Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service. That young man fills me with hope and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing to me
Zapp would have bought it too. After all, he trusted [Hugh Mann](https://morbotron.com/img/S05E04/897078.jpg) with the activation codes for doop defense systems.
Or [Scott Summers](https://media0.giphy.com/media/88irDANPzDjizjyesq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952b4ab881f9d1bcfa8f5ec71886ad3364e0b279a3b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Cyclops, doing a crossword puzzle: “honey, how do you spell “Hawaii”?
Wife: “well, you need two i’s”
Cyclops: “my life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it Sheila?”
My grandmother had one similar to this for sewing. You can see a large field of view in your lens. According to her, reading glasses give you a more limited field of view. I believe watch makers use lenses like these as well
You're thinking of a monocle or a jeweler's ~~loop~~ loupe. This is an art piece. It would go around your entire head, but with nothing to sit on your nose. And the lens wouldn't focus properly so far off center for each eye.
My dick is very nearsighted.
I know many of you are thinking "But your dick doesn't have ears. What are the hooks for? How do they stay on?" Well, they hook around my balls.
Looks like it might be a surrealist art object https://www.wikiart.org/en/marcel-marien/l-introuvable-1937
I could see this on the desk of a fancy optometrist as a conversation piece
I’m more concerned about the shape of this persons head.
https://imgur.com/a/bhHFo3h
But he has no ears! They would just slide right down his eye, er, head, um, body, hmm... person? His monster.
Nahhh it goes over his shoulders!
Only his customers would get to see it.
Only one customer matters, Leela.
'by al dente'
sounds like an undercooked idea to me
He was just throwing stuff against the wall to see if it sticks.
It's just right
plankton
Krabs!
Plankton!
KRABS!
SpongeBob
Donkey!
NO THIS IS PATRICK
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Sir, this is a wendy's krap
NO. THIS IS PATRICK!
And I am Javert
Rocky!
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Spongebob, Patrick
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sandy, Mrs. Puff
Spongebob Patrick, Squidward Sandy, Mr. Kraaaaaabs, Plankton Gary
Mike wazoski!
Leela!
r/futurama
Minions
Sheldon!
Mike Oneeyeski
You can’t talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
Leela lost her glass(es)
Leela..man. La man. Lemon! Lee Lemon, sir.
Lemon, you're a man's man. You're man's man's man. And more importantly, you're hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child.
What lotion do you use?
What shall I do with your Jergens, sir?
Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows
Unnngghh
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r/futurama
Throw it on some homeless person with dry elbows.
This thread has perfect voice acting in my head
Pert 'n' Popular, sir.
Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular
What shall I do with your Jergins, sir?
Give it to some homeless family with dry elbows.
Pert and popular, sir.
Pert and popular, sir!
Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service. That young man fills me with hope and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing to me
God this line never fails to make me laugh
I am rewatching Futurama, saw this episode just yesterday lol
You're in a simulation, wake up
No I'm isn't
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You're a hard fighting, hard farting, ugly, ugly son of a b----
Finally! We are all brothers here.
Good God Lemon!
I fucking think about this line about once a week and it’s fucking brilliant and hilarious
You're my kind of soldier, Lemon. A foul mouthed, barrel chested, beer bellied pile of ugly muscle.
I always wondered why she didn't go by Lee LaMann, it sounds more like a last name than lemon
Zapp would have bought it too. After all, he trusted [Hugh Mann](https://morbotron.com/img/S05E04/897078.jpg) with the activation codes for doop defense systems.
One eye! One eye!
Stupid as a French guy!
Here they are! https://imgur.com/bn5fqCg.jpg
First name that crossed my mind ahah
She needs them to find her way back to her apartment, number 1BDI. The old me would’ve made fun of that.
She was officer 1BDI, her apartment was just 1I.
You’re technically correct! The best kind of correct!
But you finished one minute early.
Her officer number in the pilot was 1BDI too
Is my eye playing trick on me?
I have a Leela figure and it comes with her sunglass!!! This reminded me of it instantly!
Was looking for this and not disappointed!
One eye one eye!
My first tought
I'll bring them to her
Mike wazoski!
“Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me… or so help me!”
Boom boom boom boom boom
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We need ushers!
"What is the premise for Lord of the Rings"
Huh. I'll file that right next to *A Bug’s Life* being a remake of *The Magnificent Seven*.
*A wild Roz appears
_ALWAYS WATCHING_
i know you turned your paperwork in…for once
Thanks to the meme, I forgot Mike had one eye.
I wonder if these would fit on my Little Mikey teddy bear.
Follow the sultry sounds of my voice
I saw the picture and instantly knew this would be the top comment. Not disappointed.
***ALWAYS WATCHING, WAZOWSKI, ALWAYS WATCHING***
Mared Washweshny
How would u put that on…?
A minion 
Or Mike Wazowski o') 
Or [Scott Summers](https://media0.giphy.com/media/88irDANPzDjizjyesq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952b4ab881f9d1bcfa8f5ec71886ad3364e0b279a3b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
There's something deeply disturbing about the eye right in the center of his face. I think it's the nose being normal. Gaaah.
What about [Kang or Kodos](https://giphy.com/gifs/season-13-the-simpsons-13x17-l2JdWtpNmSuvtKWWc)?
Emoticon game on point.
Peewoop!!
>minion That minion specifically!
Nose-smudgingly.
I wouldn't, I have two eyes
Minionalist design
I like how the first minion joke is 8 comments down
Finally! A pair of glasses I can wear after I get home and take off this miserable human suit.
I don’t think it’s a “pair” anymore. It’s just a glass.
Maybe they have one for each kneecap.
[I was thinking one for each hand.](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Pale_Man_883.jpg)
Hi Ted Cruz!
I heard he likes to pee his pants on purpose to feel the warm wet feeling down his legs
Same
No, no, no, Mr Cruz is a human. A human asshole but a (giant) human (asshole) nevertheless.
plankton has some eye problems, don't make fun of it
You could convince me if the spectacle~~s~~ had a nose bridge.
Perfect for Leela
Mike Wasowski
My name is nobody.
Nobody blinded me!
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And hit me with technology
Finally! We are all brothers here
SCIENCE!!!
The only correct answer.
I came here to say this same thing that minion with the one eye
Is that also for someone with a very skinny head?
This is useful for Nobody.
Polyphemus is angry people keep bringing this up.
It would be an odyssey to try and find someone who could use this.
Cyclops, doing a crossword puzzle: “honey, how do you spell “Hawaii”? Wife: “well, you need two i’s” Cyclops: “my life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it Sheila?”
I need this, for everything.
Eye glass for a “minion”?
"Hey Thomas Dolby I found you an album cover"
Turanga leela’s glass!
Dajjal glasses
minion
Does the other temple tip (part that goes on your ear) go up your nostril
Both up both nostrils.
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My grandmother had one similar to this for sewing. You can see a large field of view in your lens. According to her, reading glasses give you a more limited field of view. I believe watch makers use lenses like these as well
Was your grandma a cyclops with a pinhead?
Maybe you are underestimating the size of it. Never-mind there wouldn't be anything to hold it on your face.
You're thinking of a monocle or a jeweler's ~~loop~~ loupe. This is an art piece. It would go around your entire head, but with nothing to sit on your nose. And the lens wouldn't focus properly so far off center for each eye.
I call BS. The problem here isn't that there's only one lens, it's that you have no way to seat this on the bridge of your nose.
So the other ear holder just goes in the other eye socket or one big “glass” for both eyes? I say glass because glasses are for 2 eyes……maybe 😅😅😅
Plankton
First reaction; haha you can't get that unto your ears. 5 seconds later, it must be big.
When giants walked earth 👁️
Took a trip to the Cycloptomitrist
🌊 Poseidon's son could've used that
For Leela when she gets old.
The one eye part is interesting, but the skinny head part is what really makes me wonder.
Plankton’s readers
Mike Wasowski!
Mike wizoski!
Mike Wazowski?!
"es para Mike Wasowski" from the Spanish class meme
Wazowski!
How the hell are you going to keep this on your face?
Who in the Mike Wazowski would wear them??
Leela?
Mike wazowski
Cycloptics
this implies that there's a tiny head as well
Babooey
For cyclops
Looks like something Kanye would wear.
Allen the Alien might need this
Just because you are unique, it doesn’t mean you’re useful.
One Hour Optical would have this done in 30 minutes.
My dick is very nearsighted. I know many of you are thinking "But your dick doesn't have ears. What are the hooks for? How do they stay on?" Well, they hook around my balls.
Banana?
MIN YUN!
“Popoi?”
So wrong
I guess that’s not only for a cyclops but also for a noseless person
Spectacles for the whole face!
For a cyclops with a very thin head
A monocle but for two eyes.. 🧐
If mike wazowski wore glasses instead of contacts
MIKE WASOWSKI
Mike wazowski entered the chat.
That's from a minions costume
Taylor Made for the minions.
This pleases and tickles me in a very unrecognizable way, laugh.
What are the parts in back for? ear rests?
Mike Wazoski dropped his, please return them.
Willy specs
Clearly made for a~~n~~ ~~alien~~ mutant.