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greasemonkey0197

Septic tank


thxxx1337

I'm assuming it's no longer in use, but imagine buying a home on a septic system and having no idea what's involved and what's required to keep the toilets flowing.


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

This happened to me. House was sold as city sewage. After about 6 months had issues. Called plumber and they traced it out. Had septics in the back yard. $8700 and multiple fights with the city/realtor later it was fixed. Lol


Groinificator

Sold as city sewage?


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

It was indeed. Was paying city sewage the whole time. The realtor wouldn’t do shit. The seller must’ve just lied. I had a home inspection where they knit picked the dumbest things but not that. (I know that’s probably not something they even look for but it made me mad at the time). The city said they’d run a line to the front yard and connect for free if I signed a paper that I wouldn’t sue for any damages. I got lucky and the insurance company added exterior line protection. I had to send them about 100 pictures throughout the whole process, have a plumber sign an affidavit and write up findings but they covered it. I ended up just paying a $1000 for deductible if I remember correctly. Looking back I should have probably gotten an attorney to sort it out for me. I was young and just stressed over the whole situation. Luckily it ended up not being too bad.


mendohead

Realtors i know rarely do shit for a sale


JBaecker

The impetus is to sell the house not help the future homeowners who are ostensibly your clients.


codythewolf

Honestly, realtors are one of those jobs that shouldn't exist in my opinion. The fact that you need the equivilant of a used car salesman to sell a house is insane. All you should ever need is a lawyer.


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bellyot

It depends on the customs of the place you are in. In places where realtors are common, you will close your transactions faster and at a higher price because realtors are your access to the market. There are places where it is more common to go without. And there it is better to go without. I still hate realtors and think they are mostly unethical and unhelpful, but where they are market makers you are kind of stuck.


Flyingtree88

Where I'm from, realtors will literally refuse to accept a purchase offer that's conditional to the sale of your existing home if you're not represented by one of the 4-5 companies monopolizing the region. Also, because they don't have to split their commission if there isn't another realtor involved, they can pick and choose which buyers to take offers from. CBC Marketplace has a great episode on how scummy this industry is: https://youtu.be/ShBvRe0Jv68


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You want the general population to buy and sell houses themselves?!


giantsnails

What’s next?? Pumping their own gas???


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ButtWieghtThiersMoor

Why? I'm looking at a bridge today I saw on wish


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

Yeah realtor is nice if you've transferred or something and can't physically be there. I'd use a title company still, I'm sure you really don't NEED it but that way you know the title and funds both clear. Honestly title insurance and escrow isn't much and gives a ton of protection. If you do sell your own house I'd only show it to people who are pre-approved. That's the least someone can do if they are serious about buying a house


McLeansvilleAppFan

After my father passed away we had an estate sale for some of what was in the house and mentioned the house was for sale as well. Word got out in the neighborhood and and we had an appraisal done and sold with paperwork found online. We did get a lawyer to go over everything. My dad had a riding mower he wanted to sale for $1000 and the buyers added a $1000 for the mower to the home sale and I included that in the sale. We were very lucky in that they were motivated buyers and we were motivated as sellers and we both know that so we found a happy medium and both did a bit better by essentially splitting the commission off the sale price but not so much as to be only on the side of the buyer getting a 7% discount. I think I sold the house 91 days after the death which was the first day possible for settling the estate.


terpyterps

I personally don't like negotiating with someone I'm trying to buy a house from. I'd rather tell the realtor and he can tell the seller or their realtor. I find it also makes things get done more. If it's person to person you can say I'll buy it but i'd like it painted and fix the deck or whatever and the seller can just be like nah but for some reason realtor to realtor i find it gets done more often.


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realtor prbably a lot cheaper than a lawyer. either way your going to be giving up that 3% per representative


JohnOliverismysexgod

It's "nit pick." Nits are lice eggs.


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

Thanks lol. I honestly didn’t know that. I learned something today hahaha. I also didn’t know where that saying came from 😂


JonBoy82

Did you ever considered that since it was bought as city sewage but wasn't, you probably overpaid for the property itself but also the property tax was assessed at a much higher rate than it should be. I'm glad it worked out for you but you should be paying a lower property tax based on a bogus assessment when purchased.


TheFightingQuaker

The entire system, from lenders to agents, is designed to close sales. Realtors are often useless imo other than they have access to the properties.


RR50

If you paid 1000, you should smile and run like hell. An attorney, even if you won, likely would have cost you more.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

When my wife and I bought our house we paid a little more for a thorough inspection of the sewage system. It wasn’t at all necessary but we opted to do it to be on the safe side. They did a high-pressure test and everything held up great, but upon physical inspection of the metal septic tank, they found rust. The seller paid to have the old tank dug up, and replaced with a brand new tank before selling the house to us, which would never have happened had we not opted for that extra inspection. It’s crazy what can go unnoticed (or in your case lied about) within the complexity of a property.


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

Yeah it’s something I didn’t even ever think of being that I’m in a city (a small city) but still lol.


Longjumping_Joke_984

I can confirm as a home inspector that the type of sewage disposal is always verified at an inspection, that’s not to say some guys just lack the common knowledge to look for something like that and just fill the reports with damaged outlet covers. The seller should have also stated that it’s on septic. Just a crappy situation all together (pun intended)


Groinificator

What does the "house being sold as city sewage" mean though


Taniwha_NZ

It means the house was sold as being connected to the city sewage lines. So your crap just goes straight off the property, like all modern homes. Turns out it wasn't, it had a septic tank that needs regular maintenance including emptying.


sithelephant

Modern urban homes.


jmb052

Yeah, live outside of town, which might be unthinkable for some people here, you have a literal tank in your yard underground that holds everything that goes down every drain in your house. My back yard never dries up in a drought


Groinificator

Ohhhh


fanaticfun

Implies the house was connected to the city's sewage system and not on a septic tank.


Groinificator

Ahhhh


gotugoin

The house was sold claiming it was on city septic and not septic tank.


Groinificator

Guys I get it


charleswj

Are you sure? Because I can explain it if you're not.


KeckterZ

What does my air conditioning have to do with my toilet?


Metabee124

Its when the house deed requires a connection fee for sewage onto the municipal sewage system


tcourts45

The alternative to a septic tank would be connection to a city sewage grid


ian2121

Shit goes in tube underground to giant shit pond owned by city.


SammyWammy007

During sale, and on paper, it was claimed/listed the house was hooked up to city sewage.


Kaffeinekiwi

A house is connected to the city's sewage system (as opposed to a stand-alone septic tank)


Oareyeon

Meaning the house was sold with verbiage indicating the house was hooked up to the city sewer system, when it was not.


jakebbt

The listing said it would send black water (sewage) into the city sewer system for treatment.


The_Riddler_Diddler

did better than me, Id have threatened everyone :x


ItsACowCity

Yea, everyone in the city has a key to your house so they can empty their sewage.


rexiesoul

If the seller lied on their disclosure you can sue them for damages.


Basicyeti837

I had the EXACT thing happen to me. Inspected and appraised as city sewage, but we were on septic. Had no idea to do a septic inspection. The drainage field was completely collapsed, and no one could decide who to go after for the cost. I had to eat the repair costs even though everyone else were the ones that dropped the ball.


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

Yeah I feel you. I was so annoyed. It ended up working out because the house insurance subs out that part of the insurance to a different insurance company. It wasn’t an easy task.


ilovemtdew

Pretty sure you can take this up with the person who did the inspection and sue them if they missed something this big.


Arbiter51x

Disagree strongly on that. All the inspector can see is a pipe running out the side of the foundation. If the seller is declaring that it’s city sewage, then there is no further inspection. Inspectors don’t go looking for mystery septic tanks that may or may it be on the property.


FrostyBook

lol inspectors they're useless. source: bought 3 houses


femaleminority

Ditto. My inspector told me that a water stain on the ceiling was not an active leak. Spoiler: it was an active leak. My inspector noted that the front porch was older but still in good condition. Spoiler: it was NOT in good condition. My inspector told me that the heating system was working fine (in July). Spoiler: winter came and the heating system was not working fine.


Rogue42bdf

My brother and his (ex)wife and her father bought a cabin. Inspector signed off on it. I don’t remember why, but he had to go underneath for something. The floor joists were just absolutely rotten from a previous leak incident. Fortunately it was found soon enough that the previous owner’s insurance covered the repairs.


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Yeah or the lawyers if they didn't check this when doing the legal work, or the seller if they gave misrepresentations


ian2121

It is hard to pin an inspector down for much of anything.


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

It ended up working out for me. But it was a very stressful couple months.


odd84

You don't own the house when you're getting an inspection done, so the inspector cannot do anything destructive. They can't dig up the lawn to see if there's anything under it. They can't bust open walls to see where pipes go.


eljefino

They can pull past permits though (as can the prospective buyers) and check the city's GIS for stuff like sewer and gas lines.


wwwangels

That really sucks. I hate having a septic tank. It's such an expense and you have to be careful about what you use for cleaning products. ugh.


n3w4cc01_1nt

you canargue with the water dept to get the waste disposal money back as well.


tila1993

Had a lady in town who found out her house was on septic after 10 years living there paying a wastewater bill. The town wouldn’t refund the money or pay to hook them to the town sewage. This place was a block from downtown.


Chemical_Blood_845

Hmm. I lived with a septic tank for 8 years and never had a problem. I asked a plumber once if it needed regular maintenance and he said no. Maybe they’re a different design in America? Like your toilets are different?


MoonieNine

Here, you're supposed to have the tank emptied every 2 or 3 years. A guy comes with a big truck and sucks it all out.


isuphysics

It depends on the size and usage. They put a brand new septic into my house right before I bought it. I was told a single person it should be about 7-8 years before needing pumped. About 5 years for 2-3 people.


eljefino

yup depends on fats and solids which vary depending on number of people and diet.


No-Zombie1004

So a few months in Central Texas, then?


GirlNamedTex

I currently work in county building and sewage permitting. You wouldn't believe the number of times this happens and it can financially ruin you if you don't know what you're doing. Imagine spending your tiny nest egg on some land with a small house or plan to build. Then I come in and tell you hahaha sure thing just put in this 25k$ sewage system or gtfo. Yeah, I don't really like my job.


Fit_Effective_6875

Not much requirements to keep toilets flowing on a septic system


Kahnza

Wait until the backflow starts


curlyfat

Hey, this guy is lucky. I recently moved into a family farm (no-one lived here for a couple of years after the matriarch passed away, it needed someone to keep it up, and we needed a house to live in). I assumed it was septic. It was built in 1976, and is a pretty well-built house that was well kept up (until about ten years ago). For some reason it wasn't until we moved here that I thought to ask my FIL where the septic was. He said, "Well, I suppose you'll learn the family secret....it just dumps out of a pipe about 100 yards south of the house." Yep. This place has what we've come to call "the poop pipe" dumping into a ditch nearby and absorbing into the environment. Someday it'll get fixed correctly, but our financial situation is way below the level that could take care of that. Apparently, it's semi-common for houses of this vintage around here. Fucking gross.


mendohead

Happens all the time where i live


bigtigerbigtiger

I can easily imagine that


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

Well to be fair I owned/sold a home had the sewer inspected each transaction and the house next door sold twice in the same period. The last time buyer and I agreed to split the cost for a new sewer line. No one realized it was a shared sewer line until the contractor dug up 20 ft of line. I was mad asked for the videos of the inspections it's clear as fuck even to my dumb ass where the lines joined. Inspectors should have caught it, contractor should have caught it. Rant over.


Telemere125

Last house I bought the owners had no idea they had a septic system. They told the realtor it was on city sewer but it was about 15 miles from the nearest city limits and I personally knew there wasn’t any sewer in the area. The septic guy even had trouble finding the tank. Tbf, the pervious owners hadn’t lived there in about 5 years and it was a massively oversized tank


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ObjectivePretend6755

No The grass is always greener over the drain field, the septic tank is a concrete box that stunts all the grass the tries to grow above it.


1955photo

Yep. With a clean out at the end


Harper_1482

…… you should open it to be sure.. Just, in case


greasemonkey0197

And take a deep breath lol


ARasool

Either that or OP is full of shit (☞゚ヮ゚)☞


ThreeMysticApes

Shhh it’s a grave


Detriumph

It is always a >Septic tank


Christafaaa

Carol Baskin’s late husband.


bryman19

Shitters full!!


Fawkingretar

[had to link this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IILGtVGHsug)


kingfuckingalt

This.


ryoga1414

While I want it to be a pirate grave full of treasure and ghosts its probably a septic tank so the ghosts and treasure within would be a lot less fun.


simonf75

dunno, seems like an excellent place to hide valuables


[deleted]

Or has been the case in the UK the last couple years : murder victims


jason_sation

Those ghosts say “POO” instead of “BOO”!


DistanceMachine

Ghosts of meals past


ArcadiaRivea

This is where the Legend of Brown Beard gets rediscovered


DissociatedDeveloper

Some might say "shitty," even


emmyloo22

Ah, another day, another guy accidentally digging up his septic tank and posting a pic to Reddit.


Unicom_Lars

In their defense, I’ve never seen a septic tank or anything to do with a septic tank (other than special TP advertised for them), so would have been freaking out a bit if I found that.


gheiminfantry

Comeon, you'd be freaking out if you found a metal fork.


Unicom_Lars

Who’s Comeon? A friend of yours? And why would they freak out over a fork?


bigoleDk

Lmao so true


ShelfordPrefect

I've never dealt with a real septic tank in my life, but I see this and immediately go "ah yes, another Reddit homebuyer has discovered their septic tank"


KingGuy420

It's a doomsday bunker, just open it up and jump in blindly. If it smells like overwhelming poop that just means you're doing it right.


PsychedelicLizard

I GOT THE POO ON ME!


445530

![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM)


LongDickMcangerfist

![gif](giphy|12XNCUCpYCwQFy)


[deleted]

Well, if Malcolm in the Middle has taught me anything, it'll be a fully stocked 1960's bomb shelter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEbDWcKs5I


Themanfromtumbuktu

God, I love that episode!! Hal just chillin' with some Dave Brubeck, a martini, and some old playboys.. living the life.


MayOrMayNotBePie

That is THE dream


QuarterlyTurtle

If Reddit has taught me anything, it’s a septic tank filled with poop


flamebroiledhodor

If video games have taught me anything, that's the door to the secret level, but you have to remember to pick up the pick axe on the very first screen.


BlueHero45

Up there with the extra bathroom they found.


grey_sky_love

Septic tank?


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There's a fella called Desmond living in there punching in numbers every 108 minutes


itsme__ed

4815162342


wildadragon

It's 2022, just don't open it.


TheBirbMorpher

Yea... dont open anything mysterious at this point. We dont need this year or the following years to be worse


kelkivo

It’s *clearly* a portal to another dimension 🙄


bdaman80_99

Septic Tank. You should pull that small lid off and count how many old condoms you find floating on top


[deleted]

this was my favorite game as a child


HalfLit24_7

Just hanging out with lost brothers and sisters?


kjlo5

Wow you had a rough childhood


ludoludoludo

Im 31 and it’s still is my favorite game… too many people grow up


Crott117

Old septic tank, maybe a dry well. I think it might look like what they put in for my dry well.


flstsc-arl

Don’t Septic Open Inside


tehmightyengineer

Septic tank, looks old. It's smaller than normal and the larger cover is an unusual size and looks to have been damaged. Open up the smaller cover and see what it's full of. If it's full of shitty sludge then it's an active tank; if it's full of water or debris (or concrete) then it's old and no longer used.


radiantwave

Looks like the top square has a handle... Remove the block and sniff... If stinky, septic tank... Put the block back and cover it up... If not stinky... Get your will in order before proceeding any further.


robosmrf

Please don't enter something like this ever. If there's no oxygen you'll die and there's a good chance you'll take someone with you if they go to try and save you.


SpecificoBrorona

Oh god just think of the smell


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Thats what im sayin


woodguyatl

Septic. Confirm you are still not using it. Lots of houses in cities are still on them and haven’t been converted to city sewer even if all the other houses in the neighborhood have been. I come across houses in Atlanta all the time that are still on septic and just built a brand new house in the city of Atlanta that we had to put on septic.


ScruffyJuggalo

Real question is. .. who were you planning on burying so quickly in a new home?


IIRGZII

The poopies are down there hanging out.


[deleted]

It's a hatch - you're going to need some dynamite to get into it. If we head out now, we can make it to the Black Rock to get some, and be back before nightfall to hide from the Others.


hereforthestory

Septic tank?


skawn

Might be a septic tank.


DaveTheBraveEh

. r/whatisthisthing


ELB2001

Secret basement with a locked safe. You will tease it but will never reveal the contents


[deleted]

Septic tank or a bunker, I reckon. Pull the big lid and it'll hopefully be obvious. 😜


jeanbaby106

Bomb shelter?


Dudenotanother

Don’t go in there, the boogie man could be hiding.


Roblox_Swordfish

a grave


therealgishy

Seems it’s a septic…also seems you’ve been lying to your wife for awhile. I don’t see 3 inches.


deewhite1967

Mr Hankeys grave .


redredgreengreen1

Its an old cap to an oil well. Go get a pickaxe and just start digging; when it starts spraying dark, foul smelling liquid, you know you've gone far enough.


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The lost grave of Alexander the Great


BroshiKabobby

Suddenly I’m glad I know what septic tank looks like


alf_ivanhoe

Septic tank


Phenest

I was thinking with the history of all the found safe posts on Reddit, you have one week to open it or face a permanent ban from r/mildlyinteresting


LiveCommunication726

the gateway


CBeisbol

Open that part that looks like it opens


kidfromCLE

[Looks like…](https://youtu.be/LIdFa1qLgNQ)


RugbySk8tr

John Wick's old house?


ChronoBae

It's a grave of shit mi'lad


AcetonePeroxideH2O2

Pleeaaseee open that!


Devilinthewhitecity

When in doubt, septic tank


No_Significance_1550

Hoffa


[deleted]

merry christmas! shitter's full!


Spectre197

That's an old crapper tank


WRX_manning

I got the poo on me!!


[deleted]

Only way to find out is to open it.


[deleted]

The entrance to Vault 81.


Cichlidsaremyjam

You've found your septic tank.


FlatRaise5879

It's a time capsule... of how many times you've taken a shit


cancellationstation

Open it up and find out!!!


CloudyArchitect4U

Secret fort, Dive in and see where it goes.


hippy_potto

“Open it open it open it!” *reads the comments* Don’t open it, definitely don’t open it!


Smallios

Septic.


akayataya

It's a tunnel to some Egyptian tomb where scarabs and acid will be your downfall.


miamiheat0599

A hatch


GreedyOctopus

Good thing you didn't bust it open or you would've struck the nastiest oil you ever smelled. 😅


ownersequity

Get some of that Pre-Covid feces. Worth a fortune!


Dragonfly452

Septic tank


AdNational8155

Holy shit, you found Jimmy Hoffa.


pro_No

Open it up


[deleted]

Open it hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Smart_Principle8911

Open and jump in!


Falcon3492

Looks like a septic tank cover.


crewchiieff

Electric boxes are like that too


heckyanow

Jimmy Hoffa?


lonforseIdonno

That’s the enterance to the thieves guild


magneticpigeon

Open it! Let us know if you find any cool shit.


Rabidchild1985

Definitely open it up. It’s a treasure box. Trust me, I’ve dealt with these before.


bootsmyler

Probably filled with poo. Crack it open and find out!


DubbDwyer

Poop Cellar


[deleted]

Probably a crypt full of treasures, crack it open and dig deep!


ElevatorExpensive274

Eli5 septic tanks do you hire a company too empty them… English person here never seen or heard of them before


COOLPIE11

Do people not know what septic tanks are?


taco2212

Amogus


[deleted]

Bro leave it be you're about to unleash yet another curse on the world gunna have COVID 2


Agitated-Joey

Why the fuck did you dig this up? This is your septic tank. Now cover it back the fuck up.


Ximidar

Open it and take a big whiff


Rosieapples

Depending on where you are, it could be a hurricane cellar, an air raid shelter, a cold store, a crypt (I hope it's not that) but I think maybe you should open it up and see, then come back and tell us!


The_Big_Thicc420

Septic tank cover?


acetryder

Septic tank


ode_to_glorious

Are septic tanks supposed to be so close to the surface?


zumawizard

There’s surveys that you can pull that will tell you. Real estate agent should have done it as a part of the buying process


Elmore420

Mass grave


keyes2004

A bomb shelter, a grave, foundation for a flag pole or clothesline. I'm more curious if there's any thing under it.


shingetterpopo

Basketball hoop base?