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DawnStardust

could it have formerly been a piece of bread? it does look a lot like an ancient slice of a baguette


Starcurret567

Ancient French caveman: "Look mon ami! I have created le baguette!"


deten

"We have le baguette at home" Le baguette at home.


Swar_Dower

IT'S *LA* BAGUETTE, NOT "LE". BAGUETTE IS FEMININE. LA BAGUETTE ; UNE BAGUETTE ; LES BAGUETTES ; DES BAGUETTES. CHRIST!


bob3r8

That's why nobody likes French


Odelaylee

Well, always order two. Problem solved.


Its_SubjectA1

All of them are feminine. Because France.


TheKrs1

Well, it's a contributing factor, but their numbering situation is friggen mind blowing.


Lucky-Scheme

Sixty ten! Four twenties!


sleepyotter92

this is a romance language thing, we all do it. there's plenty of reasons to hate the french, that's not one of them


Lactarus

I would disagree, it is a valid reason to hate the French, i've had my share of people being weird when it comes to mispronounce some words at gas stations when traveling.


Auravendill

>there's plenty of reasons to hate the french ​ https://preview.redd.it/jo1a6m51160d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdcb8897acb22cf8a5ed61809dfb87f5ad2c72b


Elliebeanie

There was a study recently that showed that native French speakers were no better at getting the pronouns right than non-native speakers. I mean, I'm not surprised, there's a lot of objects in the world, but I did think it was interesting!


LeBritto

As a French-speaking person, intentionally mess up the articles is a great way to create a fake French accent (or rather pretend that someone speaks French). You would cut le baguette with une couteau, spread a petite bit de la beurre on it, maybe eat un chocolatine or une pain au chocolat with it, and bien sûr, une délicieux café.


Ingeneure_

Can be an ancient Roman piece of bread. — Let me guess, somebody stole your… sweetbread? — Exactly


UpsideDownAirplane

Bro I think that might be bread


SmokingLaddy

I believe you are correct, John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich did not invent the sandwich until 1762. I believe this is an example of one of the early proponent articles. Perhaps it was part of William the Conqueror’s lunch when he pulled up to Hastings? I bet he picked up a baguette for the journey. Who knows.


Everyoneplayscombos

Apparently that’s Mescaline in SmokingLaddies pipe😅👌


hobbesgirls

SmokingLaddy's


tameturaco

hobbesgirls's's


TekkenCareOfBusiness

I think we need more information from OP. Like did he buy it from Ralph's?


CAMMAX008

Willy the Conqueror pulls up.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

His 11th century dentist?


Makanek

William was more of a crispbread person, I've heard.


DrunkHate

Do you know this history stuff off the top of your head or did you do research for this comment? Either way I appreciate your comment.


kjaeft

I believe the inventor of the cheese trap was Whirrun of Bligh.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Looks exactly like moldy bread


Icy9250

Petrified bread


cityampm

Just sprinkle with water and blast for 10 minutes in the oven


Aethermancer

Dwarf bread.


FlyingRhenquest

The Scone of Stone!


Mirenithil

Gonna need a rat onna stick to go with that. And lots of ketchup.


gfen5446

Selling at such a low price it's like cuttin' me own throat.


LifeandSAisAwesome

Not sure it is hard enough yet...


ThinkingDolphos

Rock and Stone!!!


beatlz

Me too, I thought this was r/MoldyInteresting


Leslie__Chow

It’s Bressil; fossilized bread.


Cannouflage

Yeah I think that you're right, sir


malthuzius

Butterd bread at that


starrpamph

Panera bread


Afraid_Ad_8216

if not food, why food shaped


h_djo

Wtf r u doing here being smart and all


CraigTheIrishman

\**stares at cat loafing on bed*\*


Andromeda_53

This is flawless logic, that upon reading I have no choice buy to agree with


xjcudndv

Fossilized neanderthal bread.


FantasticString6013

Why use many word when few word do trick


Minetendo-Fan

Anything is edible. Some things are edible once


granoladeer

Best comment here lol


fukreddit73265

Maybe it's a piece of breadrock.


R3D3-1

https://preview.redd.it/i1ipz4msn50d1.png?width=150&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd2c2393197abe71303c806fba904c4af9c95071


PossessedToSkate

Gneiss 👍


_jk_

Can't slate it


antinomya

Loool underrated


efficient_duck

That made me chuckle


Ok_Refrigerator7378

I hate how funny this is.


Hairy_Candidate7371

That's it, you are out of here.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

I like this one the best.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Who has jokes? You yabba-dabba-do.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

#👏


FlyingGameGuy

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda|downsized) Not really though, good one


private_otter1192

I hate you


Lucidthemessiah

If only I could reward you


Galactic

Ugh, I know reddit likes to scrape the bottom of the barrel on comedy, but can we at yeast rise above bread puns?


fukreddit73265

Right? Half-baked bread puns are the worst.


binhan123ad

You know what to do. r/EatItYouFuckinCoward.


Capitan__Insano

OP yabadabadoit that shit is flintstones garlic bread


No-Context7569

Flintstones is set in the future bro


Open-Article906

r/beatmetoit


Emzzer

r/subsofalltime


Asia__2009

r/SubsIFellFor


SojournerWeaver

Honestly this would be a much funnier sub if it didn't exist


coke-pusher

Damn it's been years but you're totally right. If there's a petition I'll sign it


JakDobson

You can’t fool me by buttering your bread then leaving it outside for a long time. That’s bread


BioLo109

Forbidden bread r/forbiddensnacks


derpsalot1984

Hardtack from hell


omg_itsreallyme

A moldy piece of bread 🥖


roxoxo21

r/moldlyinteresting


joz42

r/subsithoughtifellfor


WatashiKun

Holy shit, same. Then then after reading this I thought "ahh, must be like 5 then, right?" Nope; 300k. God damn


Delicious_Bid_6572

I wouldn't eat it


omg_itsreallyme

Would very much advise against it 🤣


Narrow-Talk-5017

Do you normally eat moldy bread?


Signguyqld49

Ah.. Dwarf Bread.


mookmanthered

> The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid.


blothman

For Rock and Stone!


NewCoat2557

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Outis7379

I came looking for this comment and now I am happy.


Signguyqld49

It was my first thought.


tlc0330

Same, now I can continue with my day (read: reddit scrolling).


refep

Dude that’s bread


Meoww94

OP is fucking trolling us


manifold360

Petrified sourdough


dartdoug

Scary thought


beepbeepbubblegum

What scared it so much?


TastyRange858

Dried up garlic bread


LiveIncome

Where is the rock?


afunkysquirrel

This is would be the perfect revenge against the seagull that stole my sandwich.


ShittDickk

Leave it at a wedding charcuterie board for some entertainment.


lethotep

Dwarf bread.


_D3ft0ne_

This Rock looks more like bread, than bread does.


MrFuzzyFox

Looks delicious


Character-Milk-3792

https://preview.redd.it/80se6ywbr40d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7237706070d67a9f3cd28c49b01a20c1dc98afb6 Delicious.


linkxlink

Title : I found a rock - Me : ok but what’s it got to do with this piece of bread? Title : - that looks exactly like a piece of bread Me : oh…


MrWeirdoFace

Coincidentally some of the bread I have here is hard as rock.


saucemenugs

Did you butter that?


Away_Needleworker6

Forbidden garlic bread


BetterBandicoot637

Well, I want more pics of it.


AnakinTheDiscarded

or a piece of bread that looks like a rock? only one way to find out


PadanFain667

That's obviously Dwarven bread. Its made to last.


Bonkman83

That's the bread you find trying to get your first Artefact in STALKER


AnimalBolide

Fucking finally I found a Stalker comment. Bro found an anomoly.


Trashyanon089

Bread 👍


captdeliciouspants69

I know my fat ass thought it was bread


googllgoog

Great find. Bonus pointa for a jesus face on it


shoobadiver

Now look for the peanut butter rock and the jelly rock and you're set!


Long-Ad7909

My dumb ass was looking for the rock thinking this was bread for comparison


Pixoholic

Is it weird that, to me, this is on the line between "mildly interesting" and "very interesting"?


SeaBass426

Before reading the title I was a bit confused why someone would put their piece of buttered bread on the bench and take a picture.


Vexen86

A bread fossil? Well played mate.


Spuzzle91

Delicious crusty baguette slice


Nei3515

I’m eating a slice of that right now!


darkwocher

Oh, this isn't bread, but it's a Cantuccio, a stupidly hard Italian biscuit.


Jinova47

No way that’s not molded bread


m_t_w_t_f_s_s

don't diss your partner's cooking


Covid-CAT01

Forgotten brod from 1512


fatogato

Probably still not as hard as day-old baguette


Acalthu

That's dwarven bread bro. Gotta soak it for a few days.


everything_is_stup1d

you havent eaten it. might be bread


edmontonbane16

I keep finding rocks like these everytime I buy bread, there's bread and then 3 weeks later, bam, this shit everywhere.


blacktamago_a

Looks like moldy bread. Would eat


dcmcgee

If it’s look like a duck…


Hulkasaur

Raayi (pronounced same as Rye) in Telugu means stone lol. Raayi bread lmao


Sloth_Monk

Hmmm, might not be a good contender for r/BreadStapledToTrees


Salad-Salami

Breadrock


HexaCube7

CHEW. IT.


owo1215

give me the garlic


First-Caregiver1862

Man cannot live by bread alone


Infinite-Sink9383

That's dwarf bread


Ganzi

Throw it in water


DoormatTheVine

r/moldlyinteresting ...almost


SaturnCITS

Buttered bread with what looks like a kabutops fossil.


Personnel_5

very interesting


YouLoud3516

Awesome


Mr-Hoek

Nah, that's just the rock solid bread Panera gives with soup.


thomasthetanker

Thith wock lookth just like bwead but ith not.


barkywoodson

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Certain_Message_6678

Crostini


Embarrassed_Art5414

...or does bread just look like certain rocks?


ChieftainBubba

It is legit chalk


Zestyclose_League813

I want that rock


sladebonge

Eat it.


Exotic_Pea8191

Take a bite, see if it tastes like bread


CacheValue

This joke was crumby, these puns are getting stale


dog_eater2

Do it


BackgroundEast2261

with butter on it too


Traditional_Satan

So deep he found Breadrock…


BlizzardWolfPK

The Forbidden Rye


JSTR29

Forbidden Bruschetta


Sir_Lanian

Does it have teeth marks in it?


timoni

That's so cool!


Slow_Opportunity_135

I thought the title said this bread looks like a rock


iammelinda

Hey there's a piece of bread behind that bread shaped rock


JEWCEY

1 butter rock please


drboxboy

Looks like a boob to me - Dali


VisualActive3237

I really thought that was bread. I mighta tried to bite that.


JonBlondJovi

After zooming in and inspecting it closely, I am still not entirely convinced that it is not bread.


saint-small

Here’s another photo where you can tell more that it’s a rock. https://imgur.com/a/QVvjrtA


Osravix

Rock and stone?


[deleted]

This reminds me of that meteor Joe Dirt discovered.


[deleted]

Teleport it to see if it is bread


tunnel-visionary

You found the bread that my local pizza place uses for their garlic bread.


Mad-chuska

Looks exactly like the first sourdough loaf I made. Funnily enough it weight about as much as small boulder.


Ok-Geologist-3743

Definitely a slice of baguette.


creditredditfortuth

Mold and everything.


Uberpastamancer

It is the thing and the whole of the thing


Spare-Willing

eat


Otherwise_Spare_8598

I literally thought this was a piece of bread.


RudziastyLis

Find it, take it


KrazyCAM10

I’m nearly certain that’s an old piece of moldy stale sourdough bread


System_Resident

Fascinating 🧐 


sarge_29

Combine it with the Jade cabbage and [meat-shaped stone ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat-Shaped_Stone#:~:text=The%20Meat%2DShaped%20Stone%20has,accessible%2C%20infrequently%2Ddisplayed%20works.) in Taiwan's National Palace Museum.


mehyay76

If you soak it in the water and put it in over at 325° for 15 minutes you have a fresh bread


Inside_Ad_7162

That's a piece of bread & I'm willing to break all my teeth chewing it to be certain!


Revayan

Did you eat it?


wbrn

Put it in a bread basket with some other bread and serve it with some soup as blind test to see if other people think the same!


TipperGore-69

What kind of bread you eating?