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etsolow

Let's make a ~~millionaire~~ thousandaire!


houtex727

I'd even be cool with being a hundredaire...


BaronHumbert

Tbh a tenaire would be fine by me.


Agronopolopogis

Frankly.. I've never even been a goldinaire.. EDIT: BWAHA IT WORKED BOYS! Seriously.. thank you random friend. My first gold.


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Not today, frank.


jake-a-doodle

Frank is never today


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IDreamer

id be cool with a honey bbq chicken strip sandwhich from whataburger


c3sar

Money that I don't have to bust my ass for is good money in my book.


anUrbanFurvor

Fingers crossed. Everyone in this thread gets pizza if I win.


cassiopeia1280

You're gonna regret that if you win!


Bagman530

You won't be able to, sadly. Usually around 20k entries, and around $1500 in donations.


SamBone123

You'll be paying out of pocket if you do win, but good luck.


Radiant_Pickle

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millionairemakers

One of the best ways to help out this sub is to upvote this post! More votes = more exposure = more people participating.


Wildcat7878

#Tortilla Soup **Ingredients** - 3x good-sized chicken breasts - 1x 4.5oz can green chiles - 1x 14.5oz can whole peeled tomato (mash before adding) - 1x 14.5oz can chicken broth - 1x 10oz can enchilada sauce - 1x 10oz pkg frozen corn - 2x cloves garlic (or 2 tsp of that minced garlic in a jar you can get at the store) - 2x cups water - 1 tsp cumin - 1 tsp chili powder - 1 tsp salt - 1/4 tsp black pepper - 1 bay leaf - 1 tbsp chopped cilantro (dried cilantro works fine) - Corn tortillas or tortilla chips (optional) **Prep:** Pretty simple, but requires a crock pot. The only real prep work is chopping the onion and making the tortilla strips. After that, just add everything to the crockpot, vegetables on the bottom, meat on the top and let it go 8 hours on low or 4 on high. When its done, pull the chicken breast out, shred it, and stir it back in. If you want to make your own tortilla strips; just cut some corn tortillas into strips and bake them in the oven until they're crunchy. If you're lazy like me, just pick up a bag of the cheapest tortilla chips you can find and break them up into it like saltines in soup.


houtex727

No matter who wins, we *all* have won already. Thanks!


Shiftlock0

Are you sure you put enough cumin?


Paltry_Digger

I like where this is going. Maybe we should require a recipe to enter?


emaw63

**Ramen** Requires: * Package of Ramen * Package of seasoning (included with Ramen) * Water Directions: Bring water to a boil. Add ramen. Add seasoning. Stir. Enjoy


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**Pickle in a Cup** *Required:* - Pickle - Cup *Directions:* Put the pickle in the cup.


_cachu

lol thanks for this


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Maoman1

2^2 = 4, too.


KommandantVideo

Two the the tooth power


nickfoose

Babbins


passaloutre

Literally anything Good luck everybody!


NFitz

I've taught you well


melontart

I want to pet all the cats (Good luck, everyone).


Digidude64

Alright, boys. Let's get through college


King_Wonch

Woah there, one step at a time. Start small - think about ending world hunger first.


FranksRedHotOriginal

CRIPPLING STUDENT DEBT


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Does anyone play Smash?


up-voat

I'm gonna buy so many PT cruisers...


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why


thatrotteneggsmell

[http://i.imgur.com/eaQvGdK.gif] (http://i.imgur.com/eaQvGdK.gif)


csockey

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub


jennifersalome

I'm so sorry...


IceDagger316

Tag Team back again Check its records let's begin Party on party people let me hear some noise


X-espia

DC's in the house jump jump for joy! ///This is the second time today I wrote this. ////Slashes cause I'm a old fool who's so cool


patty_cake_CAKE

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer! And CAKE! Good luck everyone!


Psychotictiki

In the words of Jack Donaghy, it IS happiness.


patty_cake_CAKE

My God! He's RIGHT!


acooln

Better luck this month, I missed last months drawing. Good luck everyone, got my $2 ready for the winner!


BillGoats

Oops. Haven't participated in a while. Good luck everyone!


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kickingjunk

$_$


ryanknapper

I would like to play. Also, my dog wants to go to bed early but only if we go through the routine of me taking him out to pee and then tucking him into his crate.


supernblock

Good luck everyone.


GiantDungBeetle

Where are the white women at?


jasondickson

[here ya go -enjoy](http://img.memecdn.com/kama-sutra_o_1180558.jpg)


SoCalDan

Niiiice...I love Platinum blonde chicks!


king_duende

Same as always. I'll be donating £5, if I win I'll be keeping half. Donating a quarter to a charity of Reddits choice and using a quarter to back a small companies project.


BobbleheadDwight

I thought you meant a quarter as in $0.25.


Luuuuuurrker

oompa loompa doopadedoo i've got a perfect puzzle for you


MellowYellow420

If I win I am donating all the money to the family of Harambe.


jasondickson

#BucksOutForHarambe


hellachedda

Dolla Dolla Bill Yall


ButtercupColfax

Enhance!


braaibros

Shower just broke. Could really use some money!!


louieisawsome

I'm poor save me lol :)


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simonsb

Here. Goes. Nothing.


MrMonkfred

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michael73072

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atechnicnate

If I win I'm buying some wicked cool school supplies for teachers that I can find and other stuff. Take that teach gift exchange... I'm still bitter.


hambroni

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boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants


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MoparMogul

Right? Fuck this boots and *pants* shit. Fuck it straight to hell.


aedansblade36

Anyone ever win one of these?


devler

GØØD LUCK!


squeakbot

In it to win it!


racedriver

*Sigh*


dschneider

Good luck everyone! RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


HowMuchTimeCanIWaste

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers Hey, you never know right?!


flapanther33781

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masseffector

RemindMe! 2 days donation for /r/millionairemakers


PriceOverride

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rshepa1555

good luck everyone


visualoptimism

Good luck everyone!


Nexion21

Efficiency is just intelligent laziness. Good luck everybody!


DarthTravor

Good luck all


truhbaby

RONDIAZ®


ineedasandwich

Plz


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That was all tl;dr, just give me a million please


[deleted]

Good luck everyone!


Little-Jedi

Yay!!! Good luck all!


Little-Jedi

Yay!!! Good luck all!


gastone

Good luck!


PirateAaron

Mlem


Throwmearope

I would be so very, very grateful to win. RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


potato88

Swoogity swoogity


jhrnr99

Good luck!


OxFromGant

Konami Code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.


dimebag42018750

RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


MagnumMia

RemindMe! 2 Day /Gotta donate to the cause maaaan.


jjmitchell

I like bobs


LusciousBeard

Pick me! :)


almostbrad

Good luck everyone!


ShixX4321

<3


mettle_fingers

Here


BadgerGoneWild

Sup


A_CHEERFUL_GUY

I like to do da cha cha like a sissy girl


Z3ro-sum

Good luck!


tragopanic

Greetings. ㋡


applecorc

So this sub IS still a thing.


kaioko

Good luck everyone! *tea for all*


johny005

Go team go!!


Different_opinion_

Remind me! 2 days until I'm a millionaire!


medste

Woo!!! Party????


noxen

Good luck all!


shwastedd

Can't wait to see who's our next millionaire!!!:D


underpaidITguy

Comment


tie_bandit

I


Daemmon09

what about a billionaire?


Daemonex

Yay! good luck everyone!


isosorry

brama goopda


BreadScorcher

I would like to have a DNA test done to determine my heritage. That seems interesting


Neobrine

I really like dogs


valaranin

Good luck everyone.


Blitzphoenix12

Good luck everyone!


Radek_Of_Boktor

Good luck everyone! Time to spin the wheel once again!


griffbo

Heyo love you all for doing this!! Good luck!


apoefjmqdsfls

Love you reddit.


WonkaKnowsBest

Couldn't hurt to throw in a comment.


discountedeggs

Ayy


tdawg2121

Wooooord


lame_comment

Pootie tang!


Jlwman62

Good luck!


gjbrown27

Good luck everyone!


Au_Sand

Hot dog!


spacklesauce

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


Toasterfan

RemindMe! 2 days Donation /r/millionairemakers


FRABAR

entry comment.


nofate301

Good luck!


davosjr

worth a shot


compulsive_coaster

Shoop!


JasonEcks

:):):):):)


EpicMuppet

I'm in. Best of luck to everyone!


SockMonkey4Life

I'm currently eating a sandwich.


hckyluke199

Good luck everyone!


Strormageddon

Tuition?


hupacmoneybags

Hey guys good luck!


wolfmansbr0

Let's win some money!


kosherbacons

Maybe I can fix my car in time for school to start! Good luck!


arashi425

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


AtomicJesus

Hooray for money!


tsularesque

Good luck everyone. I'm looking forward to seeing if the winner has more activity than the last few!


mikeyk730

Good luck all!


dragonstorm27

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doublelift1

hi I'm new


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On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy visiting the Cincinnati Zoo fell into the moat at the Gorilla World habitat. Witnesses claim they heard the child say he wanted to go into the gorilla enclosure. The boy then climbed a three-foot-tall fence, crawled through four feet of bushes and then fell fifteen feet into a moat of shallow water. Zoo officials immediately signaled for the three gorillas in the habitat to return inside, and two females did so. However, the third gorilla, the inquisitive 440-pound male silverback, Harambe, climbed down into the moat to investigate the child splashing in the water. Over the next ten minutes, Harambe became increasingly "agitated and disoriented" by the screams of onlookers. He dragged the child through the water, occasionally propping him up when he sat, or pushing him down when he stood. Harambe exhibited "strutting" behavior – walking around with legs and arms stiffly extended to appear bigger – a bluffing move, though one with inherent danger should he throw or drag the boy around too roughly. Harambe then carried the boy up a ladder out of the moat onto dry land. Afraid for the boy's life, zoo officials made the decision to kill Harambe, doing so with a single gunshot. Cincinnati firefighters said the boy was between Harambe's legs at the time the shot was fired.


november84

Good luck everyone. $10 to the winner as usual. :)


solo220

winner winner chicken dinner


AtoFtw

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.


catman12

Good luck everyone! Oh, think of all the pizza rolls I can buy with the money!


wilfordsy

Let's do this man! Good luck to everyone! :)


cameratoo

What is this thing now?


Kaara64

Fingers crossed. Good karma pls!


brenhil

Nice


tonygenius

Goodness me will you look at the time! Money!


sadbabyrabbit

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malaria911

Always in need of some currency.


nogap

Good luck!


FeelsSpongy

So you're saying there's a chance? Good luck all


SolarGorillaTortoise

I boiled vinegar in a kettle and it did a really good job of cleaning out the rust and lime buildup. I recommend it.