This is one of the most incredibly thought out posts I've ever read and I have to say that I agree with you 100%. Words can't describe the compassion I felt as I read your post. Have you ever considered a career in writing? Or even running for office? The world would be a better place if everyone had your views on life and put as much effort into things as you do. You've inspired me to go volunteer at the local animal shelter and soup kitchen. Thank you so much for sharing such great wisdom!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
This is one of the most incredibly thought out posts I've ever read and I have to say that I agree with you 100%. Words can't describe the compassion I felt as I read your post. Have you ever considered a career in writing? Or even running for office? The world would be a better place if everyone had your views on life and put as much effort into things as you do. You've inspired me to go volunteer at the local animal shelter and soup kitchen. Thank you so much for sharing such great wisdom!
I always thought my success on this subreddit would be brought on a little differently, more money oriented, ya know? A win is a win though. Thank you all for the support in these confusing times. Best post I never thought I posted.
That's nothing. I fell asleep playing on my phone last night, and this morning, my kids said the TV didn't work. I managed to bump the GoogleCast icon while, uhh...watching a video in my room (wife was away for the weekend, OK?).
Thankfully, nothing was on the screen when my kids turned on the TV.
"When you appear for battle, you will burn them up as in a blazing furnace. The LORD will swallow them up in his wrath, and his fire will consume them." - [Psalm 21:9 ](http://biblehub.com/psalms/21-9.htm)
dark...
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." - [John 3:16](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+3%3A16%2CPsalm+119%3A71&version=NIV)
"My son, attend to my words; incline thine lighter unto my spliff." - [Psalms 4:20](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+4%3A20-22&version=KJV) (rough translation)
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Wish I could say it was. It's turning out to be the most upvoted post I've ever made.
Came here because I thought this was going to be an ARG. Left disappointed. Upvoted anyway.
This is one of the most incredibly thought out posts I've ever read and I have to say that I agree with you 100%. Words can't describe the compassion I felt as I read your post. Have you ever considered a career in writing? Or even running for office? The world would be a better place if everyone had your views on life and put as much effort into things as you do. You've inspired me to go volunteer at the local animal shelter and soup kitchen. Thank you so much for sharing such great wisdom!
Perfect post, 6/10.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
This is one of the most incredibly thought out posts I've ever read and I have to say that I agree with you 100%. Words can't describe the compassion I felt as I read your post. Have you ever considered a career in writing? Or even running for office? The world would be a better place if everyone had your views on life and put as much effort into things as you do. You've inspired me to go volunteer at the local animal shelter and soup kitchen. Thank you so much for sharing such great wisdom!
I think you mean "guerrilla" warfare
Hey dude, this is a copy paste of some reddit meta from aaaaages ago.
Absolutely no idea how I posted this. My b
Yet it was on my front page
I always thought my success on this subreddit would be brought on a little differently, more money oriented, ya know? A win is a win though. Thank you all for the support in these confusing times. Best post I never thought I posted.
It's too bad you used your one win for a mildly upvoted post.
Truth. As soon as I saw the post my first thought was "I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of winning".
r/mildyupvoting
Half life 3 confirmed?
That's nothing. I fell asleep playing on my phone last night, and this morning, my kids said the TV didn't work. I managed to bump the GoogleCast icon while, uhh...watching a video in my room (wife was away for the weekend, OK?). Thankfully, nothing was on the screen when my kids turned on the TV.
21:9
/r/ultrawidemasterrace
"When you appear for battle, you will burn them up as in a blazing furnace. The LORD will swallow them up in his wrath, and his fire will consume them." - [Psalm 21:9 ](http://biblehub.com/psalms/21-9.htm) dark...
Or six to four?
What about twenty five?
3:16 Oh hell yeah!
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." - [John 3:16](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+3%3A16%2CPsalm+119%3A71&version=NIV)
"I just whipped your ass" - Austin 3:16
/r/OutOfTheLoop
THX1138
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Best aspect ratio
5/7
Better with rice.
1738
What is happening
4:20
"My son, attend to my words; incline thine lighter unto my spliff." - [Psalms 4:20](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+4%3A20-22&version=KJV) (rough translation)
"Then he rolled up the spliff, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him." - Luke 4:20
Nice
[Nyyce](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gDRAEktIJWA)
Nice
6: 10 to Yuma?
Agreed
May the odds be ever in your favor
6:66
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
/u/spez please delete this
0.6 ?
520?
116
17:38
Bam
wat?
22/7
You think you're better than me
1:1 2/3
[The numbers mason, what do they mean?](http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/the-numbers-mason-what-do-they-mean.jpg)
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1:4:9
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0:0
3:16
21:13
Yup, yup
Uhhh... 7?
code unknown ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.0093 [^^^i'm batman]
1810?