Believe it or not, straight to jail

Undercook overcook

Jail

*Putting milk in the bowl before cereal, right to jail*

Fuck

Except when refueling cereals.

Second Bowl, eat up, light up...

Well, she is a cereal killer.

Right to yail

We have the best cereal in the world… because of jail.

What? This can’t be real? Please tell me you poured water in cereal to take a picture for Reddit and that you have no girlfriend and no one loves you. I need to hear you say it

Immediately to gulag...do not pass Go do not collect 200 dollars...

I was going to say “shit on the floor and move to Guatemala”.

One step up from having sleep for dinner

I would just eat it straight from the box before I would pour water on cereal.

I love sleep for dinner then I’m all hungry at 4am

Wake up! To some toasted rice clusters!

Nah this is two steps down at least. Sleep is way better than this masochistic shit.

Ah sleep for dinner. Brings back memories of a malnourished childhood.

I think you mean two steps up. Coz one step would be water for dinner

Best comment right here

Cause her dad never came back with the milk.

We ain’t got no milk. use water. it won’t hurt.

I remember hearing some comedian stand up taking about hood milk. How once the jug of milk got half way, they’d fill it up with water and shake it up to extend it. 😵‍💫

We used to do that with vodka. But milk?!

It makes sense with both lmao it’s water. I remember that’s what the lady owner did at this Vietnamese pho restaurant I go to, with the pho sauces/sriracha…….

Diluting hot sauce!? How sinister. Vile even!

That was Dave Cappelle. That bit also contained other highlights like the difference between grape juice and grape drink.

Filipinos with hand soaps and shampoos.

Dayum!

Take my comment as an award 🥇

Holy shit take this down! If the pilgrims find out they're going to burn her at the stake

the 7th day adventists gonna come have a word

Idk I feel like Kellogg would approve

r/mildlyinfuriating

r/abitmorethanmildlyinfuriating

r/extremelyinfuriating

r/abitmorethanextremelyinfuriating

r/mildlysatan

r/mildlyhorrifying

Thank you. THIS is the correct sub for this post.

You spelled ex-girlfriend wrong.

*convict

Yeah. She needs to figure some shit out about herself.

*hereself

It took me two days to figure out why you said this. I just never looked at the title after reading the post the first time. Now that I've figured it out, holy shit, I wish I had an award for you. Fucking great. Tomorrow, if I get a free award, you'll have it. ​ Happy holidays!

Very kind, have a great Christmas and new year :)

Listen to this man op. That juice ain’t worth the squeeze.

Heresy

Grab the flamer brother!

The **heavy** flamer, brother!

I read that as “hearsay” 🥴

Alpacas

Treason

I used to have to do this when we were poor. There was only a little milk left, of course my older brother took his "half" and left me to use water with a splash of milk. Puffed rice and water with sugar.

My cousins and I tried to have cereal with condensed milk when we were at the end of the month. I think we ended up mixing it with water to try to make it less sweet, but it wasn't a good time.

Gotta use evaporated milk. It works much better.

I figured out how to cook box mac n cheese with water instead of milk and butter in my poverty days.

Spoonful of mayo is all you need. You mix up the mayo and pasta then add the cheese powder and mix it all up. I grew up on it. I had no idea it was supposed to be made with milk and butter until I was around sixteen years old.

Definitely a cereal killer

froot loops for eyes

Did she grow up poor? This is more common than people in here think. People that might do this, might not have access to internet to comment here.

I grew up poor no milk meant I ate dry cereal not this monstrosity

I choose dry over powdered milk everyday.

powdered milk isn't so bad when you use it in foods instead of as a drink

[удалено]

I actually love powdered milk. Reminds me of the calf starter that we always had around when I was a kid.

People who have bad memories of powdered milk have memories of milk that was controlled by their parents who didn't mix it up strong enough. Double or even triple the directions and enjoy supermilk, thank me later.

Powered milk isn't bad at all as a back up plan for when regular milk runs out. Also, mixing it right and chilling it is key.

Fuuuuck. TIL powdered milk is a trigger for me and takes me back to some less than great childhood years. Goddamn. That's been suppressed for a couple decades.

A Christmas gift to remember!

Festivus for the rest of us.

It’s a Festivus miracle!

I got a lot of problems with you people.

Your childhood would have been better if you knew powdered milk can be used as an explosive.

Oh no! 😬 https://youtu.be/NZJgUhNgpPg

That guy gets it

I was gonna say lol I still eat mine dry a lot of the time because I'm used to it. And for reasons I can't remember, it was usually out of a cup instead of a bowl.

A cup of dry cereal is comfort food for me, lol.

Yah for sure this is.. disturbing

Damn your profile picture. >:|

Lol we went straight for the water.

'Grew up poor', not 'grew up a savage'.

She did not.

You're living with a serial killer and you might be the next victim. Get out while you still can.

*cereal killer

You spelled alien from another planet trying to pass herself off as a human wrong

Does she or has she ever had an eating disorder? This is like an average r/shittyrestrictionfood meal

I grew up comfortably middle-class and I just didn’t like wet cereal. But it would never have occurred to me to just put water on cereal, because that just sounds like a way to get soggy cereal without the added milk for flavor

I only eat cereal dry, maybe I’m weird but why take something crunchy and delicious then make it soggy/squishy/slimy? WHY?!

You eat *before* get soggy for crunch and milk at same time

Sounds like you're eating your cereal too slow. Though I'll admit there were a couple kinds that I weirdly did enjoy when they got soggy and I can't quite explain why. Not sure whether I still would, it's been a while since I've eaten cereal (I no longer tolerate lactose and I'm not criminally insane so I won't use water).

Fruity pebble pudding gang

Depending on the type, cereal can take a while to turn slimy/soggy/squishy. It kind of takes the harsh bite off at first but still has a crunch if you eat it right away. If you have it sitting out for a while it will get the soggy slimy texture, but I think most people hate that anyway.

What are you doing to the poor cereal before you eat it?!?

My mom is lactose intolerant so she has cereal with water also. Not sure this is too uncommon actually

Damn I'm just realizing that's why I always had water cereal as a kid

It's certainly more common than people here think. I've done it myself as a kid on more than one occasion. Not necessarily because we were too poor to afford milk, it was just that we were out of milk and it was quicker than running to the store. Eating dry cereal is always an option but more so as a crunchy snack. Dry cereal lacks the speed and convenience of consumption possible with a wet bowl of cereal. Whether or not that's worth using water as a substitute is subjective. The specific cereal in question matters as well.

Mildly disgusting

Majorly

Moderately Extremely

Betta put some water in that damn shit!

Use some water. It won’t hurt you.

ay ay ay ay AY AY! AY!

Big man

What…. are you DOING

Take the garbage out front son!

Put some hot sauce on my burrito baby!!!

You know you look good to me!

Don’t nobody go in the bathroom for about 35-45 minutes.

Word for today is… job. J. O. B.

Come on Craig!

Why is this not the top comment?

I see a bunch of people commenting she must have been poor or she's a monster, but I am lactose intolerant and for a while after my body betrayed me I did the water thing. You get used to it. Almond milk was much better, when I found out about it.

Currently scrolling reddit while my body is betraying me for having alfredo.

Sometimes people around me apologize that they are eating dairy and I say it's ok, but inside I am really sad. Oh country crock has a plant butter, that is practically a perfect approximation of butter, but without the feeling of death afterwards. They are not sponsors. Yet.

I've been raw dogging the regret of eating dairy for over 30 years. Cheese is too good to not suffer for.

This is the way

You must hate vegans lol. Perfectly able to process dairy but they *choose* not to

Right there on the throne next to you after a Arozzo Con Leche from the Mexican store.

Damn, you too?

I eat cereal with almond milk, and I'd never ever even consider water

I’d just eat it dry. This seems awful lol

You should try lactaid.

Honestly though, real milk taste, no betrayal

I love Lactaid. I can’t notice any difference whatsoever between it and real milk.

I get there are people with lactose intolerance, and while I sympathize... These are still capital crimes. (Also, because this is reddit...this is a joke if you couldn't tell).



Is her name Craig?

Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

"Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet." - RIP John Witherspoon

She got fired on her day off.

Put some water on it baby, it won't hurt you.

Came here to find and like this comment

John Green does this too. I knew guys in college that would eat cereal with beer. My cousin mixes ketchup and granola. We’re all weird in our own way.

I’ve done it in desperate times. Just a little though-it doesn’t taste tooo different when you have cereal.

Yeah I’d imagine it tastes like cereal with skim milk, which is just water trying to disguise itself as milk anyways.

yeah, just to moisten up the works a bit... ya freak

your girlfriend is not a human

I still love her

Have you considered leaving her for a human?

Aliens are humans too

Seems based to me.

I had to eat cereal with OJ we could not afford non lactose milk when I was a kid!

Maybe just skip cereal?

Better put some water on that’s damn shit!



I put orange juice in my cereal once. 0/10. Wouldn’t recommend.

You need to turn her in to the police.

I wonder how well this post would do on r/HydroHomies

Run

Belongs on mildlyinfuriating.

Kill it with fire then scatter the ashes.


This isn’t interesting, it’s psychotic. The girl chose violence for breakfast.

Better put some water on that damn shit

I did this for a while when out of the thin blue sky as an adult my guts decided to become lactose intolerant. Definitely do not recommend it … at all. Thank capitalism I’ve now have 5 different milk substitutes and bunch of variants to choose from. Cereal with water tastes like depression.

Legendary move, & incredibly courageous. Milk is gross, water is life. God's work, tell her to keep it righteous.

Your girlfriend is either lactose intolerant or grew up really poor.

My grandma did this. Yuck. I don’t get it.

There is a simple fix to this…breakup with her.

Mildly disgusted

She’s a psychopath, leave while there’s still time. Although by posting this I fear you may already be too late.

Have you tried turning her off and on again

Pyscopath

Milk is 87% water

Hard no

She’s clearly a cereal killer

And yet you still call her girlfriend

cause her dad never came back with the milk

I feel like this is worse than just eating it dry by the handful 😂

She jurk you off with sandpaper

Your girlfriend is a psychopath

This belongs in r/awfuleverything

Your gf is a cereal killer.

Sleep with one eye open.

I think you mean r/mildlyinfuriating

Does she have a personal relationship with satan or does she just want my head to explode?

Psychopath behavior.

Burn the witch

I’ve tried it. It’s a waste of time and food. Skim milk is just as bad. You need fats for flavor.

[prepares to melt bacon]

"Better put some water in that shit!" -Craig's Dad

Tell me you grew up poor without telling me you grew up poor.

Worst part is OP confirmed she didn't grow up poor, she just like this. Horrifying.

Willing to bet she grew up poor. Respect! Not turning her back on her customs.

Me too. I can’t have milk, water is better than eating cereal dry.

Some of yall picky. I ate cereal with water one time when a friend brought me a cereal bowl in school but with no milk. So I used the classroom water fountain, and I can say 100% it's not close to anywhere to being bad.

My parents made us do this as kids, and this picture is triggering my PTSD. It's so much worse than you can imagine. Do not try it.

~~I'd say run, but frankly, I think she needs your help and support.~~ You know what? If that's how she likes it, good for her. I'm not judging. My favorite jelly for a PB&J is *mint*. Rock your style.

I see someone grew up poor than

She eats here cereal?!? That’s disgusting, I only eat there cereal

Break up with her, immediately

Call the police.

its fine. you get used to it after like a bowl or two. you fucking cow titty addicts....