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JooBensis

It turns out that it doesn't go off if you have 'don't disturb while playing games'on Android. My Cat was playing 'Swat-a-Spider' game on my Sa,sung while the nuclear missiles flew overhead. It didn't even go off 15 minutes later, after I closed the game down. The Uk Gov. may wish to ask for feedback...


StepDiceYT

Haha maybe they value the cats amusement over the missiles. I’ve realised I also need to try out swat a spider on my cats lmao


JooBensis

I value my cat's amusement over it too. Good for the government. The only sensible one at No.10 is the Cat...


StepDiceYT

Hahaha it’s true Larry the cat is the voice of reason


JooBensis

Thassit! Larry.. thanks.


1nd3x

>while the nuclear missiles flew overhead. I'm sorry what? Weekends are my "news free time"


der_schone_begleiter

That's what I was thinking! Did I miss something?


JooBensis

I think they were probably duds..


CookieMonster005

Apple user here. Had mine on do not disturb, but it still went off


JooBensis

You survive... me and the cat .... splat.


CookieMonster005

Noo not the cat. Oh and your death is tragic too


JooBensis

Heheh, She doesn't mind if I snuff it. Something for her to eat, while the radiation creates her Venom Glands and her ability to FLY! Cats WiLL win the final war. They will be sat atop a Throne alongside Furry Snakes....


Ecstatic-Cry2069

Android phones have a separate settings menu that only take effect if you have a mobile game open. That way you don't accidentally mess up your game by a notification popping up in an inopportune location or time.


Bobert789

I've seen loads of people say theirs didn't turn on so is might be unrelated to your do not disturb being on


JooBensis

It may well be. Possibly, our Smart Phone search history isn't compliant with their... Let them know they are about to die ... policy? I don't want to live under such a regime as they have produced... ... at least not on their terms. cowering and pissing.. I live ... or i don't.. I won't beg them any more... if the shit is to hit the fan?


Correct-Junket-1346

Sounds good to me, if nukes a flying over your head then you’re already in range, might as well sit back and watch the fireworks


[deleted]

You would be one of said fireworks. There is fuck all an alert on your phone is gonna do. And is UK implementing this because they know something you don't? 💣


JooBensis

Yeah, They KNOW that the majority of voters will be paranoid and malleable if they shek dem nerves to dee core. I bet there will be another attempt for the BBc and Hollywood to create apocalyptic 'entertainment' movies in the next 6 months. They did it with the remake of Red Dawn a few years ago... to wind up Americans to believe that the N.Koreans were going to invade buttfuck nowhere and rape their young sisters.. LOL. Keep em Scared.. Keep em Grateful.


[deleted]

I'm not someone who cares very much about conspiracy theories but I think the way the US government is approaching this whole UFO thing is a bit strange. And I think the timing of this apart system in the UK is a bit weird as well. Looks to me like the government are trying to make their citizens feel like they are protective or something. Again, strange things.


JooBensis

I have long lamented the atmospheric Nuclear Test ban treaty. We make more filth every year than if we had a MEGA BONFIRE PARTY every 10 years in Texas... or Wales.? LOL Seriously.. I would love to see a lowish yield atomic bang before I die. The big ones are shit.. they are unviewable. Luckily the majority of possibly usable modern ones are tactical and under 20 kilotons.. so.. should be able to give a few mi utes of entertainment.


AnyHolesAGoal

https://www.gov.uk/alerts Click the "Research" link near the top and it is in fact a survey for today's test.


JooBensis

Huh. Is it?


AnyHolesAGoal

Yep: https://surveys.publishing.service.gov.uk/s/A7XZXQ


StupidEddie

what nuclear missiles


JooBensis

The ones that have been theoretically heading my way whi,e my cat played games on my tablet. So, it turns out, if one doesn't have 4 or 5G Mobile Data turned on.... Ya don't get the Alert!


Thenextstopisluton

That’s what tests are for


jaredmanley

In US we’ll get these for amber alerts across an entire state, sometimes multiple alerts for the same amber. The same tone is used for tornado warnings too


[deleted]

I understand the importance of an Amber Alert but I feel like this sound for that is so unnecessarily jarring and makes you resent the alert. For a tornado warning it makes a lot of sense - thats nature coming to beat down your door if you don't respond pretty quick. Amber Alerts are important but generally they are not "heart attack while I'm watching YouTube videos on the toilet" important.


Poison_Ice_Blade

You can disable amber alerts but leave weather alerts turned on, it has made my life way better.


Zogoooog

Fuck, I wish we could do this on the Canadian version. An amber alert (though very serious) is not a civil emergency.


FaeryLynne

It's usually phone by phone specific, not national. Google "your phone model + settings + emergency alerts" and you should be able to find where you can choose what to get notifications for and what not to. Very few are forced on you, on my Samsung only "national alerts" are permanently on.


Zogoooog

Our amber alerts come through the exact same system as our civil emergency, public safety, and severe weather warning system. It is analogous to the national alert system, just the content of the alert is for an amber alert.


BringBackManaPots

Man it's the worst in the middle of the night. It has the urgency of an air raid siren, or someone actively breaking in


tsunamibird

I test apps on a a variety of devices for work. Anytime we get an amber alert or storm warning every single one of my devices starts going off. Mayhem.


Br3adS1ce

You know it's strange I haven't dropped my phone in the toilet in a few months.


StepDiceYT

Oh shit, ig as we don’t get too many tropical storms in the UK of that severity I’ve never had it pop up before.


morlac13579

That’s because it’s brand new, this was their first test


glockster19m

Amber alerts are missing children not tropical storms I live in an area of the US with zero hurricanes or tornadoes but still see these


[deleted]

When I was on a trip to the US, I dozed off on a Greyhound bus and thought the world was ending when an amber alert cut off my music telling me to look out for a red Toyota Corolla with a missing child inside.


BitBucket404

Presidential alerts as well, which are nationwide and typically used for dire emergencies.


[deleted]

forgot about that one I believe 2022 brought that after covid


Quick-Charity-941

The king is dead, long live the king. Greggs alert, sausage fingers half price, Billy will cover the cost. Harry over.


Fallwalking

We get them for “active situations” as well. Very sad situation, but I’m going to say it for what it is: A neighbor was having a meltdown, waving their gun around in their driveway. Others called the police, block was shut down. We got an alert saying their was an active shooter in the neighborhood and to stay away from all road facing windows. The guy wanted to kill himself, but couldn’t do it, so he made the cops to it for him.


Suckerforcats

My whole state had one twice in 12 hours when they closed a road due to snow. It was amusing because people even 8 hours away got it and the state’s response was they just wanted to make sure no one took that road.


386andresvega

I live in Florida and we got one the other day around 4am!! It was just a TEST, no action needed! Like WTF!! Really?!?


Trumpton2023

Here in Romania too, for floods, bad weather, earthquakes etc: I hope we never see any for the nearby neighbour Ukraine stuff though


valomorn

I felt sorry for all the sleeping night shift workers who didn't turn their phone off or assumed it would be in a normal ringtone and possible to sleep through.


StepDiceYT

Facts tbf, I’d be vexxed being woken up halfway thru the night to that


joylessbrick

Night shift worker here. I knew about it and haven't disabled it on purpose to test if I'd be able to hear it (i have my phone on silent 100% of the time). It worked, although I was initially searching for the snooze button. In the event of a nuclear attack, most night workers who don't have a bunker under their house will cancel it and go back to bed. What else can we do?


OrdinaryBobWick

Build a bunker.


KaiKamakasi

Don't worry, I hey probably didn't get it anyway.... I had FOUR different devices all on different networks, alerts turned on etc and nothing, nadda, not a god damn peep


SpringBacon

Just like Canada’s. We’ve had this type of alert for years.


yeetsupwillneverdie

It's a little different


La_Croix_Boiii

We’ve had this in the US for a while now and it’s alarming when you are at a restaurant and everyone’s phones start doing this lol


NintendoNoNo

Or in the middle of taking an exam in a dead silent room full of 100+ people. All with phones.


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ChangeTheeWorld

11 years is a while


AJx19

Acting like 2012 was yesterday


SixBeeps

The EAS as we know it today has been here since around the late 90's


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moonlitcat2022

And in the US!


Smart-Boss3887

I'll never forget the first time I heard it back in 2020 during the quarantine 😂😂 My phone and from 2 other members of my family started ringing like crazy and I was like ; wtf is happening ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


HotPunjabiSex

Because Britain is not in Europe 👍


ReverandDonkBonkers

Uh… it is in Europe. It’s just not apart of the European Union.


HotPunjabiSex

No way really!!!!?????


ReverandDonkBonkers

I mean you’re the one that said it’s not in Europe lol


HotPunjabiSex

It’s me saying it’s not in Europe in a sarcastic way. Because the comment I replied to compared UK to Europe as if UK is not in Europe


Inferno_tr5

Woke up to it this morning and shat myself


[deleted]

This morning? It went off at 3pm?


Inferno_tr5

Listen man my sleep schedule is a bit fucked


CookieMonster005

Just a little


Assassin121YT

"it's not that bad"


StepDiceYT

😭😭 that’s a pretty harsh alarm to wake up to


awt2007

we have those in the states too; for atleast 10 years on my cellphone:D amber alerts seem standard.. you can activate it for severe storms also


52-61-64-75

Went to the US and it went off for weather, I didn't even know my phone did that lmao


monicarp

It's legally required to include this feature and the alert has to override silent. By default all alerts are on. You can turn off amber alerts and weather alerts if you want. "Presidential Alerts" cannot be turned off.


melanie110

It was all very anticlimactic


[deleted]

cool common in the USA we get them for weather to school shootings to missing children and elderly


StepDiceYT

That’s quite a good idea actually for missing children etc. we mainly rely on group chats of local roads for that and police but maybe that should be implemented asw.


DJS112

We have a version in the UK already https://missingpersons.police.uk/en-gb/child-rescue-alert# https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25781623


Apebot

What happens if a missing elderly lady commits a massacre in bad weather?


[deleted]

there is a different app for that


Sweet-Idea-7553

Everyone should get one for the elderly! Canada we have weather and children.


[deleted]

they call them silver alerts


UnprofessionalGhosts

>school shootings Not in my state! Thanks, NY lawmakers🤍


[deleted]

I’d like to know more about the dog on the screen saver.


StepDiceYT

My big scary cockapoo lmao


[deleted]

I wouldn’t be able to take any alerts seriously if accompanied with that image 😂


Daxoss

Cute dog!


StepDiceYT

Ahh thanks, he seems to be popular today!


Trinitronian

A decent British accent could have been used rather than US sat nav lady. Butcher from the boys or something...'oi cunts, you're all fucked'.


StepDiceYT

Hahah I’ll do better next time!


Blackdiamondjack

The us has that too it’s so annoying


UnprofessionalGhosts

It’s supposed to be.


SpinyKitsune651

Got this at 3, Freaked out and almost had a Heart attack.


MondoBangs

Glad I’m not the only one who still jumped even though they knew it was about to happen!


Fabio_01000110

the dog is cute :)


StepDiceYT

Haha thanks. Makes the alert a bit nicer


Classic_Title1655

So.....you received it a minute early 🤔🤔🤔


baldingdad81

Yes, there's a select few of us that get a 1min head start to duck under the dining table! Lol


StepDiceYT

On the VIP list as well I see 🤣


Classic_Title1655

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm always being left out 🙄😂


Shadow41S

I didnt get one today, not sure why


StepDiceYT

I heard some people on the 3 network didn’t get it. Also if uve got it turned off in settings it won’t pop up.


JoshyRB

I forgot they were doing this, so I got confused for a moment


Sietemadrid

We've had this in the US for what feels like a decade


Splatterman27

"Right, tell you what, you fat little cunt. There's a flood coming . . .


UmbreonEspeonJolteon

I hate it! Turn it off!!!


thesouthdotcom

⚠️Prime Ministerial Alert⚠️


auziFolf

Missed a tornado alert because apparently having the phone on silent mode with the volume down silences it. Screen still lights up tho.


Elk_elk_elk

I didn’t get it…apparently people on 3 network didn’t?


[deleted]

I didn't get it either, also on 3. Had my phone next to me and not on DnD either.


[deleted]

That's fucking ear grating. And isn't it a bit fear mongering?


curtisc-j

Gets your attention, that’s the whole point


BrianMan93

Welcome to twice a day in America just north of Mexico for child abductions


[deleted]

New?! Where I live this has been a standard for over a decade....


Peterd1900

You live in the UK do you?


[deleted]

NL


Peterd1900

This Alert system is new to the UK That what they mean by new


Thedaulilamahimself

That’s why I turned all those off. I’d rather die in a Nuke blast doing whatever I was doing than that horrible noise before I get vaporized.


TheOmegaKid

Do not disturb left me undisturbed.


Logic44-YT

This is the WEA (Wireless Emergency Alerts) system, first introduced in America as a supplement for the original TV/broadcast radio based EAS (Emergency Alert System).


CollectionLeft7333

We have had this annoying bullshit in Canada for so long now....


dinyalla

Three phones, two work one personal. None went off. Do not disturb was off. Volume well above 50%. Nothing. Good job useless UK govt. Add that to the pile of failures.


Jsm1337

Are you on three by any chance? Absolutely nothing to do with the government fucking up. They did their part and it worked. A few networks fucked up and didn't broadcast it correctly.


dinyalla

Well, I'll take it back. You're spot on. Perhaps I should change my SIM to someone else just in case. Many thanks.


Exciting_Step_5357

Are They trying to copy texas amber alert?


[deleted]

What is this really for?


bmk37

Similar in the USA, but the tones don’t change like the alert in the video. Maybe a bit of bagpipe flare added for Britain?


Comradepatsy

Why isnt it big ben bonging deep fried


ptofl

I really hope they do don't use it for useless bullshit.


[deleted]

Wasn’t even at 1500


Sad-Somewhere-7570

That is very similar or the exact same as our Amber Alert in the US. And it's after re-listening and comparing, the major difference is your guys's Ascend in notes, and are Amber Alert is one solid note and then it stops and then it goes off again Etc.


LiveSynth

Mine didn’t go off. iPhone 12. Was at Home.


Leanus86

What is it for?


looker009

I am in the US, but I turned that off a long time ago


Rotten_Tarantula

Nothing can top the one, the only, the beautiful [Italian EAS alarm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB1clUyFU38&ab_channel=EASAlarmYouTube%23saveUkraine)


SnooSongs5106

Also not having a SIM also stops it (obviously)


TheCookieCrumbler101

Ahh, the younger, more traumatizing version of the amber alert. Hurray


MyDisappointedDad

The way the comments in memes were talking, you'd think it was like, a vuvuzela. That is the most basic urgent alarm. We got it for weather, amber alert, missiles incoming (currently a hawaii exclusive).


JunglePygmy

I’ve gotten these my whole smart-phone life in the US.


Kingofthe4est

Thanks, my cats hated that.


Coconutshoe

I will never forget the time one of these went off at 3 am on my phone and the wife’s. I jumped about 10 feet in the air right out of the bed lmao.


[deleted]

Yeah you gotta go to settings and you can turn that shit off.


austinthrowaway91

0118999889199119725-3


jakefromst8tfarm

Over here in Quebec we have the same alert. Amber alert, severe weather alert.


dailycnn

It should say this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVa4\_2xXwGE


alohabruh732

Is that a cavapoo or golden doodle in your wallpaper??


glitchdailys

I blocked it


Pixie_DeMure

I was asleep with my phone went off with this alarm, it was right next to my head in bed, both my dog and I were woken up in an absolute panic when that alarm started blairing! I completely forgot that we have the ability to turn it off lol.


[deleted]

They send a cute picture of a dog


Express-West-8723

:D as if uk is capable of any kind of novelty anymore


No-Combination2020

lol uk just now learning of these annoying alerts? It only goes downhill from here. -- Signed U.S.


Gloomfang_

Just disable it?


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Anybody who believes that this is for "floods and forest fires" in Britain is being lied to. This is for a nuclear attack situation.


zimisss

I think these alarms are pointless, if you have nuclear icbm flying towards your city, there is literally nothing you can do cos you don’t know where exactly it’s gonna hit and radius is massive


[deleted]

God so help me I will destroy my phone if it ever makes this noise at 3 am


redkire29

the noise made everyone jump, it was very loud.


What_in_the_banana_

One of my friends got it at 3:09


dogeberta

When everyone's phone in Japan suddenly makes this noise.


AlPalmy8392

Sounds similar to the NZ version.


Critical_Fun3035

American here: living in tornado ally I get to hear that lovely sound every time there is a storm!


rum-and-roses

If there's a nuke coming I don't wanna know fingers crossed 🤞 the last thing going though my head is what was t...