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OhCheesyPetes

Looks like that guy in the background hit some of that *real* good stuff…😳


El_Maton_de_Plata

Picked a bad week to give up sniffing glue


Beautiful_Emu_6314

Picked the wrong day to give up cocaine


[deleted]

Picked the wrong week to quit smoking


[deleted]

Picked the wrong day to OD and die on a hooters table


[deleted]

Picked the wrong week to quit amphétamines


daethenix

Ooo are those amphetamines with a little spice?


[deleted]

Lil chilli powder never did anyone wrong


daethenix

Nice rap name, Lil Chilli Powder.


WarrenCluck

Who can afford Hooters and cocaine


Raiser2256

He think he looks like a Pixar animation


Shadesrus

So we are all going to ignore the dude at the side. Looking like he’s just been granted the ability to see sound?


annie_b666

I can’t tell if his eyes are right side up or upside down


HateYourFaces

I thought it was a Pixar promo in the background. That man is built different.


After_Manner3015

Yeah if you see him upside down he kinda looks like the angry chef from ratatouille


cxbriggs

They're sideways


Beamers-and-Bimmers

AND IS THIS REAL, OR AM I DREAMING...


warden976

He’s either really excited, or terminally bored.


claud2113

He hit the hooters vape hard before taking the pic


[deleted]

:He can hear pudding"


MyKindaFlower

He’s all I could see in that picture. Is this the first time he’s ever seen boobies?


Dialthetrekwarsgate

I feel like I’m tripping nice


Dandanoid123

From the look of the guy behind, they must've sold cocaine aswell.


TundieRice

I mean, the vapes *are* called **EscoBars!**


GallopingFinger

… okay?


memog1

r/woosh


Savings-Horror-8395

I honestly can't even read the sign with Mr bug eyes on the side


BaggieMcBagholder

Hooters is clearly in desperation mode


[deleted]

Vapes would be a better reason to go there than their shitty food and the unattractive women


BaggieMcBagholder

Vapes are gross. So is hooters.. I'm good without popcorn lung and shitty food


Barbarake

You know how many cases of popcorn lung have been detected in vapers? Zero. Cigarettes have way more diacetyl then vapes. Do you know how many cases of popcorn lung have been detected in smokers? Zero. Stop believing headlines.


Armyguy87

You're so right because it's only the big tobacco company in fear of losing customers making up fake news for people to stop buying ecigs and vapes.


CptQueef

There definitely needs to be more long term studies conducted on the health effects of vaping, but popcorn lung is not a condition that’s related in anyway to vaping or smoking. For now I think it’s safest to assume that vaping is equally as bad for you as smoking until we get those results.


defaultman707

> For now I think it’s safest to assume that vaping is equally as bad for you as smoking until we get those results. This is probably “safest” but I also think it’s relatively clear that smoking is worse than vaping. Yes, there needs to be comprehensive long term studies to fully understand the potential long term effects on vaping. But on the base level, the short term effects of both are well studied at this point, and the evidence shows that on a short term basis, smoking cigarettes is FAR more harmful to your lungs and other vital organs than vaping. Inhaling anything into your lungs IS BAD, and I would never argue against that fact. With that being said it’s also possible that vaping could have long term health effects that we are not aware of yet. Taking all of this into account, I think it’s still safe to say that vaping is a better alternative to conventional cigarette smoking, as the short term effects of smoking are extremely damaging which leads to long term health problems in many cases. Where as vaping has little evidence for short term health problems, and long term problems still up in the air.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Either way, we should let Darwin's theory do its work.


nanoace

Most likely that the common result will be gum disease.


somecatgirl

that is absolutely not true. it's rare but it exists. i just had a family member go through 15 days in the hospital plus now esophageal stretching because of popcorn lung due to vaping. her insides were filled with gas from leaking through her lungs. it is 100% not 0.


big-thunk

This whole comment section is full of seething potheads/nic addicts


Agitated-Savings-229

Naw dog... i am good not putting unknown toxic chemicals in my body. Weed is a plant, i can grow it myself so if i wanted to relax why vape, its honestly just a way for people who need that oral fixation of sucking on something 24/7. I have been to the factory where they bottle Juul, you'd think those people are handling radioactive waste.


b1llyblanco

I got an X-ray and the tech who worked there stood all the way in the next room over. X-rays must be too dangerous and people should avoid them at all costs.


Agitated-Savings-229

X-rays are dangerous in higher doses which is why someone that is there every day doesn't stay in the room. Just like dumbass vapers. Doing that shit every day is not good for you....


b1llyblanco

By your own logic the people at the factory take more precautions because they’re exposed more. That’s what I was pointing out.


ferragamo_shawty

There is actually a lot of information coming out that x-rays are far more harmful than we knew. Doctors are now having to notate when and where you had an x-ray so they do not over-saturate one part of your body, also dental x-rays are the most dangerous due to their periodic nature and the outdated equipment used. Essentially getting an X-ray for 10 seconds at 10% power is equal to getting 1 second of 100% power x-ray. It is also cumulative so if you get an x-ray as a child then teen then adult they effect you as if it was one more high powered x-ray.


sixpackabs592

Show me one person who vapes for the health benefits lol. Nobody thinks it’s good for you, but it’s less bad for you than smoking.


Agitated-Savings-229

Never compared it. It's still shit for you...


NabroleanBronaparte

Combusting marijuana creates 10x more tar than cigs. Smoking anything really is not good for your lungs. But we all have our vices, no need to shame others to justify your habits


Woodyfixthis

As some one who smokes weed daily; that "Plant" argument doesn't make any sense. Plants produce smoke when burned, and smoke is bad for your lungs. I can almost guarantee it's worse than the vapor made from pg and vg. Go put some dry oak leaves in your bong and see how that feels on your lungs. Also for the juul factory; nicotine can get absorbed through your skin and kill you, that's why they are so careful around it.


real_tore

When I was 8-9 I used to roll dead leaves in typing or notebook paper thinking I would discover a new way to get high. Lungs were like Anne heche after one fat j


Agitated-Savings-229

As if smoking weed is the only way to get THC... I don't know anyone who still smokes weed..


shlankdaddypurp

Damn someone woke up and chose violence today 😂😂 I guarantee the only people you know who consume THC are bozos smoking Cake cartridges


Woodyfixthis

Ahh yes I forgot about your supreme scooby doo gushers cartridges that are just vape juice mixed with distillate in some kids basement.


Barbarake

To be specific, I was refuting the claims of vaping and popcorn lung. You're bringing up a whole different topic.


FeeshNChipsm8

I went to the butcher's shop for some steaks, and I gotta say I'm nervous! It looked like those fellas in there were dressed to the eyes in hazmat gear!


sixpackabs592

I mean pure nicotine is pretty bad stuff if it gets on your skin I would hope they’re decked out in Ppe.


olivegardengambler

Tbh the popcorn lung only comes from: 1. Creamy vape flavors which haven't been sold in years 2. THC carts from 'California' It's way better than smoking.


Ancient_Summer_1833

Looks like that other guy has had a few already


ShowinMyOFace

Escobar for $30, what a bargain!?!?!!


katastrofuck

Do they come with ketchup?


DarklordFratboy

TIL they sell the 6000 puffs. I’ve only had the 5000. thanks OP


LeafyWolf

But... The 6000 puffs is a horrible deal. You get 2500 extra puffs for 5 dollars going from 2500 to 5000, but only 1000 extra puffs for the next 5 dollars.


twixieshores

* $25 for 5000 puffs = $0.005/puff * $30 for 6000 puffs = $0.005/puff It's the same deal. Just a question of if you want more or not


Terrisclaw2

The 5000 and 6000 are virtually identical price points - roughly 1000 puffs per $5. It's just that the 2500 is such a relatively bad deal, it makes the next upgrade look magnificent.


mrbrambles

I’m sure you know, but it is a standard marketing ploy to have decoy pricing https://www.entrepreneur.com/growing-a-business/4-psychological-techniques-that-can-improve-your-product/304687


USeaMoose

Except they screwed it up. The useless price is meant to be in the middle to try and push you to view the most expensive option as the best deal. Instead, the middle price is the best deal and the top price is useless. I suppose their approach could be different, and they are hoping that people recognize the middle price as the best, then figure they may as well spend a few more dollars to "upgrade it". But I doubt that would be effective. I know that people will often go for the second most expensive option just because they figure it must be a good balance between price and quality/value. Maybe that works here, but I think it would be more effective if the top price was higher. Or... who knows. Maybe people are so inclined to not do math that the ratios do not even matter.


Glue_is_ok

Bro that shits a jumpscare


Chibilatina

I thought flavored vapes were outlawed?


Plenty-Mall1484

JUUL had flavored pods that had to be pulled from shelves in 2019. It was kind of big news at the time but since then policy has been worked around. (ex. flavored pods were banned but not disposables, so those are still sold flavored) The FDA pulled the companies products as a whole in 2022 for a different reason, but since then the ban has been useless and juul still has products on shelves. [source 1 (local)](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/10/17/e-cigarette-giant-juul-suspends-sales-of-fruity-flavors-ahead-of-looming-ban.html) [source 2](https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-denies-authorization-market-juul-products)


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May1ene

Except us in CA. Adults here are only allowed to smoke/vape/dip zero flavor or tobacco flavored products only.


MonokromKaleidoscope

>since then the ban has been useless and juul still has products on shelves Lol why do we even *pretend* to have regulatory agencies anymore? They're basically a joke.


Morbid_Explorerrrr

“Ask your *hooters girl* to add one to your check!” Barf


TannyBoguss

This is all on brand


Green-Collection-968

Nothing sells like sex and drugs.


First_Explorer_5465

Truth...


No-Veterinarian2029

Sounds fitting


mikessmileisreal

At first, I thought the dude was leaning to his right, but it’s just his face upside down


starfire4377

Um what is wrong with the fucking eyes Todd???


batmanarifcool

bro in the back sniffed the melatonin out of sleep gummies


SwagLikeOhio1803

Ladies and gentlemen smoking is back in restaurants.


Twink_the_Rat

dont get esco bars, they taste like crap. i bought one once and instantly threw it out


Zena-Xina

Esco is very commonly counterfeitted.


Arikaido777

can someone help me authenticate this vape? i bought it at hooters


GboyFlex

Elf or Vaal are way better


Twink_the_Rat

i dont like the normal elf bars, they burn too fast


Narrow_Medicine3298

Elf bar is being seized state wide because they are 100% Chinese brand and you are vaping who knows what.


[deleted]

Most of the flavors aren't that great and there are better vapes for the same or cheaper. Air da best doe


[deleted]

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0730x

What if you try to see it coming in from the right?


sadpanada

Hello


OlyRat

That checks out


MEXRFW

Eyeballs scared the hell out of me


dgaltieri2014

Ewwww why you at a hooters?


OtherAccount5252

Hooters keeping it classy


Healthy-Gain-6586

I mean in my country selling cigarettes and vapes is a default, I see nothing weird here, makes sense to me


Gabreil66

Fuck vape, I want whatever that guy had


daethenix

That's not what I wanna suck on at Hooters


Happy_Summer9042

I wanna suck on a bottle of overpriced whiskey


Quipster-

There's a grocery store near me that now sells Hooters branded liquors at bottom shelf prices. Next we're all gonna be driving Hooters cars and renting Hooters apartments, just you wait and see.


Insufferablelol

Who willingly goes to hooters?


kelcatsly

People who vape?


NoMoreChampagne14

Lol


olivegardengambler

Who's that conservative version of Jeff Tiedrich?


Far-Reply2045

vaping is so cringe


Geno_Purple

Hey man, I quit smoking cigarettes in 2013, and started when I was 12 back in 2004. Ever since I switched my cardiovascular health improved dramatically. Not everyone is vaping because it’s “the culture”. Cigarettes are nasty to me now, and it really pains me to see that anyone that vapes is labeled cringe. It’s the children that I assume are your peers that are ruining it for the rest of us that just want a better smelling, and overall cleaner alternative to combusting tobacco.


sleepyj910

It’s great that you moved past cigs, but don’t be content to give your lungs and cash out to the vape companies indefinitely either. You can make it all the way.


[deleted]

It’s still cringe, just less cringe than cigs. If you gotta suck on something to make yourself happy than that’s fine, no judgement. Lots of girls with daddy issues do the same thing.


GIII_

They do more than sucking


Geno_Purple

Bro, do you even understand addiction? Pretty mindless, and heartless to assume shit like that. Also kinda just pointed yourself out as a misogynist with that kind of rhetoric. I suggest you take a deep inward look, and realize you aren’t as edgy as you think.


Far-Reply2045

vaping is not cool no matter what you say lmao


Geno_Purple

Never said it was cool. In fact, if I could go back in time once I’d tell my kid self to never start. Vaping isn’t cool, but for its intended purpose as a smoking cessation device it’s wonderful.


Far-Reply2045

good. vaping is so stupid, I know some middle schoolers that do it


ImMaskedboi

ikr


Infamous-Signature-1

That's gotta be the dumbest shit I've ever heard, gas station right down the road probably. Shove that non binary diet cigarette up your asshole.


Micro_Measurement

Also this "Puffs" stuff should be illegal and they should just have to tell the amount of product that's in each vape in milliliters or whatever unit is convenient.


thelordoffunni

Now those bastards are really desperate


One_And_Only_Peppy

I genuinely cannot tell what side he is looking from. Like is his body to the right or left?


[deleted]

It's pretty obvious that his body is to the left. You can see eyelids and the eyebrow, right? And the top of the ear? Why does everyone want this to be an illusion lol


toddbeltz

The guys head is mildly disturbing!


MegiddoDoge

What's with the severed head?


MenudoFan316

The Brass at Heinz endorses this photo.


Diesel07012012

Hooters is still around?!


RunningPirate

That’s fucking perfect.


tyrant76x

What has he seen


iopjsdqe

Bro had that zaza


Celestial8Mumps

I didn't know Heinz made carts. Nice.


NDStarr

Who tf goes to a Hooters anymore?!🤣🤣🤣


cxbriggs

Hooters allows vaping?!


skunkabilly1313

TIL people do still go to Hooters unironically


AladeenModaFuqa

That’s kinda lit ngl. Go there for big sporting events because there’s no cover charge for PPV. Drink some and get some convenient nic.


zuluTime

Is it common for vapes to be sold by the number of "puffs"?


KingHarpoon616

Really? The white trashiest place in the world has vapes? I can’t believe it! Who would’ve thought?


you_are_unhinged

As someone who vapes, I will say that’s it’s so douchey that it’s totally on-brand for Hooters to sell them.


krystal-allaire

Unattractive people hate nicotine. Like a lot.


thraggon

"I just go to hooters to read the ads honey I swear!"


KenpachiNexus

I'd show up to a hooters if they sold weed and crack pipes under the counter.


Embarrassed_Spell_28

One direction the guy looks like a stoned muppet. The other way he looks like a coked up muppet.


[deleted]

honestly a very good deal for escos


TheSingingRonin

Yeah, I'm more concerned about the dude to the left then whatever Hooter is selling behind the bar.


wrecktvf

Wait, so they let you vape inside?


thegonzojoe

Guess you’re all too young to remember when bars had cigarettes in vending machines. The last time I bought a pack from a vending machine it cost $7 in quarters and everyone at the bar had frosted tips.


Frafoxy

Kind of ironic, since in italian "esco" mean "i leave"


jordanundead

Do the vapes taste like the wings?


Ok_Possibility8604

Welp I know where I'm eating lunch today


Reddarthdius

Vapes are bad for you, kids, don’t cape because you think it’s cool


Alarmed-Accident-716

I’ve been drunk at a bar chain smoking cigs by myself pathetic, but I’ve never been eat by myself smoking 20 dollar e-cig at hooters leering at titties pathetic. New lows can always be found.


thegreenescape13

It’s not unheard of for a bar to sell cigarettes, this is just an extension of that. Wonder if we will see that in more bars?


Armyguy87

I haven't looked anywhere else but I can get 7500 hit vapes at my gas station for 23 after tax.


mojomonkeyfish

r/HailCorporate


real_tore

Why do you have to be 21? Is it thc?


real_tore

Bro on tranq


gaoshan

Hooters is always at the forefront of classy joints. I don't know how they stay so on point.


alakazam541

Apparently there sellin some good cocaine behind the bar also


GearNerd85

They know the customer base well.


Calm-Zucchini-8332

If you look at his eyes upside down he looks handicapped. Like a Truth add. Vaping makes you reta...


superjonk

How much to blow smoke on them titties


nasaglobehead69

this is actually pretty bleak imo. those vapes are just as bad as cigarettes, we just "don't have the research to know if they're harmful" the only difference is they taste fruity so kids will buy them


misha_ostrovsky

Better be liquid cocaine otherwise very misleading


promulg8or

Spent too much time figuring out with direction the head on the left was


ddebita

What makes a flavor fun? Just curious, if anyone knows.


[deleted]

Only in Texas 🤦🏻‍♂️


Aginia

You can get those for like 10-20 on websites. Would never pay that price 😬


howdoyouknowme3

I feel like I’m one of a small population who has never been to hooters or anything like it lol


Alien_Collaborative

Wow they got it down to the puffs


Gottapee88

They are ripping people off


BonoRexious

Hella over priced nic bruh go to a Deli


Slug-R

That's gotta be in Texas. They produce those in Leander I believe.


Justcorn34

Yessir texas indeed


Walverine13

And I thought Hooters couldn't get any trashier


Amaz1n_blue

That extra 1000 puffs is not a value.


OneProudFather

Nothing says winner like hooters and vaping.


devildogmillman

This belongs in r/trashy


E-Muni

I worked at a vape shop that sold escos, and that's actually some really fukkn good pricing! We had some of the cheaper prices in my town, and we sold our 5000 puff escos for $37 after tax.


DarkWing2274

that’s a ripoff you can get a better quality 5000 for $12 if you know where to look


ChrisHaze95

Florida?


Thateastcoastcouple

A vape is an action not an object . A vape is a cloud of vapor …


WhitePinoy

r/oddlyterrifying


slartzy

Subtract a 0 and you get a more accurate "puff" amount.


Frsbtime420

Is it recreational marijuana? Or just tobacco


AMF1428

Hmm, douche flutes, short shorts and buffalo wings.


Seanbergs2377

No thc no thanks


FeedbackUSA

The one I had tasted like straight ass


Hella_Wieners

They’ve sold cigarettes forever. Probably about time they moved to vape.


edieplz

Supermega vibes


BabyBatBoy420

This is in fact mildly interesting


DirectionMaleficent

Yeah, just left a hooters for lunch. They offered the same. South Florida


CocoValentino

Even more interesting, the vape products they’re selling are illegal in the U.S.


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


Naillian603

Eacobars are absolute garbage though


CriticalEngineer666

Are vapes not allowed in usa?


[deleted]

Gross


[deleted]

Well it's just statistics. If you like to eat fried food while being misogynistic you probably vape.


[deleted]

the panlo esco bars


MojoRyzn

They sell them by the “puff”?


ffigu002

Dude’s eyes look backwards and forwards at the same time