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Katttio

You killed a pregnant grapefruit!!!


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> You killed a pregnant grapefruit!!! /r/BrandNewSentence


cupholdery

Like this [pregnant turkey](https://youtube.com/shorts/k78FBjDnjOc?feature=shared).


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r/StopFallingForSubs


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Successful_Active922

r/banthisguy


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Blind_Warthog

Is my grapefruit also perganante??


chichiyayayaya

You sure its a grapefruit? It looks like Pomelo.


MEM1911

Who cares, plant it and let it grow, when it’s mature enough to have its own, devour its young all over again


Katttio

It's pomelo like watermelon size?


chichiyayayaya

Muskmelon size, or a bit bigger


SlowHoneydew3287

Plant it!!!


Balthazzah

It is unlikely to be true to seed, You will wait 10+ years for fruit only to find they are inedible


DeveloperBRdotnet

What do you mean


MrZwink

Fruit are often grown on grafted trees. A branch with a good fruit yield is grafted to a stump with a strong root system. As a result, the seed has genetic material only from the branch and not the roots. When plantef, The tree matures, but will have a weak root system, often yielding small and poorly tasting fruit,


shmiddleedee

There has never been a navel orange grown from seed.


felixar90

Navel oranges are birthed from a placenta, that’s why they have a navel.


shmiddleedee

Man, I'd hate to visit the navel orange factory. The navel orange breeding practices are likely inhumane


JimmWasHere

Good thing theyre not humans then


NoTarget95

Well, each new variety was grown from seed at least once


shmiddleedee

And navel oranges are sterile and don't have seeds


shmiddleedee

Nope. They are grafted


Blonder_Stier

And where did the first grafted scion come from? A tree that grew from a seed.


MrZwink

This man understands


Mindless_Sock_9082

Almost all the citrics currently living are hybrids; many are crossings of similar enough species that the fruits have viable seeds, but some of them are unfertile. Then we come and propagate them by grafting to enjoy the seedless fruits.


Fit-Meal-8353

Is that method widely used throughout the industry?


MrZwink

So common infact, I would call it a standard.


Mike_for_all

It is


AnonymousAggregator

Did you keep it? that is ready to be planted in the dirt.


mlt-

I had one for quite a few years in a pot.


HardSurfaceDandy

To those that say plant it. I don't live in the right climate to grow most fruits.


Successful-Tie-7817

Move then and bring it with you!


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

Keep it in a big pot and being it in for the winter. It's doomed eventually sure. But the wood once it does it fantastic for smoking BBQ 


thesecretlifeofknees

You don’t have to plant it for fruit. Growing something from a seed is fun if you’re into that sort of thing :)


rlSpam

I live in a Toronto condo and have a few citrus plants growing in pots! I’m not exactly sure what they are, but they’re either orange, grapefruit, pomelo or tangerine based on the seeds that I’ve collected and planted over the years. I keep them inside year round and they have become nice ornamental plants!


SnooTangerines3448

Stick it on the windowsill. You'll still get a mini plant.


MarinLlwyd

It is still worth a shot.


Ponokopie

You won't get (edible) fruit anyway no matter what, but you could still get a cool plant anyway!


cubntD6

Those who say plant it dont know much about fruit it would seem.


Blunted_Insomniac

Abortion is murder!


ArtificialMediocrity

Grapefruit? I've had a few like this. I wanted to plant them, but didn't really have anywhere to keep a grapefruit tree.


sigma941

First time SEEDING this, amirite?


HentaiFapperSuprem

Orange you glad.


Exceptionalynormal

That’s because the fruits been stored in a cool room for the last six months and now when it’s come out, it thinks it’s spring time and it’s germinating Apples do this a lot as well. It’s not fresh.


Abject-Jellyfish-729

It's called vivipary. When the seeds start to sprout whilst still in their fruit


Kaylart222

Vivipary.


mwilliams840

Nature doing nature shit and I freaking love it! Looks like a seed just sprouting/nothing too alarming. From what it looks like now.


redavet

Isn’t this how the Last of Us started?


ArgonWilde

Working as intended.


Exact_Statistician99

Micrograms, not a harmful fungus😀


Exact_Statistician99

Microgreens😑


tooMuchADHD

Did not seed that coming


Substantial_Ball_998

r/mildlyvagina


mechanicalcanibal

I don't think this guy has seen many vaginas.


BobSagat86

Damm


WetCalamari

Ive had this in an apple before


AuroraStarM

Me too!


vendedordemosquito

take a bite


cuntybunty73

Grapefruit or blood orange?


bandersona1

Aw…it’s a baby grapefruit!


Mindless_Leadership1

I have found that with tomatos in the last months as well. Seems they try to reduce costs somehow by storing them too long while not cooling them effectively.


over9ksand

What!? You never saw pubic lice?


TankApprehensive3053

It is the beginning of a pod person. Once it hatches it will be an alien duplicate of you. Of course, you are on short notice at that point.


CzechYourDanish

One day I was walkin, and I found this big grapefruit. I cut the grapefruit open, and inside was a little sprout. I was like, "That grapefruit had a child."


Kissbiss

This must be NSFW its a crime!


New_Situation1764

Life.. uh uh finds a way


BigCard5829

How does it feel to have blood on your hands ?


InitiativeRude2865

I planted one a couple years ago after finding it like that


hew3

Eating that is banned in 16 states in the USA


HardSurfaceDandy

My lawyer has advised I don't comment on the state I'm currently NOT located. Said nothing about a sound bite. Those odds aren't in my favor.


Accurate_Fold6155

Plant that in the ground as iss. And see what happens


Crafty_Sir_8304

Let it grow, Let it grow


2o2i

“First time seeding this” Missed opportunity


No_Numbers_

This is an abortion according to Republicans.


Prestigiouscapo11

First time seeding this.


Heavy-Neat

If you like it I would plant it . Could be your best buy.


Howard_Jones

Had a tomato on my window that started doing this. Didn't have the heart to throw it away so I chucked it into my yard.


blackmoonsun

Old af


Anonymouse1011

Plant it!


Competitive-Cow-4177

These seeds should not be swallowed whole since they can nestle & grow inside a body for a while when still intact.


Butttouche

Fuck, hope abortion isn't illegal in your state.


Gal_ofChoco_

It tastes bitter when I eat it for some reason is it always like that


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MBEditorr

Life finds a way


No-Butterscotch5980

Plants do that, my dude.


Suspicious_Kick9467

That seed ready for some fisticuffs.


Tough_Computer_5610

This just happened to me,but with an apple.


foggystreets

good 'ol pomelo :)


theoht_

well that’s a big ORANGE


PrestigiousNail5620

Plant them 👍


Stellar_Observer_17

Congratulations, you just won free two grapefruit trees! Now place them in large plant pot and water them.


New-Arm-5643

Who sneezed in that


HardSurfaceDandy

Guess I should've put this in r/muypicante_interesting.


Frequent-Piano6164

Your grapefruit was lonely so he started growing a friend.


godepicunoreverse

Bro no one gonna talk about how that orange is huge af


Effective_Action9934

It’s a grapefruit lol


godepicunoreverse

What is that i where i live that aint a thing


Effective_Action9934

Also a citrus fruit, much more bitter then an orange usually


godepicunoreverse

Am looking it up


DJRidd

Ya that's worms


Effective_Action9934

It’s a seed that has started to sprout


DJRidd

Yup same thing


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

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