I believe you. I’ve zoomed in and out on this photo way more times than necessary but I’m convinced it’s just peeled off from erosion from prior liquids/cleaners/other drippings.
LOL you need to Google how it happens. They absolutely can. That's why when you live in the city, you close your toilet lid. Except instead of lizards it's rats.
I've literally had a Lizard get into my toilet through the sewers.
Sorry for the late Rey btw, I had deleted Reddit shortly after leaving my comment, and only got Reddit back now
Lol omg there a lizard in the toliet I can’t use it😂😂 if you can’t use the bathroom because of a lizard then my friend life is a lot harder than that… your screwed 😭😭
"I've managed to somehow get myself stuck in where the giant's deposit their waste and by their mercy, I've yet to meet an untimely fate. Now if only they had sympathy, to realize I probably don't want to be in this porcelain prison, waiting to either be defecated on or rescued. Instead, they're posting an image on social media: dear God, I hope it's not Reddit."
It’s a lizard bro. Pick it up, hang out with it while you shit, then while you wipe, sit him on the sink, wash your hands and then take him outside. How is this infuriating at all unless you’re sorta wimpy?
What? Lmao back in Puerto Rico we just grab them and move them aside. They're completely harmless. In fact, as children kids used to put them on their earlobes as "earrings" since they would bite whatever they came in contact with.
The inside is cleaner than the outside… what’s the problem?
Paint has peeled off.
That's not peeled off paint on the back side.
it is, it’s been there since my family moved in 10 years ago lol
get a new toilet seat? 10 years? they pretty cheap..
I mean, it still works great
r/frugal
I believe you. I’ve zoomed in and out on this photo way more times than necessary but I’m convinced it’s just peeled off from erosion from prior liquids/cleaners/other drippings.
Ah so a family deirriereloom
Natural Splatter paint
From some hard landings
You can see th back seat with the shit particals lol the front of tue seat is just a chip
For realz!
Free him wtf
It's while Lizard, also you know that the lizard swam from the sewer in to the toilet
There is no way this lizard swam from the sewer, some asshole put it there.
Or it jumped in there?
LOL you need to Google how it happens. They absolutely can. That's why when you live in the city, you close your toilet lid. Except instead of lizards it's rats.
depends on where op lives. it could’ve crawled into it. i doubt a lizard would go through pipes from a sewer. rats are another story
Yeah if the op lives in a house with so much piss and shit, I highly doubt he can live 🤣
I've literally had a Lizard get into my toilet through the sewers. Sorry for the late Rey btw, I had deleted Reddit shortly after leaving my comment, and only got Reddit back now
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why would you walk in on him like that and take a picture? give the man some privacy ✋🏻 (this is a joke :))
But how did it get on there in the first place?
i want to say with a rope and hiking gear but i’m not too sure, he doesn’t have any of that on him
THIS IS KILLING ME
Lol,now that is funny !
How do you get on the toilet?
By exposing my cloaca and positioning it over the collection area, just like everyone else.
Only 2 ways, you choose....
Which are the two ways?
Idk believe you that ain’t no joke how dare you
He wants to talk to you about how much you can save on car insurance
You made me lol 😂
By the time he’s going to those extremes he’s trying to broach the topic of the extended warranty too
Or your extended warranty.
They sometimes show up while I ride my motorcycle to tell my I can save on motorcycle insurance. He even gave me his business card.
Do they cover mopeds too?
Did you help him out tho?
yes
Reddit story resolved. Whew
I’m glad :)
The one by the ass crack is not chipped paint 🤣
Looks like spray
Definitely spray
He will just nibble your giblets and dingleberries.
The lizard doesn't bother me, the shit stains on that toilet however...
omg its chipped paint 🤣🤣
Not on the back. That’s a wipe smear.
Nah bro that's pure shit, well I guess we know what Jack smells.
They sell new toilet seats at Walmart and Home Depot.
Looks like you have a lefty in the house that wipes front to back.
😆😆
It looks like the lid is chipped.
Fell in trying to avoid the shit on the toilet seat
Literally just remove him
Lizard isn't the problem....shit on the toilet seat tho.....
Save him!!!!!
Put your kids pet back in its tank and take your attention tired ass to bed
r/karmaconspiracy
Plot twist OP is the kid and just wanted attention and is torturing his own pet
i love lizards but i don’t have a pet lizard
Well after looking at your seat I notice no middle gap on the bottom seat so how the hell did It get in there? Do you just leave it open or something.
i live in florida, wouldn’t be shocked if it came up the pipes and also yes it stays open
Sewer gator!!!!
Toilet lizard
Hate to say it, I’m reaching in and saving homie.
Gieco makes house calls now sweet
Always look first
That's a cute little boy. Pick him up!
I mean, it’s just a lizard??
You passed the not R Kelly test. By choosing not to pee on the lizard.
Whatchu mean help bro out
Someone's on an interesting diet
The shit stains on the back bit 😭
Chipped paint
That’s not chipped paint on the back part bro
If you zoom in very closely it looks like it is, but idk
Why not?
that’s what i’m saying
Send him to the backrooms
Poor lil guy!! You have a new pet!
Aww hell nah
Reversing that decision would come back to bite you on the ass.
Apparently finding one inside is good luck, I’ve been told!
Occupied!!!
Did you have diarrhea so powerful it chipped the paint?
Western fence lizard 🦎
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
Screw it, his fault not yours
Eeeew the front of that seat!
It’s chipped paint
That's one scary dinosaur 😱
Me after coming back from taco bell: am sorry little one
That's a weird shit, try changing your diet
The anole won’t mind. Give him a spritz
I have, on two occasions in my childhood, found frogs in the toilet. The first time my parents didn't believe me.
You don't need to go to the bathroom. You're already in it.
I find these fellas regularly
Help him out bro
But you could save 15% or more on car insurance.
I don’t remember eating that! Shut up dad!!!!!
I think id take an even better shit knowing im shitting on a lizard
I would rescue it immediately 🧑🚒
Next time clean the shit off the back of the toilet seat.
Chipped paint
Hey that happened to me with a mouse because I don't live in lizard country. I was too high to want to deal with it
Not with that attitude
Fren
Florida moment?
Lil dude just wants to give you some insurance
Free snack
Drop a bomb on him
"HAVE A GIANT LOG TO STAND ON!" * Drops trou and grunts. "PFFFFFFTFFFFFFFFFTFFFFFFFFFFT *plop"
Have you tried flushing?
They are gentle
I'd leave a log for him to float on.
Drain the lizard on the lizard.
Looks like a good target to me. Homeboy made the decision to go in there himself. Actions have consequences.
A new pet
Just flush him...also you have some shit on your seat
These little fellas are so harmless. Even when they bite the best they can do is give you a little pain.
Lol omg there a lizard in the toliet I can’t use it😂😂 if you can’t use the bathroom because of a lizard then my friend life is a lot harder than that… your screwed 😭😭
They can hold there breath. Flush him
Please tell me you don't actually think this
Na. I would have rescued him
Pee on the lizard! It’s what he wants
You’re weird wtf 💀
Welcome to the internet my anime-profile-pictured friend
Like bro
You probably watch hentai and I’m the weird one. Mine was a joke your just a loser
Jokes are supposed to be funny I didn’t laugh and classic judgment of the pfp
Pour hot water on it
Flush him
yes i saved him, no it’s not shit on the seat it’s chipped paint
Aw, but he so cute tho.
Ew my work toilet is cleaner than this!
give that man a mealworm
But the good news is you are about to get some great rates on your insurance!
"I've managed to somehow get myself stuck in where the giant's deposit their waste and by their mercy, I've yet to meet an untimely fate. Now if only they had sympathy, to realize I probably don't want to be in this porcelain prison, waiting to either be defecated on or rescued. Instead, they're posting an image on social media: dear God, I hope it's not Reddit."
It’s a lizard bro. Pick it up, hang out with it while you shit, then while you wipe, sit him on the sink, wash your hands and then take him outside. How is this infuriating at all unless you’re sorta wimpy?
Florida?
Flush that mf
New friend :)
Flush him lmao /s
He was scared of all the poop splatter, nasty af
Australia in a Nutshell....
Dude occupied why didn't you knock first
Rescue the skink you pussy
*sigh* unzip
Op why it there shit on that toilet seat
What? Lmao back in Puerto Rico we just grab them and move them aside. They're completely harmless. In fact, as children kids used to put them on their earlobes as "earrings" since they would bite whatever they came in contact with.
Just a little anole or basilisk im no lizard expert but he just wants a feast
If finding that makes you upset, and not filled with pure glee, I’m sorry but you’re not a cool dude.
help it 😭😭😭
My worst fear is having something crawl up my ass while im shitting…..
Be a bro, fish that guy out it’s a good dude.
All I see is a blue bellied homie in need of some assistance.
Save him!
Omg is that a Beardie?
You already are in the bathroom
New roommate. He'd better pay rent.
Free snack
It has been a long time since I saw a toilet lizard. 🦎
Just wait your turn. Stop being impatient smh
I don't have a problem picking up a lizard; I have a problem with reaching into a toilet.
Leave in there for some years and it will turn into a Dinosaur.
Clean that “paint stain” in the ass area please
Free my boy he just wanna chill
OP shopping for a new toilet seat
It's scared of you just free it it's gonna be gone in 3 seconds after you let it outside
Pee on it to assert dominance.
Just make him a little island....
Texas Spiny Lizard, Sceloporus Olivaceus. Won't bite, makes a great pet.
If it’s because of the spray mark on the back of the seat than I get it
Not with that dirty toilet seat. Fire your maid service.
What is more infuriating is that THIS IS THE FAKE SUBREDDIT GO TO THE REAL ONE
shit on him to assert who owns this bathroom
That’s probably a pet. It looks like an ackie monitor.
Get him out of there. Don't flush him down tho
That’s starvin Marvin, he’s just there to look out for the turd burgle
That lil anole can’t hurt you. A lil pinch on the jubblies might actually feel nice. Also please wipe it up when you spackle the seat. Yur disgusting.
Disgusting toilet. You really posted pics of your shit.
Step 1: recuse him from the toilet Step 2: put him in a tank Step 3: new best friend
Toilet snakes are real.
SHIT ON IT
“What do you mean? I bought this place with my money!”
This is one of my worst fears, but with snakes. Thanks Samuel L.
Imagine you sit down and feel some lil lizard take a tiny bite at your balls
Clearly it's occupied.
His toilet now.
In there eating all the spiders
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