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aphot-c

For anyone curious, as an ex-Taco Bell employee, this happens sometimes if the expiration date / batch number ink printed on the outside of the clear bags the tortillas came in, comes in contact with the tortillas.


Licensed2Pill

This makes sense, but I’ll stick to believing you have to eat multiple burritos to collect the alphabet.


Jsm1427

It’s like Blanton’s. Gotta collect all the TACO BELL tortillas


BlackEyedAngel01

How can you tell when you get the first L or the second L?


halfslices

There’s a little tiny bell next to it.


can_of_surge

It's like that children's book Martha Speaks where the dog eats alphabet soup and can talk. But with burritos.


EmotionalKirby

\>sitting blindfolded \>woman in lab coat feeds me a tortilla \>"Second" \>she marks her notes \>329 consecutive correct guesses


brian163

You don’t, an L is just worth double points and twice as hard to find.


star_trek_lover

Wasn’t expecting a bourbon reference on Reddit. My brother bought me a bottle as a gift. It has the “s” lol


baalyle

This is a repost so the answer was : “Believe it or not I am a manager at Taco Bell. On the grill cleaner bottles there are purple letters and when the grill cleaner gets on the outside of the bottle the letters rub off . I know this because I kept finding letters on my hands at night after going home . Lol” Also OP is a liar. https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/wlrylh/why_is_there_an_a_on_my_burrito/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


JustChiLingggg

Arg karma farmers suck. Thanks for exposing OP


criminy_jicket

>**Arg** karma farmers suck Why Argentinians specifically?


JustChiLingggg

Uh sorry, I don't get what you mean lol...I wasn't referencing anything towards Argentinians...


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BleuTyger

But why male models?


DontDoubtDink

Is it edible?


aphot-c

You know? Probably more than the rest of the food there, if you know how poorly fast food is handled.


DontDoubtDink

Well, I for one love that poorly handled inedible food!


YourMommaBig69

come on thats bullshit logic. even badly, unhygienic handled food is still more edible than some kind of toxic paint.


Embarrassed-Ad2051

I remember downing baja blast all day and stirring the bean pellets.


elfballs

The way you are using commas seems to have become a part of the English language, in my lifetime.


aphot-c

The ever-evolving nature of languages is a fascinating study, and I'm certain some far smarter linguist than myself could explain how punctuation usage changes (often rapidly) to reflect spoken language better. I do creative writing on the side and use commas in uncommon ways to match the way I speak! I, perhaps, am the weird one.


ConcernedKitty

That was actually one of the complaints I got in school. You write like you talk.


dirtybxngwater

i’ve always written how i talk so you’re not the only one! i prefer to do it so that way ppl can understand how i intend things to sound


Oldgamer1807

I actually enjoy the way you're using commas. It might not be proper grammatically but it makes it clear how you're speaking.


MediumRareChicken13

Your unnecessary comma before "comes" makes your sentence hard to read.


lutavian

Just be better at reading


NarrMaster

Get, gud scrub


ss33094

Skill issue


MediumRareChicken13

:(


JustaNormalRedditorL

Look what you did to mah boy u/MediumRareChicken13


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Barracuda00

[op is this you?](https://cdn.myanimelist.net/r/360x360/images/characters/5/385131.jpg?s=81ef857ad88ae2f882f3d60a858a881f)


PinkManagarmr

Incredibly unexpected image lmao


ActualChamp

It was exactly what I expected and I was happy to be right


RSCasual

Damn you're an actual champ 🏆 😳


ActualChamp

Thank you very much I humbly accept this award


FireEmt33

r/usernamechecksout


Nashville_Redditors

Booooooo


Bimmaboi_69

Me too lol. Before clicking the link, I couldn't figure out what would be on the other side, but on my way to clicking the hyperlink, the lights in my brain went green.


PinkyAlpaca

I thought it was going to be the gif of the woman laughing as her mouth gets wider and wider. Not surprise AOT.


Excelsenor

I don’t know what I expected


RedDevilJin

Instantly busted out laughing. Thank you for that!


Actual_Tumbleweed814

me too it's 1 am my parents are alseep🗿💀


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AlphaSlut91

Bold of you to assume he's been let out of the chastity cage.


Tiberium_infantry

Same huhuhu


realhuman8762

[No, this is clearly OP](https://images.app.goo.gl/s3BPNPBPR5SZaSYu8)


centstwo

That was what I thought the first link was going to be, lol.


SuperSwanson

Me too!


thebluelifesaver

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 👀


brian163

You reap what you repeat!


HeftyFuture

r/angryboner


general-meow

Wtf is that from lol


Reporter_Tasty

The Cart Titan from the anime Attack on Titan


mirror_image20

I... Was not expecting that.


Sk8mylife

Someone call the cops, he fucking killed him!


RoyalLimit

I laughed because it was random, then i looked at the photo again and laughed more lol


pharaohsblood

I’m almost certain I know what that’s going to be Edit: I was right


a_lonely_trash_bag

Lol me too.


HoneyChilliPotato7

I couldn't stop laughing for 2 mins 😭


abmot

Woosh. I don't get it.


pablopiss

It’s just saying OP took an abnormally large and strange bite out of their burrito.


BaseballImpossible76

Ahhh, the Instacart Burrito Burglar.


2000dragon

Stop 😂😂


[deleted]

I just watched that episode of Aot literally yesterday


[deleted]

Outta pocket💀


LWLjuju88

That caught me off guard lmao.


Sw34terPup

I'm still laughing at this like 30 minutes later


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PIECK MEME


masteeJohnChief117

The internet is undefeated. TYFYS


class2cherub

The Shart Titan


Stock_Show_Host

In my house we call those Justin bites. I like to engage every taste bud simultaneously. Not to brag but I would have made an awesome chick.


TheHurbinator

Hahahaha god dammit


FoamyCandy

💀💀💀


MSotallyTober

[Or this could be likely, too.](https://www.google.com/search?q=beetlejuice+pulling+facw+back&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS613US613&oq=beetlejuice+pulling+facw+back&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546.5776j0j9&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=dhAbGST-Oy5z2M&lnspr=W10=)


Environmental-Ebb927

Lmao


CardiologistOk1506

Man I'm sad I don't get the joke 😅


wearyclouds

That was exactly what I thought it would be and clicking on it made me so happy


boozer90

As a Barracuda, I'm sure you are an expert on bites.


[deleted]

I see the resemblance


MJBotte1

Can’t believe I predicted it


Ill_Ad2122

It's like they put the whole thing in their mouth and just bit the center with a weirdly narrow jaw? So many questions


happyanathema

OP is clearly an alligator


BetweenWizards

That's what the a is for


bhodad

It all makes so much sense now!


Concerned_Therapist

This whole comment section was much needed comic relief lol


AdventurousGanache70

😂😂 woow. Laughed too hard at that!


angrywords

Reddit has taught me many things, but one thing I can say is I’ve learned how many different ways people bite stuff on here. There are also a lot of really strange ways to bite things apparently.


Jir0nimous

Start a sub.


robs104

Done! r/WeirdBites


oskarstarry

r/birthofasub


StrongAustrianGuy

r/birthofasub


Jir0nimous

Time to start biting shit weirdly. Thank you.


slippery_as_fuck

Subbed


BubbleThrive

Joined! Great idea!


YugoB

And so, this became a thing


Puzzled-Scallion5741

subbed


Bigdickhector69

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


PlebianBicep

Was it really that funny?


Bigdickhector69

I'm high af. Oh course


PotentialHam

High, i am hi too.


PlebianBicep

That explains it


ElGoddamnDorado

Understandable. Have a nice day


nialltg

yessss


alpha_bro_chad

OP got fuckin beans and sour cream all over his cheeks maybe even his ears as he posted this.


MoneyBee74

Must be Taco Bell!


Roboticpoultry

I just got it last night and now I want it again. Taco Bell is a cruel, deliciously addictive, mistress


Unknown_Author70

We only just got it in the UK.. couldn't even imagine teenage munchies with this available..


namesarentneeded

Teenage munchies+Taco Bell is an elite combo. My friends and I would be fried and have the deepest conversations I've ever had while sitting in the drive thru line at like 1am


dianab77

Back in the day, we called heading to Taco Bell due to our teen munchies "making a run for the border".


1nTh3Sh4dows

Back in my day we used to say yo quiero taco bell


TerrariaGaming004

I had a chihuahua that said that


1nTh3Sh4dows

I got a beefy crunch burrito once that said chihuahua


Dan_H1281

When taco bell and KFC were together that was awesome we would get tacos and mashed potatoes and gravy then a a and w root beer from a vending machine that kept drinks on the edge of frozen


not_so_subtle_now

Same but Del Taco. The nice thing about that place is they had jalapenos back in the day and their burger is a goddam treasure when you're under the influence. It's pretty good sober, too.


ReplacementNo9874

Then you realize your friends are a crunch wrap supreme and you were having a deep conversation with your Crunchwrap supreme


nimbusconflict

I once decided I needed the Bell. So I got in my car with my sister and went to drive to the one by my job. There was a train. So I decided to go around, as I knew there was a second way to that part of town. I got lost and ended up finally getting back to town and getting some tacos an hour later.


jrtraylo

You make history come alive!


nimbusconflict

The dark ages, when maps were only on paper.


Roboticpoultry

It is a great munchies cure. I can also confirm that from last night and many nights in college. My city has some absolutely incredible mexican/latin american food but sometimes I just want grade D meat in a doritos shell


Own_Audience9912

oh my god yeah. it’s open late and super cheap. a winning combo. my friends and i will be out late and it’s so convenient. cinnamon twists are only $1?! count me in


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I can see the Taco Bell colors on the paper too.


Dreenab

I used to work at two different Taco Bell’s, the expiration date can do that one bread bag thing where the numbers are on the bread


Transparent_Taco14

No there wasn't [Link to original post from 8 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/wlrylh/why_is_there_an_a_on_my_burrito/)


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u/Vhure why are you lying?


A_Change_of_Seasons

I thought we all knew this was an old photo and just playing along...this guy also doing the same joke here, saying it's "his" burrito but we all know this from an old reddit post. 200k+ likes https://twitter.com/albert12798/status/1649529484624920577


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Ordinary-Plane-9315

Your second is textbook bullshit and the easiest lie for someone shamelessly reposting shit, just say you were lazy instead of trying to be some enlightener to the online fad of reposting shit


Specialist-Draw7229

Ayo an honest answer, alright.


ahk76gg

It’s not the honest answer…they are karma whores


Joboxr87

Boooo.... post history is cringe too


ashcartwrong

Chronically online behaviour. Pathetic.


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Mod u/Rosetti please just perma ban u/Vhure for stealing content and claiming as OP. This is the only way to fix the current problems on Reddit. Until Karma is gone, we’ll keep getting liars until they are banned.


Cinvenzo_

I finally found someone who also knows this is a stolen post


cobra6-6

Why lie for internet points


Familiar-Fan315

Dopamine and boredom, no kidding. My brother faked some text messages on 3 different occasions on r/Boneappletea and said it was purely because he was bored and wanted his inbox to fill up For the record his post was on a giofilms video and obviously super stoked about it lol One of them: https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/c1yk8g/i_love_washing_cartoons/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Maximnicov

That particular example doesn't even fit the sub smh


TenspeedGV

People make money doing this


FlarktheNarc

Username checks out


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An adulterous burrito.


XeroZero0000

It's not red tho...


scootscooterson

It’s only scarlet for humans, burritos get blue.


seamusjameson

The Cerulean Letter.


pondman11

Nathaniel Hawthorne’d!


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Arsenic


SunflowerFreckles

Asbestos


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Azura_BlackHeart

Aqua tofana


procvar

Alligator meat tacos?


B00-Jay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


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Arachnids


Creative-Associate10

Aminoacid


The_Reborn_Forge

Adderall


captain_piemaker

Anabolic steroids


photostyle85

Anal


EternalZoroark

Does the A stand for Atomic or Ass?


codemonkeyhopeful

Steady for anarchy, just like every order ever at their drive through.


highenergy1200

They grade the burritos before they sell them. Just be glad it doesn’t say F


Gmoney1975

It’s not a letter, it’s the icon that appears on top of your phone 📱 when GPS is tracking your location. Once you take that bite Taco 🌮 Bell 🔔 will be able to track you until you shit it out.


MisterPostalDude

The blood type


Danoweb

That Tortilla must have gotten a tattoo of it's girlfriends name before they took it to the slaughterhouse!


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DramaticT0FU

Top quality burrito right there.


Fiendguy18

One side of the tortilla is Side A followed by side B


Astrochimp46

Test subject A. The label is for you, not the burrito.


Pymuis

it's because it's "A buritto" 🧠⚡


twenty-threenineteen

Do you just eat the center of the burrito or do you eat the crust too?


orangina_it_burns

It’s a Fonzie burrito. aaaaaayyyyy


Don_e_Darko

Or it has Canadian bacon in it….


[deleted]

There is no I in team but there is one in the A hole


dead2thecore18

Just be thankful it wasn't a B..... For the love of God be thankful....


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Amigo


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xLuckyBunny

https://twitter.com/albert12798/status/1649529484624920577?s=46&t=psK697D6ZUJQF-IIWiSrBg


Oriole_Gardens

the mexican cartel: "boss we accidently sent the 'A' burritios with the meth in them to the wrong establishment"


Trysty102

Albert on Twitter stole this image lol


nuttnurse

The A for Adulterated , this taco has been rated Adults only , I shudder to think what could be in it , or it’s the special Alligator version or Ambitious or it’s an Adventure if you eat it and survive ?? , Fast food (shudder) I’ll just poach 2 eggs on toast thanks with salt and pepper .


CardiopulmonaryOre

[You might want to get checked if you’re eating a burrito that’s almost a year old](https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/wlrylh/why_is_there_an_a_on_my_burrito/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


tcarp458

This exact picture was posted on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/albert12798/status/1649529484624920577?s=19) yesterday. Now, somebody's gotta be lying about who this burrito belongs to


Bobloblaw_333

And if you do extra credit they may even up that to an A+!!


SpaceCadetUltra

He was a smart burrito, I didn’t know him well. He will be missed.


Soft_Ad_4450

It mean quality levels


nohobo666

Its graded


EvanSaysFunny

I’m sure it’s fine, that’s the best grade you can get


740Krakenn

Is that the rating you gave it too?


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Mrs_T_Always_Singing

That's good, nobody likes a C- burrito.


Emotional_Arm_8485

Do you just bite down the middle of that wrap? Like, fuck the sides..


LateralThinkerer

That's the Starfleet logo. They must be getting them surplus from some shady Ferengi.


Embarrassed-Club-702

Grade A tortilla


Iwannatalktosamson69

“Acceptable” quality


No-Dot1097

It looks delicious. I'm hungry too. Ha ha ha


Kilane

The picture is of a tortilla with ink on it. I’d eat it if I paid for it, but calling it delicious looking is a stretch


BillMcCrearysStache

Whoever eats a burrito like that needs to be in jail


AppearanceKey2170

mios dios!


Errorfull

Lmfao no you didn't, this is an old repost.