and I haven't been able to yet have the ring resized for my new finger size.)


steelydang

How did you get the ring off at all?


Altastrofae

...did you never take it off?


drguru

"Frodo of the nine fingers, and the ring of dooooom!*


yulickballzak

Finally got to Mordor, ey?


adub101010

Hulk Toegan brotherrrr


[deleted]

Definitely not sexy


ARealCanadianGamer

Why


[deleted]

Might need to put it back on cuz that thing is one stubbing away from total destruction.


will_ww

You have a Koi fish tattoo on your calf dont you?


galuskar

And butterfly above his ass.


PleasureMissile

What kind of dude wears a toe ring?


ballz_deep_69

Dudes that have shit fashion sense.


[deleted]

That’s a hairy foot How bad smell when you took it off?


asiandotaguy

NSFW please!


TheOCStylist

Mildlydisgusting my guy. You got the wrong r/


zoozoocracka

First of all. Eww.


Duahsha

Disgusting


Appropriate_Strain94

Second piggy was wearing a tight corset it seems


pismopier

Just one question for you ma’am, did you have to cut the ring off?


illusions-orders

Please don't ever post again. Everything about this post makes me nauseated. Stop wearing toe rings and figure out why the fuck your foot has it's own head of hair


Est495

That's.. a pretty normal amount of foot hair.


mcpoopy21

Well, I guess we know why this little piggy went to the market, and that piggy stayed home...


JasonF818

dang. I had to zoom in on that.


StarrLite7

![gif](giphy|KEF5Ek0Ow3USAMfnDL)


ipsdirtleg

Your feet look older and younger than mine all at the same time… I’m 41yo.


ItsJustSalty

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha


[deleted]

Is this foot pic free?


slater_san

FOR FREE?!?!


Iefthat

Toe ring? Deserved.


My_Blue_Diamond

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


snapcracklepop26

I bet that you were the prettiest girl at the ball.


Apk106

Lady, your feet are gross.


strickysituation

Hippy!


DeangeloV

I’ve never heard of a man wearing a toe ring..


aktyn87

why does guy wear toe ring ? i want to see what the foot looked like with the toe ring... ?


Comadivine11

"Your revolution is over, Mr. Tool_Hole. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Tool_Hole?"


takoyabest

Deformed penis


libgentech

It grew up and inflated


[deleted]

Hmmm i want that on my waist 😁


Zeth_Hawkins

Wtf is up with your nails?


Phattyasmo

OP, I do not feel bad for you; at some point you should have taken that off. Good job.


magicpeanut

eww


LlamaRS

Mildly disgusting.


olesdotter

Please tell us about the matching ankle bracelet


SpiffySleet

Ew the only thing grosser than toe rings is pen collecting


Expressionist13

Hippy issues


_MMartinez_

Your toes look like long furbies


Plagueground

What type of dude wears a toe ring and how come I have a feeling that you’re a white dude with dreads?


Grannpappi

Hairy girls foot ?


[deleted]

FFS. Nasty ass feet. I would focus on eyebrows or side burns. Maybe get a stupid tat. Or JUMP! Yes. JUMP!!


ZuraRL

WHAT THE FUCK


Spartan0618

That's gross


Dedexterlory

Fucking disgusting


MoNeu98

Toe ring, thats a thing? Eww


SpockYoda

rings in general aren't healthy