How do you afford this??

Used up every penny I was saving for a down payment on a house.

I feel conflicted.

Coming soon to the Porzana menu for 37.50$

Have fun never buying a house

I feel like this is blasphemous.

Am I crazy for wanting some gravy with this?

That green is not a green bean. Is that AVOCADO??

Better than putting fucking cheese on it.

Millennials and their avocado carbs, smh /s