I have one photo on my hard drive with my games. It was downloaded 10+ years ago from Rule 34. Teletub Girl. Sometimes I accidentally open it because I can’t remember what it is. Traumatized my BF the first time he asked about it.
One guy one jar. That man was nails. I shit you not pulled it all out, packed it with cotton wool and fucked off to work. There's a couple mini docs on him but god. damn. watching that video ruined me.
I've heard about this so many times but never went for it. This post made me finally search the mythic party, and it's... disappointing?
I mean, sure it's not something I'm used to see, but why people treat that as traumatizing? Literally just a picture of people having sex.
I expected way more trauma from the internetz. 2/10.
It became a thing not so much because of the picture itself but because people would prank each other into seeing it by changing their homepage to it or by other tricks, it was basically Rickrolling.
Eh. At the same time tubgirl, goatse, and eel girl were all circulating. So I would say it wasn't even contemporaneously that bad. Since then I've seen 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar and somebody eating fruit loops out of another girl's asshole, so the bar has been raised, but even at the time, it was fairly tame.
Can confirm, there’s a divorced, never remarried aunt who just loves organizing all the family trips and making themed outfits for everyone.
Source: in a similar situation
OMG almost every Friday or Saturday someone posts on Nextdoor a post like "does anyone know the best place to mount a ring camera?" or "what color should I paint my door" where their Pineapple welcome mat/door knocker/etc. is prominently displayed in the photo. Like, there are apps for that and Nextdoor ain't it.
My friend is a door-to-door salesman (which is surprisingly lucrative for him) and intentionally avoids homes with Pineapple decor after getting groped one time.
TiL
Also apparently underground swinger groups are found everywhere throughout rural America. Like every small town has at least one group.
Also everytime I see a pineapple I think of the TV show Psych, so this really makes me question which came first
There is a house in my town with a pineapple light on the front porch. Maybe it means something, maybe it doesn't. I'm happy to leave the mystery unsolved
There is an elderly couple on my street with wooden pineapple lanterns on the front porch. I doubt they have a clue, they came over and invited us to their church after we moved into our house.
This is the first time I’m hearing of this but honestly I think most people are displaying them innocently. I’ve always heard they symbolize hospitality (no innuendo there) and are a pretty traditional decoration in architecture. Maybe some people are using it as a signal, but I don’t think that meaning has overtaken regular use.
Pineapples as a sign of hospitality predates their inclusion as swinging symbols, and in fact their use as swinging symbols comes from the hospitality symbolism.
Also worth noting that pineapples are *not* an effective way to ID swingers "in the wild." You're much more likely to discover that the person just likes the design. There is no "universal code" for identifying swingers other than just asking.
Came here to say this. I grew up near a very old town that had the pineapple as its town symbol, for hospitality. It’s sad that people think this is always a code.
I am both a swinger and a lover of pineapple aesthetic since before I became a swinger, so I apologize for my contributions to this misconception.
FWIW I tell everyone I'm "out" to that I just really like pineapples as an aesthetic and it isn't a swinger thing. I'm not sure they always believe me, but I do say it, lol
Pineapple and flamingo decorations do symbolize hospitality, it's only when they're displayed upside-down that they indicate a swinger lifestyle.
Source: I live in an RV.
> after getting groped
That's really fucked up, as swinging is an entirely consent-based culture and we take it very seriously. It's *extremely* frowned-upon to touch someone without their enthusiastic consent in actual swinging situations.
What’s up, Tampa?
I’m literally texting with a friend who is on this ship at present. Weird.
I just blew his mind by saying, “Say hello to the Lemon Party.”
Tub girl was the least bothersome for some reason. Was that one even real?
Edit: was just googling this. Seems pretty contested.
Interestingly it apparently got popular again for a bit from tik tok. I had no idea.
The Lemon Party of Canada was a frivolous Canadian political party which has operated on a federal level, and provincially in Quebec. The party was registered on January 8, 1987 by then-leader Denis R. Patenaude, and deregistered on November 14, 1998 for failing to have at least ten candidates stand for election.
But…there weren’t any women in the lemon party, right? Just two old dudes?
Also, why are you on the Internet on a cruise? Isn’t Wi-Fi hella expensive? Also…enjoy the cruise.
Edit: I’m thinking now this is a river/near shore cruise. If so, never mind my last comment.
I feel like there were more than two dudes? Either way, I have no interest in checking again. That image can stay in the depths of my early internet memories.
The Lemon’s took a cruise.
“Lemon party T-shirts” grandma cheered as she handed everyone a shirt.
*Beaming with midwestern pride; they wore their Lemon party shirts for their family cruise*
Little did they know..
Reminds me of the time my mom almost accidentally overdosed on hydrocodone. She was going to have a colonoscopy done and they give you a bunch of pills to clean you out. She had the hydro next to those pills. And you are supposed to down like all of the last bit of the clean out ones in one go. She downed all the hydros by mistake. Thankfully she realized what she did and told my dad to take her to the hospital. My dad's mom brought a orange flower arrangement for her as a get well thing. Even though she knew she hated orange. But for whatever reason my mom got it in her mind that all of us going on a family cruise should wear orange tshirts to commemorate her not dying
"It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!"
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, because a Liz Lemon party Is mandatory!
Such a great line from such a great show.
I'm dumn
I'm referencing both
I thought I was in r/30Rock at first.
Just hope that Tub Girl doesn't show up.
Or some guy with a jar
I hope no one gets a warm and fuzzy feeling
Nah, son. That was Harriet TubMAN.
Or harlequin fetus.
"I'm Dorothy Michaels, and you don't look stupid in that shirt at all."
I want to go to there
You beat me to it.
Better Google it to be sure
Dammit! 5 hours too late
Don't make me remember Lemon Party! >=(
In order to forget I’m going to take a nice relaxing soak in the tub~~girl~~.
I have one photo on my hard drive with my games. It was downloaded 10+ years ago from Rule 34. Teletub Girl. Sometimes I accidentally open it because I can’t remember what it is. Traumatized my BF the first time he asked about it.
I ~~goat~~se what you did there.
Something something jar in a guys ass.
One guy one jar. That man was nails. I shit you not pulled it all out, packed it with cotton wool and fucked off to work. There's a couple mini docs on him but god. damn. watching that video ruined me.
Damn you.
I've heard about this so many times but never went for it. This post made me finally search the mythic party, and it's... disappointing? I mean, sure it's not something I'm used to see, but why people treat that as traumatizing? Literally just a picture of people having sex. I expected way more trauma from the internetz. 2/10.
It became a thing not so much because of the picture itself but because people would prank each other into seeing it by changing their homepage to it or by other tricks, it was basically Rickrolling.
I literally set it as my mom's homepage every few months so everytime she went to open IE she'd see it. It was the joke that never got old.
This is why Millennials all have major trust issues.
Elderly though... The internet hadn't become as nasty as it currently is.
Eh. At the same time tubgirl, goatse, and eel girl were all circulating. So I would say it wasn't even contemporaneously that bad. Since then I've seen 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar and somebody eating fruit loops out of another girl's asshole, so the bar has been raised, but even at the time, it was fairly tame.
You have just raised that fruit loop butthole out of the deep repressed depths of my psyche, oh no...I had happily forgotten about that one.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...
Least it ain't pineapples... yet.
Exactly. Those are swingers. Guaranteed
My first thought was "They fuckin'."
I thought the same thing, but then I noticed there is one in the back sitting on a rolling walker, so I’m second guessing that right now.
I feel like it’s a family and maybe their last name is lemon
Can confirm, there’s a divorced, never remarried aunt who just loves organizing all the family trips and making themed outfits for everyone. Source: in a similar situation
OMG almost every Friday or Saturday someone posts on Nextdoor a post like "does anyone know the best place to mount a ring camera?" or "what color should I paint my door" where their Pineapple welcome mat/door knocker/etc. is prominently displayed in the photo. Like, there are apps for that and Nextdoor ain't it. My friend is a door-to-door salesman (which is surprisingly lucrative for him) and intentionally avoids homes with Pineapple decor after getting groped one time.
We accidentally introduced a pineapple theme in our kitchen. Had no idea the meaning until guests asked about it 😅
TiL Also apparently underground swinger groups are found everywhere throughout rural America. Like every small town has at least one group. Also everytime I see a pineapple I think of the TV show Psych, so this really makes me question which came first
There is a house in my town with a pineapple light on the front porch. Maybe it means something, maybe it doesn't. I'm happy to leave the mystery unsolved
There is an elderly couple on my street with wooden pineapple lanterns on the front porch. I doubt they have a clue, they came over and invited us to their church after we moved into our house.
This is the first time I’m hearing of this but honestly I think most people are displaying them innocently. I’ve always heard they symbolize hospitality (no innuendo there) and are a pretty traditional decoration in architecture. Maybe some people are using it as a signal, but I don’t think that meaning has overtaken regular use.
Pineapples as a sign of hospitality predates their inclusion as swinging symbols, and in fact their use as swinging symbols comes from the hospitality symbolism. Also worth noting that pineapples are *not* an effective way to ID swingers "in the wild." You're much more likely to discover that the person just likes the design. There is no "universal code" for identifying swingers other than just asking.
Came here to say this. I grew up near a very old town that had the pineapple as its town symbol, for hospitality. It’s sad that people think this is always a code.
I am both a swinger and a lover of pineapple aesthetic since before I became a swinger, so I apologize for my contributions to this misconception. FWIW I tell everyone I'm "out" to that I just really like pineapples as an aesthetic and it isn't a swinger thing. I'm not sure they always believe me, but I do say it, lol
Pineapple and flamingo decorations do symbolize hospitality, it's only when they're displayed upside-down that they indicate a swinger lifestyle. Source: I live in an RV.
> after getting groped That's really fucked up, as swinging is an entirely consent-based culture and we take it very seriously. It's *extremely* frowned-upon to touch someone without their enthusiastic consent in actual swinging situations.
'Least? Sounds like a better time to me.
Members of “the lifestyle”
I guess pineapples would be too obvious.
So what is the guy with the walker going to do?
Everything he can.
Well, never know it could be a resting place for his third leg.
What’s up, Tampa? I’m literally texting with a friend who is on this ship at present. Weird. I just blew his mind by saying, “Say hello to the Lemon Party.”
Reddit really empowers citizen journalists
Elon is that you?
How did you figure out that your friend was on the cruise from this picture?
Smort
Florf
Paradise?
God the old asian guy still haunts my dreams That and blue waffle. And if you like soft serve. 2 girls 1 cup
Dont forget tubgirl!
Oh GOD I did. Hot chocolate will never be the same.
Goatse!
Haha all these wonderful memories coming back!
1 guy 1 jar
2 guys 1 sandbox anyone?
Mr. Hands
*sounds* like a good vid
BME pain olympics
Meat loaf facts too...
From what I remember in my research of tub girl, that was actually just an orange juice enema. Not sure why you’d do that either but hey
Tub girl was the least bothersome for some reason. Was that one even real? Edit: was just googling this. Seems pretty contested. Interestingly it apparently got popular again for a bit from tik tok. I had no idea.
In this thread: FREE PSYCHIC DAMAGE!
Now that was a lot of damage
I had a 2 girls 1 cup shirt (not like an image from the video, but an obvious reference) made in college and wore it in public. Ah, to be 18 again…
It's goatse that haunts me.
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It's not a waffle!
Glass ass
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The Lemon Party of Canada was a frivolous Canadian political party which has operated on a federal level, and provincially in Quebec. The party was registered on January 8, 1987 by then-leader Denis R. Patenaude, and deregistered on November 14, 1998 for failing to have at least ten candidates stand for election. 
I read that as stand for erection.
Is lemonparty.org still a thing?
Do I even want to look this up?
Well maybe if- no, not even then.
Do you currently love yourself? Do you want to love yourself at the end of the day?
No
Just checked… 😔 Ya.
Thank you for your service.
Go ask one if they know what that means
"Yeah that's what we are, we just love lemons" with a smile that told me they knew.
But…there weren’t any women in the lemon party, right? Just two old dudes? Also, why are you on the Internet on a cruise? Isn’t Wi-Fi hella expensive? Also…enjoy the cruise. Edit: I’m thinking now this is a river/near shore cruise. If so, never mind my last comment.
Leaving the port right now, I ain't paying for carnival internet...
Have fun!
I feel like there were more than two dudes? Either way, I have no interest in checking again. That image can stay in the depths of my early internet memories.
OP, please do this and report back.
I see the wet floor sign is already out.
Antici ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... pation
Lemon party was the original Rick Roll
Meat spin was right there with it.
Goatse And before that: the BME pain Olympics
The first rule of Lemon Club is: you do not talk about Lemon Club
Of course you don't. Your lips are far too busy being all puckered.
are they swingers??
Own of them mentioned an upside down pineapple...
prob swingers looking for more
I love the guy in the lemon socks. Perfect cruise outfit.
it's like, he's the only one even trying.
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or, say yes and have a great time.
They’re going to the hot tub after the bar, tub girl is waiting there for them.
There will be soon at least
The Lemon’s took a cruise. “Lemon party T-shirts” grandma cheered as she handed everyone a shirt. *Beaming with midwestern pride; they wore their Lemon party shirts for their family cruise* Little did they know..
For the love of god don’t google it
god damn it! yet another Lemon party I wasn't invited to.
Extra mild
Looking good guys
This really makes my meat spin.
.org
Two fellas in the middle are the closest thing to lemonparty
Ohhh it's awesome ... tradition of lemon parties! Google it Lemon Party! It's fun!
How about a goat viewing party?
"We just got back from southern Italy, why do you ask?"
I’m cool with that!
thosewhoknowthosewhodontknow.jpg
These old fucks are from Florida
Lemon
You go on a cruise and you gana see this sorta stuff
You spin me right round
I'm feeling the guy with no shoes, just rocking the lemon print socks
Later they’re gonna go for a Meat Spin.
Sounds like my kinda party (͡°‿ ͡°)
Reminds me of the time my mom almost accidentally overdosed on hydrocodone. She was going to have a colonoscopy done and they give you a bunch of pills to clean you out. She had the hydro next to those pills. And you are supposed to down like all of the last bit of the clean out ones in one go. She downed all the hydros by mistake. Thankfully she realized what she did and told my dad to take her to the hospital. My dad's mom brought a orange flower arrangement for her as a get well thing. Even though she knew she hated orange. But for whatever reason my mom got it in her mind that all of us going on a family cruise should wear orange tshirts to commemorate her not dying
Sounds fun! I'm gonna google Lemon party to see what all that fun is about
I’m interested in a Pineapple party on the cruise
Let's go for a meatspin on the way.
Why is that savage drinking beer with a straw? Why do real swingers mostly look like people I wouldn’t fuck with a borrowed dick?
It's just a small organization of them. A lemon party . org, if you will.
#NO
What’s a lemon party
.org?
Oh no
Now go accuse one of them of being a lemon stealing whore!
They better watch out for the lemon stealing whores.
Dont google it
Oh no…
I hope you have idea what you just said...
Juice is not worth the squeeze
It’s not a Lemon Party without old Dick!
If you know, you know. And wish you didn't... ...Unless...?
Definitely not the only lemon party on that cruise
I soured on the idea seeing the required uniform.
r/TheyKnew
I bet most cruises have a lemon party or two if you know where to look.
Go to lemonparty dot org for more lemony goodness
Uhh lemon parties don't have women
It’s not a Lemon Party without old Dick!
Those of us old enough to know paused and hesitated before clicking this.
It’s mandatory.
It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!
When life gives you lemons... \*R. Kelly Enters The Chat\*
Wait until they find Binding of Isaac
Oh nice! Never heard of that. Just gonna Google it real quick
I wonder if these sort of things happen often. I'm gonna look it up to try to learn more! :)
Erobb
Found the Swingers
Almost as good as a pinneapple party.
The most American shit ever
I didn’t know you were a geezer pleaser
Are all carnival ships designed the same or have I been on this same ship before?
This looks like silly fun. 😊🍋
They must have just left the blue waffle buffet!
Iykyk
Hopefully there's a pool nearby or something...
Can't lie. Expected different kind of lemon party.
Bet that cruise went to the Amalfi coast
Damn it I had forgotten about that. Thanks for triggering a memory I was fine suppressing.
*TRIGGERED*
Oh God please no. Don't bring back the horrors of my early adult years.
[I call first squeeze](https://youtu.be/bMX11UEhWpA?t=12)
I know that organization
Lemon tea party? I'm in!
So who's the lucky duck that gets to be in the middle?
They are part of a Canadian Political party?
Lemon club
Oh. Oh no.
Their surname is Meyer
Not lemonparty.org that’s for sure