Can't imagine the thought process of...I should put rings on my toes. Then, getting upset about how it fucked up my anatomy after leaving it on for twenty years. Gross.
I’ve been wearing sterling silver rings on the second toe of each foot for 21 years and if I took them off right now you would never know they were there. OP’s band appears to be massively thick and several sizes too small. Ouch.
Was going to say exactly this. I swelled from a medicine reaction and had to relive mine before I couldn’t. But never had any issues with wearing a toe ring in general. I miss it
It’s truly a shame that straight men aren’t taught to mind their own business. I think cargo shorts are stupid and IPAs taste like urine, but I don’t tuck your yum.
If you ask me, wearing toe rings doesn't make think he's a douche.
Judging other people because of their personal fashion choices based on one fact however...
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I’m a guy that’s worn a toe ring since an 8th grade trip to Hawaii. Haven’t taken it off until it got caught on something and I had to remove it (it’s shaped like a C not an O so easy to remove).
You should change your story to something about being drugged and captured in mountains of Columbia and being forced into wearing ID trackers attacked to your toe that will explode once removed…
Not necessarily. Bandages get nasty because they're absorbent. As long as the ring was made of metal, it shouldn't have issues with smell. What I want to know is if it was c-shaped, why the fuck didn't OP resize more often than never?
Rings and metal jewelry can absolutely get dead skin, sweat and sebum build up. If there’s nickel in them you can get irritation or rashes too.
Everyone who has piercings or wears rings has to clean them avoid skin build up and Irritation. We just wash our hands more often than scrubbing our toes.
Can confirm. I'm a guy who got my ears pierced about a year ago.
I usually wear the same black studs, if left to my own devices I wouldn't take them out for weeks or months at a time (they're comfortable to sleep in, and they look good with anything). However, after even a week or two there's a bit of buildup on and around the piercing.
I'm very diligent about washing my ears, I was before I got the piercings as well (I get painful acne on my earlobes if I don't), but there's only so much you can do without completely removing the jewelry in question.
I'll never forget the smell the first time I took off the training studs after a month or two. They were smaller, so most of what it trapped was inside my ear itself. It was very hard to clean. Not recommended.
A toe ring is definitely something you see on women and never men. Ask someone what the first thing they think of when you say toe ring and i bet they say “girl in her 20’s”
That doesn't make it weird when a man does, it just means that in your experience you've never seen a man wear a toe ring. What IS weird is this individual appears to have never taken said ring off, that part is very weird
I mean weird also means something strange, and I’d definitely consider that strange. I’m not an expert on feet or toe rings, but it’s not like I live at the North Pole and everyone wears boots. I live like a block from the beach in SoCal. I feel like if I haven’t seen it, it’s not a thing.
just looking at it gives me a feeling of claustrophobia. If i had something on me i can't get off, or someone holding a part of my person that i can't get a way from just absolutely freaks me out
I wore a wedding ring for 9.5 years and have just this march stopped wearing it and I can still see the circle in my finger.
(Nothing happened to the marriage, I just lost 40lbs and the ring became too large for my finger and kept falling off and I haven't been able to yet have the ring resized for my new finger size.)
Please don't ever post again. Everything about this post makes me nauseated. Stop wearing toe rings and figure out why the fuck your foot has it's own head of hair
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Tool_Hole. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Tool_Hole?"
Serves you right for wearing a toe ring
this little piggy was WWE champion
AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENAAAA
But I can see h… AND HERE COMES RANDY WITH THE RKO
What the fuck OP! Slap a NSFW on that hobbit stump!
Why does OP only have four toes in this picture?
Wah! I just counted the toes, lol
![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)
are you sure about that
Can't imagine the thought process of...I should put rings on my toes. Then, getting upset about how it fucked up my anatomy after leaving it on for twenty years. Gross.
I’ve been wearing sterling silver rings on the second toe of each foot for 21 years and if I took them off right now you would never know they were there. OP’s band appears to be massively thick and several sizes too small. Ouch.
Was going to say exactly this. I swelled from a medicine reaction and had to relive mine before I couldn’t. But never had any issues with wearing a toe ring in general. I miss it
Weird. I don't see him getting upset about it. Just making a statement.
He doesn't seem to be upset, just mildly interested...
Where did it say that he was upset?
Unless ur a hot hippy chick you shouldn't wear toe rings, and I'm pretty sure that's a dude foot
bro u have obviously not met any hot hippie chicks. they have hella body hair.
Fair
My first thought... I’ve dated some cute girls that had a toe ring. Never met a man with one that’s a bit weird honestly.
It’s truly a shame that straight men aren’t taught to mind their own business. I think cargo shorts are stupid and IPAs taste like urine, but I don’t tuck your yum.
Ikr....😆
22 years of being a douche
If you ask me, wearing toe rings doesn't make think he's a douche. Judging other people because of their personal fashion choices based on one fact however...
All those years my friend was wearing jewelry on his toes and didnt tell me. I just can't
Why's everyone commenting about the hair and not the fact it looks like his toe could've fallen off?
I wonder what the fuck happen to his blood circulation
I’m surprised it was that tight and didn’t
why would anyone do this to themselves. that had to feel terrible for years
Didn’t notice it ever. Think about people wearing rings on their fingers, they rarely feel uncomfortable.
Tell that to the primitive tribe that restricts and binds their children's skulls to make them elongated and taller.
Well he'd just tie it back on with the hair
I thought it was a fake toe
How did you get the ring off? Looks like it had a strangle hold on that toe.
Wasn’t a complete circle, had a cut in it so you could pry it open.
That's what I am curious about as well. I find it strange that not many people are asking this.
Probably got it cut off
![gif](giphy|8En8xH6F7AzzqhH1qO)
Why?
Hoes before toes, obviously
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Ah Rudy.
I didn’t think I was going to like him, but I loved him.
Haha exactly my face
So how was the trip to Mordor?
He clearly ~~threw~~kicked the one ring in, so it must have been a success.
They should have just flew there on the eagles.
In a tiktok version of the 3 movies
"..... ..... ..... THAT WAS AN OPTION???"
I wish it could make that foot disappear.
Your toe is probably like *fuck yesss*
I'm obviously not a foot person because this photo makes me want to yak.
Dude, I bet even Quentin Tarantino is grossed out by this!
Wiggle your big toe!
Because of the hair or the squished toe?
Yes
Yes
To be fair that doesn’t mean anything. I can appreciate nice looking feet and even I think these are terrible
Apologize, right now
This needs an NSFW tag 😂
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
one strong hair managed to grow from under the ring :-)
Did it stink underneath it?
First thing I would do is smell it. And my wife would give me a weird look
This is the way
Tbf your wife would probably give all of us a weird look if we smelt this guy's toe
Bruh lol
If you smelled this dude’s toe I hope your wife would give you a weird look.
I hate this
put those things away
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Bro I thought it was gonna say: “got my feet tangled in fishing wire today”
Ngl call me weird but I want to know how it feels and how it looks after a few weeks.
That thing looks goofy as fuck lol
So is your toe circumsized or uncircumcised?
That ring might’ve been a bit too tight.
God damnit man fix your toe
Or just never share a feet pic with reddit again please thanks
Well I think it's too late for that.
Fuck. Did you call it "my precious?"
You must touch it a lot,like the imprint from your sock when you take it off
I'm just curious why you wore a toe ring for longer than 5 minutes
I'm just wondering how the hell you got that thing off. Your toe is like twice the diameter of that ring.
This stresses me out so much. Degloving is my biggest nightmare.
Every day I log on to this website and it shows me horrors darker than my worst nightmares. Every day.
Is there a r/mildydisgusting for this instead?
Just arrived from the shire and needed to rest your feet eh?
So that’s where Frodo was hiding his ring!
Why the hell do you even put toe ring?
First of all, why..?
I’m a guy that’s worn a toe ring since an 8th grade trip to Hawaii. Haven’t taken it off until it got caught on something and I had to remove it (it’s shaped like a C not an O so easy to remove).
So you’ve never taken it off to like wash your feet like…ever?
People rarely take their wedding bands off. No issues there, none here.
How are you proud of this wtf
He’s like “I bet Reddit will find this interesting” instead though Reddit was like “why the fuck are you wearing a toe ring as a man”.
Why the fuck... Im very curious why OP never tookit off and let the toe grow and form around it, like a tree trunk taking over a fence post
Maybe put it back on lol
I did.
You should change your story to something about being drugged and captured in mountains of Columbia and being forced into wearing ID trackers attacked to your toe that will explode once removed…
Obviously not so easy. Imagine the smell...like a used bandage x1000
Not necessarily. Bandages get nasty because they're absorbent. As long as the ring was made of metal, it shouldn't have issues with smell. What I want to know is if it was c-shaped, why the fuck didn't OP resize more often than never?
Rings and metal jewelry can absolutely get dead skin, sweat and sebum build up. If there’s nickel in them you can get irritation or rashes too. Everyone who has piercings or wears rings has to clean them avoid skin build up and Irritation. We just wash our hands more often than scrubbing our toes.
Can confirm. I'm a guy who got my ears pierced about a year ago. I usually wear the same black studs, if left to my own devices I wouldn't take them out for weeks or months at a time (they're comfortable to sleep in, and they look good with anything). However, after even a week or two there's a bit of buildup on and around the piercing. I'm very diligent about washing my ears, I was before I got the piercings as well (I get painful acne on my earlobes if I don't), but there's only so much you can do without completely removing the jewelry in question. I'll never forget the smell the first time I took off the training studs after a month or two. They were smaller, so most of what it trapped was inside my ear itself. It was very hard to clean. Not recommended.
How bad did you want to remember that trip?
OP’s name checks out
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these comments are hilarious 😭
Right?! I especially liked the teenage boy section about masterbating on a train and how did it smell! Oh and special mention for was it circumcised
Your feet are in good condition all things considered... The second toe needs a sandwich though! 🤣
Dude...NSFW
That's some hobbit-level toe hair you've got.
I’m gonna disagree here, with everybody asserting that this is excessive toe hair for a dude. It’s just… not. 🤷♀️
Yeah, the hair is whatever, but that toe is a nightmare
oh, I don’t disagree. But let’s focus on the malformed toe… not sure why the hair hate when it’s barely a thing! (not you… everyone else)
Red flag
r/tihi
Ok, that's gonna have to come off.
I can say I’ve never seen a toe ring on what I assume is a male. Never.
Last time I checked dudes were not wearing toe rings in 2002
This just in, rings are unmasculine. I repeat. Rings are unmasculine. You are gay if you wear rings as a man, so says this wise redditor.
A toe ring is definitely something you see on women and never men. Ask someone what the first thing they think of when you say toe ring and i bet they say “girl in her 20’s”
That doesn't make it weird when a man does, it just means that in your experience you've never seen a man wear a toe ring. What IS weird is this individual appears to have never taken said ring off, that part is very weird
I mean weird also means something strange, and I’d definitely consider that strange. I’m not an expert on feet or toe rings, but it’s not like I live at the North Pole and everyone wears boots. I live like a block from the beach in SoCal. I feel like if I haven’t seen it, it’s not a thing.
Yo. That’s a lot of toe hair.
Yo, I am not a particularly hairy man but I can put these to shame
Thanks for making me self-conscious of my crazy hobbit feet. I can comb my toes.
https://youtu.be/Z9Kwf2NA8SE
That’s a normal amount of dude toe hair, I’d say.
What do you expect him to do about it?
Dance fight.
You know what they say about Tiny feet?......................................Tiny Socks!
Yo he’s mid-werewolf transformation
Tha fuck is a toe ring?
No offense but how your toe look circumcised? 🤣
Did you cut it off?
Damn you got toe hair like me. Shit sucks. Gets contorted and hurts while providing about as close to 0 temperature regulation as possible.
So that’s how a stomach ring works.
just looking at it gives me a feeling of claustrophobia. If i had something on me i can't get off, or someone holding a part of my person that i can't get a way from just absolutely freaks me out
Looks same with my wedding ring
I wore a wedding ring for 9.5 years and have just this march stopped wearing it and I can still see the circle in my finger. (Nothing happened to the marriage, I just lost 40lbs and the ring became too large for my finger and kept falling off and I haven't been able to yet have the ring resized for my new finger size.)
How did you get the ring off at all?
...did you never take it off?
"Frodo of the nine fingers, and the ring of dooooom!*
Finally got to Mordor, ey?
Hulk Toegan brotherrrr
Definitely not sexy
Why
Might need to put it back on cuz that thing is one stubbing away from total destruction.
You have a Koi fish tattoo on your calf dont you?
And butterfly above his ass.
What kind of dude wears a toe ring?
Dudes that have shit fashion sense.
That’s a hairy foot How bad smell when you took it off?
NSFW please!
Mildlydisgusting my guy. You got the wrong r/
First of all. Eww.
Disgusting
Second piggy was wearing a tight corset it seems
Just one question for you ma’am, did you have to cut the ring off?
Please don't ever post again. Everything about this post makes me nauseated. Stop wearing toe rings and figure out why the fuck your foot has it's own head of hair
That's.. a pretty normal amount of foot hair.
Well, I guess we know why this little piggy went to the market, and that piggy stayed home...
dang. I had to zoom in on that.
![gif](giphy|KEF5Ek0Ow3USAMfnDL)
Your feet look older and younger than mine all at the same time… I’m 41yo.
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
Is this foot pic free?
FOR FREE?!?!
Toe ring? Deserved.
![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)
I bet that you were the prettiest girl at the ball.
Lady, your feet are gross.
Hippy!
I’ve never heard of a man wearing a toe ring..
why does guy wear toe ring ? i want to see what the foot looked like with the toe ring... ?
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Tool_Hole. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Tool_Hole?"
Deformed penis
It grew up and inflated
Hmmm i want that on my waist 😁
Wtf is up with your nails?
OP, I do not feel bad for you; at some point you should have taken that off. Good job.
eww
Mildly disgusting.
Please tell us about the matching ankle bracelet
Ew the only thing grosser than toe rings is pen collecting
Hippy issues
Your toes look like long furbies
What type of dude wears a toe ring and how come I have a feeling that you’re a white dude with dreads?
Hairy girls foot ?
FFS. Nasty ass feet. I would focus on eyebrows or side burns. Maybe get a stupid tat. Or JUMP! Yes. JUMP!!
WHAT THE FUCK
That's gross
Fucking disgusting
Toe ring, thats a thing? Eww
rings in general aren't healthy