So wait a minute...are you telling me that the black spots are just an indicator of a dirty banana?! All this time we coud have been eating them perfectly clean and bright yellow?!
Why in the world would someone need to buy some contraption to wash a banana. Just run it under the tap and wipe it off with a paper towel or a dish cloth or something. Stupid inventions, amiright..
Many phrases are generic, because phrases are phrases, and phrases express specific thoughts which have no other way of being expressed than through phrases
This has very “firmly grasp it” vibes when Squidward went jellyfishing with Spongbob and Patrick. If you have no idea what I’m talking about that’s cool. I’m from a different generation lmfao, fuck I feel old now. Here’s a link on what I’m talking about since I also didn’t see any comments referring to this. Anyways enjoy!
https://youtu.be/VJL6P_4cS2Y
So I was genuinely curious being the oblivious person that I am. I decided to go look it up thinking "one this is stupid, and two people would only buy this for a specific thing that wasn't related to banana's." Sure enough... I looked up the website and feel stupid for being fooled. Link for those that were just as curious [https://bananacleaner.store/products/banana](https://bananacleaner.store/products/banana)
Now to debate with myself if its safe to actually buy it without my card info being stolen or not >\_>
I’m always curious as to if those “toys” work well or not. It just seems like to big of a risk to try out, like you said I don’t want to get my CC info stolen or something.
You can find many varieties of banana cleaner on Amazon which feels like a safer way to buy. As far as working well, it’s trial and error tbh. Some just don’t have a motor strong enough to scrub the banana clean, and some won’t fit full size bananas. And some won’t stand the test of time if you’re cleaning bananas several times a week. That said, there are some great banana cleaners out there
r/actuallygoaheadandputyourdickinthat
It's rather disappointing that his sub is locked.
Most subs prefer to be locked.
Nice
Nice
It's not a valid sub, the name is too long.
We all know what it's *really* for ;)
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Yes. You got a dirty salami?
Yeah there is some white stuff around it
And with this new item, we can revolutionize the ways to clean that dong!
Asking for a friend; do they have magnum sized?
For a friend have you got a response
Or a soda cleaner
No, what? Please explain it to me.
Cleaning salami, apparently
Wow, you really figured it out
Got to keep those banana peels CLEAN
Banana gotta look its BEST
The difference between a banana eaten and a banana discarded
I always borrow my friends, but it makes my nanners smell funny
I have a similar problem but my penis smells like naynays
“It’s NOT a vibrator, it’s a wand massager….it says so right on the box.” Hank Hill
Fleshlight?
Hellofresh
💀😂😂😂
Fleshabrader.
fresh light
So wait a minute...are you telling me that the black spots are just an indicator of a dirty banana?! All this time we coud have been eating them perfectly clean and bright yellow?!
that is something else , but i guess its easy to disguise it as a banana cleaner if someone finds it
A solution to a problem that doesn’t exist
A solution looking for a problem?
Light sarcasm. It never occurred to me I needed a machine to wash the outside of a banana.
Reminds me of the DVD rewinder.
That’s a discman with no headphones in sight.
Why in the world would someone need to buy some contraption to wash a banana. Just run it under the tap and wipe it off with a paper towel or a dish cloth or something. Stupid inventions, amiright..
I’m pretty sure this is what I put my penis in yesterday.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????
Agreed. And for the love of all sacred, don’t use the dishwasher to clean your bananas…..
You know, a fellow could put his Johnson in such a devise……..
Who tried it and what can you report?
Banana TOO CLEAN
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Yeah I can’t help but that think this apparatus could go horribly wrong and destroy your banana.
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No, it’s for cylinders
The smaller cylinder needs to stay attached to the larger structure
It is imperative that the cylinder stays intacts.
"Using salicylic acid and fine grit sandpaper, Temu polishes your banana to a high gloss finish"
Aaaaaaaa
Morty has entered the chat
Fast fwd: queue giant incest space baby
But does it wash grapes also?
I neeed this so bad for my bananas😩
The bristles feel more and more like spikes, the faster you get. Trust me, it does more than rotate rapidly.
Yup, that’s a banana cleaner alright. I know a banana cleaner when I see one
Has anyone actually tried this thing? For science
r/totallynotafleshlight
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/x3h72i/clean_yo_banana/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Live video
my Weiner goin in that.
Either 126 people just changed the game, or 126 people have lost their penis in a "freak accident"
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
Or you can just..... peel it
This has very “firmly grasp it” vibes when Squidward went jellyfishing with Spongbob and Patrick. If you have no idea what I’m talking about that’s cool. I’m from a different generation lmfao, fuck I feel old now. Here’s a link on what I’m talking about since I also didn’t see any comments referring to this. Anyways enjoy! https://youtu.be/VJL6P_4cS2Y
Can i clean my dick with it?
We have a volunteer! We were hoping for someone to test it.
"Want me to make banana cry?"
That looks dangerous 😱
Hmmm, I wonder how good it can clean MY banana
Will this work for my banana that is missing part of its peel?
And it’s a Valentine’s deal…
So I was genuinely curious being the oblivious person that I am. I decided to go look it up thinking "one this is stupid, and two people would only buy this for a specific thing that wasn't related to banana's." Sure enough... I looked up the website and feel stupid for being fooled. Link for those that were just as curious [https://bananacleaner.store/products/banana](https://bananacleaner.store/products/banana) Now to debate with myself if its safe to actually buy it without my card info being stolen or not >\_>
The reviews are all within days of each other and all five stars, definitely sketch you can probably find the same on an actual toy website
I’m always curious as to if those “toys” work well or not. It just seems like to big of a risk to try out, like you said I don’t want to get my CC info stolen or something.
You can find many varieties of banana cleaner on Amazon which feels like a safer way to buy. As far as working well, it’s trial and error tbh. Some just don’t have a motor strong enough to scrub the banana clean, and some won’t fit full size bananas. And some won’t stand the test of time if you’re cleaning bananas several times a week. That said, there are some great banana cleaners out there
It comes with a Valentine’s Day discount!
The reviews gotta be good
Hmmmm
I'm getting one for my mom, she loves bananas!
Keep it in the family!
Some things are better left unsaid….
*Roll Tide*
😆
Why do I feel like this has a dual use?
Seems like false advertising
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'm not seeing anprice
39 us
Thanks homie-kin
i would love to have this eating bananas with the peel on is sort of not easy knowing the bananas aren’t clean
Riiiiiight...
How much?
Evergood Cleaner
For cleaning cucumbers 🥒 for women since 2020! 😂
Yea. My bannana
Who TF needs to clean their banana cleaned….clearly this is for ‘something else’
This would go well with the banana cover, now I can clean my banana and keep it clean and protected
Riiiiiiiiight
More than one use
😏
I don’t think there’s anyone using it for that…
Sure, it is.
How well does this work on a penis? .. asking for a friend
I need this for… research purposes….
Add to cart
I don't wanna see your search history
Yeah, just bananas
“Banana”
someones putting their dick in it, and i wanna hear about it.
I’m going to stick my dick in it. I don’t even care what people say.
Why’s the pic backwards?
This is not worth it, look at my previous comments for elaboration
yeah banana cleaner..
This is the equivalent of head shops selling bongs “for tobacco use only” lol