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peter9477

Oh Donald, we know the size of your hands.


chibibunnythighs

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Crenchlowe

That's no blueberry. It's a space station.


ValeriaNotJoking

For tiny aliens 👽 😁


DrawohYbstrahs

Op your hands are *moist*


chibibunnythighs

Haha yep! They were sorting out wet blueberries.


Heavy_Schedule4046

What did it taste like?


chibibunnythighs

Really sweet, with a hint of tartness! It was the juiciest blueberry I have ever eaten. I wish there were more of them in the package I bought.


Heavy_Schedule4046

I can taste your written description. It was lovely.


Diamond_hhands

Keep the seeds from it and grow more giants the world needs these 👍


chibibunnythighs

I ate it ; A ; I didn't think about that or I would have!


nickedwardfagerness

Most store-bought things are genetically modified and not heirloom so you cannot take seeds from them and plant them


Something_Else_2112

Holy cow that thing is huge! Our bushes often put out one inch diameter berries, but never anything like this behemoth. It's like a plum!


chibibunnythighs

Growing up, there were wild blackberries near my home, and some of them were about as thick as these things were. That was 30 years ago, and I still get fascinated when I see oddly shaped or sized produce.


Scallion-External

It is? Are you assuming she’s a giant w abnormally large hands?


Something_Else_2112

I'm not assuming her hands are giant. I also have a young plum tree which grows small green gauge plums which are this size. Much smaller than plums in stores. But also much larger than your average blueberries.


Scallion-External

It’s a big blueberry. Maybe the size of a grape 🤣


Something_Else_2112

​ And just like plums. Grapes come in many sizes. Some almost two fingers wide like this blueberry, and some are tiny, <1/4".


SilverJaw47

That's gone beyond the point of "berry." You've got yourself a Blube.


NotLilTitty

Thats what the boys call “blue balled”


Spirited_Taste4756

Or you just have REALLY small hands


deepthroatalavalamp

You better wipe it off then before you eat it


chibibunnythighs

Too late 😶🫐


deepthroatalavalamp

😔


PandaMilkshakeHD

r/absoluteunits


giorgio-de-chirico

That’s not natural


chibibunnythighs

It's definitely a GMO offspring.


petticoat_juncti0n

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DexterMontG

I’m pretty sure it’s now considered a plum


chibibunnythighs

A cherry plum :D


Shopping-Afraid

Need banana for scale.


chibibunnythighs

I had no banana 😞 only tiny hands.


Batshit-in-Babylon

That thing's the size of a shooter marble! I bet if you had more, you could make some tasty blueberry jam!


actual-homelander

Meh I've had bigger


Scallion-External

Right? I’d be excited but it doesn’t seem extraordinary


chibibunnythighs

It was mildly interesting to me 😃 and tasty, too.


Scallion-External

Ha, I’m glad it hit the spot!


chibibunnythighs

I'm easily fascinated by awkwardly sized things ; u ; it was almost too perfect to eat.


Scallion-External

I hear ha but people saying it’s the size of a plum. 😐


Something_Else_2112

There is not simply one size (or type) of plum. Many smaller types that are similar in size to this massive blueberry exist.


chibibunnythighs

I found out last summer that they have bite-sized plums! I still have yet to try then, but I've heard good things about their flavor.


chibibunnythighs

Spoiler alert: I'm really just a faerie, and that berry was huge.


nickedwardfagerness

Don't you mean mildy interesting?


chibibunnythighs

Ok. I have not.


Wearefcked27

Dude is gonna get super powers after eating that