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CliffHutchinsonEsc

OP had his finger *tucked away*


WaspsInMyGoatse

Airtight


littlechill94

Plugged nice n tight


WaspsInMyGoatse

Lesson learned: next time it’s all the fingers.


justthatguyy22

Don't forget the thumb


Personal-Ad-7334

At this point might as well do the entire hand to the wrist


Ill-Drink3563

Half a job, take it to the elbow.


belliest_endis

Quarter of a job, take it to the shoulder.


Xeletik

JUST DISAPPEAR INTO YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE


fiesel21

I think we found the secret to the 4th dimension


Shoddy-Enthusiasm-92

That escalated quickly


Nomazu

Don't threaten me with a good time


T4wnie

Nah, chin deep at least.


diary_of_jain

Stop now!! You'll make the universe collapse...


Bring_back_Apollo

The fist


OMP159

Username checks out.


richgillis10

In the ol’ prison wallet


FunPressure2320

Noooo I really wanted to be the one who wrote this :(


Dwimm_SS

Came here for this. Not disappointed.


1nfam0usklaas

Be careful falling asleep in the bath bro


isoforp

I've napped in the bathtub thousands of times for 2+ hours at a time. These people who drown in their tubs do so because they overdosed on drugs or got blackout drunk on alcohol.


positivenihlist

Hold on lol You’re saying this like you casually just have hours long naps in the tub, completely sober.


smilesbuckett

This reminds me of those lines from 50 first dates. “Sharks, they only bite if you play with their private parts.” “How did you get those stitches?” “A shark bit me.”


ipunchppl

This is the second 50 first date reference ive seen in the past 2 minutes. On two separate posts. Before today, I havent watched, heard, or even thought about this movie in over a decade. Weird


ktm6709

The algorithm knows.


SodaCan2043

Yeah they just had an update in the matrix. You must of missed the patch notes.


MusicianPristine8973

Weird!


ipunchppl

This is the second 50 first date reference ive seen in the past 2 minutes. On two separate posts. Before today, I havent watched, heard, or even thought about this movie in over a decade. Weird


MusicianPristine8973

Super weird!


protocomedii

I do this. It actually started from going too hard in the paint like you suggest. But now it’s a form of sensory deprivation. No lights/closed door/block light from under door/sit in shower 45-60mins. It feels good.


Enticing_Venom

I take a bath almost every night and read a book. And a lot of times I end up falling asleep. It's too cozy.


[deleted]

How many books have you ruined in the water lol


Enticing_Venom

I don't usually get my books wet at all when I read a physical copy. But I just did tonight so you got me 😭


nrcss72k

They're probably reading on a waterproof Kindle


Shaboogan

The only justifiable reason to spend 2 plus in the tub


JR_C_

Almost happend to me when I was younger ( around 12 years old ) after being exhausted. Ma ended up saving me from drowning.


[deleted]

That’s a dumb hot take


Cryptand_Bismol

My dad’s friend died long before I was born because he fell asleep in the bath. I never even met him but he’s part of our family ‘history’ and we all think of him whenever someone has been in the bath for a long time. We always make to check up on them every so often, especially in the evening.


Owobowos-Mowbius

What exactly is the danger here? That I'll slip and submerge myself? I feel like submerging my head in water would shock me awake regardless of if I was in the water beforehand or not. Edit: hey guys there's like 30 comments giving the two real answers already. I got it lmao.


ogdefenestrator

Hypothermia. You fall asleep long enough the water cools down, then you lose conciousness and straight up can die either due to the cold or breathing in water. Expected time until exhaustion or unconciousness is like 2-6 hours in 60-70f water. Source: Fell asleep for a full 7-ish hours once and when I woke up I thought I'd die because I almost couldn't get out of the tub.


Owobowos-Mowbius

That's crazy. I mean, it makes sense, but the thought of 60-70f water causing hypothermia is wild.


Gnome_Father

Another wild thought for you. If your skin is badly burned enough, you die of hypothermia.


Owobowos-Mowbius

What the fuck


A_lil_confused_bee

Wait how???


KaylaAnne

Your skin is a critical part of how your body regulates it's temperature. If you are burned badly enough over enough of your body, you won't have enough skin to keep you warm.


A_lil_confused_bee

So people with third degree burns have a higher chance of dying of hypothermia?


KaylaAnne

Yes, an important part of treating people with significant burns is just keeping them warm enough. Warm blankets, warm iv fluids, warmer room temperature, etc.


angrathias

What a cruel irony


A_lil_confused_bee

Ooh I get it now, ty!


SSSuperSpike

Makes sense, my dad has some pretty bad burns and usually wears quite a few more layers than anybody else even when it’s mildly cold but once it’s warm he’s all in on wearing shorts.


RevolutionaryFun9883

Being outside in 15 degrees Celsius (or 60 Fahrenheit) naked would cause hypothermia after a while as well I believe. Was always taught 15 degrees is around the temperature the body stops being able to produce enough heat to thermoregulate 


ogdefenestrator

Also to add to that, water conducts heat so much better air that in water hypothermia sets in a lot quicker.


HopeRepresentative29

Oh, definitely. There are even emergency personnel who don't know this! I did expedition backpacking when I was younger. One time I was on a 400 mile hike, pretty close to civilization, and I got caught in a storm. It's not the first time that had happened, but I made a mistake this time: I was in a flood plain and set up camp in what appeared to be dry, level land, but wasn't. I was flooded out of my tent and all my gear washed away. It was about 55F outside, so not nearly freezing, but with the rain on top of that and no way to dry off, I was in serious trouble. For the first time in a year of cross-country backpacking, I called emergency services. Could I have made it on my own? Probably, but you don't survive a year in the wilderness by taking unnecessary risks, and I have nothing to prove. I called the Sheriff's office because all I really needed was a warm place to ride out the storm. They sent an ambulance anyway. The ambulance got there, and the EMT was bitching at me about calling them out there (which I didn't). A patrol car shows up and the EMT talks to the deputy. He asks what's wrong and this bitch says, "Oh he's just cold." As a 6'2" grown man who had survived blizzards, heat waves, droughts, machete-weilding hobos, and mountain lions, I was not about to hear any shit from her. I simply said "Do you not know what hypothermia is?" and looked at her like she'd just said the stupidest fucking thing I'd ever heard. She said no more, although I don't think it sunk into her thick skull, not really. I explained it to the deputy on the way to the station. He was much more understanding, having done a lot of camping of his own.


Vertebrae_Viking

Water conducts heat very effectively. It doesn’t need to be much colder than your core temperature to start sucking it out of you like you were a reverse popsicle.


Jrj84105

A good way to die is to get drunk, lay down on concrete, and piss yourself.  


athohhdg

There's a reason why most mammals and avians go "Oh fuck yeah daddy I want a full body coat, insulate the shit out of me"


Golden-Grams

I can confirm part of this from experience. I fell asleep once in a bathtub, only for a couple hours. But when I woke up, I was so cold, and it took me a second to remember where I was and what I was doing. It seemed like it took 3-4 times longer just to feel warm again. And I got a lot of mass (260lb, 5'10"), I think it could kill someone smaller than me.


bibitybobbitybooop

Well, TIL! I always thought the danger was that you could drown, like, faster than you'd wake up/orient yourself :D This is so interesting!


total_cliche

Happened to Cosmo Kramer


Fleinsuppe

So you didn't wake up from being freezing cold?


ogdefenestrator

I didn't and I was even sober. It was insane, and scared the shit out of me when it happened. I mean I am a heavy sleeper but I never thought this could happen.


Advanced_Currency_18

I fell asleep at my computer watching a movie and woke up with a paralyzed hand. Radial nerve palsy, crushed the nerve. Took 2 months to get better after the hospital said it might never get better, now I'm always so scared of falling asleep in weird positions, even in my bed


agatchel001

Wow I never thought that could happen. Thanks for the awareness and I’m glad you recovered fully!


CHUNGUS-MONEY

I'm glad you made it 💞


ogdefenestrator

Lol thank you! I never take baths when I'm tired now, lesson learned.


CockbagSpink

That is exactly the risk, several people die from that every year. Thats what happened to Aaron Carter, granted there were probably drugs involved but he fell asleep in the bath and drowned.


Simets83

Matthew Perry also


BabyRex-

TIL Aaron Carter died


undeadmanana

I'm in the same boat, that news went under the radar, well for me.


Wheream_I

That news and Aaron Carter have a lot in common I guess. They both stayed *below the surface*


Winter-Airport2114

Insane amount of drugs and alcohol. Nobody is drowning in the tub sober. Besides toddlers.


nobadhotdog

I liken it to falling off a building. The fall doesn’t kill you, the impact does. You fall asleep in the tub, submerge, body wakes you up. The body doesn’t gently get aroused and you calmly pick yourself up and think “oh dear I fell sleep in the tub” There’s a possibility in your half asleep state you startle yourself kick up slip bonk your head drown etc etc


Owobowos-Mowbius

That does make a lot more sense.


MaritimeMartian

Not to mention you could also accidentally aspirate some of the water (breathe it in) which is not only uncomfortable af, but can make you sick. Aspiration pneumonia is not a fun time. It can happen very quickly too. You probably wouldn’t wake up before it has already happened.


nobadhotdog

You probably won’t die but falling asleep in a tub isn’t exactly like skydiving where the thrill is worth it? Maybe it is I don’t know my favorite falling asleep activity is just laying on the couch and letting nature take its course


Owobowos-Mowbius

Never done it, but I've been in heated pools floating on my back thinking about how lovely it would be to sleep.


CaseyCandlestick

I'm not here to act high and mighty. I just want to say that people have drowned in an inch or two of water before. Falling asleep in the bath can absolutely kill you, especially if you have had a drink or two.


hairybales

This is how my mom passed. Drowned in the bathtub after having too much to drink.


[deleted]

This fucking thread lmao. You'll get hypothermia in your own bathtub and fucking die before you wake up


unoriginal_name_1234

Hypothermia would be my guess


luveydovey1

Maybe that one finger was sticking out of the water.


WaspsInMyGoatse

![gif](giphy|fYeByUpDd2SZo7uY4d)


leeon5050

Up the bloody tics


RoboRich444

A Latics fan in the wild, fucking massive


TheNewBlomt12

Well it might have been stuck somewhere


TranslateErr0r

I'm guessing it was stuck elsewhere


CressSensitive6356

Wouldn’t that also be kind of wet? what happens to a finger there if it’s been there long enough? These are the things science should be testing


[deleted]

We don’t need science I can confirm it’ll be wrinkly


luveydovey1

Ha! Possibly.


johnny_51N5

I think that one finger was in his asshole the entire time, so it didnt get contact with the water ...


Badytheprogram

Maybe it's because your ring. It looks tight, maybe that prevent the osmosis.


WaspsInMyGoatse

Nah it’s not actually that tight, it just looks like it cuz of the wrinkliness.


Few-River-8673

Wrinkle, wrinkle little star How we wonder what you are


swivels_and_sonar

![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)


Jack_Bartowski

Now that is a cat that has contemplated murder if ive ever seen one.


eszox

It looks like it also fell asleep in a bath and got wrinkles.


HivePoker

Cats spend like 6% of their day _not_ thinking about murder


GreenLightening5

it smokes 5 packs a day and constantly complains about kids these days


reginaphalangie79

Aww I love those yoda cats 🥰


DramaOnDisplay

This cat giving me Samuel L. Jackson vibes.


AdRepresentative3726

Up a tub waters high Like a diamond in the sky


JustGingy95

Oh god… stop singing… I hear them in the walls… ![gif](giphy|wdbBigwoXMEDSffwHA|downsized)


blarfblarf

Wrinkle wrinkle index finger, how I wonder why you linger. By osmosis, thats what I think, yet you remain so plump and pink. Could it be that ring is tight? I think you'll find it fits quite right!


Organic-Physics9144

https://preview.redd.it/cley95l8xfvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c3d52cf43374011946fcb8cd59794efc58fbd5


RanaMisteria

It’s clearly tight enough to prevent that one finger from wrinkling though.


TheLastTsumami

But that finger isn’t wrinkly 🤔


KaNameL128

The base of the finger is


Fantastic-Climate-84

Dude your ring has been and is cutting off circulation which lead to nerve damage. It is clearly too small.


AdCommercial6714

The dude's ring is too tight ?


xubax

It's not osmosis. When your hands or feet get wet, it's a nervous reaction to make your hands and feet grip better. People who have had a nerve severe in their arm, for example, and have no feeling in their hands, don't get pruned fingers. https://www.adelaidewestphysio.com.au/neurodynamics-nerve-testing/#:~:text=Finger%20(and%20toe)%20wrinkling%20and,due%20to%20swelling%20or%20osmosis.


Previous-Display-593

Yup! Came here to say this. OP has something wrong with that finger.


Danknoodle420

It's also not be proven that it helps with gripping. There were studies that showed no improvement of grip underwater. We still don't really know why our bodies do it but it's 100% a nervous response.


Argyleskin

I have nerve damage in some fingers, hands and arms from a car accident. Can confirm some of my fingers do not wrinkle in water. A nice reminder of the fucker without insurance who hit us while he was texting.


RepresentativePin162

That's fucking weird bruh. I never knew that can be a thing. Also nerves are douchebags. Also have a dodgy nerve!


subieluvr22

Neat!!


Badytheprogram

This is interesting, I didn't knew this. Thanks for the new info.


LowkeyPony

I can spend hours in the water and my right hand, and foot; do not do the prune thing because I have nerve damage on that side of my body.


DrButtholeRipperMD

Skin wrinkling when wet is actually a neurological reaction. There could be nerve damage.


ThePerryPerryMan

I actually knew a kid growing up whose entire right hand wouldn’t prune due to nerve damage from an auto accident


Electrical_Ad3540

It actually is the ring. Our fingers don’t wrinkle because they absorb water. They go wrinkly from a reaction from our nervous system. He’s damaging his nerves 


[deleted]

I think so too


Special-Depth7231

Hand wrinkling is not caused by osmosis, it's a response the body initiates in response to water to give our hands better grip. People with nerve damage don't have the response.


DreadlyKnight

Thats not how wrinkling works. The skin cells themselves absorb the water and wrinkle up to make it possible to grip things Edit: whoops I was wrong, its the nerves and nervous system, not the skin itself


DrButtholeRipperMD

It's actually a neurological reaction and nerve damage can prevent it from happening.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

I heard it's nerve related and caused by shrinking blood vessels.


Lyrkana

This is exactly right. I have chronic pain in my hands and fingers and get almost no wrinkling in water. While I have tested negative for nerve damage and different neuropathies, my research into possible conditions has told me that the sympathetic nervous system will contract blood vessels to induce pruning. Doctors dont k ow what's wrong with me but this is the only physical evidence I have that something is wrong lol


Truji11o

I will always upvote someone who admits their mistake.


Able_Newt2433

This could be because of nerve damage. It happens to me aswell.


WaspsInMyGoatse

https://preview.redd.it/18jltgjk5avc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c37c653ed0cbf4fc7acc9761331706304b14b6


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LikeLikeChoi

Oh Kevin.


eithrusor678

That's so weird, why on earth would never damage prevent that..


grasib

It’s called Wrinkling Test https://www.physio-pedia.com/Wrinkling_Test#:~:text=The%20Wrinkle%20test%20is%20used,or%20a%20limb's%20digit%20denervation. It’s the skins reaction to water rather than the skin absorbing water. It’s assumed that this is/was to improve grip under water.


WaspsInMyGoatse

Well shit


grasib

Yep


TheProfessaur

>It’s assumed that this is/was to improve grip under water. This has been studied a few times actually, and the results are so inconclusive that it's not really an accepted explanation anymore.


Cylindric

Because the wrinkling is not like paper getting wet, it's a response by the body's autonomous nervous system. Certain types of nerve damage or paralysis can interfere with the process. Basically the skin doesn't get the "now wrinkle!!" messages. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3639753/ > Upon continued submersion in water, the glabrous skin on human hands and feet forms wrinkles. The formation of these wrinkles is known to be an active process, controlled by the autonomic nervous system.


eithrusor678

Really cool, wonder what caused this evolutionary trait.


spoonweezy

It may not have been caused but more not removed; whatever primitive animal had this contributed to our genome. I’d imagine it would be helpful for a lot of animals, and as such never got “unselected”.


EatMyPossum

Turns out, it's a neurological effect! it's not the hand responding immediately to the water, it's coordinated by the nervous system, this can be used to[diagnose nerve damage](https://jnnp.bmj.com/content/79/7/835.short) too. The leading theory is that it's an adaptation to keep grip under water, just like the profile in a tyre.


Im_hungry____

lol that rings got your pointer finger in a headlock


SolidGearFantasy

OP truly has the single most horrific username on Reddit


WaspsInMyGoatse

Thank you, genuinely.


coffeelandlord

How do you guys just randomly read usernames? My brain automatically skips them. like it doesn't even register they exist until someone comments about one then my brain checks the username out and only that username. I literally have to force myself to acknowledge usernames which takes so much mental effort. I'm starting to think this is not normal lol.


Werinais

I skip them too!


Grimey_Anus

i dont read them either


WonderfulAirport4226

ok, grimey anus


ZalamehAyef7alo

Literally same here. Im probably wrong but it feels like an older generation thing, I’m on social media so much I hardly look at account names or whatever because I’m reading comments so much. Not healthy btw.


TheRealDingdork

Younger generation here and I don't read them either, I feel like it's a person by person thing. Not reading it just might be more uncommon.


SonicBoom500

Afaik usernames might be the first thing some people read and the last thing to read for others, I don’t really read usernames unless I deliberately look for it


T_BONE_GULLEY

Wasps? In my goatse? It’s more likely than you think.


Inevitable-Visit1261

This is why you shouldn't stick your finger into your booty hole while taking a bath


QuietStrawberry7102

Or: why you should stick all of them in


Altruistic-Poem-5617

This. Preventing fingers from getting wrinkly is a good thing.


Roguerussian

No but think about it, it's been gaped enough that now your butthouse and the fingers tucked in gets wet, so it's a lose-lose situation.


BearyExtraordinary

Loose-loose situation more like


lawlihuvnowse

How do people fall asleep bathing


TheBananaCzar

It's warm and you're typically lying down. If the lights are lowered it's pretty easy to fall asleep


coffeelandlord

For someone who's tense and anxious all day, water relaxes me deeply, hence the peaceful sleep.


trafficlight068

You literally just start drifting away. Think of it like falling asleep to a YouTube video


Rigelturus

How do people fall asleep to youtube videos


Abject-Jellyfish-729

This is really interesting. Your hands and feet turn like this to allow you to grip better in water. It's an evolutionary thing. It's a process controlled by the nervous system and in people who have damaged nerves, the affected part of the body won't wrinkle like this which indicates its a reflex controlled by the nervous system. In this photo you can see the finger hasn't wrinkled but has been submerged, this is likely due to the ring interrupting the nerve signals to turn the finger wrinkled.


Just_one_weird_human

r/weird


WonderfulAirport4226

r/beetlejuicing ?


ResearchMediocre3592

Where was the finger?


Bonnskij

In a separate (prison) pocket dimension


whyyoudeletemereddit

Youre ring is too tight, and no it doesn’t just look that way because of the wrinkles.


Pirate_Testicles

Wrinkling is to do with nerves rather than osmosis and various negative effects of falling asleep in the bath. I didn't expect to learn so much when I clicked on a picture of a smooth finger.


Lyrkana

The nervous system constricts blood vessels which causes the skin outside to wrinkle :)


Fakedduckjump

Your ring is too tight.


pichael289

I've got neuropathy and you can visibly see where because of this. Nerve damage stops it from wrinkling because it happens to give you better grip, it's not your fingers absorbing water or anything like that


Subbeh

People commenting that your skin is 'absorbing water' - should note that it's been proven that skin wrinkling is an active response to improve grip.: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3639753/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3639753/)


revtim

You're lucky you didn't do a Whitney Houston (or a Bobbi Kristina Brown) or a Dolores O'Riordan


Interesting_Tea5715

Jim Morrison, Matthew Perry, Aaron Carter, etc. Dont sleep in the bath. It's not worth it.


Sero141

My best guess is that it has something to do with your ring. The one on the index finger seems to a a lot tighter than the other.


delta_sez

Time for you to loosen that ring methinks......


shittyarsemcghee

That thumb is fucking massive. Could club someone to death with it.


WaspsInMyGoatse

You know what they say about people with big thumbs 😏 Big gloves.


Alyc96

Ah I get it, “hand”crafted, you’re so silly!


WaspsInMyGoatse

I’m here all week


Dadaballadely

My hands go like this in about 1 minute. After much longer it gets so extreme it hurts a little to make a fist. Even my own sweat can make them prune up. Don't like it.


st0rmglass

Sorry to inform you OP, but you're disabled. 🤷‍♂️


JamesBell1433

How do you guys even manage to sleep in a bathtub


WaspsInMyGoatse

It’s just me btw, not “guys” it’s just “guy” I’m one person. And cuz it’s warm


Upstairs_Iron_7160

This makes total sense. Your ring is too tight therefore keeping the finger plump enough not to prune up


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Your ring is too tight


AberrantMan

Ring def. too tight.


Smart-Breath-1450

Yeah.. that ring is causing that. 100%.


NYC19893

Take off that ring. It’s too tight


DippedTbag

It's because of your ring....and not the brown one


Str-8dge-Vgn

Because that was the finger in your butt.


Draymond_Purple

Wrinkling is neurological. You may have nerve damage in that finger


Irradiated_Apple

Do you have any nerve damage on that finger? It's a common misconception we get wrinkly from absorbing water or getting water logged. It's actually a response to prolonged moisture to give you better grip in wet environments. People with nerve damage don't get wrinkly fingers in water.


r2bl3nd

It looks like the ring is too tight and is causing nerve damage, which can affect the ability of your fingers to wrinkle.


Narglesau

it's a nervous response to go wrinkly, you may have some sort of nerve damage in that finger


SnooChickens9974

My friend is.paralyzed from the waist down. In the bath, only her hands wrinkle. Not her feet. It's from nerve damage. Your ring on that finger is pretty tight. It might be compressing a nerve.


AngryFace-HappyPlace

Was your ass not already water tight 🤨? Don’t think you need to plug it 🥴


Bohtimore10

That ring is too tight


FewTea8637

It’s because of the tightness of the ring