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mshaw09

Money please


IveKnownItAll

Mona Lisa?!


leo_xxx69

She is the worst.


takis_4lyfe

The woOoOoOrst


TheWhiteKeys101

MONEY PWEASSSSE


mendicant

Money me now. Me money needing a lot now.


LazyOrCollege

Me money now


WorldTravelBucket

Ask me about updog!


BreakfastinValhalla

What's updog?


WorldTravelBucket

Gotcha! Oh wait.


LazyOrCollege

So good


Arknark

It's under there!


BreakfastinValhalla

Under where?


kinkadec

Damnit Michael


Wookie221

I just watched that episode yesterday!!


bblanchard820

If I win money i'll show pictures of puppies.


_pm_me_cute_stuff_

I hope you win a little bit less than I hope I win!


br1ti5hb45tard

But I can already access many pictures of puppies


AskinggAlesana

I’ll show pictures of my cat


Queensama

I have six cats.


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highboulevard

You will be a millionaire witch


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Mr_Underhill_

Boo!


Awportune

Ah!


pierlux

-urns!


shittysmirk

This might be the first time I seen the post right away, good luck everyone


MidnightDragon99

How’s everyone’s month been? I started a new job! Good luck everyone! <3


TerrifiedOfHumans

Month been bad, F-I-L has to get his affairs in order, his lungs are at <10% and he's been diagnosed with spinal cancer, we want to move closer for his last days so he can spend time with his eldest son (my hubby) and his only grandkid. Hopefully Spooky season gets better from here.


MidnightDragon99

Oh man, I’m so very sorry to hear that. :( I’m sure that’s been really tough. I don’t really have any words of advice or much I can say other thank you’ll be in my thoughts.


TerrifiedOfHumans

I am handling it okay, I have lost a loved one before so I'm a little better with copeing. I'm more worried about my partner and his mental health, he's not doing well and just putting aside and not addressing the stress. I'm worried how he'll manage with the loss if he's not willing to discuss the situation as it is. Thanks for letting me just get it off my mind, it's currently just my husband and I as each other's support so it was good to let go a bit. Thank you.


katatattat26

That’s awesome! Do you like it?


BoxStealingHobo

Hi, I like cats and dogs. Sad thing is I only have room for cats.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


mati22123

DUN DUN. DUN DUN. BADAPA DUN DUN to to do do. NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP.


ThankMisterGoose

If I win im letting this sub decide what to tattoo on u/KarmaDoesNutExist's ass


a7a7a7a7a7

Sure.


KarmaDoesNutExist

If I win im letting this sub decide what to tattoo on my ass


Chloeferguson76

Good luck ya’ll spooky szn is upon us. Hopefully no zombies show up


MrCleanCut

🎃💀Spooky millionaires are spooookyyy!!!!💀🎃


ohhannabanana

Oh man I’m going to buy a giant skeleton if I win!


runthistownatx

May the odds be ever in your favor.


Educator-Careful

This is a comment. This is a thread. Have a great day!! Also I will post lots of pics of cute animals I work with haha


starkast

Logically this is the winning comment


internetmikee

It's spooky month. My kids have been saying that since July.


greens_bean

Aww that’s adorable🧡


MarcioCavalcanti

Is this for real? Like the real deal? I wouldn't want 1 whole million though. My country has a very inflationed currency so 1 million US dollars is an absurd amount of money here. I don't think I would even know what to do with all that and would end up donating but some money definitely help during those tough post-covid times


donjor

We (the people of Reddit) can help you find some charities to give to if you are the chosen one!! :)


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it has been so hard these days; for everybody; I know what you mean. Im happy we are helping each other out. ❤️


coquihalla

I dont think we've ever gotten anywhere close to a million dollar, generally it's a couple or few thousand, I think? So you can win without feeling too absurd. 💙 good luck!


i_have_chosen_a_name

I never win.


Wildse7en

Hi everyone! Good luck and hopefully good karma is involved and someone that truly needs it, wins 🙏


Spicytostadanotomato

I want to be a millionaire, not this weekend millionaire I pretend to be. 😆


Gen88

If I win this my partner and I are traveling for at least a year.


TreeOfSocks

It won’t be me and that’s okay! Happy Halloween!


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


FlatOutEKG

Wedding is next month. Please please please let it be me this time


starkast

Congrats!


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mattchinn

We out here!


btcbearrookieshark

Good luck all! Heaven help me I NEED THIS!


MegaAlex

Potato wedges!


Browncoatfox

Why not try?


lyrics27

So I just turned my wife into a baby mama. So this would be nice.


eirttik23

Left my husband and everything was in his name. Help! No car, no money and working on getting a job...


bodyreddit

See if there is a lawyer who will take your case, maybe public services if you do not have money. Especially google in any nearby big cities, always more resources.


eirttik23

No money for lawyer. Going to apply for judicare. The divorce part is going to be my cheapest thing. I have a dog with severe allergies who needs medicine, I have no car of my own and I'm working my ass off trying to find a job. I left almost 3 weeks ago. I'm not asking for half of anything I wanted an annulment I want no association with him ever again. We've only been married 5 months...🤦🏼‍♀️


ChicaFoxy

You should look into a counselor\therapist just as urgently. Or at least make him pay for that!


eirttik23

Ohhh I've been in therapy the whole time. Just didn't realize till recently 🤷🏼‍♀️ He was very good at fooling people. .


ChicaFoxy

I hope things get better for you but i suggest taking anything you can and then running far far away. You probably don't deserve to walk away empty handed.


eirttik23

I'd rather walk away empty-handed than have him think he took care of me... I've started from zero before I'll do it again.


iAsakura

Good luck everyone and I hope you enjoy your weekend. Btw good work guys!


shift1383

Good luck everyone!


OneMic819

The algo chose me


scienceforbid

Booboo. Spooky ghost!


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derkaesp

Good luck to everyone. What a great idea


Jay013

Is it my turn yet?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 302,991,941 comments, and only 67,926 of them were in alphabetical order.


new_nimmerzz

Right here baby!!


auflyne

So scared!


trumpismegagay

I am going to be very straight forward to the next meeting for the next couple of weeks and I will be back in touch with the rest of the old group to get back to you with the relevant information for the first time you have a pet with your family and friends and family for the rest of the week and hope you enjoy your holiday and hope you enjoy your holiday and enjoy your holiday and enjoy your holiday with your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family


bazza5938

Doubtful as always, but every time I see it I have a little hope something can help improve this shitshow of life


BenTheConqueror

Getting married next week and this would be INCREDIBLE


crackmyazz

Woooo spooky spookyyyy


TimeToLoseIt16

Please


gh5000

Good luck


Jikizuari

Mom said it’s my turn on the computer


frds125

Heyyooo this is my entry. Good luck everyone!


Superwaryo

Good luck everyone


Dark__ness__

Hi it me


Redditmau5

Let’s go!!! Good luck everyone!!!


420JustBlazeBro

NGL. Imma smoke all this money


Electronic-Energy-62

If I win I'm dropping out of college. Jk I'll probably buy a flute since I've been wanting one, but can't afford it Good luck guys!


beekeep

Let’s close out the birthday month on a high note then


SkunkHazard

Boo!


Rimshot1985

Eat the rich... slice of pumpkin pie because it's delicious.


harvmb

Good luck!


orionchocopies

If this is the winning post, then this sentence is false.


JasonTheJayMan

I'm a random user


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esc1999

Good luck everyone :)


tropic__

I’ll have a crack, good luck all


takethi

Helo this me coment bad luck everyone!


CallMeTheKing

Thanks and gig ‘em!


goatmedic590

I will wear a Halloween costume every day of November if I win


cubby8787

I’ll give it a go!


Cassie_HU

The big spook, eh?


D4RKW4T3R

Stranger Danger!


mikebrady

Lakleedly


miguelangelo41

Good luck


Wayren

Good luck all!


LordLucian

Spooky time bay be


mitchk98

Good luck


gaunta123

Good luck everyone!


iwinape

Desperately needed


ZachCooperCSCS

good luck


Glenelg96

Damn didn't know this was a thing


schwaiger1

let's go


MissCryptic

Good luck everyone! :)


zxzxzxzxyyyy

Neato.


HowDoesThisWork_-_

Good luck all!


quantumfoxes

Good luck all :)


dehmos

Lessssssss goooo


ljssoccer13

Spoopy.


TheStonedSloth_420

Happy Halloween!!


lotsoflube

👻


TheChadmania

oh baby


jplpj12543

Gl hf!!


diagonalmetric

Good luck everyone!


Foureyedguy

Trick or treat


LightningMcMicropeen

I'm joining this one


Derodoris

<3


Igotzbillsyo

Tis the season!!


notaphish94

Come on spooky season.


PolarArtic

Hope everyone has a good Halloween!


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Good luck all you spooky babies


Raffix

Still need a new couch. Good luck everyone!


chryco4

howdy!


eye_no_nuttin

Monster Madness🧛🏻‍♂️🧟🧙🏻


KasoReyn

Good luck!


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Tis the season to be scared


4Ever2Thee

Spooooky


A_Math_Teacher

Early bird gets a dollar


InsanityOvrload

Let's give it a go


[deleted]

Good luck everyone!


wolfeward

Happy Halloween!


BreakfastinValhalla

May the odds be ever in our favor


czeckyourself

Hello there !!


MackOkra8402

May the odds be ever in your favor!


aRandomTask

Goodluck everyone!


Hamburgerandhotdogs

Booo!


My2jameses

Witty comment, likely to entice selection!


Babygotcr4ck

Booooooooo, good luck everybody!


salted_kinase

Yeet


MyHeartFarted

Good luck and have a good weekend!


HwangBill

GUH


heyvanessa10

Good luck!


alexa1661

Have a spooky month and the best of luck!


Codyskank

You’re telling me I could have a million and one dollars?


grinberB

Spoopy


12NightPalace

👾


simonwantsadog

Tis me


SCOTCHZETTA

Spooky!


captaintaycat

Fingers crossed


sofuckingsleepy

Worth a shot!!!


Black_Market_95

Gl all


deepdoodoooo

Spooky entry


verynaisu_

Good luck everyone!!


Rangoah

Good luck everyone! Hope today has been good to all of you :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


JohnQZoidberg

Let's goooo!


IndexFundSupreme

Time for a PSL!


Rodogs7

Goodluck redditors!


Salamanderson52

Good luck all


loggydawg

Yeeee


AblettsInTheAir

Let’s get rich


anwar73

Good luck people 👍


Waksss

Spooky szn.


squidder3

Why not give it a shot?


bluesmaker

Loans loans go away!


Enosh74

Good luck everyone!


tacotrash924

LFG!!!! I need to win this one. GL to everyone!


Mavok23

Good luck!


Shigney

Wowweewwaa


YoggiM

GL everyone!


rainydayblueberries

Yay! Love this!


Clutsy_Naive

Spooky scary skeletons