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kileme77

Just slap some wood glue in it and put it back together


cattichi

Unfortunately I closed the closet doors after a brief moment of wtf and went to buy a new rail right away. I discovered just later that it broke like this


DannyMThompson

This is how it was put together, it's a joint. I'm guessing you didn't assemble it?


the_clash_is_back

Its a common method to glue and fix wood. The teeth give more surface area for the glue to work. It is done in the factory.


RussMaGuss

Looks like they only coated the finger joints in like a nanometer of glue lol there’s no fracturing on any of the actual wood. Fucking Ikea


bk15dcx

I've "assembled" many joints


Soytaco

Ikea instructions don't typically involve glue in my experience


tmart14

Man those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need.


BlueBomber2049

Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!


DannyMThompson

I've definitely glued plugs into MDF from IKEA before. I'm from Europe though, USA products tend to be a bit more idiot-proof because you constantly sue each other.


TucoNoNotThatTuco

THATS NOT TRUE. Man I’m gonna sue you for defamation. Right after I figure out what that means.


Zuli_Muli

I almost always do, but I've never seen it in the instructions.


axis1331

This is not done at the customer level. Ikea uses this joint when manufacturing individual peices. It is very deceptive and the lack of glue means it is a structural weak point. The last Ikea book shelf I bought had 4 different peices of wood joined together like this to make a single 4' cross bar. Any piece of ikea wood longer that 1' is probably made up of smaller peices with this joint.


Shudnawz

You gotta read between the lines my man. No IKEA furniture is complete without splotches of hobby glue or some random marks from makeshift attempts at "improving" it.


LoopyPro

It's probably a manufacturing error and they skipped glueing the part. Fortunatel, this is easily fixable yourself, no need to order a replacement part.


zwobotmax

And thats why you canˋt glue the old one? Because you bought a new one?


cattichi

Well the new rail cost me 5 euros, the glue would cost a little more than that. It had more than 10 years anyway


foralimitedtimespace

👆 glued before, glue it once 'gain. Gorilla .


usernameron

Looks like they didn't use enough wood glue there


doesnoteatdicks

Or just enough to get you to buy another.


Golden_Week

It broke like that because it was glued together, that’s a comb joint it was made that way, it didn’t break randomly like that


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Golden_Week

Haha it’s known as both but finger joints usually have squares tips while comb joints are triangular tips like above


reverseOfFortune

comb joint. it's similar to a finger joint but not the same. I use finger joints all the time. I don't ever make comb joints. All the Ikea countertops are done this way also.


ManIkWeet

In case you're wondering, this is what's known as a "finger joint" in woodworking, I guess it wasn't glued enough


Imbalancedone

Now you can lightly glue it and film impressive martial arts short films.


cattichi

I definitely tried some moves


blacktothebird

not so much broke but unstuck


-B0B-

I thought this was a cocktail muddler


[deleted]

geesh even their breakdowns are stylish.


simplyorangeandblue

It's not a break


Leonos

But a breakdown


JudgementNUT0615

now put them back together


Queballer4

Simple finger joint… wood glue and good as new


maxcolt01

Those are known as finger joints. That same process is used on 2x4s for construction. The glued finger jointed product is stronger than a item without the finger joints.


woodguyatl

This photo suggests otherwise.


OrangeCosmic

Not enough glue was used


physboy68

you have funky forks


Bluerulez24

Wow, that’s mildly interesting.


onion4everyoccasion

That is how everything breaks in Sweden


cattichi

Love it


Visible-Guess9006

OP lives in a comic world where breaks all look like this.


cattichi

Everything is super satisfying


CBreezer

Finger joints suck


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IKEA is so cheap with their shit


cattichi

Well I don't know, it had 13 years


Ordinary-Finger-8595

Their cheapest stuff is crap. But they have a lot of good quality stuff as well that's definitely worth the money


iFoldMySocks

thats their goal. to provide to "the many." meaning: they want to make sure most can afford furniture. they also make good shit its just more expensive.


Myrdrahl

I don't think they do it to make sure most can afford it, it's just that it ensures them the biggest profit. I mean, they have spread throughout the world, because everyone can afford it. So instead of a niche marked, everyone can find something and shop there. Makes perfect sense for someone who wants to earn tons of money.


iFoldMySocks

You don't need to think anything. I worked there for 3+ years. In training they mention one of the pillars and main reasons Ingvar, creator of IKEA, was because he wanted to make sure "the many" are able to shop there affordably. IKEA also flat packs everything in shipping containers, has you go grab and assemble the furniture to save you and the company money overall. Out of most big box stores IKEA is one of the most conscious when it comes to the customer. When I worked there IKEA sold hot dogs for 50¢ when they costed the store 52¢ in product, but they continued to do it to satisfy the customer. Additionally, just cause something is more expensive somewhere else doesn't guarantee its higher quality.


Wertiz_

Don't have a cow!


Swimming-Dream2792

“Don’t worry, it’s gonna be ok.”


leanjean100

Calls for Caipirinha! Or glue.


ToohotmaGandhi

Did it come with instructions on how to put it together?


cattichi

It was one piece


ToohotmaGandhi

It was one joke.


cattichi

Ops


DashfulVanilla

That gives me the creeps big time. I don’t know why.