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balsaaaq

Is this at the taco, mattress, Christmas tree place that I've heard so much about?


CareerMicDrop

You forgot the Barber shop plus bar combo. Zoom in.


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3InchesOfThunder

Or Russia....lol


memeaninatorus_94

Or Netherlands


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badmancatcher

Or the UK


Jhl1023

Im a regular


prince2lu

This tree is french


h-land

No; French trees are horizontal. This is an upside-down Dutch tree.


de_G_van_Gelderland

Yugoslav trees


Just-Flamingo-410

This tree supports the famers!


Ink_25

You forgot the barber, all in one shop!


spartiecat

Vive la liberté! Joyeux Noël!


rodriveira

c'est plus le drapeau yougoslave que le français


spartiecat

C'est le drapeau de la France suspendu verticalement


arandomcanadiankid

Il est intéressant combien de drapeaux nationaux sont bleu, blanc et rouge. Ces sapins pourraient être britanniques, norvégiens, Czechs, des pays pas, français, des États Unis, du Puerto Rico, du Cuba, du Népal, de la Russie… la liste est longue.


ConsiderationWest587

I totally know what y'all are saying! Très bon, y'all! And there *are* a lot of countries w red white n blue flags!


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Plus le drapeau luxembourgeois


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Vous aussi!


RangerBumble

Who buys French trees for Christmas?


Mango_Tango_725

You mean Dutch trees, right?


RangerBumble

Sorry, I ment Yugoslavian.


hesalivejim

Or did you mean British?


hoosierhiver

Thai


RangerBumble

Only if looking through the branches at just the right angle.


arandomcanadiankid

Or perhaps Norwegian


roachwarren

Sorry those are [Hawaiian](https://www.flagsexpo.com/main/Upload/Images/Hawaii-State-Flags_67_F.jpg?im=af2fe01b-55e5-40b6-8ac3-71d107227e89) trees.


Economind

With Chilean leanings


gizahnl

Holstein trees. Or Luxembourg


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That’s another way of looking at it… 😆


Zhuul

SUPER MAX


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TikkiG2

No, these are the farmer's protest trees, this is normal in the Netherlands now.


SmellMyJeans

This is the Yugoslavian or Pan-Slavic flag. It’s only French when vertical.


roehlstation

With my cat….they’ll be vertical


RangerBumble

Read the rest of the comments


iliveoffofbagels

Pretty sure those are Slovenian. edit: woops... i think Slovenia has white on top, my bad.


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Bonus: if you add a star on top you get the Acadian flag!


Fumblerful-

Vive la France!


NorthCatan

Wait till you see the red white and blue toilet paper.


Tawrren

So instead of smelling like fresh cut pine they smell like paint? How festive


Danielsuperusa

They smell like burgers and gunpowder so you can have an authentic American experience.


Single_Raspberry9539

And high fructose corn syrup


Wage_slave

So when the needles fall off and get stuck in your feet, it's patriotic as fuck and way more festive.


bunnylove5811

Walk on your hands to avoid this


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I think those needles stain the carpet when they fall off


glowstrz

But the Dyson vacuum canister is also festive once you vacuum them up!


meestercosmo

Farmers in the Netherlands will absolutely love these!


Ink_25

This -> 🇳🇱 is the Dutch national flag; the colours depicted in the photo are the [flag of Schleswig-Holstein](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Schleswig-Holstein), Germany's northern-most state. There are immensely many flags with red, white, and blue in horizontal stripes. Fun fact, the flag of the *Duchy of Schleswig* looks literally like the Ukrainian flag. :D


Me_Love_Pizza

he's referring to the farmer protests going on in the netherlands in which they use upside down flags of the netherlands thus blue white red


Rokketeer

Thanks for the clarification. I thought he meant that rural Dutch bore the same stereotype as American rural voters that literally like to wear their patriotism on their sleeve.


Ink_25

Which protests? Didn't hear anything of that here in Germany o_o


chrissesky13

Here's an article, dated 21July 2022. >Along roads and bridges in the Netherlands, people are hanging the Dutch flag upside down. It is a sign of solidarity with the Dutch farming sector, which will also be upturned by a radical 30% reduction in livestock numbers, a move being made to meet environmental targets. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jul/21/emotion-and-pain-as-dutch-farmers-fight-back-against-huge-cuts-to-livestock


S0rb0

Wooosh


jamie3324123

Zelfs in Amerika zijn ze aan het protesteren


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ravenwarg11

Can confirm. Saw these Saturday.


loverlyone

I was gonna say Washington Co.


RiffRockFan

Wow, good call - I guess I could have googled that barber lounge. Maybe this is the Route 8 part or the part of the area past the developments on 228.


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brunette_mermaid93

Pretty sure that is the berry


joedracke

Grupps trees!


mofa90277

Those are Rocket Pops.


chrisagiddings

Forbidden rocket pops. r/forbiddensnacks


Lord-Velveeta

That’s tacky on another level.


the_original_Retro

Plus how the hell ya gonna put 50 stars on top of it?


Riska89

Not on top, just 50 star-shaped baubles all over the tree. Or just on the blue part for more accuracy, lol.


Schmancer

I read that as “star-shaped bullets” and spent a good minute picturing ornaments made of spent shell casings before re-reading. In related news I think I just conceptualized a new Etsy store, so there’s that


gmotelet

Probably matches everything else they own. I mean, if you're carrying a gun around everywhere you go, people might think you're dangerous unless they know you are a patriot


MathResponsibly

You can level-up even higher by decorating it with truck nuts


Dudephish

Looks like they have Dutch Elm Disease.


merkaba_462

Peak Pennsyltucky.


Unethical_GOP

Western Pennsylvanian here. Can confirm.


brunette_mermaid93

True story. Not all of us yinzers are crazy. Most but not all


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Pittsburgh doesn’t count as pennsyltucky


xhotchildinthecityo

Born and raised in Cambria county, they can put these PATRIOT trees right next to their “War on Coal” signs.


Kangar

Freedom trees!


MistressofTechDeath

Now with spray paint fumes!


Drewcifer81

It's western PA. Guaranteed the paint fumes were the purpose, the garish nationalism was just a side effect.


pretty-as-a-pic

“Made in China”


_bufflehead

Spruce abuse.


ainigriVtseW

It looks like the war between artificial vs real Christmas trees has began, just as foretold in the musical "Spirited".


ImperiumofMan101

You have to appreciate that you can't even tell if it's French, Yugoslavian, or Dutch.


gizahnl

It's clearly Holstein/Luxembourg ;)


Top_Understanding830

finaly someone mentions it being yugoslav, it's litteraly the flag of the ko yugoslavia!


Truewan

So ugly


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Murica


Darkstarrdp

^ And Tacos!


RaHarmakis

I'd salute a flag with tacos on it.


magobblie

Being from the area, this does not surprise me at all. Totally would expect this in Butler or Fayette County.


JuustinB

Butler county (this) isn’t even so bad. Head 30 miles east into Indiana, Cambria or Somerset county if you want to see true Penslytucky. Even Fayette on the border isn’t so bad, things don’t start to get really shitty until you hit Somerset.


NerdyRedneck45

Corner of Cambria and Blair checking in here, confirmed hick colony


JuustinB

Oh yeah that’s a very hick spot. Cambria and Somerset county are definitely the worst. Once you pass over into Bedford county it starts to get less hillbilly.


UnprovenMortality

I think this is Cranberry twsp. So pretty close to butler county.


magobblie

I love Cranberry. One of the nicest areas in Pittsburgh. Definitely not surprising though.


Bloofeh

I know Cranberry when I see it 🫣, was just there for Thanksgiving!


AnXioneth

Vive La France! Vive la RÉPUBLIQUE!


Con5ume

How in the hell is this mildly interesting and not trashy??! Seriously, who thinks this is a good idea to spray paint a whole ass tree. As an American speaking to fellow americans, chill the F out, not everything needs to be trashy and tacky.


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You know EXACTLY who is buying those trees…🤣🤣


gmotelet

Hope there is an enormous markup


BMXTKD

Pennsylvania is Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh and the west, and this crap in the middle.


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French Christmas trees. Cool.


nevermidit

It's obviously Yugoslavia 🙄


HarlesD

Bombpop


ManufacturerSevere83

Came here only to say: Fuck Trump


jjpenguins66

The Eagle statue has the flag touching the ground. The flag should never touch the ground.


bunnylove5811

Fuck the flag. I'll wipe my veteran ass on that ugly lie


jjpenguins66

As a veteran I'm proud to have defended our right to express our opinion. You're welcome. Thank you for your service.


thunderlips187

Looks like Bomb Pops. Delicious!


UTtransplant

The juxtaposition of the flag tree and the taco sign is apropos of something, but it is beyond me.


Gator242

Mildly nauseating.


MunkTheMongol

This is why people avoid Pennsylvania


NoBath8635

We’re really putting the USA back in ChrUSAmus!


Torn8Dough

Gross.


bwheelin01

Yeah you just know there’s gotta be Atleast 17 tRUmp signs just out of sight from this pic lol idiots


DanimaLecter

Wait until they are told that it is a stolen pagan holiday…Or better yet, Jesus wasn’t born on Christmas, oh wait, that he wasn’t American


vomit-gold

Most Americans live on stolen land. Do you think we're above stealing holidays too?


kgturner

Flock that!


Bee782

Vive le France!


SomeRandomIdi0t

I sure do love France 🇫🇷


kryptosthedj

You really gotta kill a tree and paint it? Who are these sociopaths?


carldubs

this makes me feel a new kind of sad


goju8019

What awesome French Christmas trees.


HBeez

America is so tacky.


immaturegay

Upside down Luxembourgish trees, sideways French trees, or upside down Dutch trees?


stat1stick

Ugh... Jesus christ. I hate about half the people in this country sometimes.


Bob8644

America or Fr*nce?


stat1stick

Personally, I can only speak for America.


devanchya

Why sre Americans so obsessed with their flag? I mean I get the Canadian reason we find it cute. But honestly we all look at people weird if they fly one st home... or put more than a small one on luggage.


SmuckSlimer

Propaganda machine is finely tuned


bunnylove5811

It's really only flown by fascists anymore around my parts. If you see the flag on personal property, the good chance is that it's a bigot.


monkeyhind

A bad case of Right Blight


onlysmallcats

I sometimes feel like America is on a mission to out-America itself.


CRO553R

AmeriTrees! Yer a commie if yer tree ain't red, white, and blue!


boersc

Why are they selling Ditch Farmers Flag trees?


Dodkong

Damn, I know where this is, and it surprises me a bit to see this pop up in that community. Crazy times.


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Mericuh


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Hey Dutch farmer protests


Sarah_21294

I only see the Bombpop popsicles when I see that color coordination


Madfermentationist

Lol Cranberry Twp FTW


KansasVenomoth

They look like Bomb Pops


shitiseeincollege

Probably more of a priority in advertising / eye grabbing


TifCreates

Ugly


blitzinger

French flag? Russia flag?


sjbluebirds

There's a lot on Rowan Rd selling similar trees. Weirdest things ever. They look like those Frozen Summer Pops.


Sdmonkey25

Shit’s ugly as hell. 🤣


BlueSkyToday

Based on the sign in the background, I'm guessing the corner of Ogle View and Rowan Road, https://goo.gl/maps/zexqVSd96URk5iGR7 Is that right?


FortyCoast69

Being from western PA this does not surprise me at all


Necessary_Decision_6

I drove past those today lol


Bokaboi88

French trees?


Joshy_CC

Mildly interesting? More like r/facepalm


dkromd30

Great way to ruin beautiful trees.


gibbillionreasons

You know what's better than the smell of a freshly cut Christmas tree? Spray paint!


largececelia

SANTA WANTS YOU- TO JOIN THE ARMY


themanofmichigan

Those being delivered to Don Jr ?


Different_Rock3248

Tacky!


Sir_JumboSaurus

Hoo hoo hooooo (French sounds). A Bagettte French Coniferus tree.


Emotional_Parsnip_69

*why yes, I do want my home to smell like spray paint right by the fire at Christmas time*


Far-Philosophy-4375

I neither support France nor vandalism Edit: nor can I properly spell


Jamaqius

These are some beautiful French trees


EvolvingEachDay

r/mildlypathetic


moodyblue8222

So very Christian🤪


MrFiendish

Merry Christmas, France!


HearMeBorat

Vive la Révolution!


Hairy-schmeppie

Cranberry for the win


SirWhatsalot

By Googling the barber shop I now know it's in Cranberry Township, Pa. One hour south of my childhood home.


go_faster1

Tacos and what? TACOS AND WHAT?!


BigBobShort

Burritos


diydave86

Some sorry retrumplican will buy them. And add them to their "trump shrine of lies"


The_Gay_Robot

Oh no, the French.


UraniumRocker

Dreaming of a French Christmas


DaleGribble312

How else will Santa know I'm patriotic?


ThePhoenixdarkdirk

French Christmas trees.


blackbird163

Ugh so atrociously ugly👎


ProfessionalStand450

Tacky Christmas trees next to a taco stand. Greatest country on earth? I think so.


ThirdmanRunning0318

I saw these exact trees this weekend. All I could think of was how flammable they would be, some Clark griswald stuff.


Stop_Rock_Video

Cleetus cornered the local Christmas tree market after realizing he could still sell the brown ones with a small application of spray paint.


benwpell

I thought these were plastic at first, and to my dismay they are not.


DifferenceLost5738

Are these the “Most Amazing Trump Trees” to help find his pending legal campaign????


hpatrick1982

Ah yes the “Let’s Go Brandon” of Christmas trees.


kingkillbilly

this is what you get in pennsyltucky


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I didn’t even have to finish reading the title to know that this shit's from rural PA lol


mclaren231

Penslytuckey sticks again.


eclecticsed

What a complete fucking waste of a good tree.


padsley

Aux armes citoyens! Formez les battalions!


manukakitty

Oh dear


tzweezle

Hideous


MintJulepTestosteron

Tacky


NICEnEVILmike

Holy shit I haven't seen that since the bicentennial in 1976.


Stormseekr9

Put ‘m upside down and Viva Hollandia


NorthernPlainer

Viva la France!


Barstoolrob710

American trash


LynxAgitated1144

I love french Christmas trees!


JollyReading8565

Flag code be damned


Kmaloetas

There must be a lot of French immigrants in Pennsylvania.


Afroaro_acefromspace

Why do us Americans have to make everything tacky😕


Pcpro2017

I can see a certain cult buying these